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narrator: At the
Nashville Nitro Hill Climb,
motorcycle darevils charge up
inclines of almost 90°°in souped-up dirt
bikes.
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| 00:01:11 | Tonya: Let me tell you,
these motorcycles,
those are freakin' cool.
|
| 00:01:15 | narrator: Racer Phil Libhart
kicks off the first heat. d somody
sucker-punched him and put him
on the hill.
|
| 00:01:41 | Chuck: He actually becom
commentator: Ohhh...
|
| 00:01:49 | narrator: While rush
to Phil's aid,
others tend to more
serious issues. love how they're
nurturing the bike
on the way down.
|
| 00:01:58 | commentator: Easy, b
Roll her easy.
|
| 00:02:00 | You okay, sweetheart ?
|
| 00:02:01 | You're gonna be all right.
|
| 00:02:02 | John: Is the motorcycle okay ?
|
| 00:02:03 | All right.
|
| 00:02:05 | Chuck: Just remember,
the life you save
may be the bike's.
|
| 00:02:09 | narrator: Thankfully,
Phil is fine.
|
| 00:02:11 | But don't worry,
hill-climbing fans,
there's plenty of great
racing action left.
|
| 00:02:19 | commentator: Yee-ha !
|
| 00:02:21 | ( bleep )
Oh, yeah.
|
| 00:02:24 | Oh, ( bleep ) !
|
| 00:02:26 | Damnit !
|
| 00:02:29 | Oof !
|
| 00:02:30 | Ugh !
|
| 00:02:31 | ( bleep )
Fellas, why do we do such
dumb things ?
|
| 00:02:38 | Yee-ha !
|
| 00:02:39 | Ho, ho, ho, ( bleep ) !
|
| 00:02:47 | narrator: Lake Tahoe,
surrounded by California's
finest ski slopes.
|
| 00:02:53 | commentator: This skiing
is awesome, Bunny.
|
| 00:02:56 | narrator: But some enterprising
snowboarders seek their
excitement off the beaten path.
|
| 00:03:01 | man: This year,
we did this road gap, and--
"Guys, this'll be a piece of
"cake, whatever.
|
| 00:03:06 | "We'll just build this jump
and jump over."
commentator: Wee-hoo !
|
| 00:03:11 | Michael: When somebody says,
"You know what we should do ?
|
| 00:03:13 | "We should jump the road that
has no snow or anything on it,"
punch that guy
right in the face.
|
| 00:03:18 | He's trying to get
somebody hurt.
|
| 00:03:21 | man: Gnarly !
|
| 00:03:22 | Ooh !
|
| 00:03:23 | Woo hoo hoo hoo !
|
| 00:03:25 | Ugh... oh...
|
| 00:03:27 | Billy: When you hit asphalt
at that speed,
it's like hitting solid asphalt.
|
| 00:03:33 | Think about it.
|
| 00:03:34 | commentator: Woo-hoo-hoo
hoo-hoo !
|
| 00:03:37 | Ugh !
|
| 00:03:39 | Todd: Ahhh !
|
| 00:03:41 | My ankles !
|
| 00:03:43 | commentator: Woo !
|
| 00:03:44 | Ugh !
|
| 00:03:45 | Nick: This would have been
a better clip
if we could actually see
his heel shatter or hear them
shatter, like glass.
|
| 00:03:54 | ( glass breaking )
Rachel:"
commentator: Oooh !
|
| 00:03:59 | Oh !
|
| 00:04:01 | Daisy: How do you know you're
screwed when you're hurt ?
|
| 00:04:03 | If the guys coming to help you
are the guys wearing those hats.
|
| 00:04:07 | commentator: Oh, bra,
are you okay ?
|
| 00:04:10 | narrator: The "bra" is not okay.
|
| 00:04:12 | His shattered heel requires
multiple surgeries.
|
| 00:04:16 | Brad: Henailsthat snowbank.
|
| 00:04:19 | Nails it.
|
| 00:04:21 | You should buy that snowbank
dinner...
|
| 00:04:24 | 'cause you nailed it.
|
| 00:04:26 | commentator: Woo-hoo-hoo !
|
| 00:04:27 | Ugh !
|
| 00:04:32 | narrator: Meanwhile,
another group of daredevils
builds a ramp with a bar area
and makeshift hot-dog stand.
|
| 00:04:41 | commentator: Here's your
hot dog, dude.
|
| 00:04:43 | Thanks, bro.
|
| 00:04:44 | Bitchin' !
|
| 00:04:45 | Nick: Yeahd a bar
on the other side of the ramp
where people are going by
at the speed of light
and we're drinking margaritas.
|
| 00:04:51 | What could happen ?
|
| 00:04:52 | commentator: All right !
|
| 00:04:54 | Keith: You know what we're
miing, man, from this little
spin-around jump ?
|
| 00:04:57 | A nice, sweet high-five.
|
| 00:04:59 | commentator: High-five.
|
| 00:05:03 | Loni: Ooh, right there.
|
| 00:05:06 | Hit him right there on the head.
|
| 00:05:07 | commentator: Ooh-- oh, dude !
|
| 00:05:10 | Oh !
|
| 00:05:12 | Daisy: Whoa, that was like
an up-high-down-low-too-
type of deal.
|
| 00:05:16 | Leif: I'm gonna do a flip,
and you stand undern
from below.
|
| 00:05:22 | Todd: Yeah.
|
| 00:05:23 | commentator: High-five !
|
| 00:05:25 | Ooh !
|
| 00:05:26 | Todd: Oh !
|
| 00:05:28 | Oh !
|
| 00:05:30 | man: Did my board
hit you in the hea
man: Straight up.
|
| 00:05:33 | man: That was your dome ?
|
| 00:05:34 | man: It's pretty deep.
|
| 00:05:36 | Chuck: Did I hit your dome,
bro ?
|
| 00:05:38 | Judy: I guess that's idiot for,
"Do you have a laceration ?"
man: I'm so sorry, dude.
|
| 00:05:43 | man: 12 staples.
|
| 00:05:45 | man: I'm so sorry.
|
| 00:05:46 | Leif: Right in the cranium, bro.
|
| 00:05:48 | Todd: Who am I ?t gary coleman.
|
| 00:05:52 | I'm Todd Bridges.
|
| 00:05:55 | narrator: The dude
needs stitches on his dome.
|
| 00:05:58 | man: Sorry, buddy.
|
| 00:05:59 | man: I think we got the shot,
though.
|
| 00:06:02 | Natasha: Hey, at least
we ghe shot.
|
| 00:06:04 | What are you, Stanley Kubrick ?
|
| 00:06:06 | Judy: The guy gets bashed
in the head and really only
That's a giver.
|
| 00:06:11 | That's someone who's selfless.
|
| 00:06:12 | It's a b
narrator: The Carmageddon
auto-thrill show
in North Carolina.
|
| 00:06:31 | roclaimed
"King of Crash," prepares for
his trademark stunt,
the Ramp to Ruin.
|
| 00:06:38 | Judy: He's gonna jump in his car
over a bunch of cars,
but they're gonna explode
while he's jumping over them.
|
| 00:06:52 | Loni: Let's see if he makes it.
|
| 00:06:56 | He not gonna make it.
|
| 00:07:07 | Told y'all.
|
| 00:07:09 | Not gonna make it.
|
| 00:07:18 | Leif: How'd he get the nickname
"King of Crash" ?
|
| 00:07:22 | man:Here he comes again !
|
| 00:07:24 | Over, over, over !
|
| 00:07:28 | What an impact !
|
| 00:07:30 | Roger: Probably not a good sign
that we heard
the ambulance siren before
the guy even hit the ground.
|
| 00:07:36 | ( siren blaring )
Billy: carson,
the Queen of Crash,
I would not let him
pick up the kids.
|
| 00:07:47 | Daddy, Daddy, can we go on
the explosive Road to Ruin
on the way home ?
|
| 00:07:51 | commentator: Wee !
|
| 00:07:52 | Hooray, Daddy !
|
| 00:07:54 | Natasha: Okay, for the driver,
that stunt
might have gone wrong,
but for those screaming rednecks
in the stands,
that stunt went right !
|
| 00:08:02 | Yeah, woo !
|
| 00:08:04 | man:I sure hope he's okay.
|
| 00:08:05 | narrator: Medics pull Brian
from the wreckage.
|
| 00:08:08 | commentator: Get the hose,
bring it over.
|
| 00:08:10 | Let's go, let's go, put it out !
|
| 00:08:11 | narrator: Despite
some minor injuries,
he'll live to crash again.
|
| 00:08:14 | Brad: It is really hard
to kill stupid--
look at this show.
|
| 00:08:19 | man:Here he comes again !
|
| 00:08:22 | Over, over, over !
|
| 00:08:26 | narrator: Coming up,
more daredevils.
|
| 00:08:30 | Loni: Medic, please.
|
| 00:08:35 | Michael: They shouldn't
go for speed, they should go
for highest flip ever.
|
| 00:08:39 | Billy: This is why I gave up
testing hang gliders.
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| 00:12:50 | narrator: For ten years, a theme
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Arabian extravaganza.
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| 00:12:58 | Until today, the lead actor has
givethe same performance,
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on a zip line.
|
| 00:13:05 | Bryan: Hey, kids !
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| 00:13:06 | It's Sinbad !
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| 00:13:07 | I'm Sinbad !
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| 00:13:11 | Loni: This is great !
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| 00:13:13 | Wow !
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| 00:13:17 | Brad: Oh, here he comes.
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| 00:13:22 | Daisy: Yay, sinbad !
|
| 00:13:23 | Good entrance, Sinbad !
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| 00:13:25 | Chuck: This show is gonna rock.
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| 00:13:26 | Brad: God, it's amazing,
isn't it ?
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| 00:13:31 | Bryan: Ooh !
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| 00:13:36 | Tonya: Hello, people.
|
| 00:13:38 | Sinbad just broke his ass,
okay ?
|
| 00:13:40 | That's all you gotta say.
|
| 00:13:42 | Judy: I felt the audience
really cared about Sinbad.
|
| 00:13:46 | You saw how emotional they were.
|
| 00:13:48 | man: I don't know if, like, that
thing was shaking or something.
|
| 00:13:51 | woman: I thought it was still
part of the show.
|
| 00:13:53 | Nick: When his head was
wide open and his brain
was exposed ?
|
| 00:13:56 | I thought that was part
of the show.
|
| 00:14:06 | Bryan: The truth is,
there wasn't a malfunction,
I just took a good look
at my life.
|
| 00:14:11 | I'm Sinbad in an amusement park.
|
| 00:14:14 | Look at me.
|
| 00:14:15 | I'm not even blind in one eye.
|
| 00:14:22 | narrator: The actor eventually
recovers from his injuries,
but decides to move on
to less-challenging roles.
|
| 00:14:29 | commentator: Yeah, can I get two
orders of the fish and chips,
a large basket of lobster knots,
and an extra side
of tartar sauce ?
|
| 00:14:41 | narrator: For ten years,
the small Pennsylvania town
of Port Royal has hosted an
annual Grand Prix racing event.
|
| 00:14:49 | Spectators eagerly await
the highly skilled motorists.
|
| 00:14:53 | ( engines approaching )
Michael: ( Imitating
passing engine )
Tonya: Everybody's like a kid,
you know ?
|
| 00:15:13 | Everybody wants to still do
what they could do when they
were younger, except they just
wanna go faster.
|
| 00:15:18 | Natasha: There are certain
things that you shouldn't do
after your 16th birthday.
|
| 00:15:23 | Racing go-karts is one of them.
|
| 00:15:27 | Watchingpeople race go-karts
is another one.
|
| 00:15:31 | Chelfe
behind this fence
made of toothpicks.
|
| 00:15:34 | I'll just watch from here.
|
| 00:15:44 | commentator: Woo-hoo !
|
| 00:15:45 | You guys rule !
|
| 00:15:50 | Loni: They give out
go-kart licenses ?
|
| 00:15:52 | 'Cause his is just taken away.
|
| 00:15:54 | commentator: All right, stand
back, stand back, stand back !
|
| 00:15:56 | Give him room !
|
| 00:15:58 | Daisy: Guys, clear the area.
|
| 00:16:00 | Go-kart disaster.
|
| 00:16:01 | Tiny mini car going
20 miles an hour, I'm serious !
|
| 00:16:10 | commentator: Give him room !
|
| 00:16:12 | Stand back, stand back !
|
| 00:16:13 | Medic !
|
| 00:16:15 | Tonya: You just plow into
somebody, I mean, yeah.
|
| 00:16:18 | I mean, I do like hamburger
steak, but come on,
I don't like it rare.: There are
no serious injuries,
but race organizers
optnotto pre
The race is canceled and has
never been held again.
|
| 00:16:35 | Michael: Race is done.
|
| 00:16:36 | We're all going home.
|
| 00:16:38 | Shut your go-karts off,
that noise is driving me crazy.
|
| 00:16:50 | Roger: Hey, sports fans !
|
| 00:16:51 | Welcome to "SGP Sports."
I'm Roger "Sparky" Lodge.
|
| 00:16:54 | Mike:.. trainor.
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| 00:16:57 | I don't have a fake middle name.
|
| 00:16:59 | Roger: And we're here at
beautiful Pearl Harbor, Hawaii,
for the big Hydrofest
competition.
|
| 00:17:04 | Mike: And we sure do have a lot
of fans out for today's event.
|
| 00:17:08 | Keep in mind, these hydroplanes
can reach up to
200 miles per hour
and weigh up to 3 tons.
|
| 00:17:15 | Brad: That thing weighs 3 tons ?
|
| 00:17:17 | So it's like Daniel Baldwin
on water.
|
| 00:17:20 | Daniel: Mmm.
|
| 00:17:22 | Mike: Next up is popular
hydropla
commentator: Hey, can you hold
this for me, my camera ?
|
| 00:17:29 | Hey, everyone !
|
| 00:17:29 | You rock, Mark !
|
| 00:17:31 | Mike: Here he goes !
|
| 00:17:34 | man:And the race is underway !
|
| 00:17:36 | He's cg down the line.
|
| 00:17:38 | Daisy: Go, america !
|
| 00:17:39 | Land of the free !
|
| 00:17:40 | Home of the dumb ! speed,
picking up speed,
picking up speed and, oh !
|
| 00:17:50 | Mike: Oh !
|
| 00:17:52 | Roger: Oh, whoa !
|
| 00:17:53 | Mike: Yeah !
|
| 00:17:56 | we ?
|
| 00:18:00 | Mike: Evans gets 60 fe
into the air.
|
| 00:18:02 | I believe that may be a record
for hydroplane jumps.
|
| 00:18:05 | I also belve
that it isawesome.
|
| 00:18:13 | Billy: There's some kind of
design flaw with these things.
|
| 00:18:15 | It seems like it's easier for
them to flip over backwards
than it is to actu
stay on the water.
|
| 00:18:20 | Michael: That should be
the new sport.
|
| 00:18:22 | They shouldn't go for speed,
they should go for
highest flip ever.
|
| 00:18:27 | Keith: The way it flipped,
it was beautiful.
|
| 00:18:29 | I thought it was part
of the show.
|
| 00:18:31 | Michael: Oww.
|
| 00:18:36 | Mike: Roger, I just got
in my imaginary headset
that Mark Evans will be okay.
|
| 00:18:41 | : I'm not dead !
|
| 00:18:42 | I am not dead !
|
| 00:18:44 | Thank you, God !
|
| 00:18:45 | ke: Well, that'll do it for us
at "SGP Sports."
Join us again for more dumb
daredevils next time.
|
| 00:18:51 | Roger: Looking forward
to that, pal.
|
| 00:19:05 | narrator: At a Florida
flight park,
hang-gliding enthusiasts
test out the latest models,
and a videographer tries outhis new camera.
|
| 00:19:15 | commentator: Ooh, hello.
|
| 00:19:18 | Wow.
|
| 00:19:19 | narrator: When suddenly...
|
| 00:19:25 | Nick: Bill !
|
| 00:19:26 | Joe's falling from 2,000 feet.
|
| 00:19:28 | Yeah, but look at the rack
on her.
|
| 00:19:31 | ( whistling )
Brad: Oh !
|
| 00:19:43 | Oh, God, he's spinning
out of control.
|
| 00:19:45 | Oh, ( bleep ), that's--
( bleep), yeah,
he's definitely--
Does anyone have a Fresca ?
|
| 00:19:57 | Chris:, I am--
This is ridiculous, I'm--
Daisy: Maybe someo
put a pillow down for when I--
me when I land ?
|
| 00:20:07 | Nope, okay.
|
| 00:20:08 | Uh, fellas, fellas ?
|
| 00:20:09 | Anyone got a mattress, or--
Fellas, fellas ?
|
| 00:20:18 | Michael: Bam !
|
| 00:20:29 | man: Hi, Joe.
|
| 00:20:30 | You did a good job,
you looked great in the air.
|
| 00:20:33 | We loved it.
|
| 00:20:34 | We're all watching.
|
| 00:20:35 | Chuck: I have never seen anyone
fall 2,500 feet from the sky
and have such
a pleasant disposition.
|
| 00:20:44 | man: We loved it,
we're all watching.
|
| 00:20:47 | man: Exciting.
|
| 00:20:48 | man: Oh, Joe.
|
| 00:20:50 | Roger: Oh, joe !
|
| 00:20:51 | He was so close
to beingdead Joe.
|
| 00:20:54 | man: Oh, Joe.
|
| 00:20:55 | man: Boy, you hooked that
parachute right on the tip.
|
| 00:20:59 | narrator: Joe walks away
from his downward spiral
with only cuts and bruises.
|
| 00:21:09 | Billy: This is why I gave up
testing hang gliders.
|
| 00:21:12 | Too dangerous.
|
| 00:21:14 | commentator: Oof !
|
| 00:21:18 | narrator: Coming up...
|
| 00:21:21 | Daisy: Street luge.
|
| 00:21:23 | It's a great sport,
except we can't turn.
|
| 00:21:26 | narrator: Plus...
|
| 00:21:32 | Keith: Oh, come on !
|
| 00:21:33 | What's with these white guys ?
|
| 00:21:35 | What are they made of ?
|
| 00:21:36 | narrator: And...
|
| 00:21:41 | Billy: Oh, you ruined that
beautiful prefabricated shed.
|
| 00:21:45 | narrator: When "The World's
Dumbest Daredevils" continues.
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| 00:26:01 | Step two, floor it.
|
| 00:26:14 | Chuck: It's not mud racing,
which I have seen.
|
| 00:26:17 | It's get-out-of-the-mud racing.
|
| 00:26:24 | Brad:"
Maybe you should have named it
"I didn't do well on my SATs."
commentator: Uh-oh !
|
| 00:26:40 | Watch out, guys.
|
| 00:26:46 | Billy: Oh, he ruined that
beautiful prefabricated shed.
|
| 00:26:50 | commentator: Oh !
|
| 00:26:52 | Whoopsie-daisy.
|
| 00:26:55 | accelerator stick on purpose ?
|
| 00:26:57 | Just for us ?he Smoking Gun."
commentator: Uh-oh !
|
| 00:27:01 | Oh, boy, woo-hoo !
|
| 00:27:13 | commentator: All good.
|
| 00:27:14 | I'm okay, I'm right here.
|
| 00:27:16 | Hey, I'm all right.
|
| 00:27:19 | I'm okay, I'm right here.
|
| 00:27:20 | Judy: Howard alrea
ass( bleep ) !
|
| 00:27:23 | Nick: Comes out,
he's smoking a cigar.
|
| 00:27:24 | He's fine.
|
| 00:27:25 | The announcer's still panicking.
|
| 00:27:27 | He's like,
"I'm right here, stupid !"
commentator: Feeling good,
feeling fine.
|
| 00:27:30 | narrator: Howard walks away
unscathed.
|
| 00:27:38 | But the "Plum Crazy" is smashed
like a piece of overripe fruit.
|
| 00:27:42 | Tonya: I'm sure the car is
but, you know, he walks away.ah, good for
you, Howard.
|
| 00:27:50 | commentator: Plum Crazy.
|
| 00:27:58 | Roger: Good evening,
sports fans !
|
| 00:28:00 | Welcome to "SGP Sports."
Once again,
I'm Roger "Sparky" Lodge.
|
| 00:28:04 | Mike:.. trainor.
|
| 00:28:06 | Roger:ere in Snowbird,
Utah, for the free-skiing
nationals.
|
| 00:28:10 | Judy: This place sucks !
|
| 00:28:11 | Mike: Not a lot of snow today on
our course, eh, Roger ?
|
| 00:28:14 | Roger: No, not a lot at all,
buddy.
|
| 00:28:16 | Mike: Yeah, don't call me buddy.
|
| 00:28:17 | Uh, next up, Nick Greener,
who's currently in third place.
|
| 00:28:21 | He's gonna really have to
step it up if he wants to
advance in the competition.
|
| 00:28:25 | Here he goes !
|
| 00:28:38 | Roger: Whoa !
|
| 00:28:40 | commentator: Oh !
|
| 00:28:47 | Loni: Can somebody explain to
him that you don't get points
for bump
and rocks ?
|
| 00:28:54 | You're supposed to go over it.
|
| 00:28:56 | Mike: Let's take another look
in slo-mo, 'cause I like seeing
that type of stuff.
|
| 00:29:03 | commentator: Oh !
|
| 00:29:10 | Mike: Oh, man, that s rough.
|
| 00:29:12 | Roger: Oh, my goodness.
|
| 00:29:13 | Do you think he's okay, Bry ?
|
| 00:29:14 | Mike:.. trainor.
|
| 00:29:17 | commentator: Stay still,
stay still !
|
| 00:29:18 | We'll be right there !
|
| 00:29:19 | We'll be right there, hold up !
|
| 00:29:20 | Mike: Roger, I'm getting word
that he's okay.
|
| 00:29:22 | No broken bones.
|
| 00:29:23 | commentator: All good.
|
| 00:29:24 | Just a little shaken up.
|
| 00:29:26 | Keith: Oh, come on !
|
| 00:29:27 | What's with these white guys ?
|
| 00:29:28 | What are they made of ?
|
| 00:29:30 | commentator: You sure ?
|
| 00:29:31 | Oh, no, no, it's all good.
|
| 00:29:32 | Judy: I stub my toe,
and I can't walk for a week.
|
| 00:29:34 | I just don't get it.
|
| 00:29:41 | Mike: Well, that'll do it for us
at "SGP Sports."
Join us again next time.
|
| 00:29:57 | narrator: A camera crew
in New Zealand shoots
a documentary about avalanches.
|
| 00:30:02 | One of the filmmakers trains
his camera on a snowboarder
heading down a particularly
fragile stretch of the mountain.
|
| 00:30:18 | ( man panting )
man: You okay ?
|
| 00:30:40 | Leif:.. whoa.
|
| 00:30:43 | man: I thought I was
( bleep ) buried.
|
| 00:30:46 | It completely engulfed me,
and I was like, "( bleeps ) get
ouof my-- out of my mouth."
Brad: Why is he so surprised
that he got caught in
an avalanche when he was making
an avalanche documentary ?
|
| 00:31:00 | Tonya: I mean, the guy
is just like, "Aah !"
man: I don't know, it's like
"Oh, ( bleep )," you know ?
|
| 00:31:06 | 'Cause it completely engulf--
engulfed me.
|
| 00:31:09 | And I was like, I'm ( bleep ),
I'm ( bleep ).
|
| 00:31:12 | Roger: Hey, avalanche or no
avalanche, watch the language,
mister.
|
| 00:31:16 | This ain't "Springer."
This is "The Smoking Gun."
Very classy around here.
|
| 00:31:20 | ( bleeps )
Judy: Damnit !
|
| 00:31:23 | Nick: ( Bleep )hole.
|
| 00:31:24 | Tonya: Holy ( bleep ).
|
| 00:31:25 | man: Yeah, for most of it,
and there was one part
where it just came over me.
|
| 00:31:33 | And... ( bleep ),
there was nothing I could do.
|
| 00:31:38 | Billy: So did you learn
anythi
during the course of your
documentary ?
|
| 00:31:47 | Like maybe not to get
too close to them ?
|
| 00:31:50 | man: ( bleep ) buried.
|
| 00:32:08 | Tyler: My name's
Tyler Wendtland, and I race
professional street luge.
|
| 00:32:14 | Billy: From what I understand,
the top people in this sport
can make literally
dozens of dollars.
|
| 00:32:20 | Tyler: The most common injury
would probably be broken ankles,
'cause your feet are the first
thing that's gonna hit
any object.
|
| 00:32:25 | It's all compressed through
your legs and your spine.
|
| 00:32:26 | Nick: You jam your feet
and then your spine come
through the top of your head.
|
| 00:32:29 | But I'm gonna keep doing it.
|
| 00:32:40 | Daisy: Street luge.
|
| 00:32:41 | It's a great sport,
except we can't turn !
|
| 00:32:45 | commentator: Turn, turn, turn,
turn, turn !
|
| 00:32:48 | Nick: I took that as a metaphor
for the guy's career,
when he hit the stop sign.
|
| 00:32:56 | Leif: ( Vibrating sound )
A full-on
"Looney Tunes" cartoon.
|
| 00:33:01 | Todd: Why would they have just
hay there ?
|
| 00:33:04 | Wouldn't you think they would
have a better stopping method ?
|
| 00:33:06 | man: Medic, medic, medic !
|
| 00:33:07 | Loni: Medic, please !
|
| 00:33:09 | Chuck: If a douche bag
piles through a bale of hay
doing 50 miles an hour
on a skateboard...
|
| 00:33:17 | what you should call for
is common sense.
|
| 00:33:20 | narrator: The daredevil suffers
a concussion and trades his luge
for a different set of wheels.
|
| 00:33:26 | commentator: Oh, ankles are in
bad shape.
|
| 00:33:28 | Billy: Can we just hope this
stays unpopular ?
|
| 00:33:31 | Let's add this to my list of
sports that I hope
never really catch on.
|
| 00:33:35 | commentator: Can't turn,
can't turn, can't--
Ahh !
|
| 00:33:38 | narrator: Coming up...
|
| 00:33:40 | Bryan: Whoa, who put the wings
on that bike ?
|
| 00:33:43 | narrator: Plus...
|
| 00:33:45 | Danny: You've gotta question
people that don't have
the talent to fall.
|
| 00:33:50 | narrator: And later...
|
| 00:33:52 | Brad: Maybe when you build
the viewing cage,
you shouldn't make the viewing
windows big enough to fit--
oh, I don't know--a shark!
|
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| 00:37:48 | narrator: Pismo Dunes,
California.
|
| 00:37:51 | A motocross rider is making
a how-to stunt video.
|
| 00:37:57 | Leif: ( Imitating engine )
Brad: This isn't fun.
|
| 00:38:01 | You know how many bad places
you can get sand
doing this sort of thing ?
|
| 00:38:07 | narrator: As he guns toward
one of the dunes,
a cameraman positions himself
for some airborne shots.
|
| 00:38:17 | Bryan: Whoa !
|
| 00:38:18 | Who put the wings on that bike ?
|
| 00:38:21 | Daisy: I don't wanna tell you
your business,
but you're supposed to be
sitting on your bike !
|
| 00:38:26 | Michael: Screw it.
|
| 00:38:27 | Not gonna land it.
|
| 00:38:28 | Bye-bye, bike.
|
| 00:38:30 | Don't know where you're
gonna land, we'll see you.
|
| 00:38:33 | commentator: Nice close-up
of this, nice shot.
|
| 00:38:37 | Ah !
|
| 00:38:38 | man: Woo !
|
| 00:38:41 | Judy: It's always nice when you
are in a major accident
and your friends are cheering.
|
| 00:38:50 | man: Woo !
|
| 00:38:52 | Loni: He needs first aid,
people.
|
| 00:38:59 | Brad: Good, did you bring
a hospital with you ?
|
| 00:39:01 | 'Cause we're in the middle
of the desert !
|
| 00:39:04 | narrator: Both the driver
and cameraman are okay,
and ready to try
some more stunts.
|
| 00:39:09 | Nick: If you got a daredevil
for a friend,
again, keep your distance.
|
| 00:39:13 | What, are they hoping they're
gonna get in the shot
so they can be on
"Smoking Gun" ?
|
| 00:39:18 | man: Look out, look out !
|
| 00:39:20 | Nick: Well, he succeeded.
|
| 00:39:22 | commentator: Ooh, ah !
|
| 00:39:32 | narrator: Every year,
150,000 American ATV users
have crashed and needed
emergency medical care.
|
| 00:39:40 | commentator: Hold up, hold
Okay, bring it up.
|
| 00:39:44 | Woo-- oh !
|
| 00:39:47 | narrator: Say hello to number
150,001.
|
| 00:39:51 | Brad: "All-terrain vehicles"
mean that you can be
the terrain, too.
|
| 00:39:58 | It will run right over you
without any problem at all.
|
| 00:40:03 | man: Yeah !
|
| 00:40:07 | Daisy: You guys,
we've got two options.
|
| 00:40:10 | We can either drive
across the road or jump it.
|
| 00:40:13 | Jump it !
|
| 00:40:16 | commentator: Hold up, hold up.
|
| 00:40:18 | Okay, bring it up.
|
| 00:40:20 | Woo !
|
| 00:40:25 | Chuck: Can you imagine
being in the car,
you're just like--
man: Yeah !
|
| 00:40:31 | Daisy: Oh, dear god.
|
| 00:40:33 | What was that, Harold ?
|
| 00:40:34 | Was that the yeti or the
legendary dumb-ass ATV driver
that haunts this forest ?
|
| 00:40:40 | man: Woo !
|
| 00:40:41 | Tonya: If I was a driver
on that road,
I'd be in my Jeep-O,
and I'd run his ass over
for being stupid.
|
| 00:40:48 | commentator: I got this !
|
| 00:40:50 | Oh !
|
| 00:40:59 | narrator: 13,000 feet
above Florida,
several skydivers are about
to attempt a daring group jump.
|
| 00:41:07 | commentator: Woo-hoo-hoo !
|
| 00:41:08 | Woo-hoo !
|
| 00:41:10 | Hooray !
|
| 00:41:14 | Woo !
|
| 00:41:16 | Judy: Here they are,
all just free Zen-ing out.
|
| 00:41:20 | Just really being in the moment.
|
| 00:41:26 | Loni: Oh, ooh, oh !
|
| 00:41:29 | See ?
|
| 00:41:30 | It's always one that's gotta do
something crazy.
|
| 00:41:33 | Michael: You don't do upside-
down-backwards skydiving.
|
| 00:41:35 | You know better than that.
|
| 00:41:37 | commentator: Incoming !
|
| 00:41:38 | Dude, oh !
|
| 00:41:40 | Chuck: When you have
the whole sky, there should be
no way you can have
a mid-air collision.
|
| 00:41:45 | Danny: You've gotta question
people that don't have
the talent to fall.
|
| 00:41:49 | commentator: Coming through !
|
| 00:41:50 | Ah !
|
| 00:41:51 | Danny: I'm a blackout drunk.
|
| 00:41:53 | And you know what ?
|
| 00:41:54 | At my drunkest, I'm still
capable of falling successfully.
|
| 00:41:58 | commentator: Hey, Ma, look at--
Oh !
|
| 00:42:01 | Leif: Imagine hitting somebody
at that speed ?
|
| 00:42:03 | Brad: They probably didn't kill
each other right away,
because when two objects are
moving at 120 miles an hour
and they collide,
it's not like hitting something
that's standing still.
|
| 00:42:13 | ( crickets )
I think I just lost
Tonya Harding.
|
| 00:42:16 | Tonya: 3.12 Equals pi, right ?
|
| 00:42:18 | Or you just go get an apple pie
and you cut it into four.
|
| 00:42:21 | commentator: Huh ?
|
| 00:42:21 | Ho ho ho ho !
|
| 00:42:23 | Oh !
|
| 00:42:23 | Dude, Lou !
|
| 00:42:25 | narrator: Despite the mid-air
turbulence,
everyone lands safely.
|
| 00:42:28 | Rachel: I would love to have
seen what happened on the end
on the ground.
|
| 00:42:31 | Michael: Don't you hate lou ?
|
| 00:42:33 | I'm gonna kick him off the team.
|
| 00:42:34 | The next time we do the hands
thing in the big circle,
I'm not grabbing his.
|
| 00:42:37 | commentator: Ho ho ho ho !
|
| 00:42:39 | Oh !
|
| 00:42:39 | Sorry, dude !
|
| 00:42:47 | narrator: British stunt pilot
Dennis Kenyon
is in the Utah desert
getting ready to perform
his signature move,
the full reverse flip.
|
| 00:42:57 | Loni: Helicopters were not made
for backwards flips.
|
| 00:43:01 | They were made for
traffic reporting.
|
| 00:43:04 | narrator: But the scorching
temperature is making the air
thin, reducing the lift
of the propellers.
|
| 00:43:10 | That doesn't stop Dennis
from attempting the stunt.
|
| 00:43:14 | Judy: When you know that it's
really hot outside,
so it's probably not gonna
happen, you should still
try to do it.
|
| 00:43:23 | Chelsea: Things didn't look good
when the helicopter was behaving
like a mosquito sprayed
with "Off!"
Roger: Oh !
|
| 00:43:44 | That was going so well
until that landing.
|
| 00:44:03 | Billy: Wait, this maneuver's
called the 9-1-1 ?
|
| 00:44:05 | Did I get that right ?
|
| 00:44:07 | commentator: This thing's
a mess.
|
| 00:44:10 | narrator: Dennis survives
the crash, but suffers injuries
to his face and back.
|
| 00:44:20 | Chuck: The best thing
about the video is
if you start at the end
and run it backwards,
it has a happy ending.
|
| 00:44:33 | ( applause )
narrator: Coming up...
|
| 00:44:41 | you've courageously endured
19 hotshots.
|
| 00:44:46 | But the world's number-one
dumbest daredevil
is still out there...
|
| 00:44:52 | risking life and limb.
|
| 00:44:54 | commentator: Oh !
|
| 00:44:56 | narrator: Find out who it is
right after this.
|
| 00:45:27 | taking
tomorrow.
|
| 00:45:30 | Thanks.
|
| 00:45:32 | >> Thank you.
|
| 00:45:34 | Round of hornitos!
|
| 00:45:36 | purer than your
intentions.
|
| 00:45:41 | ♪♪
|
| 00:45:41 | ♪♪
|
| 00:45:42 | [ gasps ] BUZZ!
|
| 00:45:43 | [ giggles ] [ gasps ] HOLD ON I'M COMING!
|
| 00:45:46 | ♪♪ ♪♪
|
| 00:45:46 | ..
|
| 00:45:48 | [ Slink ] WATCH HIM! [ giggles ]
!
|
| 00:45:51 | Grab a tail!
|
| 00:45:53 | ♪♪ ♪♪
|
| 00:45:54 | whooooa! ahh, he's a goner.
|
| 00:45:55 | [ Woody ] NOOOO! BUZZZ! [ beeps ]
Ahh. my favorite part.
|
| 00:46:00 | [ giggles ] BUZZ?? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
|
| 00:46:02 | With the guys.hey buzz!
|
| 00:46:04 | Hey buddy!zzhey buzz!
|
| 00:46:05 | [ Male Announcer ] VISA DEBIT,
The easier way to bring "toy story" home.
|
| 00:46:09 | More people go with visa.
|
| 00:48:38 | narrator: Off the coast of Baja,
California, marine biologists
chum the waters with tuna
in hopes of luring
a great white shark.
|
| 00:48:48 | woman: "In hopes of luring
a greawhite shark."
That sentence never ends well.
|
| 00:48:56 | narrator: Inside a steel cage,
two divers film nature's
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