| 00:00:34 | (upbeat march plays)
♪♪ Good morning, USA! ♪♪
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| 00:00:37 | ♪♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪♪
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| 00:00:41 | ♪♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪♪
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| 00:00:44 | ♪♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪♪
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| 00:00:51 | ♪♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪♪
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| 00:00:54 | ♪♪ Good morning, USA ♪♪
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| 00:00:57 | Aah!
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| 00:00:57 | Captioning sponsored by
20Th century fox television
(birds singing)
You guys see my
rad new camera?
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| 00:01:07 | I'm pursuing a
newfound passion.
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| 00:01:09 | Crime scene
photography.
|
| 00:01:11 | Ooh, like the guys onCSI?
|
| 00:01:12 | Yes, Klausremember we
were watchingCSItogether,
and I was, like,
"I want to do that"?
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| 00:01:16 | And you were, like,
"You totally should."
Ring a bell?
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| 00:01:19 | Not at all.
|
| 00:01:19 | Are you sure you weren't
just high on angel dust,
talking to the ceiling fan?
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| 00:01:24 | Oh, that's right.
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| 00:01:25 | Anyway, I need a portfolio
of some gruesome,
hard-to-look-at photos.
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| 00:01:27 | And I'm not talking about shots
of the new Asian Kenny Rogers,
so don't even make that joke.
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| 00:01:33 | Don't got the time.
|
| 00:01:33 | (tires screeching,
horn honking, thud)
Ooh! My first photo!
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| 00:01:36 | I took down the stop
sign on Forestwood Drive.
|
| 00:01:38 | Looks like
I got a bite.
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| 00:01:41 | Steve's up!
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| 00:01:41 | Mornin',
everyb... Aah!
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| 00:01:45 | I'm okay.
|
| 00:01:45 | Steve,
a homosexual giant called.
|
| 00:01:47 | He said he wants his shirt back.
|
| 00:01:49 | (phone ringing)
Hello?
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| 00:01:51 | False alarm, baby.
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| 00:01:53 | It was under
the day bed.
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| 00:01:54 | Sorry for the
confusion.
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| 00:01:56 | Got to go.
|
| 00:01:57 | I blamed a lot of people
for this one. Mm-hmm.
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| 00:02:00 | Turns out he found it.
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| 00:02:01 | So whose shirt is that?
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| 00:02:02 | Mine. The guy at the store
told me it was a small,
but when I got home
and took it out of the bag,
it was a double X-L.
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| 00:02:08 | So, take it back.
|
| 00:02:10 | Oh.
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| 00:02:10 | I already opened the package.
|
| 00:02:11 | What if he doesn't let me
return it?
|
| 00:02:14 | I don't prefer confrontation.
|
| 00:02:15 | Son, go upstairs,
find your nads--
they're probably
in your Lego tub--
then go back to that store
and demand the correct size.
|
| 00:02:21 | Leave Steve alone.
|
| 00:02:22 | He's a gentle soul,
and I love him for it.
|
| 00:02:25 | And I love you,
Momma Bear.
|
| 00:02:29 | (yells)
I'm not okay!
|
| 00:02:34 | (sighs)
Is Steve always
this passive?
|
| 00:02:36 | God, I better
look into this.
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| 00:02:37 | Oh, you're worrying
about a hill of bananas.
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| 00:02:40 | Am I? I don't think so.
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| 00:02:41 | By the way,
"Hill of bananas"?
|
| 00:02:43 | I like that.
|
| 00:02:44 | Is that a real
expression?
|
| 00:02:45 | No.
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| 00:02:46 | Good for you!
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| 00:02:50 | Okay, kid, let's see
how wimpy you really are.
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| 00:02:55 | Oh. (winces)
Oh, God, that's peppery!
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| 00:02:59 | (brakes squeak)
It's all right, sugar.
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| 00:03:05 | We'll cross together.
|
| 00:03:09 | Brenda's got you.
|
| 00:03:10 | You're her whole world
right now.
|
| 00:03:13 | Brenda's my dead csin.
|
| 00:03:15 | She's watching
over both of us.
|
| 00:03:28 | French bread pizza.
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| 00:03:30 | My favorite!
|
| 00:03:33 | Come on, Steve.
|
| 00:03:34 | Do something!
|
| 00:03:35 | Don't start crying.
|
| 00:03:35 | Why are you pulling out
your cell phone?
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| 00:03:38 | Who e you calling?
|
| 00:03:38 | (phone ringing)
STEVE (crying):
Daddy!
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| 00:03:42 | Pick me up!
|
| 00:03:44 | I'm sick!
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| 00:03:55 | Oh, hell, no.
|
| 00:03:56 | (engine revving, tires squeak)
Hey. Hey, boy.
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| 00:03:58 | Dad!
|
| 00:03:59 | What are you doing?
|
| 00:03:59 | I was gonna meet the
guys at the new park,
but I didn't realize it
was gonna be so hilly.
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| 00:04:04 | Can I get a ride
to the top?
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| 00:04:05 | No way.
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| 00:04:06 | Jose, listen, obstacles
are meant to be overcome.
|
| 00:04:08 | Rise to the challenge
and get up that hill.
|
| 00:04:11 | Go play with your friends
in the park.
|
| 00:04:13 | (sighs)
Nah. Toshi'll text
me a picture.
|
| 00:04:19 | Between me and you, I just
want to see the landscaping.
|
| 00:04:23 | You shy away from...
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| 00:04:24 | Oh, God.
|
| 00:04:25 | Oh, my God!
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| 00:04:26 | (brakes squeak)
You shy away from
every challenge.
|
| 00:04:31 | I'm shy.
|
| 00:04:31 | Well, you can't shy away
from a crate of oranges.
|
| 00:04:35 | A crate of oranges?
|
| 00:04:36 | Yes. Imagine some day you live
in a four-story
walk-up apartment.
|
| 00:04:39 | What, like a brownstone?
|
| 00:04:40 | Yes, like a brownstone.
|
| 00:04:42 | Now, you've got to get a heavy
crate of oranges upstairs.
|
| 00:04:45 | I don't really
like oranges.
|
| 00:04:45 | They're for your mother.
|
| 00:04:47 | She's waiting in your
apartment for them.
|
| 00:04:49 | Oh, yay!
|
| 00:04:49 | Mom's visiting?
|
| 00:04:50 | I can't wait
to show her the city.
|
| 00:04:52 | No, she's
not visiting.
|
| 00:04:53 | She's sick.
|
| 00:04:54 | (gasps)
And she needs
those oranges.
|
| 00:04:56 | Oh, geez.
|
| 00:04:57 | Well, I'll just pay someone
to bring them up.
|
| 00:05:00 | Pay someone? No!
|
| 00:05:00 | That's no way to
solve your problems.
|
| 00:05:02 | Look, she needs
those oranges.
|
| 00:05:04 | She's dying, okay?
|
| 00:05:04 | She's got scurvy.
|
| 00:05:05 | Without those oranges,
she'll be dead by morning.
|
| 00:05:08 | Oh, my God!
|
| 00:05:09 | Mommy, no!
|
| 00:05:11 | (sighs)
Whew! Long mission.
|
| 00:05:17 | China be huge!
|
| 00:05:18 | What up, Demi?
|
| 00:05:18 | Where Whoopi at?
|
| 00:05:20 | You probably don't know
that movie.
|
| 00:05:22 | How old are you?
|
| 00:05:23 | How old am I?
|
| 00:05:24 | Hey, Reggie. So
you just get back?
|
| 00:05:26 | Yeah. Now I'm on
a bigger mission--
to ask you out.
|
| 00:05:30 | Yes!
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| 00:05:31 | I mean, yeah, sure, whatever.
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| 00:05:33 | I get it. You're
playing it cool.
|
| 00:05:35 | You know that is my
signature temperature.
|
| 00:05:36 | In fact, I am so cool, I'm
gonna go pick up myself
one of those
polyester-style jackets.
|
| 00:05:41 | What do you call 'em?
|
| 00:05:42 | They're kind
of slippery.
|
| 00:05:43 | They swish.
|
| 00:05:44 | Windbreaker.
|
| 00:05:44 | That's the word.
|
| 00:05:45 | (clicks tongue)
Girl, you did not help me
at all there, did you?
|
| 00:05:52 | Well, I took the day off
to follow Steve yesterday.
|
| 00:05:55 | Turns out I was right
to be worried about him.
|
| 00:05:58 | You followed Steve all day?
|
| 00:05:59 | Yeah, I do
stuff like that.
|
| 00:06:00 | Followed you
last week.
|
| 00:06:01 | I don't know what you
thought was in your butt hole
in the Target parking lot,
but you were... you were
really trying to find it.
|
| 00:06:07 | Anyway, Steve avoids
every obstacle.
|
| 00:06:08 | He's a total wimp.
|
| 00:06:09 | When I was a kid, you
used to get your ass kicked
if you were a wimp.
|
| 00:06:13 | Stan, stop.
|
| 00:06:13 | He's a good kid.
|
| 00:06:14 | He does well in school,
he's not on drugs.
|
| 00:06:17 | Love him for who he is.
|
| 00:06:18 | Hi. Called in
a to-go order
for a PB and banana on wheat.
|
| 00:06:22 | That'll be
two kisses.
|
| 00:06:25 | Ooh, I only got a five.
|
| 00:06:27 | I'm gonna need change.
|
| 00:06:28 | Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
|
| 00:06:31 | And three's
your change.
|
| 00:06:32 | Mwah, mwah, mwah.
|
| 00:06:36 | Seriously, what-what were you
trying to get out of your butt?
|
| 00:06:40 | It was just itchy.
|
| 00:06:43 | I don't believe you.
|
| 00:06:44 | ♪♪ Raise your hand
if you're a happy dude ♪♪
|
| 00:06:47 | ♪♪ I am! I am! ♪♪
|
| 00:06:49 | ♪♪ Shake your tush
if you like Chinese food ♪♪
|
| 00:06:52 | ♪♪ I do, I do... ♪♪
|
| 00:06:56 | Dad?
|
| 00:06:57 | Out here I'm not your dad.
|
| 00:06:58 | What are you
talking about?
|
| 00:06:59 | You're afraid of confrontation,
you avoid physical challenges,
and as soon as anything
gets difficult, you give up.
|
| 00:07:05 | So?
|
| 00:07:05 | So?! You're a wimp!
|
| 00:07:07 | And you need a bully
to toughen you up.
|
| 00:07:09 | Well, now you got one. Me!
|
| 00:07:11 | Now give me your lunch!
|
| 00:07:12 | Stop! Get off me!
|
| 00:07:13 | Yeah, that's what
your mom said last night.
|
| 00:07:19 | One value meal coming right up.
|
| 00:07:21 | .. what?
|
| 00:07:22 | .. wha...?
|
| 00:07:24 | Goodbye, lettuce.
|
| 00:07:25 | I wanted all that.
|
| 00:07:25 | Well, sure you do, but you ordered the value
meal.
|
| 00:07:30 | At a certain point,
a value meal stops being a value.
|
| 00:07:33 | Get real value and then some at wendy's.
|
| 00:07:36 | 99 get the works
piled on our double junior cheeseburger deluxe,
and even applewood smoked bacon
on our all-white meat crispy chicken deluxe.
|
| 00:07:43 | Each with fries and a drink. now just $2.99.
|
| 00:07:45 | ♪♪ You know when it's real ♪♪
|
| 00:07:47 | an dad
♪♪ bohm-bohm, bohm-bohm, bohm-bohm ♪♪
|
| 00:08:22 | ♪♪ bohm, bohm-bohm-bohm-bohm ♪♪
|
| 00:08:24 | ♪♪ bohm-bohm, bohm-bohm, bohm-bohm ♪♪
|
| 00:08:28 | ♪♪ bohm, bohm-bohm-bohm-bohm ♪♪
|
| 00:08:29 | ♪♪ bohm-bohm, bohm-bohm, bohm-bohm, bohm
♪♪
|
| 00:08:32 | ♪♪ if you want a revolution, the only solution,
evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:08:37 | ♪♪ you gotta evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:08:38 | ♪♪ if you want a revolution, the only solution,
evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:08:41 | ♪♪ you gotta evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:08:42 | ♪♪ if you're getting off track and you want
to get back ♪♪
|
| 00:08:44 | ♪♪ may take a lot of work, gonna break your
back ♪♪
|
| 00:08:47 | ♪♪ if you want a revolution, the only solution,
evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:08:50 | ♪♪ you gotta evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:08:51 | ♪♪ no matter what they do, they can't break
your stride ♪♪
|
| 00:08:54 | ♪♪ evolution is a thing that starts inside
♪♪
|
| 00:08:56 | ♪♪ throw your hands up, pat your friends
with pride ♪♪
|
| 00:08:59 | ♪♪ hold your head high, no need to hide ♪♪
|
| 00:09:02 | ♪♪ e-v-o-l-v-e ♪♪
|
| 00:09:04 | ♪♪ come on, get inside, come and ride with
me ♪♪
|
| 00:09:05 | ♪♪ if you want a revolution,the only solution,
evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:09:09 | ♪♪ you gotta evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:09:10 | ♪♪ if you want a revolution, the only solution,
evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:09:14 | ♪♪ you gotta evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:09:14 | ♪♪ if you want a revolution,the only solution,
evolve ♪♪
|
| 00:09:20 | (bird singing)
(door opens and closes)
Whoa. Slow down there, champ.
|
| 00:09:27 | How was your day?
|
| 00:09:28 | Bad.
|
| 00:09:29 | It-It was bad.
|
| 00:09:31 | Oh, no. What happened?
|
| 00:09:33 | I... I got beat up.
|
| 00:09:35 | Sounds like you got a bully.
|
| 00:09:37 | Yeah! It's you!
|
| 00:09:39 | Hmm? Not sure what
you're talking about.
|
| 00:09:41 | I had a bully once.
|
| 00:09:42 | Stelio Kontos was his name.
|
| 00:09:44 | He was as mean as he was Greek.
|
| 00:09:47 | He made my life a living hell.
|
| 00:09:50 | He totally tormented me.
|
| 00:09:53 | One time he made me
keep a live bat
in my underpants all day.
|
| 00:09:57 | Gave me ass rabies.
|
| 00:09:58 | My anus was frothing
like a cappuccino.
|
| 00:10:01 | (bell dings)
Anyway, that olive-skinned
bastard made me
into the man I am today.
|
| 00:10:06 | The kind that
bullies his own son?
|
| 00:10:08 | Right. You see, Steve,
the good thing abo bullies is
they don't just go away.
|
| 00:10:12 | You're forced
to deal with them.
|
| 00:10:13 | How did you deal with Stelio?
|
| 00:10:15 | Mm, good story.
|
| 00:10:16 | He moved away.
|
| 00:10:17 | (sighs)
But your bully's
not going anywhere.
|
| 00:10:20 | So deal with him.
|
| 00:10:21 | You'll be better off for it.
|
| 00:10:25 | (gasps) Steve!
|
| 00:10:26 | Oh, my God!
|
| 00:10:27 | Who did this
to you?!
|
| 00:10:30 | (whispers): You better not say a
(bleep) word, or I'll kill you!
|
| 00:10:34 | It was not Dad.
|
| 00:10:35 | Okay, it wasn't Dad.
|
| 00:10:37 | Good. We're
narrowing it down.
|
| 00:10:39 | Who else can we
cross off the list?
|
| 00:10:41 | I don't think you'd
do this to yourself.
|
| 00:10:44 | That's two.
|
| 00:10:45 | I know I didn't do it.
|
| 00:10:47 | This is coming together.
|
| 00:10:54 | Aah! I sprained
my wrist!
|
| 00:10:56 | You don't know that.
|
| 00:10:57 | You're not a doctor.
|
| 00:10:58 | I'm taking this.
|
| 00:10:59 | What are you gonna do
about it?
|
| 00:11:01 | I... I-I don't know.
|
| 00:11:03 | Stand up for yourself.
|
| 00:11:03 | Fight me!
|
| 00:11:06 | Well, I'm gonna
mount this and ride it hard...
|
| 00:11:08 | like I did your mom
last night.
|
| 00:11:12 | ♪♪ ♪♪
|
| 00:11:19 | Sorry.
|
| 00:11:21 | Oh, come on, man.
|
| 00:11:23 | You got to let me on.
|
| 00:11:24 | I'm trying to create a moment
with this girl.
|
| 00:11:27 | I respect this bitch.
|
| 00:11:28 | Ilovethis bitch.
|
| 00:11:29 | Oh, I'm a sucker
for love.
|
| 00:11:31 | Wrap your arms
around that bitch,
never let her go.
|
| 00:11:38 | Come on, baby.
|
| 00:11:39 | Our chariot awaits.
|
| 00:11:42 | Hayley?
|
| 00:11:45 | Jeff?
|
| 00:11:46 | Hey! I thought
that was you.
|
| 00:11:48 | You look
awesome, babe.
|
| 00:11:49 | Oh, you look great, too.
|
| 00:11:50 | I thought
you were in Jerusalem
trying to track down
the inventor
of the Everything Bagel.
|
| 00:11:54 | I was, but I got this job
offer selling glow things,
and, you know, that's like a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
|
| 00:12:01 | God, it's so good to see you.
|
| 00:12:04 | You, too.
|
| 00:12:05 | (clears throat)
Oh, sorry. Reginald,
this is Jeff.
|
| 00:12:09 | We-We used to date.
|
| 00:12:11 | Oh. Well,
that is so fun.
|
| 00:12:13 | Nice to meet you.
|
| 00:12:14 | Hey, you guys want to see
where all the clowns sleep?
|
| 00:12:17 | It's super sad.
|
| 00:12:19 | Yeah, sure.
|
| 00:12:19 | Oh, but we were about to go
on the Ferris Wheel.
|
| 00:12:22 | Oh, that's okay.
|
| 00:12:23 | You two go ahead.
|
| 00:12:25 | I'm gonna eat
a whole turkey leg,
then find a clean Port-a-John
todestroy.
|
| 00:12:29 | You're the best.
|
| 00:12:30 | You smell great.
|
| 00:12:30 | Thanks.
|
| 00:12:32 | How's Yerhujeva Gina?
|
| 00:12:33 | Hayley:
Oh, Yerhujeva?
|
| 00:12:34 | She's good.
|
| 00:12:35 | She's back in Croatia
for the winter
with the rest
of the Gina family.
|
| 00:12:39 | Upstaged by a wiley-ass hippie.
|
| 00:12:49 | Ugh, these shots
are no good
for my crime scene
portfolio.
|
| 00:12:52 | If only you were
a little more mangled.
|
| 00:12:54 | Ooh, Steve,
my wedding ring
fell in the garbage
disposal. Grab it for me?
|
| 00:12:58 | (garbage disposal grinding)
Roger!
|
| 00:13:00 | You never do
anything for me.
|
| 00:13:02 | Is there anything better
than night tennis?
|
| 00:13:05 | Yeah, a racially
pure Europe.
|
| 00:13:07 | (all laughing)
Steve, look at you!
|
| 00:13:11 | This bully thing
is out of control!
|
| 00:13:14 | Steve should stand up
to his bully.
|
| 00:13:15 | Violence is
never the answer.
|
| 00:13:17 | Steve, have you tried
reasoning with this boy?
|
| 00:13:20 | Maybe he just
needs a friend.
|
| 00:13:25 | Hey, Francine,
I dropped my bracelet
in the garbage disposal.
|
| 00:13:28 | Dip your fingers
in there for me?
|
| 00:13:29 | (garbage disposal grinding)
Roger!
|
| 00:13:31 | Come on, that was your
left hand, drama queen.
|
| 00:13:35 | Where am I off to?
|
| 00:13:40 | Give me your lunch
money, ass breath.
|
| 00:13:42 | I was thinking maybe
I could take you out
for a cup of coffee.
|
| 00:13:46 | You know, talk a little?
|
| 00:13:48 | It's just, my dad left
when I was young.
|
| 00:13:50 | It was hard on my mom.
|
| 00:13:52 | It was hard on me.
|
| 00:13:53 | Must have been rough.
|
| 00:13:54 | It was, Steve.
|
| 00:13:54 | It really was.
|
| 00:13:58 | Mmm. Delish.
|
| 00:13:59 | Want a sip?
|
| 00:13:59 | Oh, yes, please,
I would love some...
|
| 00:14:01 | (screams)
You can't reason
with a bully!
|
| 00:14:04 | Aah! You got it
in my eye!
|
| 00:14:06 | I know, I know.
|
| 00:14:07 | That's what Mom said
last night.
|
| 00:14:09 | That's right--
while I was doing her.
|
| 00:14:11 | Ba-boom!
|
| 00:14:13 | Principal Lewis,
we're so worried about Steve.
|
| 00:14:16 | Somebody's been bullying him.
|
| 00:14:18 | Who's doing this
to you, son?
|
| 00:14:21 | (whispering): You better not say
a (bleep) word or I'll kill you.
|
| 00:14:25 | I won't tell!
|
| 00:14:26 | I'll never tell!
|
| 00:14:27 | (sighs)
All right, well,
I guess we'll have to
review the security camera.
|
| 00:14:37 | (school bell rings)
Yeah, let's move
right through this
section at double speed.
|
| 00:14:54 | Francine, we need
to go home and talk.
|
| 00:14:57 | I'm having an affair
with a homosexual giant.
|
| 00:15:01 | Stan, what are
you doing at...
|
| 00:15:05 | You're Steve's bully?
|
| 00:15:08 | Oh, got to go
to my xylophone lesson.
|
| 00:15:10 | (zany xylophone plays)
Good-bye, Steve.
|
| 00:15:18 | And hello, desk sandwich.
|
| 00:15:26 | (growling)
(kid screaming)
Oh, (bleep)!
|
| 00:15:32 | Stan, come back here!
|
| 00:15:40 | Stan, get back here!
|
| 00:15:43 | Come on, come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on! Damn it!
|
| 00:15:46 | Open the door,
you son of a bitch!
|
| 00:15:50 | Uh, can't hear you.
|
| 00:15:54 | ♪♪ ♪♪
|
| 00:15:55 | ♪♪ Tell me, did you sail
across the sun? ♪♪
|
| 00:15:58 | ♪♪ Did you make it
to the Milky Way ♪♪
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| 00:16:01 | ♪♪ To see the lights are faded ♪♪
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| 00:16:04 | ♪♪ And that Heaven is... ♪♪
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| 00:16:04 | (tires squealing)
Francine!
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| 00:16:11 | You T-boned me, bro!
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| 00:16:13 | Stop bullying our son!
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| 00:16:15 | It's for his own good.
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| 00:16:16 | He needs to learn to
stand up for himself.
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| 00:16:18 | He's fine the way he is!
|
| 00:16:19 | Look, I'm not going to
push him around forever,
just until he fights back.
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| 00:16:23 | You're crazy!
|
| 00:16:25 | I heard an accident.
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| 00:16:29 | (crying)
Good-- you're home.
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| 00:16:39 | Steve, I know I said violence
was never the answer,
but it has just
become the answer.
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| 00:16:46 | I'm going to teach you how
to kick your father's ass.
|
| 00:16:50 | Good! That ass
needs a pounding.
|
| 00:16:53 | Yeah.
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| 00:16:53 | That's what your father
said last night.
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| 00:18:00 | ♪♪
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| 00:18:22 | ♪♪ ♪♪
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| 00:18:25 | The new schick hydro.
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| 00:18:27 | Free your skin.
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| 00:18:45 | ♪,
(Crowd sounds)
(Crowd sounds and childrenplaying)
It's time we see the tobaccoindustry's free
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,
for what they really are.
|
| 00:19:24 | ,,,,
I been in a few
fights in my day.
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| 00:20:20 | 'Bout two hundo,
maybe two-fitty.
|
| 00:20:23 | (both grunting)
Ow!
|
| 00:20:33 | Yeah!
|
| 00:20:35 | You're dead, Becky!
|
| 00:20:37 | Ah, where did the time go?
|
| 00:20:39 | Okay, for the next
two weeks,
we're locking
ourselves down here
and I'm training you
until you are
an unstoppable
fighting machine.
|
| 00:20:51 | Forget it!
|
| 00:20:52 | I can't do this!
|
| 00:20:53 | You're just...
|
| 00:20:54 | You're just terrible!
|
| 00:20:56 | You, you can't
even make a fist!
|
| 00:21:02 | Mom, where are
you going?
|
| 00:21:03 | I'm no good for you
right now, Steve.
|
| 00:21:05 | You aresofrustrating.
|
| 00:21:09 | I'm gonna go down
to SeaWorld,
punch a lphi
in the face.
|
| 00:21:19 | (bell dings)
Hello there.
|
| 00:21:30 | Hi. Hello.
|
| 00:21:36 | (entrance bell chimes)
Thanks, Jack.
|
| 00:21:42 | See you next time.
|
| 00:21:44 | You got it, chief.
|
| 00:21:47 | Sixty-eight!
|
| 00:21:49 | Quarter-pound yellow American
cheese, sliced medium thin.
|
| 00:22:01 | How's that?
|
| 00:22:04 | A little bit thinner.
|
| 00:22:04 | You got it.
|
| 00:22:10 | A little under okay?
|
| 00:22:12 | I prefer under to over.
|
| 00:22:15 | Have a good one.
|
| 00:22:20 | (woman squeals)
Oh, come on!
|
| 00:22:23 | You can't have Roger
dress you up just to avoid me.
|
| 00:22:26 | Do you know how
long makeup took?
|
| 00:22:28 | I was in the chair
at 4:00 a.m.!
|
| 00:22:30 | There's no way
around this, Steve.
|
| 00:22:31 | Sooner or later, you're
going to have to find a way
to get those oranges
up the stairs.
|
| 00:22:38 | Fine.
|
| 00:22:38 | Let's settle this
once and for all.
|
| 00:22:41 | On the playground,
tomorrow, 3:00.
|
| 00:22:44 | Good, 'cause I've been
missinga lotof work.
|
| 00:22:50 | Hey, hey, Cassius Clay.
|
| 00:22:53 | Oh, hey, Reggie.
|
| 00:22:54 | What a beautiful vase.
|
| 00:22:56 | It's a menses pot.
|
| 00:22:58 | Okay, that's cool.
|
| 00:22:59 | Hey, our date the other night
got a bit overpopulated.
|
| 00:23:01 | What do you say we try
that again, just us?
|
| 00:23:02 | Sorry, Reggie.
|
| 00:23:05 | It's just... (sighs)
seeing Jeff brought up a lot of
old feelings.
|
| 00:23:09 | Oh, mm-hmm.
|
| 00:23:10 | I need some time alone
to sort things out.
|
| 00:23:13 | Ah, yeah, you take
as much time as you...
|
| 00:23:16 | No, you know what?
|
| 00:23:17 | I'm done pretending.
|
| 00:23:19 | I love you, Hayley.
|
| 00:23:21 | I always have.
|
| 00:23:22 | Reggie, I had no idea.
|
| 00:23:25 | No, you didn't.
|
| 00:23:26 | Now, I'm gonna give
you some time
to listen to your heart.
|
| 00:23:29 | But...
|
| 00:23:29 | ♪♪ Little girl
at the pottery wheel ♪♪
|
| 00:23:32 | ♪♪ Take your time,
figure out how you feel ♪♪
|
| 00:23:35 | ♪♪ And when you're
ready to be mine ♪♪
|
| 00:23:38 | ♪♪ You'll be ready
for koala-ty ♪♪
|
| 00:23:41 | ♪♪ Time... ♪♪
|
| 00:23:48 | (mimics fireworks bursting)
This is so awesome.
|
| 00:23:58 | I'm gonna get
some great shots.
|
| 00:24:00 | Shoot it in
black and white,
so it looks like
Raging Bull.
|
| 00:24:03 | Call itRaging Bully.
|
| 00:24:05 | Oh, my God!
|
| 00:24:05 | I did it!
|
| 00:24:07 | I didn't think
you'd show.
|
| 00:24:08 | Who's this?
|
| 00:24:08 | Your boyfriend?
|
| 00:24:10 | Oh, I don't like
that one bit.
|
| 00:24:11 | You know damn
well who I am.
|
| 00:24:13 | He's here to photograph
the crime scene,
'cause you're about
to get murdered.
|
| 00:24:18 | Love this attitude, Steve.
|
| 00:24:19 | You know what? I'm gonna give
you the first punch.
|
| 00:24:22 | (chanting):
Fight! Fight!
|
| 00:24:23 | Fight! Fight! Fight!
|
| 00:24:25 | ALL (chanting):
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
|
| 00:24:27 | Fight! Fight! Fight!
|
| 00:24:28 | You know, I was thinking,
and I realized something.
|
| 00:24:32 | What? That you're a gaylord?
|
| 00:24:34 | (crowd laughing)
Got him!
|
| 00:24:36 | Oh!
|
| 00:24:37 | Oh!
|
| 00:24:37 | Oh!
|
| 00:24:41 | Stelio Kontos!
|
| 00:24:43 | FALSETTOS (singing):
♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:24:45 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:24:49 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:24:49 | (Stan groans)
♪♪ Stelio Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:24:52 | I found him on Facebook
and it got me thinking,
"Why do you care how I get
those oranges up the stairs?"
I can pay someone to bring them
up for me,
just like I'm paying Stelio
to kick your ass.
|
| 00:25:04 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:05 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos ♪♪
|
| 00:25:06 | ♪♪ Stelio, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:08 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:10 | No, you're not doing it
yourself, Steve,
so it doesn't count.
|
| 00:25:15 | Really? Sure looks like
it counts to me.
|
| 00:25:18 | (clanging)
You know what, Dad?
|
| 00:25:21 | You tell me when you feel
I've gotten those oranges
up the stairs, okay?
|
| 00:25:27 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:29 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:31 | No, not the slidakopita!
|
| 00:25:33 | ♪♪ Stelio, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:36 | ♪♪ Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:40 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:41 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:44 | ♪♪ Stelio, Stelio Kontos ♪♪
|
| 00:25:47 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:50 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:51 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:55 | Oh, thank God.
|
| 00:25:56 | Oh, thank God, it's over.
|
| 00:25:58 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:25:59 | Oh, no, he's coming
from so far away.
|
| 00:26:00 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:26:05 | He's picking up so much speed.
|
| 00:26:08 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:26:10 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos ♪♪
|
| 00:26:11 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:26:13 | (Stan groans)
♪♪ Stelio, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:26:16 | They're up the stairs!
|
| 00:26:17 | For the love of God, you got
the oranges up the stairs!
|
| 00:26:21 | ♪♪ Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:26:22 | ♪♪ Stelio Kontos, Stelio ♪♪
|
| 00:26:26 | ♪♪ Steli... ♪♪
|
| 00:26:26 | (falsetto singing stops)
(growling)
Oh (bleep)!
|
| 00:26:34 | I gotta hand it
to you, Steve.
|
| 00:26:36 | You overcame your
bully in your own way.
|
| 00:26:38 | It's not my way,
but I respect it.
|
| 00:26:41 | Thanks, Dad.
|
| 00:26:42 | Give it to me.
|
| 00:26:43 | Beautiful.
|
| 00:26:43 | (camera shutter clicking)
You're making me nauseous
and I love it!
|
| 00:26:46 | Man:
This is really nice work.
|
| 00:26:49 | You're hired.
|
| 00:26:49 | Your first assignment?
|
| 00:26:51 | A brutal triple rape
right off the freeway.
|
| 00:26:54 | Oh, thank you,
Captain Karhoonch.
|
| 00:26:57 | It's Crunch,
and you're welcome.
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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| 00:27:50 | But just know,
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| 00:28:48 | ,
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|
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