Indexed 3,047,118.7 hours of 70 national TV channels
Boy Meets World - The Thrilla' in Phila
   April 18, 2014
Or myself.

You know whose faultthat is?

Your own?

No. why should itake the fall?

..

The jocks!

And get all the girls.

What chance do I have?

Whoa.

Major growth spurt.

Too heavy.

Please don't.please don't.

Reba - All Fore One
   April 18, 2014
Well, play on the way upstairs.

Ok, elizabt's me fothe halfmehow.

[Hum marchi bd muc] yeah, at willlm h downfor hena he I brght youa ttleomethi.

Jessie - Pain in the Rear Window
   April 18, 2014
ll you be running?

The bottle ring-toss!

(Squeals softly) This is where you're supposed to go, "Awesome!

Cool! Wow!

"Jessie, I love you more than anyone else in the world!" Awesome! Cool!

Wow!

Jessie, I love you more than anyone else in the world!

Ghost Adventures - Old Town San Diego
   April 18, 2014
Ally creepy vibe in here right now.

he used to throw parties that would last he'd have 3-day parties.

(Zak) WE'RE BRINGING IN THREE DANCERS.

We're going to re-create an old party.

All right, I just heard a voice come from that room right behind me.

How I Met Your Mother - The Rebound Girl
   April 18, 2014
be, but the realtor staged the place with fake furniture and she wants us to check it out before the open house.

All right.

Can we at least do it on the fake bed?

I'm embarrassed that you have to ask.

Kim Possible - Job Unfair
   April 18, 2014
Not a chance.

Now, watch a master at work.

Ooh! Shiny!

And... cue the sharks.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Welcome to Wacky Wally's Weather Machines.

Doughnut? They're free.

You sold me.

(both laughing) (sighs) First time weather machine buyer?

Ghost Adventures - Rose Hall
   April 18, 2014
Just keep your ass above the ground.

Of her husbands on this floor.

L.

What was that?

(Nick) IS THAT A JAIL? (Zak) AAH!

My name is zak bagans.

I never believed in ghosts until I came face-to-face with one.

Frasier - The Harassed
   April 18, 2014
and our new stock market updateafter this.

That's it, that's your bigintroduction for Julia?

What happened to the copyI wrote for you?

Come on, "Julia" does notrhyme with "moolah." Well, they're spelledthe same.

Jessie - Badfellas
   April 18, 2014
bitten by a deer tick.

His name is Vincent.

(Laughs) Emma's in love with a tick named Vincent.

He's this really cute guy from school.

He's so cool.

Way too cool to ask me out.

(SCOFFS) You got that right.

We the People With Gloria Allred - Sleeping in My Bed; Put Your Back Into It
   April 18, 2014
Lab Rats - Prank You Very Much
   April 18, 2014
What happened in here?

And why does my labsmell like a locker room at a gymthat only cows go to?

Honey, who did this to you?

Who do you think?

Wow.

Ruining pranksand blaming others.

Not makin' any friendsto grandma roseis visiting tomorrow and I wantthis behavior to stop.

Max Steel - Pick Your Poison
   April 18, 2014
[panting] !!

!!!!

!!

[growls] [grunts] Ya know, sometimes I wish I was attached to the back of you.

When we're taking on Elementor...

[grunts] I really don't think it matters.

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Go Turbo! Strength!

Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil - Gym Dandy; Detained
   April 18, 2014
♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski ♪ Kick ♪ Kick ♪ Kick Buttowski ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick ♪ Kick Buttowski ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick ♪ Kick ♪ Kick ♪ Kick Buttowski ♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪

(Blows whistle) (screams) Mommy!

Well-played, old chap.

America Now
   April 18, 2014
Health, home and kitchen and more.

Slug Terra - The Gentleman and the Thief
   April 18, 2014
It's been almost a week, and our mystery thief is still stealing stuff all over.

(Gasps) (screaming) Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa.

So I'm putting it out to all of you on the slugnet.

Eli and the rest of the Shane Gang are on the hunt right now.