Indexed 3,363,483.7 hours of 70 national TV channels
The King of Queens - Fresh Brood
   October 23, 2014
All right?

You go to your fancy hotel.

I'm staying right here with ed, betty, and marmalade.

Yeah, 'cause they like me for who I am, not where I can take them.


I'm an angel.

Ok, there's a ham floating in the bathtub.

The King of Queens - Inn Escapable
   October 23, 2014
Wow! this guy's an astronaut?


For, like, a day.

♪♪ My eyes are gettin'weary ♪♪

♪♪ my back is gettin'tight ♪♪

♪♪ I'm sittin' herin traffic ♪♪

♪♪ on the queensboroughbridge tonight ♪♪

The First 48 - Gun Fight; The Ring
   October 23, 2014
narrator: IF THEY DON'T GET A LEAD...

- [imitating bullets whirring] narrator: IN THE FIRST 48 HOURS.

Birmingham, alabama, 3:30 p.m.

The roebuck area.

A frantic caller reports finding his roommate when officers and paramedics arrive, they discover a woman, dead.

SportsTalk Live
   October 23, 2014
>>> Pitch and swings and he o deep center.

He's gone.

He turns he looks up.

It's gone!

>> Morse hits a little lighter in center field.

That's going to get down base hit.

The giants' lead is 4-0.

Slow curveball, struck him out swinging.

My Babysitter's a Vampire - Guys & Dolls
   October 23, 2014
I voted for Emma again.But congrats.

Look, Jessie.


Did you have to usemy driver's license photo?

Good thing I alwayscarry my headshot with me.

[Benny panting] - Dude, your parents are gone, and we have the run of the house.

Friends - The One With the Memorial Service
   October 23, 2014
Hey, you Oh, yeah. Let me just finish this.

JOEY: Hey, Ross.

Check this out.

(ball bounces) Yeah, I can't do that.

What are you doing?

Hey, have you seen this?

It's our new alumni Web site for college.

Fixer Upper
   October 23, 2014
JOANNA: We're Chip and Joanna Gaines.

Look how strong he is. [ Groans ] CHIP: We take the worst house in the best neighborhood, and we turn it into our client's dream home.

Are you guys ready to see your house?

Family Guy - The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou
   October 23, 2014
It seems today that all you see ♪

♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪

♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Fresh Prince, The Movie
   October 23, 2014
Jazz, I got 10 bucks that says you bluffing worse than Haiti.

Let's see you beat three kings.

-Two pair. -Yes.

[Will chuckles] A pair of red fives and a pair of black fives.

That is eight pots in a row.

SportsNet Central
   October 23, 2014
>>> Right now on "sportsnet central" -- >> the further along you get in your career, you don't have that opportunity to pitch in the world series you often wonder, is it ever going to happen?

>> After 16 years, the wait is over for tim hudson.

With game 3 just hours away, find out how the players are us, the latest on tim lincecum's ailing back >>> plus highlights from san jose where the sharks tried to overcome late-game struggles.

Jessie - Help Not Wanted
   October 23, 2014
Do you know what these are?

Rejection letters from acting schools? From agents?

From old boyfriends?

No, no... And the boyfriends usually just stop calling.

No, these are bills!

You guys have gone over your allowance again buying ridiculous things.

House Hunters International
   October 23, 2014
time to grow up, and he's chosen Latviato lay down roots.

So, it's even good enoughfor two.

Love it.That's brilliant.

But he might regret asking hiscollege chum Silvia to help.


NICK:Silvia is very, very direct.

Friends - The One With the Jam
   October 23, 2014

.. wow.

And I still have about five seconds to spare.


Okay. that was about seven seconds.

So we're a little late.

Come on.

No. oh.




I'm going commando, too.


(rhythmic squeaking) Whoa!

Family Guy - Peter's Two Dads
   October 23, 2014
seems today that all you see ♪

♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪

♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪

Wolfblood - Irresistible
   October 23, 2014
Watch it!

Sorry! can't stop!

It's an emergency!



Lied about the emergency.

Actually, we've got something for you.

On behalf of the wolves you so bravely protected, we would like to present you with these.