| 00:00:00 | HACKER: there's only one way
to find out!
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| 00:00:04 | Tune in to "Cyberchase"!
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where discoveries begin;
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| 00:00:37 | ♪♪
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| 00:00:37 | ♪♪ we're movin' we're beatin' hacker at his
game ♪♪
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| 00:00:40 | ♪♪ don't tell me that he's trying to hack
the motherboard ♪♪
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| 00:00:43 | ♪♪ we'll get him every time ♪♪
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| 00:00:44 | ♪♪ cosmic worlds, freaky places that we've
seen ♪♪
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| 00:00:48 | ♪♪ we got the power of one two three four!
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| 00:00:49 | ♪♪
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| 00:00:51 | ♪♪ runnin' in a cyberchase we'll meet him
face to face ♪♪
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| 00:00:55 | ♪♪
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| 00:01:00 | ♪♪ adventures in cyberspace ♪♪
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| 00:01:01 | just wait and c-y-b-e-r-
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| 00:01:14 | <Marbles>MOTHERBOARD! I HAVE LOCATED THE
Electro-root!
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| 00:01:17 | will arrive
soon!
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| 00:01:22 | <Cyber-Apes>(APE NOISES)
On the other hand, perhaps not.
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| 00:01:33 | <Matt> STEP ON IT, INEZ!
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| 00:01:34 | Motherboard said dr. marbles is in real trouble!
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| 00:01:36 | He's not the only one
ha ha! those kids won't know what hit them!
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| 00:01:43 | Is the shrink ray ready?
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| 00:01:45 | <Buzz> ALMOST, BOSS. HEY, DEEDEE, UH, GET
Me that bendy thing
with the hook on the end, will ya?
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| 00:01:51 | <Delete> RIGHTO, BUZZY!
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| 00:01:56 | Hey, buzzy, donuts!
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| 00:01:58 | I put 'em in
there ages ago.
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| 00:02:05 | It's hard as a rock!
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| 00:02:07 | <Hacker> FORGET THE DONUTS, YOU POTBELLIED
Page-break!
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| 00:02:11 | Fix the shrink ray!
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| 00:02:18 | !
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| 00:02:21 | <All> UH OH! YOIKES!
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| 00:02:22 | <Inez> THE GRIM WREAKER'S OUT OF CONTROL!
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| 00:02:24 | <Jackie> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAIL OUT!
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| 00:02:36 | Where are we? look at our ship!
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| 00:02:40 | <Matt> IT'S TOTALED!
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| 00:02:42 | The parts are all mixed up.
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| 00:02:43 | I can't tell our stuff from hacker's!
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| 00:02:47 | <Inez> WHERE ARE THOSE GUYS, ANYWAY?
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| 00:02:52 | <All> HACKER???
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| 00:02:53 | You'll pay for this, you troublesome tykes
!
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| 00:02:57 | Once again, we're face-to-face!
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| 00:03:00 | <Matt> WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
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| 00:03:02 | ..i'm...tiny?!
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| 00:03:07 | I can't be tiny! I'm the hacker!
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| 00:03:10 | <Buzz> LOOK, IT'S THE BOSS!
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| 00:03:12 | <Delete> THE SHRINK RAY WORKS!
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| 00:03:15 | <Buzz> OH, NOT ANYMORE!
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| 00:03:17 | <Hacker> LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME AND
My ship!
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| 00:03:20 | You and your fossilized donuts!
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| 00:03:24 | Oww
ohh.
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| 00:03:26 | !
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| 00:03:29 | Actually, it's quite easy.
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| 00:03:31 | We simply rebuild the ship's mainframe
using quilbert's theory of engineering.
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| 00:03:37 | fusing the j-peg quadrant
with a frequency modulator.
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| 00:03:40 | apply centrifugal force gently
to the fuselage.
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| 00:03:44 | <All> WHAT?!
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| 00:03:46 | <Jackie> I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THAT DONUT
Must have jarred their circuits
and made them smart!
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| 00:03:50 | if you're so smart,
put the wreaker back together so we can get
out of here!
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| 00:03:57 | <Buzz> COME, DELETE. THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE
Long at all.
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| 00:04:01 | Quite.
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| 00:04:01 | <Jackie> THOSE SMARTY-BOTS ARE GOING TO PUT
The wreaker-
back together and get to marbles before we
do!
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| 00:04:07 | Not if you find me the parts - I got the
tools.
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| 00:04:13 | ..
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| 00:04:17 | <Inez> THESE ARE ALL THE PARTS WE COULD FIND.
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| 00:04:20 | <Digit> THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE SOMEWHERE.
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| 00:04:23 | <Buzz> AH, GOOD AFTERNOON.
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| 00:04:26 | .. not so fast!
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| 00:04:30 | Ugh.
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| 00:04:31 | <Digit> YOU HAVE MY CRANK SHAFT IN YOUR
Pile!
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| 00:04:33 | <Buzz> PERHAPS. BUT I DO BELIEVE I SEE OUR
Electro-modulator
in your pile!
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| 00:04:40 | <Hacker> WELL, GO TAKE IT!
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| 00:04:43 | <Matt> NO WAY!
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| 00:04:44 | <Delete> FEAR NOT, CHILDREN. I'M CERTAIN
We can resolve this situation.
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| 00:04:46 | ! I command you, take our parts back,
now!
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| 00:04:54 | Hey! get me out of here!
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| 00:04:55 | <Delete> PERHAPS YOU'D GIVE US OUR ELECTRO-MODULATOR
In exchange for your crank shaft.
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| 00:04:59 | <Digit> IN YOUR DREAMS, BRAIN-BOY! WE'RE
Not helping you
put your ship together!
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| 00:05:05 | <Inez> BUT DIDGE, WE NEED OUR PART, TOO!
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| 00:05:08 | <Jackie> INEZ IS RIGHT. WE'LL DO IT.
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| 00:05:12 | Here.
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| 00:05:13 | <Delete> ISN'T THIS FASCINATING? WE JUST
Bartered.
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| 00:05:16 | Do you even know what bartering is?
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| 00:05:19 | <Buzz> WHEN YOU BARTER, YOU TRADE ONE THING
For another to get
fascinating concept, don't
you think?
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| 00:05:26 | Yeah, about as fascinating as my crispin
c valve
in your pile. what do you want for it?
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| 00:05:33 | <Buzz> SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WE WANT,
We're through bartering for now.
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| 00:05:39 | <Jackie> BUT WE NEED THAT VALVE!
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| 00:05:41 | But we don't need anything from you.
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| 00:05:43 | Ah, the perils of bartering. tah tah.
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| 00:05:47 | <Matt> NOW WHAT?
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| 00:05:48 | <Digit> I'LL START WORKIN' ON THE SHIP.
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| 00:05:51 | You guys keep lookin' for parts.
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| 00:05:54 | <Inez> I DON'T SEE ANYMORE PARTS.
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| 00:05:56 | <Matt> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING!
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| 00:05:58 | All I see is heat! I need something to drink!
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| 00:06:01 | <Inez> CHILL JACKS, MAYBE WE CAN GET SOMETHING
Over there.
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| 00:06:09 | <Jackie> CAN WE HAVE THREE LEMONADES, PLEASE?
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| 00:06:12 | Sure thing, hon.
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| 00:06:16 | <Inez> UM, WHAT DO WE PAY WITH?
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| 00:06:17 | <Foodlady> NO MONEY HERE, HON. JUST TRADE
For things.
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| 00:06:20 | You got anything to trade?
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| 00:06:23 | <Matt> I GOT LOTS OF STUFF.
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| 00:06:24 | <Foodlady> NO, DON'T NEED A RULER, NO PENCIL...
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| 00:06:27 | Hey, I'll take this baseball card for starters.
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| 00:06:31 | how about
a flashlight?
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| 00:06:35 | <Foodlady> NAH...I REALLY WANT THAT CARD.
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| 00:06:35 | Tell you what,
how about all three lemonades for that one
card?
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| 00:06:43 | <Jackie> MATT, C'MON! I'M THIRSTY!
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| 00:06:46 | <Matt> OKAY, DEAL.
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| 00:06:52 | <Jackie> HOW ABOUT SOME PB AND J SANDWICHES?
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| 00:06:56 | Sure thing, sweetie.
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| 00:06:58 | <Matt> WHOA, COOL! I LIKE YOUR ACTION FIGURES.
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| 00:07:00 | <Foodlady> BEEN COLLECTIN' EM EVER SINCE
I was a young'un!
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| 00:07:03 | Always looking to trade for action figures.
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| 00:07:06 | Hey, you got any for the pb and j sandwiches?
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| 00:07:08 | <Matt> NO, UH-UH. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
You'd like in exchange?
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| 00:07:12 | <Foodlady> LET'S SEE. YOU KNOW, I DON'T
See anything here I want,
.. guess you won't be eatin' sandwiches.
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| 00:07:19 | <Jackie> BUT WE'RE HUNGRY!
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| 00:07:21 | <Foodlady> SORRY, THAT'S HOW IT GOES AROUND
Here.
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| 00:07:23 | You got nuthin' I want - so no trade.
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| 00:07:27 | <Jackie> THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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| 00:07:28 | <Inez> C'MON, GUYS, WE NEED TO FIND MORE
Parts for the ship.
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| 00:07:31 | You need parts? try odds 'n ends.
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| 00:07:37 | <Jackie> ANYBODY HERE?
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| 00:07:40 | <Oddman> YE-EEESSS?!
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| 00:07:42 | <Inez> HI. DO YOU HAVE A CRISPIN C VALVE?
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| 00:07:45 | Why certainly.
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| 00:07:46 | <Matt> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GOT IT! HOW MUCH...
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| 00:07:49 | I-i mean, what do you want for it?
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| 00:07:51 | <Oddman> WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
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| 00:07:54 | ..
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| 00:07:56 | <Oddman> EH, I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS. NO
Deal.
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| 00:08:00 | <Jackie> THIS IS SOOO ONE SIDED! WE NEED
That valve but can't have it!
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| 00:08:06 | We need food but can't have it! I'm starving!
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| 00:08:11 | <Matt> TOO BAD YOU CAN'T EAT BUZZ'S DONUTS.
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| 00:08:12 | <Oddman> DONUTS?! DID YOU SAY DONUTS? I HAVEN'T
Seen a donut in ages!
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| 00:08:20 | I'll trade you the valve for the donuts!
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| 00:08:23 | <Inez> WELL, ACTUALLY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY
Donuts with us.
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| 00:08:28 | Uh, bu-but we can get some, ya!
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| 00:08:30 | they're really
old and hard.
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| 00:08:34 | <Oddman> THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE 'EM. THEY
Last forever that way!
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| 00:08:39 | <Foodlady> DID I HEAR YOU HAD DONUTS?! WHY
Didn't you say so!
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| 00:08:43 | I'll trade you anything for a donut!
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| 00:08:45 | ..lemonade...anything!
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| 00:08:48 | <Jackie> DON'T GO AWAY.
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| 00:08:50 | We'll be back with more donuts than you can
imagine!
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| 00:08:53 | <Jackie> WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE DONUTS?
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| 00:08:55 | <Matt> GOT ME. THEY WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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| 00:08:58 | <Inez> UP HERE! I FOUND SOME!
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| 00:09:01 | <Inez> LOOK AT ALL THESE DONUTS! IT'S A GOLDMINE!
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| 00:09:04 | <Jackie> NOW WE CAN TRADE FOR WHATEVER WE
Want!
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| 00:09:06 | <Buzz> I'M AFRAID NOT!
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| 00:09:08 | Those donuts belong to us.
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| 00:09:10 | <Delete> YOU SEE, WE TOO, HAVE LEARNED THAT
You can use donuts
to trade for things.
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| 00:09:16 | <Buzz> YES, LIKE PARTS FOR THE GRIM WREAKER.
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| 00:09:19 | So, we'll take the donuts, thank you.
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| 00:09:21 | <Matt> THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! C'MON, GUYS!
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| 00:09:30 | <Inez> WASN'T THERE AN ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION?
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| 00:09:35 | <Kids> OH NOOO...
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| 00:09:40 | <Kids> WHOAAA!!
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| 00:09:43 | <Matt> LEAN RIGHT!
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| 00:09:45 | <Kids> OH-OW-OH! AHHHHHHH.
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| 00:09:51 | <Digit> YIKES!
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| 00:09:52 | <Inez> SORRY, DIDGE. DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE
You.
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| 00:09:55 | <Digit> WHAT'S WITH THE DONUTS?
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| 00:09:57 | <Matt> WE FOUND A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET
A crispin c valve
for one donut!
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| 00:10:02 | <Jackie> YEAH! PEOPLE HERE REALLY VALUE
Donuts.
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| 00:10:05 | it's like munchin' a
marble!
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| 00:10:09 | <Inez> WELL, THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA - THEY
Don't won't eat them.
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| 00:10:12 | They want them to last.
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| 00:10:13 | <Matt> SO GIVE ME A LIST OF THE PARTS YOU
Need,
and we'll go trade for them!
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| 00:10:18 | <Inez> HERE YOU GO, ONE DONUT - JUST LIKE
You wanted.
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| 00:10:22 | <Oddman> AND ONE CRISPIN C VALVE FOR YOU.
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| 00:10:22 | Anything else?
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| 00:10:28 | <Matt> WE NEED ONE FETZER BOLT.
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| 00:10:30 | I'll give you four fetzer bolts for a donut.
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| 00:10:35 | But we only need one!
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| 00:10:37 | Okay. one bolt - one donut.
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| 00:10:40 | <Jackie> ONE DONUT FOR ONE BOLT, NO WAY!
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| 00:10:43 | <Inez> HOLD ON, IF FOUR BOLTS ARE WORTH ONE
Donut-
and we only want one bolt-
then it should only cost one fourth of a
donut!
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| 00:10:52 | Hmmm, that sounds reasonable. I'll take it.
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| 00:10:58 | A quarter of a donut for the bolt.
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| 00:11:01 | You have a donut cutter down there?
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| 00:11:06 | <Matt> ONE QUARTER OF ONE DONUT... FOR ONE
Bolt!
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| 00:11:09 | Hmm, we also need a wing-tipped carburetor.
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| 00:11:13 | <Oddman> WHEW-BOY! NOW YOU'RE TALKING EXPENSIVE.
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| 00:11:17 | ..30 donuts.
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| 00:11:20 | <Kids> THIRTY DONUTS!?!?
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| 00:11:22 | <Oddman> I'VE ONLY GOT ONE CARBURETOR. THEY'RE
Hard to come by.
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| 00:11:26 | <Jackie> WE NEED TO GET MORE DONUTS!
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| 00:11:29 | <Buzz> SO HACKER, CONSIDERING OUR SUPERIOR
Intelligence
..
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| 00:11:35 | <Delete> ...BUZZ AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT
You should work for us now.
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| 00:11:39 | <Buzz> FROM NOW ON, YOU MAY CALL US BOSS.
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| 00:11:43 | <Hacker> ME CALL YOU BOSS??!
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| 00:11:47 | Oh, you are going to pay dearly for this.
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| 00:11:52 | !!!!!
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| 00:11:55 | Ow! ouch! mommy!
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| 00:12:02 | Where am i?
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| 00:12:04 | I'm in the cave of warren,
the most evil spirit of all cyberspace
I remember warren, taking over any cybersite
he wanted-
on a whim! he was my hero!
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| 00:12:23 | with warren at my side, I can finish
off motherboard,
dump buzz and delete, and control all of
cyberspace!
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| 00:12:32 | Oh, and of course return to my proper height!
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| 00:12:38 | Uhh! warren's magic bottle!
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| 00:12:42 | come out and
help me.
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| 00:12:47 | Together we can rule cyberspace!
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| 00:12:51 | <Warren> NO!
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| 00:12:52 | ??
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| 00:12:54 | <Inez> HERE'S THE VALVE YOU WANTED.
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| 00:12:57 | And the bolt.
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| 00:12:59 | Beautiful! now, where's my wing-tipped carburetor?
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| 00:13:03 | Without that, we don't get off the ground!
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| 00:13:05 | <Inez> DON'T WORRY, DIDGE, WE'LL GET IT -
We just need thirty donuts.
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| 00:13:11 | Man, there's got to be an easier way
to count and carry these things!
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| 00:13:16 | <Digit> HERE'S A BUNCH!
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| 00:13:17 | A donut stick! great idea, didge!
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| 00:13:20 | It is? I mean, of course it is.
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| 00:13:23 | <Inez> LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ROOM FOR 10 DONUTS
On it.
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| 00:13:28 | <Jackie> VERY COOL! EASY TO CARRY, EASY
To count!
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| 00:13:30 | With ten donuts on a stick - two sticks make
twenty -
d the sticks make thirty!
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| 00:13:36 | <Matt> THREE DONUT STICKS - THIRTY DONUTS!
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| 00:13:38 | <Inez> ENOUGH TO BUY THE CARBURETOR! LET'S
Go!
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| 00:13:42 | now come out
of there this instant!
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| 00:13:47 | <Warren> NO!
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| 00:13:49 | <Hacker> I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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| 00:13:51 | Just waiting for the right price, eh?
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| 00:13:55 | Shrewd. I like it.
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| 00:13:57 | How about if I give you my evil borg of the
year trophy
in return for your help?
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| 00:14:03 | <Warren> NO!
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| 00:14:03 | <Hacker> IF YOU HELP ME, I'LL GIVE YOU AN
All expense paid vacation
to the northern frontier for three days and
one night!
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| 00:14:11 | <Warren> NO.
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| 00:14:12 | <Hacker> THAT'S IT! NO MORE MISTER NICE
Guy!
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| 00:14:15 | I warn you, warren, this is your last chance!
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| 00:14:18 | Come out of there this instant! whoa!
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| 00:14:21 | Help! help me, warren! help!
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| 00:14:24 | <Warren> NO!!!
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| 00:14:29 | <Buzz> NOTHING LIKE A PROPER MEAL BEFORE
Lift-off.
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| 00:14:32 | Don't you agree, delete?
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| 00:14:35 | too bad hacker won't be leaving with
us.
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| 00:14:39 | Check please.
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| 00:14:42 | <Foodlady> LET'S SEE, ACCORDING TO MY NEW
Easy-to-use price list,
that'll be a half donut for brie.
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| 00:14:49 | Two donuts for the quiche.
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| 00:14:52 | A quarter donut for the escargot.
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| 00:14:53 | And one donut for the creme brule.
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| 00:14:55 | All told, you owe me three and three quarters
donuts.
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| 00:14:59 | <Delete> THAT'S QUITE REASONABLE, THANK
You.
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| 00:15:02 | <Buzz> HERE ARE FOUR DONUTS. KEEP THE CHANGE
For your trouble.
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| 00:15:07 | <Foodlady> Y'ALL DON'T COME BACK AND VISIT,
Now y'hear!
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| 00:15:11 | <Jackie> NOW WHERE IS HE?
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| 00:15:12 | <Oddman> YEE-EEESSS?!
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| 00:15:14 | <Inez> HERE YOU ARE! THREE DONUT STICKS FOR
The carburetor
three donut sticks? I said thirty donuts!
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| 00:15:23 | <Jackie> THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE! LOOK!
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| 00:15:25 | ..count
'em!
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| 00:15:28 | <Matt> AND WE HAVE THREE STICKS, SO THREE
Times ten -
thirty donuts!
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| 00:15:35 | ...Deal!
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| 00:15:37 | Okay, the last part we need is a power magnetic-
booster battery.
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| 00:15:42 | That's a very rare and valuable part!
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| 00:15:45 | Let me check my price list.
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| 00:15:48 | ..battery...oh here it is.
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| 00:15:51 | One power magnetic booster battery:
or ten sticks, if you
prefer.
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| 00:15:59 | <Kids> ONE HUNDRED DONUTS??!
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| 00:16:04 | <Jackie> 100 DONUTS FOR THE BATTERY?
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| 00:16:07 | I don't know if we have that many.
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| 00:16:09 | <Matt> MAYBE YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING ELSE YOU
Like.
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| 00:16:11 | no more
trading.
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| 00:16:16 | Egad! is that what I think it is?
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| 00:16:20 | Ye-ess it is! a chocolate donut!
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| 00:16:25 | I've heard about them, never actually seen
one!
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| 00:16:30 | <Inez> IS IT RARE?
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| 00:16:31 | <Oddman> OH, YEE-EEEES! IT'S WORTH AT LEAST...I
Mean,
it's worth about twenty regular donuts.
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| 00:16:38 | So how many chocolate donuts will it take
to pay for
the battery?
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| 00:16:42 | If one chocolate donut is worth twenty plain
..
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| 00:16:46 | Then that means we only need five chocolate
donuts
to buy the battery! let's go!
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| 00:16:53 | <Buzz> ENGINE?
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| 00:16:55 | <Delete> CHECK!
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| 00:16:56 | <Buzz> EXHAUST SYSTEM?
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| 00:16:58 | <Delete> CHECK.
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| 00:17:01 | <Buzz> HMM, I SAY WE SHIP OUT.
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| 00:17:02 | <Delete> MMMM, CHECK.
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| 00:17:06 | <Digit> UHH UHH UHH, YEOWWWWW...
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| 00:17:10 | So where's my power booster battery?
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| 00:17:12 | <Matt> WE'RE WORKIN' ON IT, DIDGE.
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| 00:17:14 | The oddman wants 100 donuts for it.
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| 00:17:16 | ! where are we gonna get 'em?!
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| 00:17:19 | We're not a donut factory!
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| 00:17:20 | <Jackie> WE FOUND THAT A CHOCOLATE DONUT
Is worth twenty plain ones -
so we only need five chocolates.
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| 00:17:27 | <Matt> AND WE ALREADY HAVE ONE - SO WE ONLY
Need four more!
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| 00:17:35 | Hey! two more - that makes three chocolates!
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| 00:17:39 | ..ten! one stick of ten!
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| 00:17:41 | hmm, well I can't find
anymore.
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| 00:17:47 | <Jackie> ME, EITHER!
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| 00:17:48 | <Matt> SO WHAT HAVE WE GOT? THREE CHOCOLATE
Donuts
...and two sticks of plain donuts!
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| 00:17:53 | ..
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| 00:17:58 | ...Or twenty! and 3 chocolates worth 20 each...
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| 00:18:02 | ...Is 60. and 20 plus 60 is...
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| 00:18:06 | Eighty!
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| 00:18:08 | Oh, no! we're twenty donuts short!
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| 00:18:09 | <Digit> NOT ANYMORE! ONE CHOCOLATE DONUT!
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| 00:18:13 | That's 20 more! we've got one hundred!
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| 00:18:16 | <Matt> GET THE SHIP READY, DIDGE, WE'LL BE
Right back with
the battery!
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| 00:18:21 | <Buzz> YOU FORGOT THE POWER MAGNETIC BOOSTER
Battery!
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| 00:18:25 | <Delete> I BEG YOUR PARDON.
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| 00:18:26 | I believe you forgot the power magnetic booster
battery!
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| 00:18:32 | <Hacker> I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING, WARREN!
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| 00:18:33 | Gold, silver, diamonds!
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| 00:18:36 | Just help me!
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| 00:18:38 | <Warren> NO!
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| 00:18:40 | <Hacker> WHOAAAAAA...
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| 00:18:41 | <Hacker> YOU'RE MY ONLY CHANCE TO GET BACK
My power, my height,
my dignity!
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| 00:18:48 | Isn't there anything I can give you to make
you help me?
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| 00:18:53 | Donut! the cause of all my grief!
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| 00:18:57 | <Warren> DID YOU SAY DONUT!? WOW!
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| 00:19:02 | I always wanted a donut.
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| 00:19:05 | Can I have it?
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| 00:19:06 | <Hacker> WHY SURE WARREN! BUT IT WILL COST
You.
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| 00:19:15 | <Oddman> YEEEESSS!?
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| 00:19:16 | <Inez> WE NEED THAT POWER MAGNETIC BOOSTER
Battery!
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| 00:19:20 | <Delete> SO DO WE!
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| 00:19:21 | <Matt> TOUGH LUCK, WE WERE HERE FIRST!
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| 00:19:24 | <Delete> YES, BUT, SHOP KEEP, LOOK WHAT
We'll give you for the battery.
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| 00:19:31 | <Buzz> ALL OF THESE JEWELS FOR THE BOOSTER.
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| 00:19:35 | cash on
the barrelhead.
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| 00:19:39 | <Inez> WE HAVE DONUTS! ALL 100 YOU ASKED
For.
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| 00:19:44 | <Matt> FOUR CHOCOLATE DONUTS AND TWO DONUT
Sticks!
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| 00:19:47 | Well, that's great, kids, but I forgot to
tell'ya -
that battery won't work without the start-up
booster module.
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| 00:19:57 | And that's extra.
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| 00:19:58 | It costs another fourteen and a half donuts.
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| 00:20:01 | <Jackie> BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANYMORE!
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| 00:20:03 | 114 and a half donuts
for both parts.
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| 00:20:09 | <Buzz> LET US FIND SOME DONUTS!
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| 00:20:11 | <Jackie> WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET MORE
?
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| 00:20:13 | <Matt> I HAVE AN IDEA! COME ON!
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| 00:20:18 | <Hacker> OH, WARREN!
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| 00:20:20 | this donut in exchange
for you help.
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| 00:20:25 | Make me big again! even bigger would be okay.
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| 00:20:30 | (Gasp)
<Hacker> (GASP) HEY!
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| 00:20:36 | I'll save you, master!
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| 00:20:41 | <Foodlady> HEY, KIDS, WHAT CAN I SELL YOU?
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| 00:20:43 | <Jackie> IT'S NOT WHAT YOU CAN SELL US,
It's what we can sell you.
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| 00:20:49 | Show her, matt.
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| 00:20:50 | Unhand me, you half-grown buttinsky!
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| 00:20:54 | Nobody sells the hacker!
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| 00:20:55 | <Foodlady> I DON'T HAVE THAT ACTION FIGURE!
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| 00:20:58 | What do you want for it?
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| 00:20:59 | <Jackie> 14 AND A HALF DONUTS.
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| 00:21:02 | ..and prepare to...
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| 00:21:05 | <Foodlady> ... WARREN PLOTNIK?! WHAT ARE
?
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| 00:21:09 | <Warren> MA-MA-MOTHER! I DIDN'T SEE YOU,
..
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| 00:21:13 | <Foodlady> DON'T YOU I JUST ME, MISTER!
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| 00:21:15 | Did you forget you were grounded for ten
more years
after your last evil rampage?
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| 00:21:20 | <Warren> BUT MOTHER...
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| 00:21:22 | Don't but mother me! now get!
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| 00:21:26 | <Hacker> COME BACK HERE, YOU WEASLY WIMP!
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| 00:21:29 | <Foodlady> SORRY 'BOUT WARREN, HE'S REALLY
..
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| 00:21:31 | Anyway, fourteen and a half donuts sounds
fair to me.
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| 00:21:37 | <Jackie> ONE HUNDRED FOURTEEN AND A HALF
Donuts, just like you asked!
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| 00:21:42 | <Oddman> DEAL! HERE'S YOUR POWER MAGNETIC
Booster battery
and the booster module.
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| 00:21:48 | <Inez> THANKS!
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| 00:21:49 | <Buzz> GOING SOMEWHERE WITH OUR BOOSTER!?
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| 00:21:52 | <Jackie> IT'S OURS! WE PAID FOR IT FAIR
And square!
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| 00:21:56 | <Delete> AND WE SHALL STEAL IT FAIR AND SQUARE!
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| 00:22:00 | Oww!
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| 00:22:03 | <Jackie> HURRY!
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| 00:22:06 | <Jackie> YOU SURE THIS'LL FLY?
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| 00:22:09 | <Digit> QUITE!
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| 00:22:14 | <Hacker> COME BACK HERE, YOU MEDDLESOME
Moppets!
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| 00:22:18 | ..you'll see. you'll
!!
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| 00:22:29 | <Matt> DR. MARBLES SHOULD BE AROUND HERE
Somewhere.
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| 00:22:32 | <Inez> OVER THERE!
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| 00:22:34 | <Marbles> OOOH OOOH OOH OOHH!
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| 00:22:37 | <Jackie> DR. MARBLES! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
In danger?
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| 00:22:40 | <Marbles> AT FIRST I THOUGHT I WAS, BUT I
Quickly realized
that I was among friends.
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| 00:22:45 | <Matt> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ELECTRO-ROOT.
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| 00:22:47 | <Marbles> WELL BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SO KIND
To me,
I allowed a certain individual to borrow
it for a while.
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| 00:22:53 | <Ape> OOH-OOH-OOH...
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| 00:22:54 | <Marbles> HE'S PROMISED TO RETURN IT WHEN
I have to leave.
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| 00:22:56 | <Inez> A LOAN OF THE ELCTRO-ROOT FOR YOUR
Safety
and well being, sounds like bartering to
me.
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| 00:23:06 | Stay right where you are - it's cyberchase
for real.
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| 00:23:23 | A gold coin! I'm rich!
|
| 00:23:35 | I wonder how much I could
get for it?
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| 00:23:41 | I could be rich! I could buy anything I want!
|
| 00:23:44 | I could be so rich I could buy things I don't
want!
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| 00:23:49 | I could get my nails done!
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| 00:23:58 | Coins, coins, coins.
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| 00:24:04 | <Woman> HELLO!
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| 00:24:06 | <Bianca> HI! I HAVE A GOLD COIN AND I'D LIKE
To know
what it is.
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| 00:24:10 | let's go and sit down,
then.
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| 00:24:15 | <Bianca> HERE IT IS.
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| 00:24:16 | <Woman> IT'S A SACAGAWEA DOLLAR, MINTED
In philadelphia in 2000.
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| 00:24:23 | But, what's it worth?
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| 00:24:26 | It's worth four quarters, 10 dimes, 20 nickels,
100 pennies, or a dollar bill.
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| 00:24:32 | 00,
but not more.
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| 00:24:36 | It's not gold? I'm not rich?
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| 00:24:40 | <Woman> NO, I'M SORRY, IT ONLY LOOKS LIKE
Gold.
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| 00:24:43 | It's a mixture of metals.
|
| 00:24:44 | This, on the other hand, is a $20 gold piece
from 1908.
|
| 00:24:49 | Back then this coin was madefrom gold worth
$20.
|
| 00:24:53 | Most coins were made of goldand silver then.
|
| 00:25:01 | This one is one of the first coins, a lydian
gold coin.
|
| 00:25:05 | It was made almost 3,000 years ago.
|
| 00:25:07 | They all weighed about the sameand had a
marking on the front
so you could tell it's real.
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| 00:25:13 | It was small enough to put in your pocket,
and people could use them to buy whatever
they wanted.
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| 00:25:17 | Was all money silver or gold back then?
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| 00:25:19 | <Woman> WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING
Else.
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| 00:25:30 | Well, people made money from things
that are worth something, that are valuable.
|
| 00:25:34 | For example, this is a block of tea from
china,
which was used as currency.
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| 00:25:40 | Or, this is a copper plate from sweden,
which was also used as money.
|
| 00:25:43 | <Bianca> WOW! I WOULDN'T WANT TO CARRY ONE
Of these around.
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| 00:25:46 | <Woman> NO ONE WOULD, BUT YOU COULD PUT
It in a bank,
and the bank would give you a piece of paper
that represented the same value as the plate.
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| 00:25:54 | Did we do that in this country too?
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| 00:25:56 | <Woman> YES, WE DID.
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| 00:25:57 | Here are some bills that could be traded
in for gold.
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| 00:26:00 | <Bianca> IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THE MONEY
We use.
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| 00:26:02 | can I trade my money
in for gold?
|
| 00:26:05 | now our money is valuable
because people around the world agree that
dollar
has worth, and they use it to buy and sell,
just like people used gold coins 3000 years
ago.
|
| 00:26:15 | Though your sacagawea dollar is not gold,
it's still worth a dollar.
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| 00:26:21 | <Bianca> THANKS!
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| 00:26:30 | <Man> A GOLD COIN! I'M RICH!
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