Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein   View more episodes

Aired at 04:00 PM on Thursday, Feb 24, 2011 (2/24/2011)      View all transcripts from this day

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00:00:49/Ñ%Gñññ [ Thunderclap ] [ Man ] HEY, COME ON. OPEN UP. OPEN UP !
00:01:41SILENCE ! [ Gasping ] - Can't you read english ? it's closed !
00:01:43- [ Screaming ] before I turn you into luncheon meat !
00:01:52[ Screaming ] Whoa-ohh-ohhh !
00:02:00[ Panting ] UH, HERR DOCTOR, Don't take this as a criticism, but this is a tourist attraction.
00:02:07We usually try not to threaten the guests.
00:02:10" that's the spirit !
00:02:25I want you to go away now.
00:02:28[ Giggling Nervously ] NOT A PROBLEM. I CAN Do that.
00:02:31[ Gulping ] CONSIDER ME GONE !
00:02:35[ Rumbling ][ Man ]DELIVERY FOR THE DOCTOR.
00:02:39Please. this way.
00:02:44UNDBE CAREFUL. [ Thunderclap ] [ Alvin ]HEY, LET'S TAKE THE TRAM.
00:02:56-[ Man Groaning ] - HEY ! WATCH IT !
00:02:58[ Theodore ] SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
00:03:00[ Theodore Grunting ] AH ! MM. OW !
00:03:06Dragonland, here we come !
00:03:08][ Man On P.A. ] ARE WE ON ?
00:03:11 welcome to the majestic movie studio tour, ..
00:03:18..
00:03:20With your new friend, phil-- that's me !
00:03:24[ Phil ] NOW, GET YOUR CAMERAS READY, 'Cause we just might see some celebrities today !
00:03:30- WOULD YOU LIKE THAT ? - [ Together ] YES !
00:03:33" - [ Together ] YES, PHIL. - NOW, BEFORE WE Get going, is anybody here a producer ?
00:03:41- Hmm ? - ahh.
00:03:43Mm-hmm. not even for cable ?
00:03:47WELL, OKAY. [ Sighs ] You know, folks, here in our little corner of the hollywood dream factory, we shoot over 500 hours of tv shows and movies in a year.
00:03:57And yet, incredibly talentedactors are reduced ..
00:04:01Of ungratefulvacationeers on studio tours-- UH-- [ Coughs, Chuckles ] WELL, THEN-- Now, here's where they shot that unforgettable ..
00:04:13Where sir arthur tells natasha he's leaving her !
00:04:17Oh ! it's one of my favorites !
00:04:21"I'm not the man you want, natasha.
00:04:25.. miserable." [ Tourists Grumbling ] - Uh, phil, if I may-- - hey !
00:04:35"I'm not the man you want, natasha.
00:04:39.. miserable.
00:04:41You want someone who wants to settle down " "don't tell me what I want, arthur.
00:04:50"You're the only man I've ever loved.
00:04:54[ Tourists ]AWW ! WILLEVER LOVE." [ Sniffling ] OH ! OH ! THIS IS WHERE THE Sister comes in.
00:04:59"NATASHA ! NATASHA ! DADDY'S GONE !" [ Weeping ] " [ Clapping, Cheering ] .. beaver, or muskrat or whatever you are-- .. touch... the cap.
00:05:22 you think you can do this job better than me ?
00:05:26- DUH. -[ Tires Squealing ] [ Phil Screaming ] WHOA-HO !
00:05:34[ Screaming ] [ Tourists ] WHOA !
00:05:40Aah !
00:05:49[ Phil Screaming ] Alvin, these people are paying for a tour !
00:05:57At least give them one !
00:05:58No time, simon. I'm getting us to dragonland.
00:06:04Remember, miranda, you think you just married the man of your dreams, ..
00:06:10Who doesn't know thatyou're his brother'sfiance's twin sister.
00:06:14- ACTION ! -[ Tires Screeching ] ..
00:06:19WHERE THEY SHOT GUYS AND-- DUH ![ Grunts ] [ Screaming ] To your left is a screaming bridesmaid.
00:06:40To your right is the mother of the groom.
00:06:43You're driving right crazy.
00:06:45Straight ahead, that's international star miranda burstynpfeiffer.
00:06:50Gee, she sure can jump.
00:06:56Who wants to go again ?
00:06:58- [ Crowd Cheering ] ME ! I WILL ! I WILL ! - Give me that key, m-maggot !
00:07:03-[ Crowd ] AWW ! - MUCH BETTER.
00:07:06But you might want to put the emphasis on " [ Shouting Good-byes ] [ Chuckling ] LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO WALK To dragonland.
00:07:22[ Coughing ] I DON'T WANT TO RAIN ON YOUR Parade, but our show ?
00:07:28We've got plenty of time. I know a shortcut.
00:07:28Trust me.
00:07:35I hate it when he says that.
00:07:42But they were due back a half-hour ago !
00:07:45I could lose my job over this.
00:07:46[ Dave ] GEE, MR. YESMAN,I-I'M REALLY SORRY.
00:07:47I can'timagine where they could be.
00:07:53Well, of course they want to perform at the world premiere.
00:07:56I know you've got a very hard job.
00:08:00No, i-i'm sure your mother would be disappointed if you lost it.
00:08:07Mr. yesman. m-m-mr. yesman !
00:08:10I assure you that the chipmunks are professionals.
00:08:14It's not like them to be late.
00:08:16 "late" is alvin's middle name.
00:08:19I better get to the theme park and see if I can find them.
00:08:22[ Man On P.A. ]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK Youfor visiting me, sammy squirrel, at majestic movie studio'spark.
00:08:29Come again soon.
00:08:38Hmm. mm. yeah.
00:08:40Arms, two.legs, two.
00:08:45Feet-- one !
00:08:48NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THAT--[ Growling ] Herr doctor ? what now ?
00:08:53Oh, my goodness.
00:08:55You've accomplished quite a bit for one afternoon !
00:08:57 - and, uh, what are these ?
00:09:03- BRAINS. - [ Laughing ] Uh, how-- how realistic.
00:09:10Yes. they are.
00:09:13What size shoe do you wear ?
00:09:15[ Stammering ] M-ME ? OH, YOU DON'T WANT-- I mean-- my right foot's so much larger than my-- I had to special order all my-- w-well, good night !
00:09:25[ Footsteps Receding ] AH ! NEVER MIND.
00:09:32Here it is.
00:09:47[ Simon ] GREAT SHORTCUT, ALVIN.
00:09:49We've been walking for hours, and I've yet to see a single dragon.
00:09:55Yeah, and I'm still hungry.
00:10:00[ Gasps ] Our show's been canceled.
00:10:05What do you suggest we do now, mr. reliable ?
00:10:11Okay, okay, I admit it.
00:10:13We missed our show, the park is closed, we're probably locked in, and it's all my fault !
00:10:20There. are you happy ?
00:10:23I'm just fuzzy all over.
00:10:25[ Whimpering ] I CAN'T STAY HERE ALL NIGHT !
00:10:29Teddy will get cold.
00:10:31 so we're locked in overnight.
00:10:35[ Chuckles ]WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN ?
00:10:38[ Growling ] Well, I guess we could starve to death.
00:10:44..
00:10:47And tear us limb from limb !
00:10:49..
00:10:53..
00:10:56Around our little throats and-- or we find a phone, call dave and have him pick us up.
00:11:04I-i pick simon's plan. oh, wait for me !
00:11:07[ Alvin ] HEY, WHY DON'T I GET TO DIAL ?
00:11:10[ Panting ] BECAUSE IT'S MY QUARTER, And theodore asked first !
00:11:17OH ! [ Dinging ] Don't worry, theodore.
00:11:20As soon as dave answers, our troubles are over !
00:11:24[ Line Ringing ] IT'S RINGING !
00:11:26Oh, please answer, please answer, please answer !
00:11:33Theodore ! simon !
00:11:37Alvin !
00:11:41He's not home.
00:11:43[ Gasps, Shrieks ] WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE !
00:11:47[ Screaming, Grunting ] Hey, look !
00:11:52SOMEBODY'S STILL HERE.[ Wolf Howling ] As soon as I know they're okay, I'm gonna kill them !
00:12:04[ Grunting, Mumbling ] Alvin !
00:12:25[ Gasps ] ALVIN ! CUT IT OUT.
00:12:28YOU KNOW IT SCARES ME. [ Sinister Chuckling ] I know.
00:12:32[ Muttering, Indistinct ] SHH ! HEAR THAT ?
00:12:35[ Muttering Continues ] [ Dr. Frankenstein ]♪♪ THE KNEE BONE'S CONNECTED To the leg bone ♪♪
00:12:43♪♪ the leg bone's connected to the f-- ♪♪
00:12:46to this-- how does that song go again ?
00:12:49♪♪ Them bones, them bones them-- mm-hmm ♪♪
00:12:52♪♪ HEY, DA-DA ♪♪ [ Gasps ] SHH !
00:12:55♪♪ Hey, da-da ♪♪ no !
00:12:57♪♪ Da-ding-ding an ankle ♪♪
00:12:59♪♪ da-ding-ding the foot da-ding-ding the toe ♪♪
00:13:01♪♪ da-ding-ding ♪♪
00:13:02- [ Singsong Continues, Indistinct ] -[ Gears Clanking ] [ Theodore, Alvin Gasp ] GUYS, IT'S JUST A costumed character.
00:13:16It's not real !
00:13:18Ah,mein liebchen !
00:13:21AT LAST WE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN. [ Chuckles ] this fool yesman, ..
00:13:30To make his little exhibit more frightening ! [ Giggles ] I think we will make it frightening enough.
00:13:40Don't you ?
00:13:42Alvin !
00:13:46Fellas !
00:13:50[ Electricity Buzzing ] [ Humming ] [ Buzzing ] [ Dr. Frankenstein Cackling ] [ Laughing ] MY FAME IS ALIVE !
00:14:30- [ Cackling Madly ] - [ Swooning ] [ Thuds ] THEO ? [ Swoons ] [ Thuds ] [ Laughing Hysterically ] Hey !don't touch the cap.
00:14:46- [ Screaming, Cackling ] - [ Screaming ] - [ Grunting ] - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE !
00:14:54[ Grunting ] AFTER THEM ! THEY MUST NOT ESCAPE !
00:14:58[ Growling ] HURRY ! HURRY !
00:15:00Before they bring the others !
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00:19:37maybe they got locked in their dressing room.
00:19:40A-a-alvin ? simon ?
00:19:43[ Screaming Hysterically ] [ Roaring ] [ Panting ] [ Moaning ] Oh ! my teddy !
00:20:02- [ Growling ] - [ Gasping ] THEODORE, LET'S GO ![ Growling ] WHERE COULD THEY--[ Wolf Howling ] Hey ! someone must still be here.
00:20:23[ Growling Continues ] I-is he g-g-gone ?
00:20:32I THINK SO. [ Growling ] [ Nervous Chuckling ] BUT I COULD BE WRONG !
00:20:39- [ Both Screaming ] - [ Grunting ] [ Growling ] [ Whimpering ] ♪♪ Sammy, sammy I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪♪
00:20:50[ Growling ]♪♪ THE SMARTEST LITTLE RODENT In the world, world, world ♪♪
00:20:54[ Roaring ] ♪♪ I CAN DO ANYTHING-- ♪♪♪♪
00:20:57- ♪♪♪♪ [ Stops ] - [ Alvin Screaming ] Why are we stopping, when every rational ..
00:21:06Tells us to-- oh, no.
00:21:10[ Alvin ] DRAGONLAND.
00:21:15Alvin ? theodore ?
00:21:18 - well, what do you want i-i'm looking for three little chipm-- come in. come in !
00:21:28Tell me, are you an organ donor ?
00:21:35You can't be serious.
00:21:37[ Chuckles ] SIMON, DON'T YOU SEE ?
00:21:39Even a monster wouldn't think we were stupid ..
00:21:42To take a thrill ride in the middle of a life-or-death chase !
00:21:49Are we ? well, yeah.
00:21:52But he doesn't know that. come on !
00:21:56[ Growling ] This is too creepy.
00:22:09I gotta get out of here.
00:22:11..
00:22:14There's an actual monster back there !
00:22:17Oh, yeah. i-i forgot.
00:22:20[ Growling ] [ Sighs ] THIS IS SO COOL !
00:22:32I'm not happy.
00:22:36Hey, look ! a phone.
00:22:38Maybe dave's home by now.
00:22:39HE COULD BRING THE COPS AND SAVE US ! [ Beeping ] that's not a ph-- [ Alvin On P.A. ]DAVE ! YOU GOTTA COME GET Us.there's a monster after us.
00:22:49And we're hidingin dragonland !
00:22:52[ Grunting ] HUH ?
00:22:55[ Snarling ] [ Giggles ] WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE HIDING Concept.
00:23:02Well, maybe the monster doesn't understand english.
00:23:06..
00:23:09Is always half full, isn'it ?
00:23:12[ Giggles ] YEAH-- WHAT LITTLE GLASS ?
00:23:17[ Growling ] - [ Screaming ] - [ Monster Growling ] [ Electricity Crackling ] [ Blubbering ] [ Growling ] Yes ! he missed !
00:23:42[ Growling ] [ Dr. Frankenstein ] UNDADD ONE OUNCEOF SLEEPING Potion-- ah ! here, here ! the tea is ready.
00:23:59I'm really worried about them.
00:24:01 I have a little monster of mine own.
00:24:06- [ Cackling ] - I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
00:24:10Calm yourself. relax.
00:24:13Drink your tea.
00:24:14 not until I know the boys are okay.
00:24:19I am sure they are fine.
00:24:22They probably just found a little playmate.
00:24:25[ Cackling ] I-I GOTTA GO.
00:24:27They're out there in the parksomewhere.
00:24:29Wait ! i, uh, have a map of the place.
00:24:34This will help.
00:24:36By the way, do you have both your kidneys ?
00:24:45[ Theodore ]THIS ISN'T REAL.IT'S JUST A RIDE.
00:24:48This isn't real. it's just a ride.
00:24:51This isn't real ! it's just a ride !
00:24:54[ Theodore Screaming ] [ Screaming Together ] [ Monster Screaming ] tell me you don't love this baby.
00:25:12QUITE IMPRESSIVE.[ Growling ] But I don't think we're going to like the way it ends.
00:25:18Oh ! he really shouldn't be doing that.
00:25:21..
00:25:24And keep your hands in the car at all times !
00:25:28Very helpful, theodore.
00:25:31..
00:25:33Before he could kill us !
00:25:36[ Wheels Screeching ] [ Alvin Continues ] HANG ON, GUYS. THIS IS Supposed to be the scariest part.
00:25:41[ Monster Growls ]UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU Havea hideous monster chasing you.
00:25:46[ Monster Growling ] - [ Screaming ] - [ Screaming ] Oh. I think I lost my appetite.
00:26:01[ Growling ] [ Simon ] HEY ! LOOK AT THAT.
00:26:03DOESN'T HE KNOW IT'S JUST A-A RIDE ?[ Alvin ] Apparently not.
00:26:08He thinks he'sabout to be eaten !
00:26:11- [ Screeching ] - [ Growling, Grunting ] Man ! he's like cough syrup.
00:26:19He just won't go down.
00:26:23[ Dave ]GEE, I-I DIDN'T REALIZEHOW BIG THE Park is.
00:26:27Thanks for your hospitality, but i-i really better be going.
00:26:31YOU HAVEN'T... TOUCHED YOUR TEA. [ Chuckles ] - no, thanks.
00:26:38- [ Blows ] - I-I'M GONNA CHECK AT HOME.
00:26:42Maybe they'realready back there.
00:26:45Very well. thanks again.
00:26:49COME AGAIN ! [ Dart Sticks ] I mean your kiddies.
00:26:55[ Groans ] [ Snoring ] [ Growling ] [ Grunting ] [ Cracking ] OH, THIS ISN'T GOOD.
00:27:12..
00:27:15..
00:27:17For which this ride was engineered.
00:27:19What does that mean in english ?
00:27:22I means unless he lets go something's going to give, ..fast !
00:27:31[ Screaming ] [ Screeching ] Wow !
00:28:09Ah ! we made it !
00:28:12WE'RE ALIVE ! [ Laughing ] - I told you to trust me. - oh, please !
00:28:22[ Growling ] [ Snarling ] [ Dave ]UH, THEODORE'S ALWAYS BEENSO HAPPY And sweet.
00:28:38Simon's the onewith the glasses.
00:28:40[ Chuckles ]FUNNY, I DIDN'T EVENKNOW HE NEEDED Them.
00:28:43A-AND THEN OF COURSE,THERE'S ALVIN.[ Chuckles ] oh, this was the time alvin burned down ..
00:28:50Making me a father's day breakfast.
00:28:51[ Female Officer ]OH, Y-YEAH, I REMEMBERGETTING The call on that one.
00:28:55Oh, and here he is, just after he set the lab rats free at the school open house.
00:29:00THEREIAM. [ Chuckles ] OH !
00:29:03The one with the principal's hands around your neck ? uh-huh.
00:29:07She's got quite a grip for a woman her age.
00:29:10Well, mr. seville, we'll be in touch.
00:29:12 and don't worry, we'll do our ..
00:29:15" did i describe them okay ?
00:29:23" yeah, that ought to do it.
00:29:27As soon as we hear anything, we'll let you know-- - dave ! - fellas !
00:29:33Oh ! ah, that's gotta hurt.
00:29:38[ Dave ]THANKS, OFFICERS.
00:29:40Uh, dave ? dave ? i-i can't breathe.
00:29:45- Oh, sorry. now-- - we know, dave.
00:29:50[ Together ] "EVERYBODY ON THE COUCH." /ó o Where on earth have you boys been ?
00:34:29- Well, we-- - why didn't you call ?
00:34:31 - didn't you stop to think how worried I must have been ?
00:34:34- Yeah, but we-- - missed your show and disappeared for hours !
00:34:37 there was this huge, scary monster, see ?
00:34:43 and it ate your homework.
00:34:46Huh ? uh, what homework ?
00:34:48 but really, it was all-- - alvin, please.
00:34:53I'm not in the mood to hear about monsters.
00:34:56Now, until you're readyto tell the truth, I don't want to hear a peep out of any of you.
00:35:01- BUT-- - [ Clears Throat ] Good night.
00:35:07I can't believe it. dave didn't believe me.
00:35:10 especially with your track record for honesty.
00:35:15Can I help it if I don't stifle my active imagination ?
00:35:23[ Whimpering ] MY TEDDY !
00:35:25I-i must have dropped him.
00:35:28Well, we're not going back for him.
00:35:31But, if we did, that monster wouldn't stand a chance !
00:35:37Oh, wow ! I'm still scared.
00:35:40♪♪♪♪
00:35:48♪♪ what if a monster came in the room tonight ♪♪
00:35:51♪♪ what would we do what could we do ♪♪
00:35:53♪♪ if he tried to make your hair turn white with fright ♪♪
00:35:57♪♪ what would you do if it was you ♪♪
00:35:59♪♪ I'd drown him with my soaker gun glue him to a chair ♪♪
00:36:02♪♪ stick a dead skunk in his pockets ♪♪
00:36:05♪♪ I'd knock him off his feet with a judo sweep ♪♪
00:36:08♪♪ blast him into space on a rocket ♪♪
00:36:12♪♪ I'd send him to his doom ♪♪
00:36:15♪♪ if a monster came in my room ♪♪
00:36:20yo, zipper-face, you want a piece of me ?
00:36:25Y'all ready to rumble ?
00:36:27Bring it on, brother !
00:36:29♪♪ But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed what would you do ♪♪
00:36:34♪♪ what could you do ♪♪
00:36:36♪♪ with a zipper in his neck and bolts in his head ♪♪
00:36:38♪♪ if it was me well, let me see ♪♪
00:36:41♪♪ I'd multiply pi times his height and his weight ♪♪
00:36:44♪♪ to determine mathematically ♪♪
00:36:47♪♪ the way to alter his molecular state ♪♪
00:36:50♪♪ and shrink him to the size of a flea ♪♪
00:36:52♪♪ then I'd fill him full of dread ♪♪
00:36:57♪♪ if a monster sat on my bed ♪♪
00:37:01[ Together ] ♪♪ AIN'T NO MONSTER GONNA PUT Us down ♪♪
00:37:05♪♪ uh-uhno way ♪♪
00:37:06♪♪ we'll chase his face right out of town ♪♪
00:37:10♪♪ that's what we say ♪♪
00:37:12♪♪ ain't no monster gonna put us down ♪♪
00:37:16♪♪ uh-huh, that's right ♪♪
00:37:18♪♪ 'cause we're the meanest 'munks around ♪♪
00:37:21♪♪ we're tight ♪♪
00:37:23simon ! theodore ! alvin !
00:37:27Go to sleep !
00:37:29Okay !
00:37:31I am the munkinator.
00:37:34♪♪ If a monster came in and decided to stay ♪♪
00:37:37♪♪ that wouldn't be very nice ♪♪
00:37:40♪♪ we could ask him politely to go away ♪♪
00:37:43♪♪ are we 'munks or are we mice ♪♪
00:37:45♪♪ I'll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword ♪♪
00:37:49♪♪ shoot silly string at his head ♪♪
00:37:51♪♪ I'll use my blanket like a matador ♪♪
00:37:54 no !
00:37:57[ Together ] ♪♪ WE'LL MAKE THIS PLACE HIS Tomb ♪♪
00:38:01♪♪ if a monster comes in our room ♪♪
00:38:03♪♪ we'll send him to his doom ♪♪
00:38:06♪♪ if a monster comes in our room ♪♪
00:38:09♪♪ we'll blow him up ka-boom ♪♪
00:38:12[ Dave ] I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU BOYS TO GO To sleep !
00:38:17♪♪♪♪
00:38:20[ Softly ] ♪♪ IF A MONSTER COMES IN OUR ROOM ♪♪
00:38:23♪♪ we'll send him to his doom ♪♪
00:38:26♪♪ if a monster comes in our room ♪♪
00:38:28♪♪ we'll blow him up ♪♪ ka-boom !
00:38:31♪♪ If a monster comes in our room ♪♪♪♪
00:38:39[ Yawning ] NIGHT.
00:38:44Night.
00:38:46Night.
00:38:47Oh, I hope teddy's okay out there.
00:38:56[ Thunderclap ] [ Sniffs, Growls ] [ Leaves Rustling ] [ Rustling ] [ Growling ] [ Dave ]ALVIN ! GO TO SLEEP !
00:39:21[ Growls, Yells ] [ Thud ] I thought I told you to-- huh ?
00:39:36[ Door Shuts ] [ Theodore Gasps ]TEDDY !
00:39:44[ Grunts ] [ Growls ] [ Screams ] LET GO OF ME !
00:40:00[ Thunderclap ] [ Whimpering ] WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
00:40:07Oh, teddy ! you're okay.
00:40:10..
00:40:13Just to give him back to me ?
00:40:16[ Gentle Growling ] [ Grunting, Groaning ] - Wait ! - huh ?
00:40:36You shouldn't be out in this rain.
00:40:38You could catch a cold.
00:40:41Come on. friend.
00:40:44[ Sighing ] AWW.
00:40:46Myliebchen ! where are you ? hello ?
00:40:52Where could he be ? hmph !
00:40:54[ Muttering ] AH ! [ Thunderclap ] [ Moaning ] OH ! OH-HO.
00:41:03SUCH A HEADACHE ! [ Gasps ] [ Screaming ] Out of my way, imbecile !
00:41:20You miserable rodent ! I can't stand you.
00:41:24You don't even look like a squirrel.
00:41:27Your silly hat, and-- I hate you, and what's more, i-- - ♪♪♪♪ [ Sammy's Theme ] - OH, I HATE THAT Song.
00:41:36♪♪♪♪ [ Continues ] Yecch.
00:41:42[ Deep Snoring ] Theodore, you're snoring again.
00:41:48[ Snoring Increases ] Theodore, cut it out !
00:41:54[ Deep Snoring Continues ] Oh, simon ?
00:42:14[ Grumbles ] UH, WHAT ?
00:42:16Take a peek under theodore's covers.
00:42:19What ? just do it.
00:42:24[ Yawning ] [ Snoring Continues ] Well, what do you see ?
00:42:31You mean, the-- ahem-- monster ? mm-hmm.
00:42:36 how did he-- I don't know, but we've got to save theodore.
00:42:40[ Whispers ] OKAY, YOU YANK BACK THE COVERS, And I'll-- huh ?
00:42:51Wait ! don't hurt him. he's a good guy.
00:42:55[ Chuckles ] WELL, OF COURSE HE IS.
00:42:57We just wanted to know if you guys wanted ..
00:43:02Uh, baseball.
00:43:04Well, uh, maybe after breakfast.
00:43:07[ Dave ]FELLAS ! [ Both Gasping ] Guys, I gotta go. hey !
00:43:12Uh, I'm gonna try and get you that big premiere again.
00:43:16And don't go anywhere !
00:43:18Miss millerwill be here any minute.
00:43:20WHEW ! [ Sighs ] [ Door Opening, Closing ] [ Car Door Closing, Engine Starting ] [ Car Driving Away ] [ Together ] WHEW !
00:44:54BRúIQQC !ÑoU@ppcq OHH. [ Laughs ] I don't get it.
00:48:06If he's such a big, lovable lug, then why was he trying to kill us ?
00:48:12Perhaps he wasn't trying to kill us.
00:48:15Hello !
00:48:16If he'd caught us last night, he'd have cracked ..
00:48:21Like this !
00:48:25[ Gasps ] UH-OH.
00:48:30Actually, i-i think alvin's right.
00:48:32Well, then may I ask why we're fixing him a 12-egg omelet ?
00:48:38Well, 'cause I think he's got a really nice heart.
00:48:41He probably just acts like a monster 'cause everyone treats him like one.
00:48:57Uh-oh.
00:48:58[ Glass Tinkling ] Oh.
00:49:07[ Woman ] HELLO !
00:49:09Yoo-hoo ! hello ! boys !
00:49:13[ Gasps ] [ All Gasp ] MISS MILLER !
00:49:17Well, miss miller ! so good to see you !
00:49:21- [ Simon, Theodore Grunting ] - BUT DAVE Decided to stay home today with his kiddies.
00:49:27What ?
00:49:28Why, I turned down a lunch date with my vacuum repairman.
00:49:33Now, listen here, david.
00:49:34If you wanna stay home and play "monster" with your boys, then I expect a phone call.
00:49:41Shame on you, david. huh ?
00:49:44Don't you give me an attitude, young man.
00:49:48[ Sniffing ] Ohh ! what's burnin' ?
00:49:51Well, thanks for stopping by, miss miller.
00:49:54 and sorry you can't stay for breakfast !
00:50:00Oh, was that close.
00:50:02[ Groaning ] [ Alvin ] BREAKFAST ! [ Gasps ] Ohh ! oh, it's okay.
00:50:15Accidents happen.
00:50:17Anyone who's ever broken something, raise your hand.
00:50:23Huh ? alvin ! alvin !
00:50:26I can't say that I have.
00:50:27- [ Together ] ALVIN ! - OKAY, OKAY.
00:50:30Maybe once.
00:50:31[ Silverware Clatters On Floor ] OR TWICE.
00:50:35[ Groans ] Poor guy.
00:50:38He really needs a friend.
00:50:41And a tube of super glue.
00:50:43[ Chattering, Laughing ] [ Mother ] NO, DON'T DO THAT.
00:50:48Don't do that. stop. now.
00:50:52[ Footfalls ] AAAAH ! [ Sighs ] Mommy ! aaah !
00:51:00[ All Screaming ] " monster !
00:51:09Of course. thank you, janey.
00:51:11..
00:51:14For our first friendship lesson.
00:51:16[ Grunting, Chuckling ] [ Snarls ] [ Wailing ] No! no, frankie ! it's hers !
00:51:28Give it back, frankie. give it here.
00:51:33Here you go. sorry.
00:51:39[ Blubbering ] [ Wailing ] Okay.
00:51:46I know someone who needs a time-out.
00:51:48Something tells me the mad doctor didn't teach him much about sharing.
00:51:54Oh, boy. he must be an only monster.
00:51:58♪♪♪♪
00:52:05[ Chipmunks ]♪♪ IF YOU WANNA HAVE FRIENDS ♪♪
00:52:09♪♪ don't go steppin' on their toes ♪♪
00:52:12♪♪ don't tie 'em to a tree kick 'em in the knees ♪♪
00:52:16♪♪ or punch 'em in the nose ♪♪
00:52:19♪♪ if you wanna have friends ♪♪
00:52:20♪♪ if you wanna have friends ♪♪♪♪ if you wanna have friends ♪♪
00:52:24♪♪ there's somethin' you gotta learn ♪♪
00:52:26♪♪ like how to keep your cool don't go actin' like a fool ♪♪
00:52:31♪♪ learn to take your turn ♪♪
00:52:33♪♪ you gotta learn to take your turn ♪♪
00:52:37♪♪ and if things don't always go your way ♪♪
00:52:41♪♪ don't be a punk, man get with the program ♪♪
00:52:45♪♪ the thing about buds that you need to know is true ♪♪
00:52:48♪♪ it's two parts them and one part you ♪♪
00:52:52♪♪ if you wanna be ♪♪
00:52:55♪♪ then you gotta be ♪♪
00:52:57♪♪ if you wanna be ♪♪
00:52:58♪♪ then you gotta be ♪♪
00:53:00♪♪ it's simple to be friends ♪♪♪♪ if you wanna be ♪♪
00:53:03♪♪ it's an easy thing to do ♪♪♪♪ then you gotta be ♪♪
00:53:06♪♪ when you're walking down the street treat everyone you meet ♪♪
00:53:10♪♪ the way they ought to treat you ♪♪
00:53:14♪♪ people come and people go ♪♪
00:53:17♪♪ but friends can last for years ♪♪
00:53:21♪♪ now, we've got each other brother ♪♪
00:53:26♪♪ we're the four "chipmunks-keteers" ♪♪
00:53:29♪♪ if you wanna, wanna wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪♪
00:53:33♪♪ then you gotta, gotta gotta, gotta, gotta be ♪♪
00:53:35♪♪ it's delightful having friends ♪♪♪♪ if you wanna, wanna ♪♪
00:53:38♪♪ wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪♪
00:53:39♪♪ it's the righteous way to be ♪♪♪♪ then you gotta, gotta ♪♪
00:53:42♪♪ gotta, gotta, gotta be ♪♪
00:53:43♪♪ just take a look around at all the friends you've found ♪♪
00:53:47♪♪ like him ♪♪♪♪ and him ♪♪ ♪♪ and me ♪♪
00:53:50♪♪ and when the party's over ♪♪
00:53:54♪♪ and the daytime ends ♪♪
00:53:58♪♪ we're still gonna be ♪♪
00:54:00♪♪ 'cause we wanna be ♪♪
00:54:02♪♪ you know we're gonna be ♪♪
00:54:03♪♪ 'cause we wanna, wanna, wanna wanna, wanna be friends ♪♪
00:54:07♪♪ wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪♪
00:54:09♪♪ if you wanna be then you gotta be ♪♪
00:54:12♪♪ if you wanna be then you gotta be ♪♪
00:54:17♪♪ friends ♪♪♪♪
00:54:18[ Bell Jingling ] I'm filled with terror AND SELF-LOATHING,ÑÑ ññññOñññññññññ2hz:rTJ ñ %@ @%úIú AAñAq@ ..
00:58:46And I don't have anyone to entertain at tonight's world premiere party.
00:58:51What do you think ?
00:58:53But I can solve your entertainment problem.
00:58:55 this premiere is the biggest thing the studio's had in years.
00:59:01If it bombs-- I know, I know.you could lose your job.
00:59:05[ Gasps ] WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD ? NOTHING.
00:59:05N-nothing, really.
00:59:08.. they can't be late !
00:59:12I give you my word.
00:59:15Hey, frankie, tomorrow I'm gonna teach you how to speak.
00:59:21[ Grunting ] And I'm gonna teach him how to skateboard.
00:59:29That'll be fun.
00:59:30[ Beeping ] [ Gasps ] Dinner ! yikes ! we're late !
00:59:34We'd better get home before dave does !
00:59:37[ Theodore ] LET'S FIX HIM HIS FAVORITE LASAGNE.
00:59:43[ Theodore ] THE ANTS IN FRANCE STAY MAINLY In my pants.
00:59:49[ Sniffling, Muttering ] Better.
01:00:01Uh-oh.
01:00:03Oww-eee !
01:00:04[ Whimpering ]OWW-EEE.
01:00:07Oww-eee. oww-eee.
01:00:09It's all right, frankie.
01:00:13It's all right.
01:00:15[ Kisses, Chuckles ] [ Timer Bell Dings ] VOILA.
01:00:21Dave's favorite lasagne is ready.
01:00:24[ Theodore ] NO, FRANKIE !
01:00:27It's hot !
01:00:29[ Sizzling ] AAAAH ! OWW-EEE !
01:00:34I'll get it.
01:00:36Might I suggest oven mitts ?
01:00:38[ Dave ]FELLAS, I'M HOME ! FRANKIE ! OUTSIDE !
01:00:46HUH ? [ Groans ] HUH ? [ Sniffs ] [ Growls ] Fellas, guess who's playing at the premiere tonight ?
01:00:59- Great ! - mmm.
01:01:01Something smells great. lasagne ?
01:01:07Simon ? theodore ?
01:01:09W-what is it ?
01:01:11Alvin would never go anywhere without his cap.
01:01:15Where's alvin ?
01:01:16[ Roars, Sinister Chuckle ] What is he doing ?
01:01:23I think he wants to play charades.
01:01:27Ohh ! hmm.
01:01:28No, no, nanette ? the hunchback ?
01:01:31[ Muttering ] [ Sinister Chuckle ] [ Gasps ] The doctor took alvin !
01:01:40 you've got a premiere to get to.
01:01:44We're leaving right now.
01:01:46SEE YOU THERE. [ Monster Growls ] Gee, alvin sounds like he's getting a cold.
01:01:56[ Laughing, Chattering ] [ Dr. Frankenstein ]♪♪ I'M SAMMY, SAMMY, Sammy ♪♪
01:02:02♪♪ I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪♪
01:02:04♪♪ smartest little rodent in the whole dingy world ♪♪♪♪
01:02:07 I can't get that annoying song out of my head.
01:02:13You have ruined my beloved monster, and I shall have my revenge.
01:02:20..
01:02:23In my latest experiment.
01:02:26Not so fast, mister.
01:02:28Don't you have to have a signed permission slip from my parent or guardian ?
01:02:36Joke while you can, chipmunk.
01:02:38I am going to turn you into a mindless zombie.
01:02:44Have you ever seen a mindless zombie ?
01:02:49Are you kidding ? I live in hollywood.
01:02:52[ Theodore ] HURRY ! WE GOTTA SAVE ALVIN !
01:03:01Finally !
01:03:02My fiendish formula is finished !
01:03:05Try saying it three times quickly.
01:03:09My fiendish finally is formally f-f-fumpt.
01:03:12My final fingly fish-- my fingle fumm-- formbilize-- femm-- never mind !
01:03:19You little pest !
01:03:21Drink this before it eats through the beaker.
01:03:25No way. it might stunt my growth.
01:03:29[ Giggles ] Quite the contrary.
01:03:33Excuse us. monster. wow.
01:03:35Monster coming through. hey !
01:03:38[ Theodore ] HURRY !
01:03:40[ Man ] WAIT !
01:03:42Can I get a shot of you with my wife ?
01:03:45[ Sighs ] ALL RIGHT.
01:03:50[ Grunting ] Wait !
01:03:55What now ?
01:03:57[ Chuckles ] IS THIS DIET OR REGULAR ?
01:04:02What's going on in there ?
01:04:05I don't know, but it's locked.
01:04:10[ Alvin ]WAIT !
01:04:13Hey ! there's another door.
01:04:15Yecch.
01:04:17..
01:04:19To complete the process.
01:04:20- [ Gasps ] - YOU THINK THE OTHER ONE WAS A monster ?
01:04:25Wait till you see whatyouturn into.
01:04:30[ Grunting ] [ Panting ] IT'S NO USE.
01:04:36Oh, what are we gonna do ?
01:04:39[ Laughing Hysterically ] What's the matter with us ?
01:04:47Oh, frankie !
01:04:49Frankie. bad door.
01:04:52[ Roaring ] [ Electricity Zapping ] [ Continues Laughing ] [ Groaning ] [ Snorting ] [ Roaring ] [ Snarling ] [ Electrical Circuits Humming, Winding Down ] wow.
01:05:28Alvin ! are you okay ?
01:05:30I-i think so-- oww !
01:05:32[ Groaning, Coughing ] I don't get it.
01:05:38The formula I fed him is foolproof.
01:05:41Perhaps another jolt.
01:05:43I don't believe that's the problem.
01:05:46Wait a minute ! give me that notebook !
01:05:49Over my dead body !
01:05:52You've come to the right place.
01:05:55- Yaaah ! - this oughta stop him.
01:06:01[ Shrieks ] You're breaking my brains !
01:06:05[ Growling ] Hurry, guys !
01:06:10My poor babies. papa's here.
01:06:14[ Monster Growling ] Alvin ! run !
01:06:22[ All Panting ] [ Panting ] You won't escape so easily, my little lab rat.
01:06:34[ Snoring ] ALVIN, WHAT DID THE DOCTOR GIVE You to drink ?
01:06:38I don't know. some purple junk.
01:06:40Hmm. "cartoon monster-maker frappe.
01:06:44"Serve cold with 50,000-volt chaser.
01:06:48" uh-oh.hey, alvin !
01:06:53Here's your cap.
01:06:55Huh ?
01:06:57Aah ! aaaah !
01:06:59H-help !
01:07:01Oh ! aaaah !
01:07:04Whoa-oa-aah !
01:07:15[ Air Escaping ] Don't touch that cap !
01:07:23Aah !
01:07:27Huh ?
01:07:28What are you lookin' at, big boy ?
01:07:38[ Groans, Yelps ] - [ Gasps ] - WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO !
01:07:43Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo !
01:07:47[ Laughs ] I TOLD YOU WE'D GET WET !
01:08:01[ Gasps ] THEY'VE DISAPPEARED AGAIN ?
01:08:04No, no, no !
01:08:06Tell me you're joking.
01:08:08Mr. seville, you're not smiling.
01:08:15Look at that.
01:08:17 I'm sure that-- I give you a second chance, and this is how you repay me ?
01:08:25All right, it's no more mr. yes man.
01:08:29Your chipmunks will never eat nuts in this town again.
01:08:35Take your hands off me.
01:08:37You're frustrated. I understand.
01:08:40But do not threaten my boys.
01:08:42They may be late, but they're not monsters.
01:08:46WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO ! [ All Screaming ] [ Growls ] [ Dave ] ALVIN ?
01:08:50Thank goodness ! he's coming !
01:08:54Hah !
01:08:55Right at us ! ohhhh !
01:09:01Aha !
01:09:05[ Laughs ] Anybody want ice ?
01:09:10[ Simon ] MAYBE ALVIN'S IN HERE.
01:09:13Hold it ! chipmunks ?
01:09:16Chipmunks. chipmunks.
01:09:17I-i'm sure we're on the list.
01:09:21Yep. go on in.
01:09:33Oh, my.
01:09:34 whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo !
01:09:37We've got to stop alvin quickly, or our careers-- are history !
01:09:43And that's my worst subject.
01:09:46Well, not counting math.
01:09:49Eureka ! the antidote !
01:09:51Great !
01:09:53Oh, no.
01:09:54I have no idea where to find these ingredients.
01:09:59"Inert marine ova, the lower limbs of an amphibian, bovine oral organs--" hey ! the buffet table !
01:10:13Theodore, this is hardly the time for a snack.
01:10:18No ! it's the antidote ! look !
01:10:21Caviar, frog's legs, beef tongue-- oh, yuck !
01:10:26Uh, what else ?
01:10:27[ Sinister Giggling ] [ Laughing Hysterically ] Huh ?
01:10:55Alvin, what do you think you're doing ?
01:11:00I-i need counseling.
01:11:01[ Whistles ] QUICKLY.
01:11:06Out of my way ! I must get in !
01:11:10You got an invitation ?
01:11:12 but, uh-- [ Gasps ] I'll have you fired for this !
01:11:18[ Chuckles ] CAN'T FIRE ME. MY UNCLE'S A Producer.
01:11:22[ Splash, Liquid Sloshing ] Now only one more item.
01:11:28" got it !
01:11:36[ Theodore Gasps ] OLIVIA DE HANDLOTION !
01:11:40..
01:11:43And to kill a hummingbird.
01:11:46Oh, andlady evil.
01:11:48You should have gotten an oscar for that one !
01:11:51[ Gasps ] YES ! THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM !
01:11:56You shouldn't eat that.
01:11:58You'll spoil your girlish figure.
01:12:01Oh ! you're absolutely right.
01:12:05Gotcha !
01:12:06What's with alvin ?
01:12:08He's behaving like a-- like a-- monster ? exactly !
01:12:13We know.
01:12:16Mr. seville !
01:12:17Tell me you've got everything under control.
01:12:20[ Chuckles ] EVERYTHING'S FINE.
01:12:22There's nothing to worry about.
01:12:25[ Chain Saw Revving ] WHOA !
01:12:30Okay, who needs a toothpick ?
01:12:34[ Screaming ] [ Yelling ] ..
01:12:46And make him ingest this miserable goo.
01:12:49Yuck ! eveniwouldn't eat that mess.
01:12:53Houston, we have a problem.
01:12:56Apparently this stuff won't work unless alvin ..
01:13:01While he's upside-down.
01:13:07[ Crowd Cheering ] Do you see him anywhere ?
01:13:12[ Alvin ] WHOO-HOO-HOO ! UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
01:13:17[ Alvin ] HEY ! BUDDY BOY !
01:13:20Hey !
01:13:21Can I have your autograph ?
01:13:26Sure, kid.
01:13:30" YOU STINK ! [ Laughing Hysterically ] Hey.
01:13:39Hey !
01:13:48Excuse me, darling.
01:13:55Aah !
01:13:56Nice try, pops, but next time change your cologne.
01:14:01Yaaaah !
01:14:04[ Grunting ] Sammy to the rescue ! nyuk-nyuk-nyuk !
01:14:10..
01:14:15Yet compassionate rodent.
01:14:19[ Alvin ] LOOK OUT !
01:14:21[ Guests Screaming, Shouting ] Try and catch me,buddy boy !
01:14:31ICE ? [ Chuckles ] [ Grunts ] [ Alvin Laughing ] When I catch you, I'm gonna make chipmunk stew !
01:14:46LAST ONE UP'S A ROTTEN EGG ! [ Laughs ] - [ Grunting ] - [ Dave ] ALVIN !
01:14:53Be careful !
01:14:56Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy-- uh-oh.
01:15:02[ Crowd Screaming ] [ Alvin Screaming ] Sammy to the rescue !
01:15:08Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk !
01:15:10[ Bud ] HELP ! SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE !
01:15:14AHEM. MAY I BORROW THIS ? [ Gasps ] Here we go, pal, and we only get one shot.
01:15:26Hmm.
01:15:33..
01:15:36..
01:15:38Bombs away !
01:15:43[ Gulp ] [ Groans, Gasps ] [ Dave ] NO, NO, NO ! THIS CAN'T BE !
01:15:51Hey, pal, how'd we get up here ?
01:15:54[ Grunting ] Oh, my gosh. it's bud wiley !
01:15:58 could I have your autograph ?
01:16:05[ Bud Screaming ] Gotcha !
01:16:15Guys, grab the other end.
01:16:19Aaaah !
01:16:21[ Both Screaming ] [ Crowd Cheering ] Fabulous ! oh, it was fabulous.
01:16:29The best publicity stunt I've ever seen.
01:16:31Especially the part where you screamed like a girl. huh ?
01:16:35Yes, that was phenomenal !
01:16:38My job is saved.
01:16:39I mean, thank goodness vin is all right.
01:16:42Perhaps h-he could still perform ?
01:16:47 now let's give 'em a concert they won't forget.
01:16:52[ Yelps ] I'm too late !
01:16:56Or am I ?
01:16:58Reversing the formula takes a few minutes.
01:17:01If I can just zap him quick, I'll have my zombie.
01:17:09[ Audience Cttering ] [ Emcee ]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,ALVIN AND THE Chipmunks !
01:17:15WUNDERBAR ! [ Audience Cheering, Applauding ] [ Laughing ] IT'S WORKING !
01:17:22- HUH ? - [ Roaring ] No ! don't ! nice monst ! nice monster !
01:17:27 somebody help me !
01:17:30Whoa ! I'm dizzy ! don't do this !
01:17:33NO ! DON'T ! WAIT ! AAAH ! [ Grunting ] Aaaaaah ! ohhhhh !
01:17:47Thank you so very much.
01:17:50Alvin ! you're still you !
01:17:53Oh, frankie ! you saved him !
01:17:56[ Chuckling ] [ Gasping, Murmuring ] OH, IT'S A MONSTER !
01:18:00He's hurting that little chipmunk !
01:18:03Oh, my gosh ! theodore !
01:18:05[ Growling ] [ All Shouting ] GET HIM ! GET HIM !
01:18:10[ Continues Growling ] [ Roaring ] - Huh ? - no !
01:18:38Wait-- ohh ! outta the way, kid !
01:18:41[ Continues Roaring ] [ Yelling, Screaming ] Put him down, frankie.
01:18:50Frankie, down.
01:18:52[ Grunts ] Now, anyone who lays a hand on him, well, uh-- well, you won't like it.
01:19:03..
01:19:06Because he looks like a monster.
01:19:08But, well, how do you know thati'mnot the MONSTER ? [ Roars ] you can't judge a book by its pages ?
01:19:18[ Whispers ] BY ITS COVER, THEODORE.
01:19:21Yeah.
01:19:22So, well, maybe his cover isn't so great, but his pages are really, um-- uh, well, you know what I mean.
01:19:35[ Grunting Happily ] [ Imitates Grunting ] TOO.
01:19:43Thank you.
01:19:47[ Gasps ] YOU THE MONSTER ! [ All Cheering ] OHH. [ Groans ] [ Gasps ] I'LL GET THAT ALVIN YET, As soon as I get rid of this stupid costume.
01:20:07Stupid-- stupid thing-- no. no !
01:20:12I'm trapped ! I'm doomed !
01:20:16..
01:20:19Forever !
01:20:23[ Dr. Frankenstein ] IS EVERYBODY FEELING Sammy ?
01:20:26Nyuk-nyuk ! how about you, kid ?
01:20:28[ Mother ] OH, DEAR !
01:20:31Come on, sammy.
01:20:32Isn't it just about time for your theme song ? hmm ?
01:20:36♪♪♪♪ [ Upbeat Melody ] [ Whimpering ] NOT THE THEME SONG.
01:20:42Hiya, folks.
01:20:44[ Murmuring, Laughing ] ♪♪ I'm sammy, sammy, sammy ♪♪
01:20:49♪♪ I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪♪
01:20:51♪♪ smartest little-- ♪♪♪♪ ugh.
01:20:54[ Sighs ] I HATE MY LIFE.
01:20:57[ Chattering ] We've got anour ti our next show.
01:21:02Come on ! let's go see frankie !
01:21:05Wasn't that great of the park people to give him a job ?
01:21:09Hey ! we deserve the credit.
01:21:12After all, we taught him how to talk.
01:21:15[ Passengers Screaming, Groaning ] [ Tires Skidding ] OHH !
01:21:20[ In Chipmunk Voice ] ANYBODY HERE FROM OUT Of state ?
01:21:24[ Tires Skid ] OHH ! OHH !
01:21:26Hey, there he is !
01:21:31Whoa-ohh-ohh !
01:21:32Unfortunately you also taught him how to drive.
01:21:37[ Tires Skidding ] [ Thunder Rumbling ] [ Dr. Frankenstein ]♪♪ THE FOOT BONE'S CONNECTED To the leg bone ♪♪
01:21:48♪♪ the leg bone's connected to the f-- to the-- ♪♪♪♪
01:21:52[ Sighs ]HOW DOES THAT SONG GO AGAIN ?
01:21:55[ Chipmunks ]♪♪ THEM BONES, THEM BONES ♪♪♪♪
01:21:56Ohhh ♪♪
01:21:58♪♪ them bones, them bones ooooh-ooh ♪♪
01:22:01♪♪ them bones, them bones ♪♪♪♪ ohhh ♪♪
01:22:04♪♪ let's all sing along ♪♪
01:22:06 frankenstein connected them dry bones ♪♪
01:22:09 frankenstein connected them dry bones ♪♪
01:22:11 frankenstein connected them dry bones ♪♪
01:22:15♪♪ let's all sing along ♪♪
01:22:17♪♪ your foot bone connected to your ankle bone ♪♪
01:22:20♪♪ your ankle bone connected to your leg bone ♪♪
01:22:23♪♪ your leg bone connected to your knee bone ♪♪
01:22:26♪♪ let's all sing along ♪♪
01:22:28♪♪ your knee bone connected to your thigh bone ♪♪
01:22:31♪♪ your thigh bone connected to your hip bone ♪♪
01:22:33♪♪ your hip bone connected to your backbone ♪♪
01:22:37♪♪ let's all sing along ♪♪
01:22:39♪♪ them bones, them bones gonna walk around ♪♪
01:22:41♪♪ them bones, them bones gonna walk around ♪♪
01:22:44♪♪ them bones, them bones gonna walk around ♪♪
01:22:48what a scary sight !
01:22:50♪♪ Your backbone connected to your shoulder bone ♪♪
01:22:52♪♪ your shoulder bone connected to your neck bone ♪♪
01:22:55♪♪ your neck bone connected to your head bone ♪♪
01:22:59♪♪ and that's where I hang my cap ♪♪
01:23:01♪♪ disconnect them bones them dry bones ♪♪
01:23:03♪♪ disconnect them bones them dry bones ♪♪
01:23:07♪♪ disconnect them bones them dry bones ♪♪
01:23:09♪♪ let's all sing along ♪♪
01:23:13nected from your neck bone ♪♪
01:23:15♪♪ your neck bone connected from your shoulder bone ♪♪
01:23:18♪♪ your shoulder bone connected from your backbone ♪♪
01:23:21♪♪ your backbone connected from your hip bone ♪♪
01:23:23♪♪ your hip bone connected from your thigh bone ♪♪
01:23:26♪♪ your thigh bone connected from your knee bone ♪♪
01:23:29♪♪ your knee bone connected from your leg bone ♪♪
01:23:32♪♪ your leg bone connected from your ankle bone ♪♪
01:23:34♪♪ your ankle bone connected from your foot bone ♪♪
01:23:37♪♪ them bones, them bones ♪♪♪♪ ohhh ♪♪
01:23:40♪♪ them bones, them bones ooooh-ooh ♪♪
01:23:42♪♪ them bones, them bones ♪♪♪♪ ohhh ♪♪
01:23:46♪♪ let's all sing along ♪♪
01:23:48♪♪ and that's the end of our song ♪♪
01:23:51♪♪ and that's ♪♪
01:23:53♪♪ the end ♪♪
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01:30:26[crash] [Woman] Thank you, kendall, for that exciting oral report on Susan B. Anthony, a thrilling follow up to Martin Luther King, Jr., Sitting Bull, and who could forget, Gunther's report on Rosie the Riveter.
01:30:49All right, who's next?
01:30:51[Kick] That would be me.
01:30:53All right, Mr. Buttowski.
01:30:55Get ready for the historical figure to beat all historical figures-- Dead Man Dave.
01:31:02[laughs] Excuse me, but who?
01:31:05We're discussing figures of historical importance here.
01:31:08Dead Man Dave is the father of modern skateboarding, a legend in the world of extreme sports.
01:31:14His motto-- Do it all... and then some.
01:31:17But our story begins when he was still Alive Man Dave.
01:31:23Dave built the very first custom skateboard and used it for every one of his death-defying stunts.
01:31:28That board is rumored to be imbued with his legendary skateboarding prowess and he wanted only his most worthy successor to have it.
01:31:34So your oral report is about some dead guy's magic skateboard?
01:31:38Dead Man Dave didn't need magic.
01:31:41He had skills, and only an equally skilled daredevil could inherit his most treasured board, which is why he hid it deep in a booby-trapped cave that was lost to the ages...
01:31:51until I found it yesterday.
01:31:53[students gasp] I remember it like it was yesterday.
01:31:56You really think Dead Man Dave's board is down there?
01:31:59Check it. His autobiography.
01:32:01If you're reading this, you're not extreme enough you're not extreme enough to inherit my legacy.
01:32:07Three-hundred blank pages?
01:32:08Quite a bold publishing choice.
01:32:10Of course it is, Gunther.
01:32:23I still don't get it.
01:32:23Dave wanted someone worthy to inherit his legacy of danger, and that someone is...
01:32:30Kick Buttowski.
01:32:32And Gunther.
01:32:40Solid wall.
01:32:41Oh, well, let's go home.
01:32:44I know it's here somewhere.
01:32:46But we're at a dead end. It's a wall.
01:32:49I don't believe in dead ends.
01:32:51Or walls.
01:32:52And neither did Dead Man Dave.
01:32:56[Gunther] Are you sure this is a good idea?
01:32:58Trust me. This is one of Dave's tests.
01:33:02There's got to be a better way.
01:33:05And there it is.
01:33:08[grunting] Kick, I'm not as athletic as I look.
01:33:14We'll find another way.
01:33:16Hey hey, watch out for those mushrooms.
01:33:18[screams] Mushrooms!
01:33:19Your fear of fungus has served us well.
01:33:26Finally.
01:33:27Careful, Gunther. This place is probably filled with booby traps.
01:33:32[laughs] You said boo-- [rumbling] [both gasp] Run!
01:33:42[Gunther] Hey, a tunnel.
01:33:44[Kick] Two tunnels.
01:33:46Let's go down the nice tunnel.
01:33:47No. This is how Dead Man Dave separates the men from the boys.
01:33:52But I am a boy.
01:33:57Biscuits. A bottomless pit.
01:33:59I told you we should have gone into the nice one.
01:34:02I bet there was popcorn and drinks in there.
01:34:04There's only one way out of this.
01:34:06Oh, no.
01:34:07Oh, yes.
01:34:08Come on, Gunther.
01:34:09Do it all... and then some.
01:34:12[Teacher] Uh, just one second here.
01:34:13So let me get this straight.
01:34:14You broke through a granite wall, survived a chamber of killer stalagmites, then dove feet first into a bottomless pit?
01:34:20Well, how else was I going to get the board?
01:34:23Proceed.
01:34:26[screaming] Relax, Gunther. It's like skydiving.
01:34:30Except we don't have parachutes!
01:34:33Good point. Whoo-hoo!
01:34:38[Kick] [gunther screaming] Hey, is sewage the same thing as poop?
01:34:56No.
01:34:58Are you sure?
01:34:59It tasted like poop.
01:35:01How would you know?
01:35:03Never mind.
01:35:09Chimichanga! [screams] [chomping] Objection! Mrs. Fitzpatrick, this circus is a waste of educational resources.
01:35:18This report makes no sense.
01:35:20Quiet, Kendall!
01:35:23And then what happened?
01:35:25After we escaped the crocodiles and battled a race of subhuman cave dwellers, we found ourselves right outside...
01:35:32Dead Man Dave's hideout.
01:35:36[grunting] It's locked. Rats.
01:35:40Don't worry. Dead Man Dave hid a key somewhere in here.
01:35:44No, rats!
01:35:48That's more like it, Dave.
01:35:52[screams] [animal roars] [growls] [roars] [Kick grunting] [Kendall] Will someone please stop this insanity?
01:36:12A giant queen rat, you say?
01:36:14What you're describing is biologically inconceivable.
01:36:19Axle grease from Dave's boards causes extreme growth in rats.
01:36:22It's called science, Kendall.
01:36:24I believe you, Kick.
01:36:28[murmuring] Order! Order!
01:36:32Quiet down.
01:36:33Oh, I refuse to keep quiet.
01:36:35Ugh, not this again.
01:36:37He's innocent. He's innocent!
01:36:40He's innocent.
01:36:41[muffled] He's innocent!
01:36:42[no audible dialogue] Proceed, Mr. Buttowski.
01:36:47Like I was saying, I had just been thrown into a wall by a giant queen rat.
01:36:55[roars] Kick, what are you doing?
01:37:03I am getting that key.
01:37:05[rat growls] [roars] [roars] Kick?
01:37:22[gulps] [growls] Kick?
01:37:27Kick!
01:37:28[roars] [shudders] Look.
01:37:32Wouldn't you rather eat a sandwich?
01:37:36Mmm.
01:37:36Yummy peanut butter.
01:37:41Oops.
01:37:42[blows landing] [shrieks] Kick? Are you in there?
01:37:50Come on, Gunther.
01:37:52How did you get out of there?
01:37:53You don't want to know.
01:37:54You're totally hardcore.
01:37:59[Kick] Dead man dave's secret hideout.
01:38:04Look at all these boards.
01:38:05And all these salty snacks.
01:38:07Careful, Gunther. Don't touch anything.
01:38:18Kick, you got it!
01:38:19Dead Man Dave's legendary skateboard!
01:38:22Not quite yet.
01:38:24[crashes] This is the one.
01:38:30Found some chips. Gunther, no!
01:38:34But I wasn't touching.
01:38:36Gunther, come on.
01:38:44Huh?
01:38:49[screams] Kick, I can't hold on.
01:38:58So, Kick, we almost made it.
01:39:00No, Gunther, we almost didn't make it.
01:39:03Here's how it's gonna go down.
01:39:04I let go of this ledge and swing us both into the air.
01:39:07I quadruple somersault onto that volcano next to Dave's skateboard, flipping you backward onto the ledge.
01:39:12I grab the board, you hoist us up, and we're on our way.
01:39:17It's no use, Kick. Leave me behind.
01:39:20Save the board.
01:39:21I'm replaceable.
01:39:23No, man. I'm gonna get you both.
01:39:25You can't do it all.
01:39:27I have to do it all...
01:39:29and then some.
01:39:31On three.
01:39:32One...
01:39:33two-- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:39:34You mean to tell me, out of a room full of golden skateboards, you chose the nasty old wooden wooden held together by nails and duct tape? That's tight.
01:39:43And where's your proof, Mr. Buttowski?
01:39:45Gunther's right over there, isn't he?
01:39:48Well, then, where is this super skateboard of yours?
01:39:52[all] Eww!
01:39:53It's an oral report, Kendall.
01:39:55Not show-and-tell.
01:39:56[class] Eww!
01:39:57Well, your entire report was obviously fabricated.
01:40:01But I must admit, you entertained us all.
01:40:04You pass... barely.
01:40:06I can live with that.
01:40:14Um, Mr. Buttowski, school's not out yet.
01:40:17It's only 11:30.
01:40:19This means detention!
01:40:21Mr. Buttowski!
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