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00:00:02Your figure back.
00:00:03You can look up to 20 pounds thinner instantly.
00:00:06That's right, instantly.
00:00:08This unique design focuses on the comfort of your body.
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00:00:32Starting from below the bustline, kymaro's new body hugging your body to create a smooth, bump-free silhouette.
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00:01:04It can be worn with the clingiest of fabrics and is great for casual and formal wear.
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00:01:43But hold everything!
00:01:44[Siren wails] at kymaro, we understand that times are tough and budgets are tight, but we believe that you still need to look good and feel good, just like the many celebrities who use the kymaro body shaper.
00:01:57So, for the first time ever, we're extending a one-time-only offer to the first 50,000 callers.
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00:02:11Yes, you heard right, $29.95.
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00:02:20 if you call right now, we'll even include kymaro's bottom shaper free with your order.
00:02:26Kymaro's bottom shaper eliminates saddle bags and smoothes out and thighs.
00:02:32It also has a cotton gusset so you can wear them in place of underwear, and best of all, no visible panty lines.
00:02:39Look how they make a difference ..
00:02:42And how about these tight-fitting slacks you can even wear kymaro's bottom shaper with white pants.
00:02:49Amazing!
00:02:50This is over a $40 value in itself, and it's our free gift to you-- just pay the small processing fee.
00:02:57These two different shapers complement each other, and unlike full body suits you may have seen, kymaro's body shaper and bottom shaper are two separate pieces.
00:03:06And yes, it gets even better!
00:03:10We'll even double this offer with a black body shaper and a black bottom shaper to complete your wardrobe-- just pay the small processing.
00:03:18This, together, is over a $200 95 to t first 50,000 callers right now.
00:03:27You can even mix and match sizing so you'll always have a perfect fit.
00:03:32Kymaro's body shaper comes in six available sizes, so we'll have a size for you.
00:03:38Simply tell the operator your current clothing size and he or she will match it to kymaro's body shaper size.
00:03:44It's that simple.
00:03:46And always remember kymaro's guarantee-- if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, simply return the body shaper top and all the free gifts are yours to keep, no questions asked.
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00:04:13>> We're about to hear from barbara, who's been wearing kymaro's new body shaper.
00:04:17Let's hear what she has to say.
00:04:19>> Before kymaro's new body I had rolls around my back, I had extra rollon my tummy.
00:04:26I needed a butt lift.
00:04:28I don't like the way my clothes are fitting and I just needed some help.
00:04:33>> Evon: Oh, my god!
00:04:34Barbara, you look so good.
00:04:36You look amazing!
00:04:37, now, this is why everybody needs to wear kymaro's new body shaper.
00:04:41You look fabulous.
00:04:42Come on here.
00:04:42>> Thank you.
00:04:43>> Look at this nice, flat tummy.
00:04:45We've got no sagging in the derriere, no back rolls and this fabric is not forgiving.
00:04:50Look how the fabric just hangs and looks on her because kymaro's new body shaper smoothes out all those lumps and bumps that we all have.
00:04:58You look, you look so good.
00:05:00>> Well, thank you.
00:05:01You know, I love beautiful, stylish clothing and I had just gotten so discouraged trying things on in the store.
00:05:06>> Evon: It's easy ..
00:05:08>> Barbara: Absolutely, but now, I'm two sizes smaller.
00:05:10>> Two sizes!
00:05:11You go, girl!
00:05:12You look really, really, really wonderful.
00:05:14>> Thank you.
00:05:15>> I've got a question for you, though.
00:05:16After wearing kymaro's new body shaper, how has it changed your self-confidence?
00:05:21>> Well, as a woman, ..
00:05:23Rything.
00:05:23>> It's huge. >> yeah.
00:05:24>> You want to walk out the door feeling "i'm gonna conquer the " [laughs] >> yes, and even my husband has given me second glances.
00:05:31>> Evon: Oh, I love to hear that.
00:05:32That is so good!
00:05:34Barbara, I'm so glad that you love kymaro's new body shaper, and I guarantee th tries it is gonna love it too.
00:05:40>> Now, everything you own in your closet and everything you buy in the future is gonna fit and look better, and it all starts with kymaro's new body shaper.
00:05:49Now, why haven't you gotten yours yet?
00:05:51>> Look!
00:05:52Look at this change.
00:05:54This is amazing.
00:05:56I've never had pants that are this loose before.
00:05:58This is pretty amazing.
00:05:59This is a lot of extra jean that I didn't have before.
00:06:02I have slimmed down 9-1/2 inches with the new body shaper.
00:06:05It's amazing.
00:06:06>> I've slimmed down five inches in my waist and six inches in my hips and thighs.
00:06:11That's 11 inches.
00:06:13I can hardly believe it!
00:06:15..
00:06:17Four inches in a couple minutes.
00:06:20Would you believe that?
00:06:22Unbelievable.
00:06:24>> Ladies, sincerely, I would recommend this product to you or anybody else that you thought needed it.
00:06:31Um, it is very comfortable and it helps make you feel so way you look in your clothing.
00:06:37Um, if you have a stomach that you're trying to hide, if you have hips and thighs that you're trying to cover up, if you have a butt that's sticking out and you just feel completely uncomfortable in I promise you, you will feel so comfortable in it and feel so much better about yourself.
00:06:56>> So what are you waiting for?
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00:07:12>> Announcer: With millions of satisfied customers, the kymaro body shaper has become one of themost popular body shapersever available.
00:07:19Call right now and get yours for the incredible low price of only $39.95.
00:07:25But hold everything!
00:07:26[Siren wails] at kymaro, we understand that times are tough and budgets are tight, but we believe that you still need to look good and feel good, just like the many celebrities who use the kymaro body shaper.
00:07:38So, for the first time ever, we're extending a one-time-only offer to the first 50,000 callers.
00:07:47unbelievably low nly $29.95.
00:07:53Yes, you heard right, $29.95.
00:07:56But this is only available for a limited time, and you must act now.
00:08:01 if you call right now, we'll even include kymaro's bottom shaper free with your order.
00:08:08Kymaro's bottom shaper eliminates saddle bags and smoothes out your hips and thighs.
00:08:14It also has a cotton gusset so you can wear them in place of underwear, and best of all, no visible panty lines.
00:08:21Look how they make a difference ..
00:08:24And how about these tight-fitting slacks?
00:08:27You can even wear kymaro's bottom shaper with white pants.
00:08:31Amazing!
00:08:32This is over a $40 value in itself, and it's our free gift to you-- just pay the small processing fee.
00:08:39These two different shapers complement each other, and unlike full body suits you may have seen, kymaro's body shaper and bottom shaper are two separate pieces.
00:08:48And yes, it gets even better!
00:08:52We'll even double this offer with a black body shaper and a black bottom shaper to complete your wardrobe-- just pay the small processing.
00:09:00This, together, is over a $200 95 to the first 50,000 callers right now.
00:09:09You can even mix and match sizing so you'll always havea perfect fit.
00:09:14Kymaro's body shaper comes in six available sizes, so we'll have a size for you.
00:09:19Simply tell the operator your current clothing size and he or she will match it to kymaro's body shaper size.
00:09:26It's that simple.
00:09:27And always remember kymaro's guarantee-- if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, simply return the body shaper top and all the free gifts are yours to keep, no questions asked.
00:09:41That's right, yoeep all the free gifts.
00:09:44Kymaro has now made this affordable for everyone, and nothing even comes close to this incredible offer.
00:09:51Be one of the first 50,000 lucky callers by calling right now.
00:09:55>> And remember this, ladies: Don't be fooled by other imitation products out there.
00:10:00There's only one kymaro's new body shaper, a name in health and beauty you can trust.
00:10:06>> Announcer: The preceding has been a paid program for kymaro's new body shaper.
00:11:55 the following program is paid for by the friends and partners of joyce meyer ministries.
00:12:01 you need to be very careful when you hear this coming out of your mouth.
00:12:03"Well, I know it's wrong, but--" no, there's no, "i know it's wrong, but--" it's just wrong.
00:12:09If god says it's wrong, there's no, "i know it's wrong, but--" it's just wrong.
00:12:14[Music] we're gonna talk tonight about passing " we're talking about how we're tested in life.
00:12:34Genesis 16, all the way back in the beginning of the book.
00:12:41Genesis 16:8-9.
00:12:46I feel really good about this word tonight.
00:12:48I think it's gonna really help some people.
00:12:51>> [Applauding] now, you know the whole situation.
00:12:58I'll kind of give you a fast-forward version.
00:13:01God had promised abram and sarah a child, and they'd waed a lot longer than they wanted to wait, so sarah got a bright idea that she would give her handmaiden to her husband and her husband could get the handmaiden pregnant, and then she would take that child and that was how she decided god wanted to do it.
00:13:25Bad idea.
00:13:29The culture was a little different then, but I don't care what kind of a culture it is, you don't give your husband another woman and expect it to work.
00:13:42Well, sure enough, hagar was a sweet little servant until she got pregnant, and then it became, "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:13:48I'm pregnant and you're not.
00:13:50Now abram's gonna love me more than you, nah, nah, " so now sarah gets ticked off and she begins to mistreat hagar.
00:14:00So here's hagar's reaction, verse 8.
00:14:05"And he said, "hagar, sarah's maid," now this is god talking to her now, "'where did you come from, and ' and she said, 'i'm running away '" " >> audience: running away.
00:14:26 and I want you to look what god said to her.
00:14:30"The angel of the lord said to her, 'go back to your mistress and [humbly] submit '" god, you cannot be asking me to do that.
00:14:42>> [Laughing] >> joyce: she's mistreating me.
00:14:46It's not fair.
00:14:47It's not right.
00:14:50I talked this morning about running from places where god wants you to stay.
00:14:55You're not doing yourself a favor.
00:14:58You know what?
00:15:01I've been preaching for 32 years and I got a revelation sitting in my hotel room this afternoon.
00:15:12I love my enem >> [applauding] now I've taught love your enemies and, you know, 34 says, "love your enemies," and I'm like, "yeah, " pray for those who hurt you and--you know, but I got a different side of it today.
00:15:36I love my enemies.
00:15:39You know why?
00:15:40Because they've made me the woman that I am.
00:15:44>> [Applauding] >> joyce: I got it.
00:15:48Now I know why god said, " is anybody getting it?
00:15:58Love your enemies.
00:16:00They're forcing you to grow up.
00:16:03They're forcing you to mature.
00:16:06They're forcing you to dig in deeper with god.
00:16:11God arranges a lot of uncomfortable things in our life and it doesn't mean that god wants to hurt us.
00:16:17Actually, he has a goal in mind and that is to help us.
00:16:21And what people are doing is wrong.
00:16:24What sarah was doing, mistreating hagar, was wro.
00:16:26But god told her to go back and submit to it.
00:16:32And he ended up doing something great for her too.
00:16:37You see, when we run and try to take care of ourself, then we end up missing the thing that god would do for us.
00:16:47We frequently see what others are doing to us, but we rarely ever see what we're doing, and that's what god wants to change.
00:16:59You didn't hear me, did you?
00:17:02We frequently see what other people are doing.
00:17:05"Well, I can't stay there.
00:17:06You're doing this and you're doing that and you're doing this an well, see maybe there's something in you that god has got to get at, and if you're in a comfortable place, he'll never get to it.
00:17:19>> [Applauding] lord have mercy.
00:17:56And he was worn out.
00:17:57He was tired.
00:17:58He was exhausted.
00:18:00And jezebel heard what he did and she put out a message that she was gonna kill him, and he ran, ran--everybody say, " >> audience: he ran.
00:18:13>> Joyce: he ran for one woman.
00:18:16Now, come on guys, I want to ask, what's the problem here?
00:18:18>> [Laughing] you can kill 400 evil prophets, but you run from 1 woman?
00:18:26We got more power than we thought we did.
00:18:29>> [Cheering] [laughing] he was tired, he wasn't thinking right, he was worn out.
00:18:42And the whole story is really beautiful.
00:18:44He actually got so bad he just said, "i just want to die.
00:18:47" he's out in the desert.
00:18:50He's out in the desert, sitting by himself.
00:18:53"If this is the way it's gonna be, I'd just prefer that you kill me.
00:18:55Nobody loves you, god, but me.
00:18:57I'm the only prophet " "i'm the only one in my family, god, that's a believer.
00:19:03I just don't think I can do this anymore.
00:19:08I'm the only believer at my place of work, god.
00:19:12I just--you got to get me another job.
00:19:14" you know what you want?
00:19:16You want to go--you say, " >> [laughing] >> joyce: oh, I love it.
00:19:25You've asked god to use you.
00:19:27Now you're the only light in a dark place and you want to go somewhere and get in a nice, little nest where there's no thorns and where you can't help anybody.
00:19:39Elijah's like, "i'm the only one, god.
00:19:42I'm the only one left " and god said, "i have got 7,000 prophets that you don't even know anything about that have not bowed their knee to baal.
00:19:51" and you know what he did?
00:19:55Sent him right back to where he ran from and told him to get back to work.
00:20:00Come on, what have you been running from?
00:20:04Debt?
00:20:06Poor health that you could do a lot about if you just would?
00:20:12Not being able to get along with anybody because you've got some issues in your life and you keep there to be nice so you can be happy?
00:20:21Well, get happy anyway.
00:20:25You're not all smiling.
00:20:28>> [Laughing] well, this doesn't sound like much fun.
00:20:31" now we got to talk about jonah.
00:20:38Oh, dear mercy, let us talk nah.
00:20:44You got to read three chapters, the whole three chapters, to get the story, which we're not obviously going to do that, but I'm gonna skip around a little bit so you can go or not go, but jonah 1.
00:20:58Jonah 1, "now the word of the lord came to jonah the son of amittai, saying, 'arise and go to nineveh, that great city, proclaim against it, for their wickedness ' but jonah rose up to flee," " and if you look, that's the exact opposite direction from where god told him to go.
00:21:26Now, he took a ship that was sailing to this island, tarshish, which was the most remote of this group of islands.
00:21:40So while he was on the boat, storms, bad storms, kept coming up.
00:21:44Well, finally the sailors all said, "hey, look, something's wrong.
00:21:48There's somebody on this boat that's got a real issue.
00:21:55And we got to find out what's " so they cast lots, which means they drew straws or they rolled dice or whatever they did.
00:22:04That was--i mean, they actually were led by that.
00:22:08But interesting enough, the lot fell on jonah.
00:22:13Isn't it interesting what god will do?
00:22:15It's like, "out of all these people on here, god, " and so he he was probably the problem and they threw him overboard.
00:22:27Well, the storm ceased.
00:22:30It's amazing sometimes how the storms will cease if you just throw a few things overboard.
00:22:37Come on, I'm preaching better than you're acting.
00:22:41>> [Cheering] so while he was out there, god arranged for a whale to swallow him.
00:22:51He's in the whale's belly, it's about the third day.
00:22:54He's covered with seaweed, it's all over him.
00:22:57And he prays, "god, forgive me," and blah, blah, blah, and on and on and on.
00:23:04So god tells the fish, "okay, I'm done with you.
00:23:07" let me tell you something.
00:23:11When god's done with your enemies, he'll deal with 'em.
00:23:14Did you hear me?
00:23:15I said when god is finished with your enemies that sometimes he arranges, he'll deal with 'em.
00:23:27So now--let me find the right verse here because this is too good to pass up.
00:23:36"And the lord spoke to the fish, and it vomited out jonah upon dry land.
00:23:43And the word of the lord came to jonah the second time, saying, '" I love this.
00:23:58I'm just having so much fun I can't hardly stand it.
00:24:01Now, why did he have to go through all that being in the belly of the whale and getting thrown off the ship and the seaweed and the vomiting and all this?
00:24:10Why did he have to go through that?
00:24:11Because he ran away from what god was telling him to do.
00:24:15And I'm telling you, if you keep running, you're only gonna get in a worse mess and, sooner or later, if you want to get things straightened out in your life, you're gonna have to go back and to the place where god told you to go.
00:24:29>> [Applauding] this is so good I can hardly stand it.
00:24:35Amen.
00:24:38You got to stop running.
00:24:41Sometimes we run from our own sin.
00:24:47King david did that.
00:24:50He committed adultery and murder, and for a whole year he didn't repent.
00:24:59David was a man of god.
00:25:00He had a very close relationship with god.
00:25:02I'm still trying to figure out how he pulled that off without it just crushing him.
00:25:09But I know what he did.
00:25:10He justified it.
00:25:14That's the way wde from sin.
00:25:15We excuse it, we reason it out, and we justify it.
00:25:22I'm telling you what, justification, self-justification, is so dangerous.
00:25:31You need to be very careful when you hear this coming out of your mouth.
00:25:34"Well, I know it's wrong, but--" no, there's no, "i know it's wrong, but--" it's just wrong.
00:25:39If god says it's wrong, there's no, "i know it's wrong, but--" it's just wrong.
00:25:46>> [Applauding] >> joyce: amen?
00:25:52I'm actually kind of proud of you guys.
00:25:54I don't think I've lost anybody yet, and when you preach like this, some people flee.
00:26:04We haven't had any runners yet and that's good.
00:26:07You're all at least staying to face the sermon about facing things.
00:26:13Excuses.
00:26:14Well, nathan finally came and confronted david, and his prayer of repentance is in psalm 51.
00:26:19You should read it sometime.
00:26:20It's just absolutely beautiful, the freedom and the deliverance and the joy that came back to him.
00:26:26And his ministry was restored.
00:26:28He was able to help people just because he confronted his sin.
00:26:33Don't make excuses for sin and don't call it something else.
00:26:38Call it sin.
00:26:41It's not your hang up or your weakness or your thing.
00:26:51It's sin.
00:26:54Another way that we hide from sin is through blame.
00:27:00These two things are very important, excuses and blame, excuses and blame.
00:27:08"Well, I know we're supposed to ve, but--forgive, but surely god couldn't expect that after " why are you a special case?
00:27:24Hmm.
00:27:27Wow.

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