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Aired at 04:30 PM on Sunday, May 09, 2010 (5/9/2010)      View all transcripts from this day

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00:01:26ó]qO (phone ringing) >> KOURTNEY: Is this a joke?
00:02:26Answer my phone.
00:02:27When I call someone, like, answer.
00:02:29>> KHLOE: Who are you calling?
00:02:30>> KOURTNEY: Scott.
00:02:32I said I wanted to go to this-- to these classes, and like, he doesn't answer.
00:02:36>> KHLOE: Class for what?
00:02:38>> KOURTNEY: Like breast pumping.
00:02:40>> KHLOE: Maybe that's why he's not answering.
00:02:43>> KOURTNEY: It's still rude.
00:02:44I said, "Let's go." >> KHLOE: Yeah, well, he shouldn't like, ignore you.
00:02:47Call him again.
00:02:48>> KOURTNEY: I just called like, three times.
00:02:50I don't want to be a stalker.
00:02:51Answer my call.
00:02:51>> KHLOE: Kourtney, that's your baby daddy.
00:02:53You can stalk.
00:02:54Stalk that ass.
00:02:55>> KOURTNEY: I've called Scott over and over.
00:02:57He's totally avoiding my calls, and I'm really pissed off because he's totally flaking on me to go to this breast feeding class.
00:03:05I mean, I refuse to go alone.
00:03:06>> KHLOE: Honey, why would anyone want to pump their breast by themselves?
00:03:11I could go with you and give you moral support.
00:03:13I mean, I'm not going to pump your breast, but I'll pump mine.
00:03:15>> KOURTNEY: I don't get it.
00:03:16And I feel like when I go to these classes...
00:03:17>> KHLOE: I wonder if I can.
00:03:18Can I really be that supportive and pump mine, too?
00:03:21>> KOURTNEY: Bruce told me he's tasted breast milk.
00:03:23>> KHLOE: Bruce I'm sure has.
00:03:24>> KOURTNEY: How sick.
00:03:25>> KHLOE: Bruce is just very...
00:03:27>> LILY: By accident?
00:03:27>> KOURTNEY: Are you going to taste mine, just to see what it tastes like?
00:03:31>> KHLOE: Drink your breast milk?
00:03:33>> KOURTNEY: Not from my boob.
00:03:34>> KHLOE: Obviously, you sick (bleep).
00:03:36>> KOURTNEY: If I'm... taste it.
00:03:38>> KHLOE: Yeah, I'll taste it.
00:03:39I'm not sucking on your (bleep) though.
00:03:41>> KOURTNEY: Let's hope.
00:03:51>> BRUCE: What are you doing?
00:03:52>> KYLIE: Rob told me to bring beers for them.
00:03:55>> BRUCE: To bring beers for them?
00:03:57What are you, their bartender?
00:03:58>> KYLIE: Yeah.
00:04:00>> BRUCE: Great.
00:04:01Okay, get them their beers and don't be drinking any of it.
00:04:03>> KYLIE: Oh, I will.
00:04:05>> BRUCE: Sometimes I get real disappointed with Scott.
00:04:08Here he's got a pregnant girlfriend, okay?
00:04:10Instead, he's over here with my little Kylie being a little barmaid, bringing beers out there so he can work on his tan.
00:04:16It does not work for me.
00:04:19>> SCOTT: Having a little brewski, Bruce?
00:04:22>> BRUCE: Yeah, I'm trying to keep up with you guys.
00:04:24Anyway, why aren't you with Kourtney?
00:04:26>> SCOTT: What?
00:04:28I mean, I'm always with her.
00:04:29>> ROB: The guy needs a little breather.
00:04:32>> BRUCE: Oh?
00:04:34>> SCOTT: She's doing some class that doesn't involve me today anyway.
00:04:37>> BRUCE: She say she didn't want you to go?
00:04:39>> SCOTT: Of course not.
00:04:39She said she wanted me to go, but...
00:04:41I know.
00:04:42I don't need to go.
00:04:44>> BRUCE: Yeah, well, yes, you do, you need to go.
00:04:48>> SCOTT: Look, Bruce, I know how to handle my lady, and you know how to handle yours.
00:04:51We'll be just fine.
00:04:53>> BRUCE: You know how to handle Kourtney?
00:04:56Nobody knows how to handle Kourtney.
00:04:58>> SCOTT: I handled her well enough to get her pregnant.
00:05:01>> BRUCE: Yeah. Good luck.
00:05:09>> TEACHER: Hi. How are you?
00:05:12Hi, come on in.
00:05:16>> KHLOE: You don't like your baby?
00:05:18>> KOURTNEY: This one.
00:05:18>> KHLOE: Here, you want this one?
00:05:20>> KOURTNEY: Yes, thank you.
00:05:22>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
00:05:24I like that one better.
00:05:26>> KHLOE: Like a girl.
00:05:27>> KOURTNEY: Ooh, look at that one's eyes.
00:05:28Khloe, look at it.
00:05:29(Khloe baby talking) >> TEACHER: So, hi, everyone.
00:05:32So today we're gonna take you through some of the, uh, basics that you guys need to know, how to take care of these little ones.
00:05:37And we're gonna just, um, talk about and learn about some of the things that you're gonna be doing every day.
00:05:42Um, so I think hopefully it will be useful to you.
00:05:45>> KOURTNEY: How many times a day does your baby eat?
00:05:48>> TEACHER: Um, new babies that are breast-fed, eight to 12 times.
00:05:52>> KOURTNEY: No.
00:05:53>> TEACHER: Yeah.
00:05:54>> KOURTNEY: A day?
00:05:54>> TEACHER: Pretty often.
00:05:55Uh-huh, in 24 hours.
00:05:57>> KOURTNEY: Going to these classes makes me more nervous because it just reminds me of all the information that I don't know.
00:06:04>> TEACHER: Put the front of the diaper underneath your baby's tush so you've got a clean surface.
00:06:08>> KHLOE: Kourtney, his two legs like this.
00:06:11>> KOURTNEY: Sorry.
00:06:12>> TEACHER: And have that cloth diaper handy.
00:06:14Everybody got that?
00:06:17Perfect.
00:06:17>> KHLOE: No, you wrap it...
00:06:18>> KOURTNEY: Bingo.
00:06:20I don't know how to change a diaper.
00:06:22I don't know how to swaddle a baby.
00:06:24I don't know when you swaddle a baby.
00:06:26I don't know even how to hold the baby.
00:06:28Just thinking about all these tasks and things that I'm gonna need to know just makes me really nervous and anxious.
00:06:37Did you do it?
00:06:38>> TEACHER: You guys, how'd you do?
00:06:40It looks good.
00:06:41>> KOURTNEY: I don't think I did very well.
00:06:42>> TEACHER: Okay, let's see.
00:06:43>> KHLOE: Kourtney's just off right now.
00:06:45I think she's really getting stressed, and the pregnancy's finally starting to hit her and it's becoming more serious.
00:06:50And also, I think the fact that she's the only one without a dad here right now, I think that's really affecting her.
00:06:56>> TEACHER: How are the dads back there feeling about all of this going on?
00:06:59You guys plan to be pretty involved or...?
00:07:02Yeah, he's better than you are.
00:07:04How about the rest of you?
00:07:05Dads involved or...?
00:07:06>> KHLOE: I'm the dad today.
00:07:07>> TEACHER: Got it.
00:07:08Good.
00:07:08You're gonna be busy.
00:07:09>> KHLOE: Mm.
00:07:10I will still be the dad, even when he is around, I'm sure.
00:07:21>> SCOTT: Hello.
00:07:26Okay.
00:07:27What are you up to?
00:07:31All right, good talking to you.
00:07:33>> KOURTNEY: I'm sick and tired of Scott not putting in an effort with the baby and I.
00:07:37And him not coming to that class was the last straw.
00:07:40>> SCOTT: You have a bad attitude.
00:07:42>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, 'cause you ditched me in my breast-feeding class today.
00:07:47>> SCOTT: It's a woman's breast-feeding class.
00:07:49>> KOURTNEY: We learned about other things.
00:07:51It wasn't just about breast-feeding!
00:07:53You just don't get it.
00:07:55What are you bringing to the table?
00:07:56Nothing.
00:07:57>> SCOTT: Everything.
00:07:58>> KOURTNEY: Nothing!
00:07:59You're not helping with any (bleep) thing.
00:08:01I'm done.
00:08:02Like, I am so (bleep) done with you.
00:08:04>> SCOTT: Oh, relax.
00:08:05You-you don't mean that.
00:08:06>> KOURTNEY: Relax?
00:08:07>> SCOTT: No, okay...
00:08:07>> KOURTNEY: Test me!
00:08:08(bleep) test me and see.
00:08:09>> SCOTT: Test you?
00:08:10>> KOURTNEY: Yeah!
00:08:10If you don't start helping me out and getting on my team, this relationship is done.
00:08:18>> KRIS: Where's my dress?
00:08:19>> BRUCE: Bitch, I want my damn ATM card!
00:08:23>> KIM: So what's, like, your plan?
00:08:25Like, where are you gonna stay?
00:08:27>> ROB: When I get there, I'm just gonna go get a hotel room and, uh...
00:08:30>> KIM: I'm just afraid if you go to New York, you'll come back hurt.
00:08:33As much as I don't agree with Rob going to New York, he's my little brother.
00:08:38I'm gonna support him no matter what.
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00:11:20(cell phone ringing) >> ROB: Hello?
00:11:22>> KIM: So I call Rob to see what's going on with Adrienne.
00:11:24>> ROB: I freaked out last night and I called her, like, 60 times, literally, like crazy.
00:11:30Like, more than that.
00:11:31Like, from the house and from my cell.
00:11:34>> KIM: Rob, you're crazy.
00:11:35>> ROB: I think if I show her that I'm serious about wanting her back, I think she'll come back to me.
00:11:40I don't want to be with anybody but her.
00:11:42I don't want to even date.
00:11:43And I can't just be lonely and single anymore.
00:11:46Literally, every single day, I send her an e-mail or a text.
00:11:50And I'm not talking about just one.
00:11:51Like, "Oh, this just reminded me of you." "I'm so sorry, like, that I treated you that way." >> KIM: I know he feels that she's the one, and I get it, but Rob is taking it to a whole 'nother level.
00:12:02I think that at some point, you just need to stop calling her.
00:12:06And I think this is now, like, the turning point.
00:12:08You have to let it go.
00:12:10>> ROB: All right, I'm gonna shower.
00:12:12>> KIM: Bye.
00:12:12(phone beeps) >> SCOTT: Hey, Bruce.
00:12:24>> BRUCE: Scotty.
00:12:25>> SCOTT: Rob here?
00:12:26>> BRUCE: No, he left.
00:12:27>> SCOTT: What?
00:12:28He just told me to come here.
00:12:30>> BRUCE: Did he really?
00:12:31>> SCOTT: I figure I'll talk to you then, Bruce, if Rob ain't here.
00:12:34I need somebody to speak to, because, you know, it's all women everywhere.
00:12:38>> BRUCE: Yeah.
00:12:38>> SCOTT: There's nothing but...
00:12:39>> BRUCE: And you got a pregnant one.
00:12:41>> SCOTT: It's not simple, I've come to realize.
00:12:44>> BRUCE: You're just realizing that now?
00:12:45>> SCOTT: She, I guess, asked me to go to some class that I thought I had no part in.
00:12:50Breast-feeding?
00:12:51I thought that's just her.
00:12:52What-what do I bring to the table in breast-feeding?
00:12:54>> BRUCE: Support.
00:12:56>> SCOTT: I mean, I want to be there for her and be sensitive, I've just never been this person before.
00:13:00>> BRUCE: Scott has really lived a very easy life.
00:13:03He's been really very selfish and just kind of dealing with Scott.
00:13:06It's time to give a little bit of advice about being a father.
00:13:10You just got to realize that it's just not about you anymore.
00:13:13>> SCOTT: Yeah.
00:13:14>> BRUCE: It's not about Kourtney anymore.
00:13:15It's about this family structure.
00:13:17It's easier now.
00:13:19Because when little guy comes...
00:13:21>> SCOTT: It's a whole 'nother level.
00:13:23>> BRUCE: It's 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days out of the year for the next 20 years of your life.
00:13:28>> SCOTT: I'm getting to realize that now.
00:13:31Being an only child, I never really did care too much about other people's needs.
00:13:35But I realize, I'm not the most important person anymore, and I can't be selfish.
00:13:39I need to think about my family.
00:13:41>> BRUCE: All you can do right now is just dote on her, take care of her and just realize that this stage of pregnancy, you just got to get through it.
00:13:57>> KOURTNEY: They came with me to look at the...
00:13:59>> KHLOE: Yeah.
00:13:59Kathy comes with us.
00:14:01>> KIM: Yummy.
00:14:02>> KHLOE: Hey, Rob.
00:14:03Kourt, Kim and I decide that it's time to intervene on Rob with this whole Adrienne situation.
00:14:09Thank God you're here, because honestly you have a major problem.
00:14:13>> ROB: What did I do?
00:14:14>> KHLOE: Uh, you are obsessed with Adrienne.
00:14:22>> ROB: She understands how I am.
00:14:23She doesn't think I'm crazy.
00:14:24>> KHLOE: Um, Robert, she definitely thinks you're crazy.
00:14:27>> KOURTNEY: Who wouldn't think someone's crazy if they call them that many times?
00:14:30>> KHLOE: This is an intervention, okay?
00:14:32We're intervening.
00:14:33>> KOURTNEY: If Rob and Adrienne are meant to be together, they'll be.
00:14:37You don't need to try this hard.
00:14:38I'm over it now.
00:14:39Like, at first, I was like, "Oh, cute, Rob and Adrienne." Like, I'm over it, okay?
00:14:43>> KIM: She knows that you love her.
00:14:45What else can you do?
00:14:46There's nothing else you can do.
00:14:47>> ROB: The love that Adrienne and I had doesn't just go away overnight.
00:14:51It's just so frustrating that my own family doesn't even understand their own brother.
00:14:55I don't feel content and, like, at peace.
00:14:58I can't just drop everything and be cold turkey not talk to her anymore.
00:15:02>> KHLOE: Well, that's not gonna happen.
00:15:03She went back to New York.
00:15:04>> KIM: She's in New York.
00:15:05>> ROB: Then if I have to go to New York, I'll go to New York.
00:15:07If I look like an idiot-- How much more stupid can I look?
00:15:10>> KHLOE: You're just gonna go to her house?
00:15:11>> ROB: I'm gonna go try and make things right.
00:15:13>> KHLOE: You know, honestly, maybe you need to go to New York to open up your eyes that you guys are not meant to be.
00:15:18>> ROB: Well, I don't agree with that.
00:15:20>> KHLOE: Enjoy Adrienne in New York, you freak of the week.
00:15:27>> KIM: We should go and get her dress from the dry cleaners and hold it captive until she gives back the ATM card.
00:15:34>> ROB: I've decided to fly back to New York to see Adrienne face-to-face.
00:15:38>> KRIS: Does she know you're coming?
00:15:39>> ROB: No, she doesn't.
00:15:57catch an.
00:15:59Patience, son.
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00:18:28>> BRUCE: Where'd these cookies come from?
00:18:29>> KHLOE: They're Armenian cookies.
00:18:31>> BRUCE: What's the difference between, like, an American cookie and an Armenian cookie?
00:18:35>> KHLOE: An Armenian made them.
00:18:37>> BRUCE: Oh, that makes them Armenian cookies?
00:18:39>> KIM: Those pants-- I mean, are you a doctor?
00:18:41>> BRUCE: Yeah.
00:18:42>> KHLOE: I mean, do you have a washing machine?
00:18:44They're filthy.
00:18:44>> BRUCE: They are, but I've been working all day, moving stuff for your mother.
00:18:48>> KHLOE: Don't you have any, like, balls?
00:18:50>> BRUCE: No, not with her.
00:18:51>> KHLOE: Apparently not.
00:18:52They're in the blender.
00:18:53>> KIM: Balls in a blender.
00:18:54(laughs) >> KHLOE: Balls in a blender.
00:18:55Kris already has your balls in a blender.
00:18:57>> BRUCE: I know.
00:18:58Well, what are you gonna do?
00:18:59I'm... (laughs) I'm scared of her!
00:19:01>> KHLOE: Honey, she's the one that walked in with a $5,000 all-black basic dress.
00:19:06Like, hello.
00:19:08>> BRUCE: Really?
00:19:09>> KHLOE: Yeah, $5,000 for one black gown.
00:19:11It wasn't even special.
00:19:13>> BRUCE: Thousands of dollars she paid, for a dress!
00:19:17Are you kidding me?!
00:19:18>> KIM: We've got to get her back.
00:19:19I don't know how, but...
00:19:23>> BRUCE: Maybe I should trade in the dress or something, huh?
00:19:26>> KIM (gasps): Wait, I have the best idea!
00:19:28>> KHLOE & BRUCE: What?
00:19:29>> KIM: We should go and get her dress from the dry cleaners and hold it captive until she gives back the ATM card.
00:19:35I really want to help Bruce get his financial freedom back.
00:19:39He's worked so hard.
00:19:41There's no way that my mom should have control over the money.
00:19:44>> BRUCE: So we get her dress from the cleaners, and we hold her hostage.
00:19:49I like it. I'm in.
00:19:56♪♪ ♪♪
00:20:05>> SCOTT: I'm gonna show Kourtney that I'm gonna be there for whatever she needs, whenever she needs it.
00:20:21>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
00:20:22>> SCOTT: Hello, hello.
00:20:24>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing?
00:20:25>> SCOTT: Getting this room put together.
00:20:27>> KOURTNEY: Oh, that's cute, with the animals there on the blanket.
00:20:30>> SCOTT: What about the whole crib is all done?
00:20:32>> KOURTNEY: Oh, no way.
00:20:34>> SCOTT: I never in a million years pictured myself putting a crib together.
00:20:38I know that I'm doing it for my son, and I'm taking pride in it.
00:20:42>> KOURTNEY: It's so cute that you put those animals out here like that.
00:20:45>> SCOTT: Just wanted you to be happy.
00:20:47>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
00:20:48It makes me happy.
00:20:49(laughs) ♪♪ ♪♪
00:21:02>> KHLOE: Our mission is to teach Kris a lesson and give Bruce his balls back for life.
00:21:07So, we're here.
00:21:15>> KIM: Hi. We are picking up a dress under "Kris Jenner." >> Okay.
00:21:18>> KIM: We're just gonna take this dress.
00:21:20>> KHLOE: Thank you.
00:21:21>> KIM: You can charge it to her.
00:21:22>> KHLOE: Yeah, charge it to her account. Bye.
00:21:24>> KIM: Bye-bye.
00:21:25>> KHLOE: Bruce, got it.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:27>> KIM: Mission accomplished.
00:21:29>> BRUCE: Right.
00:21:30Should we wait here, or what?
00:21:31>> KHLOE: Yeah, we're gonna wait here.
00:21:33She said she's on her way.
00:21:34>> BRUCE: I feel like it's, like, we're the cops.
00:21:36We're on stakeout.
00:21:37This is wonderful.
00:21:38>> KHLOE: This is a stakeout.
00:21:39>> BRUCE: This is the stakeout?
00:21:43>> KHLOE: So, now that we're playing a waiting game...
00:21:44>> BRUCE: All right, I can't see.
00:21:46I'm gonna move up to the front seat.
00:21:49>> KHLOE: Oh, sorry.
00:21:54>> BRUCE: All right, where is she?
00:21:56And I think you should make...
00:21:58Oh, you got the phone call already?
00:21:59>> KHLOE: Yeah.
00:22:00>> BRUCE: Okay.
00:22:02>> KHLOE: Come on, Kris.
00:22:03>> BRUCE: Come on, Kris.
00:22:07>> KHLOE: Here we are at a stakeout, and literally it's been an hour, Kris is still not here, my ass is numb-- I mean, being a spy is really hard.
00:22:18>> BRUCE: There... she's parking.
00:22:20>> KHLOE: Oh... yeah.
00:22:22(laughing) You don't need to show 'em that.
00:22:34>> BRUCE: All right, call her.
00:22:35Now.
00:22:36(line ringing) >> KRIS (over phone): Hello?
00:22:43>> KHLOE: Kris Jenner...
00:22:45we have taken your dress from the cleaners.
00:22:49If you want it back wrinkle-free, you will listen to the following instructions.
00:22:54Do you hear me?
00:22:55Get in the vehicle.
00:22:57Make sure you are not followed.
00:22:58Meet us at the 76 gas station on the corner.
00:23:01Meet us there.
00:23:02>> KIM: Pronto, Tonto.
00:23:03>> KRIS: Khloe, I don't have time to dillydally and play these stupid games...
00:23:05>> KHLOE: Well, we don't have time to constantly give Bruce money.
00:23:08>> KIM: Over and out.
00:23:09Be there in five.
00:23:10>> KHLOE: Over and out.
00:23:11Be there in five.
00:23:12If not, this dress is losing an entire inch off the bottom.
00:23:15Seriously?
00:23:16>> BRUCE: (laughing) >> KHLOE: Oh, my God, does she sound pissed.
00:23:21Now we have to rush back to the house and hide the dress before Kris comes home.
00:23:32Get the dress.
00:23:33We've got to hide it before Mom gets home.
00:23:35>> KIM: All right, I got it.
00:23:36>> KHLOE: Come on.
00:23:37>> BRUCE: You got to be kidding me.
00:23:39(line rings) >> KRIS: Hello?
00:23:40>> KHLOE: Mission aborted.
00:23:42You may now go to your house now.
00:23:45>> KIM: We are waiting.
00:23:46>> KRIS: What do you need?
00:23:47>> KIM: Bring a wad of cash.
00:23:48>> KHLOE: I just hung up on her.
00:23:50(Bruce laughs) >> KHLOE: Okay, now let's wait it out.
00:23:53>> BRUCE: We'll just wait it out-- she'll come back.
00:23:56>> KHLOE: I need Midol.
00:23:58>> BRUCE (laughs): All right, I'll wait down here.
00:24:01My God, she's gonna kill me.
00:24:04♪♪ ♪♪
00:24:10Kris is on her way back.
00:24:12Kris really doesn't like practical jokes, especially when she's the victim.
00:24:15I don't know how she's gonna handle this thing.
00:24:17Aren't you nervous?
00:24:18You guys are, like, not paying any attention.
00:24:20>> KHLOE: No, we're not nervous.
00:24:21>> BRUCE: I'm the one that's gonna catch hell for this.
00:24:22>> KIM: Why are we nervous?
00:24:23What do we care?
00:24:24>> KHLOE: We're gonna cut the (bleep) out of that dress if she tries to pull any crap with us.
00:24:28>> BRUCE: We've got her driving all over town.
00:24:30>> KHLOE & KIM: Who cares?
00:24:31>> KIM: She stole your ATM card.
00:24:33>> KHLOE: This is why you're a little be-yotch and she has your balls in a... in a device.
00:24:37In a thing.
00:24:38>> BRUCE: A vice.
00:24:39It's called a vice.
00:24:40>> KHLOE: Okay, a vice.
00:24:40>> BRUCE: There you go.
00:24:41You got it.
00:24:42>> KOURTNEY: Why are you scared of her?
00:24:44>> BRUCE: I'm scared to death of her.
00:24:46>> KHLOE: Do you even have a saus-eege anymore, or did she cut it off?
00:24:49>> BRUCE (laughs): Eh, what's left of it.
00:24:52♪♪ ♪♪
00:25:01>> KRIS: Are you guys serious?
00:25:03Where's my dress?
00:25:04Listen, I've been... I have things to do.
00:25:07I can't play scavenger hunt all day long.
00:25:09I need my dress, because...
00:25:10(Kris, Kim and Khloe talking) >> BRUCE: Hold it! Hold it!
00:25:12Everybody stop! Hold it!
00:25:15Bitch, I want my damn ATM card!
00:25:20>> KRIS: If this is what you really want to do, and if this is what you think is gonna get her to respond to you, then I think you should go.
00:25:28>> KIM: So, what's, like, your plan?
00:25:30>> ROB: I'll probably hit her up when I'm out there.
00:25:32>> KIM: I'm just afraid if you go to New York, you'll come back hurt.
00:28:11it.
00:28:11Bitch, I want my damn ATM card!
00:28:14>> KHLOE: Yeah, be-yotch!
00:28:15(laughing) >> BRUCE: Was that good?
00:28:18Was that good?
00:28:18>> KRIS: It's not funny.
00:28:19Give me my dress.
00:28:20>> BRUCE: Was I standing up to her?
00:28:22>> KRIS: Give me my dress.
00:28:23>> BRUCE: I want...
00:28:23Where's the ATM card?
00:28:24>> KHLOE: Oh, he's mad now.
00:28:25>> BRUCE: Get my card. Come on!
00:28:27>> KRIS: If you give me the dress first.
00:28:28>> BRUCE: See? Wasn't I good?
00:28:29Didn't I stand up to her?
00:28:30>> KRIS: You know, you're ridiculous...
00:28:31>> BRUCE: Where's the ATM card?
00:28:32>> KRIS: No. Give me the dress, and I'll give you the card.
00:28:35>> KIM: No, give him the card...
00:28:36>> KHLOE: Bruce, don't you dare put those balls back in that vice, Bruce.
00:28:40>> KRIS: This family is so dysfunctional.
00:28:42We're fighting over a $4,000 Chanel dress.
00:28:44Where's the dress?
00:28:45>> BRUCE: Show me...
00:28:46>> KRIS: Just show me where the dress is.
00:28:48>> BRUCE: You got to find it.
00:28:49>> KIM: Look for it...
00:28:50>> KHLOE: Go look for it...
00:28:51>> KRIS: Really?
00:28:52Oh, now I'm on another one of your little scavenger hunts?
00:28:55You go to the cleaners and hijack my dress?
00:28:57You guys are out of your minds.
00:28:59No wonder I drink.
00:29:00>> KIM: Your yappity voice is giving me a headache!
00:29:02>> BRUCE: Show me the ATM, and I'll show you where the dress is.
00:29:05>> KRIS: No. This isn't funny.
00:29:06>> BRUCE: Give me the card, and I'll give you hints.
00:29:07Give me the card.
00:29:08Give me the card.
00:29:09>> KRIS: Stop it.
00:29:10You're really annoying.
00:29:11>> BRUCE: Card. Card. Card.
00:29:12>> KRIS: This isn't getting old.
00:29:13Bruce, come on.
00:29:14>> BRUCE: Give me the card.
00:29:15>> KRIS: No. Where's the dress?
00:29:16>> BRUCE: First of all, here you go-- honey, honey, honey...
00:29:18>> KRIS: What? What?
00:29:19>> BRUCE: ...honey, stop, stop.
00:29:20Here's the deal, okay?
00:29:21>> KRIS: Yeah.
00:29:22>> BRUCE: If I'm cutting back, you're cutting back, too.
00:29:24Okay? It's just fair.
00:29:25>> KRIS: Where's my dress?
00:29:26>> BRUCE: Give me the ATM, and I'll show you where the dress is.
00:29:29>> KRIS: I'll give you the ATM card at the same time you hand me my dress.
00:29:33I'm not handing over the ATM card...
00:29:35>> BRUCE: I want to see the ATM card.
00:29:36>> KRIS: I want to see the dress-- and it better be in perfect condition.
00:29:40>> BRUCE: All right.
00:29:41Here's the deal.
00:29:43There's the dress.
00:29:43>> KRIS: Mm-hmm.
00:29:44>> BRUCE: Okay?
00:29:45>> KRIS: Okay.
00:29:46>> BRUCE: There's the dress, and... where's the ATM card?
00:29:49>> KRIS: Is it wrinkled?
00:29:50>> BRUCE: No, it's not wrinkled at all.
00:29:51Ooh, there it is, huh?
00:29:53Okay, I'll tell you what?
00:29:55Ready?
00:29:55>> KRIS: Just give me...
00:29:56give me the dress. (laughs) >> BRUCE: Give me the ATM...
00:29:58>> KRIS: No, at the same time.
00:29:58>> BRUCE: That's right, put it out.
00:30:00>> KRIS: You better give it to me.
00:30:02>> BRUCE: I will.
00:30:02It's right here.
00:30:03>> KRIS: Swear? Swear?
00:30:04>> BRUCE: Right here.
00:30:06Fair deal. All right.
00:30:07>> KRIS: All right.
00:30:08>> BRUCE: I'm gonna go to the hobby store. See ya.
00:30:10>> KHLOE: Yay!
00:30:12Whoo! Yay!
00:30:14>> KIM: You got your card!
00:30:15>> BRUCE: Good work, girls!
00:30:16Good work! All right! Good work!
00:30:18>> KRIS: Don't get so excited-- it has a $2,000 limit!
00:30:37>> ROB: I've decided to fly back to New York to see Adrienne face-to-face and just tell her how I feel, and I know I've told her that hundreds of times, but to really show her and go to her door.
00:30:48I don't want her to move on and start a whole new relationship and forget what we had.
00:30:56>> KRIS: Does she know you're coming?
00:30:57>> ROB: No, she doesn't.
00:30:59>> KRIS: What are you going to do, you're just going to show up?
00:31:03>> ROB: Yeah, I'm going to show up, Mom, and I'm going to try and make things right instead of just sitting here and being miserable every single day and...
00:31:10>> KRIS: I know you are, Rob.
00:31:11>> ROB: And it's not...
00:31:12It's not okay, so...
00:31:14>> KRIS: If this is what you really want to do, and if this is what you think is going to get her to respond to you, then I think you should go.
00:31:20>> ROB: I believe that she's the one for me, I truly do.
00:31:24And so, you know, I'm a big believer in that.
00:31:27>> KRIS: I think that you should go tell her how you feel so that you know that you did everything you could to see if this could work out.
00:31:35Rob's always telling Adrienne, "I love you," and "I miss you," and, "I'm sorry." Well, okay, get on the plane and go get your girl.
00:31:43I really do, Rob.
00:31:44I think you're doing the right thing.
00:31:47♪♪ ♪♪
00:32:01>> KOURTNEY: Scott and I go to a Lamaze class together.
00:32:04>> TEACHER: Back labor is when the baby's back of the head is pushing on your maternal spine.
00:32:09So I'm going to demonstrate.
00:32:11Got your tennis ball?
00:32:12Tell me if this hurts, okay?
00:32:13But it should feel nice.
00:32:14You're going to get in there.
00:32:16>> SCOTT: Of course.
00:32:16>> TEACHER: All across and you're going to give as much pressure with that ball as she says.
00:32:23♪♪ ♪♪
00:32:31>> TEACHER: Everything is gentle in and gentle out.
00:32:34♪♪ ♪♪
00:32:39>> TEACHER: So I want you to take a deep breath through your nose.
00:32:44Open your mouth and relax it.
00:32:46♪♪ ♪♪
00:32:55>> KOURTNEY: I believe that everything's going to be okay.
00:32:58We're both totally on the same page now, and just moving forward in the right direction.
00:33:04♪♪ ♪♪
00:33:14♪♪ ♪♪
00:33:23>> KIM: So, what's, like, your plan?
00:33:25Like, where are you going to stay?
00:33:27>> ROB: When I get there, I'm just going to go get a hotel room and, uh, I'll probably hit her up when I'm out there, and just let her know, like, "Look, I'm out here.
00:33:35I came out here to see you, and like, I'm being for real." >> KIM: I'm just afraid if you go to New York, you'll come back hurt.
00:33:42As much as I don't agree with Rob going to New York, I really get what Rob is going through because I used to go and fly to see Reggie when we were broken up.
00:33:51He's my little brother.
00:33:52I'm going to support him no matter what.
00:33:55(cell phone ringing) >> KIM: Hey, okay.
00:33:59I am just taking Rob to the airport.
00:34:03I'm going to call you as soon as I'm done.
00:34:05Bye.
00:34:06>> ROB: I just got this email from Adrienne.
00:34:08>> KIM: What?
00:34:09What does it say?
00:34:10>> ROB: Wait, pull over.
00:34:12All of a sudden, I get an email.
00:34:14>> KIM: What's going on?
00:34:15Why are you making me pull over?
00:34:17>> ROB: Because I just got an email that's from her.
00:37:08>> ROB: I just got this email from Adrienne.
00:37:10>> KIM: What?
00:37:11What does it say?
00:37:12>> ROB: Wait, pull over.
00:37:14>> KIM: What's going on?
00:37:14Why are you making me pull over?
00:37:16>> ROB: Because I just got an email that's from her.
00:37:19"Don't take this email the wrong way, but this is from the new man in her life." >> KIM: What?
00:37:25>> ROB: Yeah.
00:37:26"We're trying to start off on the right note and you're really not making it easy.
00:37:30Her Blackberry goes off every minute and it's you almost every time.
00:37:34I can't imagine what you guys really have to discuss after all this time.
00:37:38It's honestly annoying and unhealthy for our relationship.
00:37:41I respect what you guys had in the past, but according to her, it's clearly over.
00:37:47Thanks, Dogs1." >> KIM: Why can't she have the, like, guts to tell you herself?
00:37:54I'm turning around.
00:37:55Like, you're not even going to New York.
00:37:57I'm sorry.
00:37:57>> ROB: You just...
00:37:58>> KIM: On our way to the airport, on our way to the airport, you get an email from him, like, "Sorry." But this isn't the biggest sign?
00:38:06>> ROB: I've done every single thing.
00:38:08I've made myself look like an idiot.
00:38:10I made myself, you know...
00:38:12>> KIM: And that's what you do for someone that you love.
00:38:15You do it and if you've tried everything you can, and they're not, you know, giving you back what you need in return...
00:38:21>> ROB: And it sucks.
00:38:22>> KIM: After you've tried everything, then now you know you have to move on.
00:38:25And this was the biggest sign ever.
00:38:27>> ROB: As hard as it is to let go of the love of my life, I needed to learn that cheating isn't acceptable.
00:38:33I'll never, ever do this to my wife, to my future girlfriend.
00:38:37It sucks so much and I'm, like, in so much pain, but I have to move on and it just... sucks.
00:38:45I just...
00:38:46I'm, like...
00:38:48I just can't believe that, like, I loved her so much.
00:38:52♪♪ ♪♪
00:39:11(wind howling) >> BRUCE: All right, we're here.
00:39:26>> KRIS: Okay, show me your fabulous toy store, honey.
00:39:30>> BRUCE: Come on.
00:39:31>> KRIS: I feel really bad.
00:39:32I really didn't look at the big picture of Bruce's spending, so I have the perfect way to make this whole thing up to Bruce.
00:39:40>> BRUCE: I'm very excited about this.
00:39:42Don't dampen my enthusiasm.
00:39:43It's like a good pair of Manolo Blahniks.
00:39:46>> KRIS: Knock yourself out.
00:39:47>> BRUCE: Think of it that way.
00:39:49We need that in the house.
00:39:50The kids would like that.
00:39:51>> KRIS: No, we don't need that in the house.
00:39:53Okay, show me what the 700 looks like.
00:39:55>> BRUCE: Well, there it is, honey.
00:39:57>> KRIS: It's beautiful.
00:39:58>> BRUCE: And you're buying it for me.
00:40:00>> KRIS: Okay, great.
00:40:01I'm happy to do that.
00:40:02All right, so how much is this helicopter?
00:40:05>> CLERK: Close to $3,000.
00:40:06>> Kris: $3,000?
00:40:07>> CLERK: Mm-hmm.
00:40:08>> Kris: $3,000?
00:40:09>> CLERK: Yeah.
00:40:10>> KRIS: For this-- For this toy?
00:40:12>> BRUCE: Well, it's not a toy, honey, this is a very sophisticated piece of equipment.
00:40:16I mean, this is like what the pros use.
00:40:19>> KRIS: There you go, honey.
00:40:20>> BRUCE: Throw it down.
00:40:21>> KRIS: Have a good time.
00:40:22>> BRUCE: Thanks.
00:40:23(clerks chuckling) >> KRIS: You work really hard and you deserve to have what you want and to have fun in life and this is your hobby, so go for it.
00:40:29I think it's cool.
00:40:30>> BRUCE: All right.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:33I have no problem with that.
00:40:35I guarantee, no matter what I spend here, it's a lot less than what you do.
00:40:39>> KRIS: Honey, I think it's good you put your foot down.
00:40:42I think actually, you getting mad at me was actually kind of sexy.
00:40:45>> BRUCE: Really?
00:40:46>> KRIS: Yeah.
00:40:46>> BRUCE: I got to try that more often.
00:40:48>> KRIS: I know, you ought to try that more often.
00:40:49Get your toy and let's go.
00:40:51>> BRUCE: Okay, thank you.
00:40:52Thank you, honey.
00:40:53>> KRIS: Let's go, baby.
00:40:54>> BRUCE: You're so sweet, honey.
00:40:55>> KRIS: I know.
00:40:56So are you.
00:40:57>> BRUCE: See you guys later.
00:40:58I promise I won't crash it.
00:40:59>> KRIS: Bye, everybody.
00:41:00Thank you!
00:41:04>> KHLOE: So, are we not going to the movies?
00:41:07'Cause no one's doing anything.
00:41:08I don't get it.
00:41:08>> ROB: I'm actually trying to save this movie for this date that I have.
00:41:12>> KHLOE: Yeah, right.
00:41:13Well, what?
00:41:14When did you meet her?
00:41:15I'm so proud of you.
00:41:16>> ROB: Look, she gave this to me at Katsuya.
00:41:19An Armenian girl.
00:41:22>> KHLOE: "Call me. Violet." With a happy face.
00:41:24So, by going on this movie date, does that mean you are over Adrienne?
00:41:29>> ROB: I mean, it's my way of getting over her.
00:41:32>> KHLOE: I told you.
00:41:33Cutting yourself off from the outside world and, like, waiting for Adrienne, that's never going to do anything for you.
00:41:38So, wait.
00:41:39So that means no movie for us.
00:41:40>> ROB: No, it isn't.
00:41:42>> KHLOE: You're saving it?
00:41:43>> SCOTT: We could still go, Khlo.
00:41:44>> KYLIE: Can I come?
00:41:45>> KHLOE: We'll all just go.
00:41:46>> ROB: Yeah.
00:41:47>> KHLOE: Well, Rob, I'm so happy you're moving on.
00:41:50>> ROB: There's more love out there.
00:41:52>> KHLOE: There is and it begins with us.
00:41:55>> ROB: With Kylie.
00:41:56>> KHLOE: Kylie, don't go to him.
00:41:58Kylie, pick or choose, now.
00:42:00>> KYLIE: You're mean to me.
00:42:01>> KHLOE: I'm mean?
00:42:02>> KYLIE: Robert would never-- >> ROB: All right, all right, all right.
00:42:04>> KHLOE: You're dead, Kylie.
00:42:09>> KRIS: Next onKeeping Up With the Kardashians: >> KIM: I found the dog walking around in Calabasas.
00:42:12>> WOMAN: She has a condition called pyometra.
00:42:15>> KIM: I can't watch that.
00:42:16>> ROB: Just do it, bro.
00:42:18>> BRUCE: Rob moving back in-- not a good thing.
00:42:22Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?!
00:42:23I'm sick and tired of you babying this little kid.
00:42:25>> KRIS: I don't baby him.
00:42:26>> BRUCE: He's 22 years old!
00:42:30Kardashians: >> BRUCE: We'll have a charity boxing event with the family.
00:42:33People bid on us and the highest bidder gets to fight each one.
00:42:37>> EMCEE: Kim Kardashian!
00:42:45>> KRIS: This is not what we signed up for!
00:42:49(no audio) (crowd cheering) >> KRIS: Bruce is speaking here tonight.
00:43:10We all support what everyone in our family does.
00:43:13Tonight is a very special night because Bruce is being honored by the Boys & Girls Club of America.
00:43:19The whole family's been invited to be here tonight to show support for the organization and for Bruce.
00:43:24Hello?
00:43:25>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Mom.
00:43:26>> KRIS: Hey, Kourt.
00:43:27What's going on?
00:43:28Where are you?
00:43:32"At the mall with Scott"?
00:43:39"Target"?
00:43:39Kourtney, you're supposed to be at this dinner with us tonight here.
00:43:42They're honoring Bruce and it's rude.
00:43:46I'll just tell Bruce that you couldn't make it 'cause you're at Target.
00:43:51Khloe, where are you?
00:43:56Why couldn't you just show up for Bruce?
00:43:58It's, like, unreal.
00:44:04I just wanted to confirm you weren't coming, Khloe, and I'm sorry to put pressure on you, but I'm so disappointed.
00:44:09>> BRUCE: Charity is so important, that we give something back.
00:44:13And to not have these girls show up when they have been so blessed in their lives, really disappoints me.
00:44:20>> HOST: Let's welcome Bruce Jenner!
00:44:23(applause) >> BRUCE: Thank you very much.
00:44:27It is so important that so many young people that are out there, provided with the right opportunity...
00:44:36...having tremendous opportunity that they can really survive and grow.
00:44:41It is so important that we support our children in our community.
00:44:45>> KRIS: I don't see Kim, Kourtney, or Khloe.
00:44:48Let's talk about support.
00:44:50Yeah, support, support...
00:44:53Captioning sponsored by Bunim-murray productions >> KIM: Don't touch that, please.
00:45:03>> KHLOE: This is some sick...
00:45:04>> KOURTNEY: You can be a horse for Halloween.
00:45:09>> KHLOE: Hit her.
00:45:09>> KIM: You guys, stop.
00:45:11>> KHLOE: Choky!
00:45:12>> KIM: Ow!
00:45:14You're really choking me!
00:45:16Stop! Ow!
00:45:18>> KHLOE: It's hair!
00:45:20Don't touch my sister!
00:45:22>> KIM (laughing): Khloe.
00:45:24>> KHLOE: Come on.
00:45:24>> KIM: No, seriously, Khloe, stop.
00:45:26Stop. It's not funny anymore.
00:45:27You're stretching out my jeans.
00:45:28>> KHLOE: Kim...
00:45:29>> KIM: Khloe, you stretched them out!
00:45:30Like, a lot!
00:45:32Kourtney and Khloe roughhouse all the time.
00:45:34It's just not what I like to do.
00:45:36I don't like to be touched and picked up and hit and slammed on the ground.
00:45:40It's just not my thing.
00:45:41You just ruined my jeans.
00:45:43>> KOURTNEY: Your ass is huge.
00:45:44It's fine.
00:45:45>> KHLOE: I mean, you're so, like, not fun.
00:45:48>> KIM: Who cares?
00:45:49I'm not trying to be fun.
00:45:50What do I care?
00:45:51>> KHLOE: You just want to be a boring whore your whole life?
00:45:54>> KIM: Yeah.
00:45:56>> KOURTNEY: Let's go.
00:45:58(Khloe exclaims) >> KIM: It's not funny.
00:45:59(Kourtney and Khloe laughing) >> BRUCE: Sometimes, I can get so disappointed with these girls.
00:46:11The other night, the Boys & Girls Club-- I mean, I was, like, devastated that nobody showed up.
00:46:14They all said-- every one of them said-- that they would be there.
00:46:17Now, I think Kimberly had a good excuse; at least she was working.
00:46:20Not fair to the charities.
00:46:21I am so disappointed.
00:46:22I really feel like I have to come up with some charity that the whole family can get involved with to show these kids that we've got to help out other people.
00:46:30All right, I'm doing the dishes.
00:46:31>> KRIS: I'm going to open a bottle of wine.
00:46:33>> BRUCE: Of course you are!
00:46:44>> KOURTNEY: Hey, doll.
00:46:45Guess what we're doing tomorrow.
00:46:46My mom's friend was over, and she had her three kids over.
00:46:50She was like, "I never get to do anything." Like her and her husband, they don't have any help.
00:46:55So my mom was joking around that you and I should baby-sit.
00:46:59Like, Scott...
00:47:01>> SCOTT: Why?
00:47:01>> KOURTNEY: Why shouldn't we?
00:47:02You...
00:47:03>> SCOTT: I'll tell you one good reason why not.
00:47:05>> KOURTNEY: Why?
00:47:05>> SCOTT: I'm not a baby-sitter.
00:47:06>> KOURTNEY: But you've never been around kids, and we're about to have one any day...
00:47:09>> SCOTT: Exactly why.
00:47:11I'm not an experienced baby-sitter.
00:47:12I'm not going to start now baby-sitting other people's kids.
00:47:14>> KOURTNEY: I mean, I'm going to be there, too.
00:47:16Like, I'm sure...
00:47:17>> SCOTT: So, can you handle it?
00:47:18>> KOURTNEY: I'm sure I have maternal instincts.
00:47:20>> SCOTT: So, what are you saying, I don't?
00:47:21>> KOURTNEY: Exactly, so...
00:47:22>> SCOTT: I'm good!
00:47:23I don't need to prove it!
00:47:24>> KOURTNEY: So you have to prove it to me.
00:47:25>> SCOTT: I need to prove it to you?
00:47:27How old's this one kid?
00:47:28>> KOURTNEY: It'll be fun.
00:47:28There's three kids.
00:47:29>> SCOTT: Three?
00:47:30>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
00:47:30>> SCOTT: I'm not running a petting zoo.
00:47:32You've lost your mind.
00:47:33>> KOURTNEY: I already said "yes." The kids are coming.
00:47:35Love it and enjoy it.
00:47:36>> SCOTT: Okay, I love you.
00:47:37Watch me be a better baby-sitter than you are.
00:47:47>> ROBERT: Oh!
00:47:48Are you okay in there, buddy?
00:47:50I'm Rob.
00:47:51What's your name?
00:47:52>> KHLOE: Rocky! R-r-rocky!
00:47:54>> SCOTT: Rock-O!
00:47:55>> BRUCE: Time for a family meeting.
00:47:57Let's get everybody together.
00:47:58I finally come up with an idea that I think is going to work to give something back to this community.
00:48:03>> KIM: So, what's going on?
00:48:04Why are we all here?
00:48:05>> BRUCE: You know, last week at the Boys & Girls Club-- it was upsetting.
00:48:08We just didn't do it right.
00:48:09But I think it's really important, me, as kind of the dad of the family, to be able to bring the family together and kind of keep us grounded.
00:48:17So, I came up with this idea.
00:48:19And basically what it is, is...
00:48:22Uh, we'll have a charity boxing event with the family.
00:48:28>> KIM: What?
00:48:29>> BRUCE: I'm trying to raise a lot of money for charity-- the Dream Foundation, an absolutely great organization.
00:48:34And then, I was out playing golf with a friend of mine, who actually works for TKO, and he puts these boxing events on.
00:48:40And I thought to myself, You know what?
00:48:43That is something so different.
00:48:44It'll get so much attention, and it's something that the kids would never do.
00:48:50What people do is they bid on us, and the highest bidder gets to fight each one of us.
00:48:55Now...
00:48:56>> KRIS: "The highest bidder"?
00:48:56>> KIM: One could be, like, a serial killer.
00:48:58>> SCOTT: A soul assassin.
00:48:59>> BRUCE: Well...
00:49:00>> KRIS: So, someone could beat the (bleep) out of one of us if they pay enough money?
00:49:03>> SCOTT:Vatos locos.
00:49:04>> BRUCE: Yeah, basically.
00:49:06I'm telling ya, a bunch of chickens.
00:49:08We're not fighting professional boxers.
00:49:10We're fighting, you know, people that are doing this for charity.
00:49:13They got all the protection.
00:49:14It's going to be sanctioned by the athletic commission.
00:49:16There's going to be referees.
00:49:17Come on!
00:49:18Kourtney, I know you would do it, but you're pregnant.
00:49:21You're out.
00:49:22Honey, you got that bad neck.
00:49:23You're out.
00:49:24So, it's going to be Kim, Scott, Rob, me...
00:49:28>> KIM: There's no way that I'm boxing.
00:49:30>> KOURTNEY: Why?
00:49:30>> BRUCE: Oh, come on, you'll box.
00:49:32>> KIM: There is absolutely no way-- I don't care if it's for a charity or not-- that anyone is going to make me fight.
00:49:38>> KRIS: She is not Sugar Ray Leonard!
00:49:40She's not boxing.
00:49:41>> BRUCE: She'll be...
00:49:42She'll box.
00:49:43>> KOURTNEY: People want to beat the (bleep) out of you.
00:49:51>> KIM: Whatever money they think-- how about this?
00:49:53>> BRUCE: You can't buy your way out of this thing.
00:49:55You cannot...
00:49:55>> KIM: Whatever money, I'll pay the Dream Foundation double.
00:49:58>> SCOTT: Kourt!
00:49:59>> KOURTNEY: Yeah?
00:49:59>> SCOTT: Why don't you hold this little one?
00:50:01>> KOURTNEY: No thanks.
00:50:02I'm not trying to insult Scott, but he can use the experience.
00:50:06>> SCOTT: Oh, my God!
00:50:08>> KRIS (over P.A.): Bruce ta-da!
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00:51:07X >> KRIS (over P.A.): Bruce Jenner, come to the office, please.
00:52:55Bruce Jenner to the office.
00:52:57Thank you.
00:53:01Hey, honey.
00:53:01>> BRUCE: Should I shut the door?
00:53:03>> KRIS: Yeah.
00:53:03>> BRUCE: Yeah.
00:53:04What did I do now?
00:53:05>> KRIS: Okay, listen, I really feel uncomfortable about the fact that all of you are doing this big fight, this boxing match.
00:53:14>> BRUCE: What's wrong with it?
00:53:15>> KRIS: I think that...
00:53:15Kimberly...
00:53:16>> BRUCE: It's going to be sanctioned.
00:53:18>> KRIS: No...
00:53:18>> BRUCE: I mean, there, there's officials.
00:53:20They got gloves on.
00:53:21They got protection.
00:53:21Nothing's going to happen.
00:53:22>> KRIS: Really? Bruce, you're 60 years old.
00:53:24>> BRUCE: Me?!
00:53:24>> KRIS: You're going to be 60 years old in five minutes.
00:53:26Yeah, you.
00:53:27>> BRUCE: What I got left over is more than what most people ever had.
00:53:30>> KRIS: You just feel like you have something to prove and I think your ego's getting in the way.
00:53:34Honey, I can handle anything.
00:53:35>> KRIS: Really?
00:53:36>> BRUCE: Yeah.
00:53:37Watch me.
00:53:38I'm taking no prisoners.
00:53:39See you in the ring.
00:53:53(doorbell rings) >> SARAH: Hello.
00:53:56>> SCOTT: Hello, everybody.
00:53:57>> SARAH: We're here.
00:53:59>> SCOTT: How are you doing?
00:54:00>> SARAH: Good, how are you?
00:54:01>> SCOTT: Hey, guys.
00:54:02You ready to get "sat"?
00:54:04>> KOURTNEY: My mom's friend, Sarah, is dropping off her kids, and I'm really looking forward to this.
00:54:09They're all super cute and nice.
00:54:11>> SCOTT: Here's some flat water, not sparkling.
00:54:13>> KOURTNEY: I'm not trying to insult Scott, but facts are facts.
00:54:16He can use the experience.
00:54:18>> SARAH: Okay, you guys have fun.
00:54:19We'll see you later.
00:54:20>> SCOTT: Okay.
00:54:21>> KOURTNEY: Bye.
00:54:22>> SARAH: Bye.
00:54:22>> KOURTNEY: Have fun.
00:54:23>> SCOTT: You'll be back in an hour?
00:54:24>> SARAH: We'll be back in around five hours.
00:54:27>> SCOTT: Hey, buddy.
00:54:27(baby cries) Calm down.
00:54:32Tell me what the problem is and I'll fix it.
00:54:34I'm a problem-fixer.
00:54:36Hey. Hey, buddy.
00:54:37Kourt!
00:54:43>> KHLOE: I'm thinking I'm going back to Miami for a couple months.
00:54:46>> KRIS: What?
00:54:47>> KHLOE: I mean, we basically started that store and then left.
00:54:51And we haven't been back since.
00:54:52>> KRIS: Well, would Kourtney go back?
00:54:54>> KHLOE: Duh!
00:54:55As soon as that baby pops out, she's going to have to get out of here.
00:54:58>> KRIS: Every time I had a baby, I didn't run to another state, especially 3,000 miles away.
00:55:02>> KHLOE: Yeah, you were...
00:55:03You were married and a bore.
00:55:05What do you think Scott and Kourtney are doing with those babies?
00:55:09>> KRIS: The fact that she's at the house right now with three kids is beyond.
00:55:12>> KHLOE: Do you think Scott knows how to change diapers?
00:55:15>> KRIS: No.
00:55:16>> KHLOE: And he's probably wearing a three-piece suit over there.
00:55:20(baby crying) >> SCOTT: Kourt!
00:55:22>> KOURTNEY: Yeah?
00:55:23>> SCOTT: Why don't you hold this little one?
00:55:24>> KOURTNEY: Um, no, thanks.
00:55:26Okay, let's...
00:55:27You guys, you want to sit down on the table right here?
00:55:30>> SCOTT: How long do I do this for?
00:55:33Hello?
00:55:34>> KOURTNEY: A while.
00:55:35>> SCOTT: What does that mean, "a while"?
00:55:37>> KOURTNEY: Okay, how are your cookies?
00:55:38Delicious?
00:55:39Good.
00:55:41>> SCOTT: I've got to call a baby-sitter.
00:55:43>> KRIS: You can't just shove a bunch of food down a baby's air pipe.
00:55:46They'll get sick and throw up.
00:55:48>> KHLOE: And she'll throw up on them.
00:55:49>> KRIS: Kourtney used to throw up on me all the time.
00:55:52>> KHLOE: Well, duh, she was a baby.
00:55:54Kourtney's going to go, "Excuse me.
00:55:56Will you just pick up your bottle and eat?
00:55:58What do you need me to help you for?" Kourtney's going to be so mean.
00:56:01>> KRIS: You have to give her more credit than that.
00:56:03She's not going to be like that.
00:56:04(baby cries) >> KOURTNEY: Don't pull my hair.
00:56:08>> KHLOE: "Oh, my God, baby.
00:56:10What is this doing for you?
00:56:11I mean, does it really help, your tears?
00:56:14Like, what do these tears mean?" >> SCOTT: Doll, what are you doing over there?
00:56:17>> KOURTNEY: I don't know, but he's pulling my hair.
00:56:21>> KHLOE: "Stop it, now.
00:56:23Stop crying." >> KOURTNEY: You look very uncomfortable.
00:56:26He's crying.
00:56:28>> KHLOE: You know she's afraid to hold a baby.
00:56:30>> KRIS: Well, wait till the baby comes.
00:56:31She's going to be speed-dialing my house.
00:56:33Like a crack addict.
00:56:35(baby crying) >> KOURTNEY: Scott.
00:56:38>> SCOTT: What in God's name?
00:56:39>> KOURTNEY: Help me.
00:56:40Okay.
00:56:41>> SCOTT: Oh, my God!
00:56:43One minute with this little guy.
00:56:44You guys all right over there?
00:56:46You guys-- where are you guys?
00:56:48You guys are good, right?
00:56:49>> KOURTNEY: This is so, so, so...
00:56:53>> SCOTT: He needs his formula.
00:56:54Can you get on it already?
00:56:55>> KOURTNEY: Touching someone else's breast milk-- do you understand how gross that is?
00:57:01This is so disgusting.
00:57:02And this is not stuff that I want to be doing.
00:57:05>> SCOTT: All right.
00:57:06All right.
00:57:07Now we're talking.
00:57:09This kid's going to work here.
00:57:11Kourt, you're doing great.
00:57:13Thanks.
00:57:13>> KOURTNEY: No prob.
00:57:21>> KIM: Hey.
00:57:23>> BRUCE: Doing a drive-by.
00:57:24>> KIM: What are you doing here?
00:57:26>> BRUCE: What am I doing here?
00:57:27I heard you weren't too excited about my boxing idea, so...
00:57:30Ah, the big draw for the boxing match is going to be Kim.
00:57:33I mean, who wouldn't want to see Kim get into a boxing ring?
00:57:36I've got to convince her that she can do it.
00:57:38>> KIM: I have business and stuff.
00:57:40I have, like, my Carl's Jr.
00:57:41commercial in, like, two weeks.
00:57:43If someone breaks my nose, there goes my Carl's Jr. commercial.
00:57:45Whatever money they think that-- how about this?
00:57:48>> BRUCE: Can't buy your way out of this thing.
00:57:50You cannot buy your way out of this thing.
00:57:52>> KIM: ...bid on me, I'll pay the Dream Foundation double.
00:57:53So, that actually benefits the Dream Foundation.
00:57:56>> BRUCE: Yeah, the whole idea of this thing is to do something different...
00:58:00>> KIM: It's to raise money for charity, so if I pay the charity...
00:58:03>> BRUCE: ...different with the family.
00:58:04>> KIM: No, that's not...
00:58:05>> BRUCE: Yeah, something we would traditionally never do.
00:58:07You will go through this experience and you'll come out the other side a stronger person.
00:58:11>> KIM: I'm probably not going to get out of this one.
00:58:14Bruce has his mind set up that we're going to go box.
00:58:17So, fine, I agree to do it, but the first chance that I get, I'm just going to fall out on the floor and take a dive.
00:58:24You never said I had to win.
00:58:26You said I had to box.
00:58:27>> BRUCE: Okay, I'll start off with that, that you'll do it.
00:58:29And we'll work on the fighting side of it.
00:58:32>> KIM: Perfect.
00:58:32>> BRUCE: Give me a hug.
00:58:33>> KIM: I'll get in the ring.
00:58:34>> BRUCE: Overcoming your fears is good, okay.
00:58:36>> KIM: Yeah, yeah.
00:58:36>> BRUCE: And remember, when you see this coming...
00:58:39>> KIM: I'm just going to go...
00:58:40>> BRUCE: Back up or duck.

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