| 00:00:00 | . Bojangles out of me.
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| 00:00:02 | Don't worry, jimmy.
|
| 00:00:04 | You're in good hands.
|
| 00:00:09 | [Whimpers]
runaway train!
|
| 00:00:12 | Look at that, ed!
|
| 00:00:13 | Evil tim is sucking jimmy in!
|
| 00:00:16 | [Screaming]
crush the monster!
|
| 00:00:22 | Look at the size of that northern dutch elm!
|
| 00:00:25 | Oh, dear. oh, dear.
|
| 00:00:27 | I can't seem to coordinate my--uh!
|
| 00:00:31 | The curse has passed! you are safe.
|
| 00:00:34 | [Jimmy whimpers]
holy moley!
|
| 00:00:37 | Rolf is amused.
|
| 00:00:38 | So, where's jimmy, dude?
|
| 00:00:40 | Jimmy!
|
| 00:00:42 | Jimmy?
|
| 00:00:44 | You got to love him.
|
| 00:00:47 | Speak to me, jimmy!
|
| 00:00:50 | Some things are best left unsaid.
|
| 00:00:53 | Ed: First aid for jimmy!
|
| 00:00:55 | Good choice.
|
| 00:00:56 | [Blowing]
[inhaling deeply]
[burps]
[eddy and kevin laughing]
are you with us, jimmy?
|
| 00:01:10 | Stop it.
|
| 00:01:11 | I've got prune lips, sarah.
|
| 00:01:14 | Ed, you slobber-mouth baboon!
|
| 00:01:17 | That was so awesome, huh, rolf?
|
| 00:01:20 | Gee, thanks, kev.
|
| 00:01:22 | what I meant to say was,
it was awesome for a one year old.
|
| 00:01:27 | [Laughs]
dork.
|
| 00:01:30 | Ow.
|
| 00:01:31 | Is this what we've been reduced to,
humiliating each other?
|
| 00:01:39 | Double d, not you, too!
|
| 00:01:42 | No first aid! stop!
|
| 00:01:46 | Ooh.
|
| 00:01:47 | I feel funny.
|
| 00:01:48 | Funny? you're a laugh and a half, ed.
|
| 00:01:51 | [Laughs]
boing! it's a light bulb.
|
| 00:01:57 | Ok, I'm stumped.
|
| 00:01:59 | I believe ed has an idea.
|
| 00:02:01 | Boing!
|
| 00:02:03 | For a scam.
|
| 00:02:04 | [Laughs]
stick to counting your teeth, ed.
|
| 00:02:08 | I come up with the scams around here.
|
| 00:02:11 | But, eddy, boing!
|
| 00:02:13 | What do you know about scams?
|
| 00:02:17 | Forget it.
|
| 00:02:18 | [Crying]
there, there, ed.
|
| 00:02:21 | What's he blubbering about?
|
| 00:02:24 | Boing, eddy!
|
| 00:02:24 | First, you make him the brunt of your joke,
now you deny him freedom of concept.
|
| 00:02:30 | He may have thought of something
truly unique.
|
| 00:02:34 | It's a good one, eddy!
|
| 00:02:37 | [Ed crying]
all right, already!
|
| 00:02:41 | Let's do your stupid scam, ed.
|
| 00:02:44 | I am the man!
|
| 00:02:45 | ..
|
| 00:02:49 | I learned that trick from sarah.
|
| 00:02:51 | [Laughing]
..
|
| 00:02:56 | A bunch of rocks!
|
| 00:02:58 | [Laughing]
rocks?
|
| 00:03:02 | This is on your head!
|
| 00:03:15 | I've marked a spot with an "x," double d.
|
| 00:03:19 | Let's move 'em out!
|
| 00:03:22 | [Horn honks]
ed, these rocks are quite large in mass
and will require significant force
in order to transport.
|
| 00:03:34 | Right over on the "x," double d!
|
| 00:03:38 | Ready or not, here I come!
|
| 00:03:41 | Eddy: Go away!
|
| 00:03:42 | Why am I dressed this way, ed?
|
| 00:03:45 | It's all a part of the big pla
yeah, right.
|
| 00:03:50 | Now paint this like an aztec temple.
|
| 00:03:53 | ..
|
| 00:03:56 | Help.
|
| 00:03:59 | "Q"?
|
| 00:04:00 | Uh, ed, where's the "x"?
|
| 00:04:04 | Uh, a-b-c-d-l-m-n-o-g!
|
| 00:04:07 | Don't you know your alphabet, double d?
|
| 00:04:10 | But I don't understand.
|
| 00:04:12 | You said "x" marks the spot.
|
| 00:04:14 | All I see is a--
boing!
|
| 00:04:17 | Lunch break!
|
| 00:04:19 | [Donkey braying]
well, ed, this is very nice.
|
| 00:04:32 | Thank you.
|
| 00:04:37 | Back to work!
|
| 00:04:39 | "
come on, eddy.
|
| 00:04:45 | We have to find rotten spaghetti noodles.
|
| 00:04:48 | How stupid can you--hey!
|
| 00:04:53 | ..wait!
|
| 00:04:54 | I can't find an "x"!
|
| 00:04:57 | Let go of my ball, jonny.
|
| 00:05:00 | [Mumbles]
if your tooth pokes a hole in it,
I'll let all the air out of your head.
|
| 00:05:06 | Hey, guys. hello.
|
| 00:05:07 | Look, sarah got me a new teddy.
|
| 00:05:10 | .. mr. yum-yum.
|
| 00:05:12 | Isn't it adorable?
|
| 00:05:14 | Better keep it away from jonny, or he'll
eat it.
|
| 00:05:17 | He wouldn't dare.
|
| 00:05:19 | Mr. yum-yum hates saliva.
|
| 00:05:21 | I love you, mr. yum-yum.
|
| 00:05:23 | I think I'm going to hurl.
|
| 00:05:26 | Jimmy's foolish affection
for a stuffed hand-cloth touches rolf,
as i, too, have a childhood companion.
|
| 00:05:32 | Meet my clam--bobo.
|
| 00:05:34 | To this day rolf seeks comfort from bobo
when he is frightened. hello, bobo.
|
| 00:05:39 | Is that a giant clam?
|
| 00:05:46 | Our suckers await unsuspectingly.
|
| 00:05:49 | Suckers?
|
| 00:05:50 | I thought we'd never get to this part.
|
| 00:05:53 | So, how do we fleece them, ed?
|
| 00:05:55 | We need double d for this part!
|
| 00:05:59 | There wasn't an "x" to be found, ed.
|
| 00:06:04 | Ok, now, double d,
it is very important that you give eddy
these pancakes. yum.
|
| 00:06:10 | Very well, ed. here, eddy.
|
| 00:06:13 | Pancakes give me gas.
|
| 00:06:15 | Now what?
|
| 00:06:16 | "X" marks the spot, double d.
|
| 00:06:19 | Off you go.
|
| 00:06:20 | There is no "x," ed.
|
| 00:06:23 | Wait for my signal, eddy.
|
| 00:06:29 | Hee hee!
|
| 00:06:30 | Ed! is that mom's teapot?
|
| 00:06:33 | [Crash]
maybe.
|
| 00:06:35 | Ed, you're scaring me.
|
| 00:06:38 | Hey! mr. yum-yum!
|
| 00:06:40 | Sarah: Get back here!
|
| 00:06:42 | Now, eddy, now!
|
| 00:06:44 | Now what?
|
| 00:06:46 | Are you going to finish those, eddy?
|
| 00:06:50 | Where's mr. yum-yum?
|
| 00:06:52 | Mr. yum-yum? who, ed?
|
| 00:06:54 | [Growling]
pancake?
|
| 00:06:57 | Help me!
|
| 00:06:58 | [Punches being thrown]
it looks just like a
"
excuse me.
|
| 00:07:08 | Ed, I think somewhere along the line
you lost your train of thought.
|
| 00:07:13 | Your plan is irrational, muddled, and inconsequential.
|
| 00:07:17 | Is that a doggie treat?
|
| 00:07:19 | What's the rock for, double d?
|
| 00:07:23 | My foot!
|
| 00:07:25 | My head!
|
| 00:07:26 | You're late, eddy.
|
| 00:07:28 | Why did you take the rabbit?
|
| 00:07:31 | Give back jimmy's mr. yum-yum!
|
| 00:07:33 | Mr. yum-yum?
|
| 00:07:34 | You know I'm going to get you for this.
|
| 00:07:37 | Sarah: Hey!
|
| 00:07:38 | Give jimmy back his bunny.
|
| 00:07:40 | I'm but a mere shell of a man
without mr. yum-yum.
|
| 00:07:44 | Let's tickle them till they wet their pants.
|
| 00:07:47 | Well, let's not jump to anything rash.
|
| 00:07:49 | It's a simple breakdown in communication.
|
| 00:07:52 | Ed: Fools!
|
| 00:07:55 | Evil tim has beckoned you all,
for you all will pay with your brains.
|
| 00:08:01 | Brains? what are we going to do with brains?
|
| 00:08:08 | Mr. yum-yum!
|
| 00:08:09 | [Ed babbling]
what the heck's he doing?
|
| 00:08:12 | Embarrassing me to no end.
|
| 00:08:13 | Ed-boy has bitten the belly of a stuffed
hand-cloth.
|
| 00:08:17 | Quickly, we must seek encouragement
in the bosom of bobo!
|
| 00:08:20 | If you think I'm getting in that thing--
it will doom us all!
|
| 00:08:25 | Girl:..
|
| 00:08:26 | Listen to it gurgle, plank.
|
| 00:08:28 | [Kids yelling]
was that a giant clam?
|
| 00:08:32 | [Sarcastically] nice scam.
|
| 00:08:34 | They took off.
|
| 00:08:35 | So, where's the cash?
|
| 00:08:37 | Cash?
|
| 00:08:38 | [Yells]
it's your fault!
|
| 00:08:40 | Why do you encourage him?
|
| 00:08:43 | Ah, shucks. sorry, guys.
|
| 00:08:46 | My curse didn't work.
|
| 00:08:47 | But I did everything it said in the comic
book.
|
| 00:08:50 | Ed, curses are nothing more
than myth and superstition,
based only on one's own personal fears.
|
| 00:08:57 | [Cawing]
the crow's migration pattern
is nowhere near this location.
|
| 00:09:05 | It's as though they were summoned to gather
here.
|
| 00:09:09 | But why?
|
| 00:09:11 | Man, I hate birds.
|
| 00:09:13 | [All cawing]
evil tim has beckoned them!
|
| 00:09:19 | [Eddy and double d screaming]
try to contain yourself, eddy.
|
| 00:13:15 | The adrenaline of irreverence
can be quite overwhelming.
|
| 00:13:19 | We're so bad.
|
| 00:13:21 | What are you giving me here, laundry chutes?
|
| 00:13:25 | Very good, eddy.
|
| 00:13:26 | But look closely.
|
| 00:13:28 | One's mother chute,
one's father chute,
and, last but not least, my chute.
|
| 00:13:33 | Eddy, my chute has been secretly treated
with a silicone lubricant,
making it the fastest slide to any basement
anywhere!
|
| 00:13:42 | No fooling?
|
| 00:13:43 | Now, for safety reasons, I insist you use
this pillow, eddy.
|
| 00:13:46 | Better safe than sorry.
|
| 00:13:49 | Yee-haw!
|
| 00:13:51 | Woo-hoo!
|
| 00:13:54 | Eddy, you get back up here and get your pillow.
|
| 00:13:58 | [Thud]
bottom floor--
dryer lint, paint cans, lonely socks, and
mildew.
|
| 00:14:03 | ...ahh.
|
| 00:14:05 | And arachnids.
|
| 00:14:06 | You got peanuts in your basement, double
d?
|
| 00:14:09 | Spiders, eddy.
|
| 00:14:10 | Basements make an excellent home for spiders,
and mildred is ready for her weekly examination,
aren't you, mildred?
|
| 00:14:17 | Did you just wink at me? yes, you did.
|
| 00:14:21 | [Opera music playing]
don't touch that, eddy!
|
| 00:14:27 | [Music stops]
of misfit failed inventions, nosy parker.
|
| 00:14:35 | I've archivedthese disasters to remind me
of our misguidedattempts and learned from
past mistakes.
|
| 00:14:41 | Hey, is that a volcano?
|
| 00:14:43 | Eddy, not that old thing.
|
| 00:14:45 | does something shoot out of
here?
|
| 00:14:48 | Where do you plug it in?
|
| 00:14:51 | Double d!
|
| 00:14:55 | A comedian, huh?
|
| 00:14:56 | [Angry gibberish]
oh, dear!
|
| 00:15:00 | [Panting]
wait till I get my hands on you!
|
| 00:15:05 | Ed, help!
|
| 00:15:09 | Gotcha!
|
| 00:15:10 | Sarah: Freeze, mister!
|
| 00:15:13 | Put your hands where I can see them!
|
| 00:15:15 | Get that stupid thing out of my face, sarah!
|
| 00:15:18 | no one sees my brother
because he's been grounded.
|
| 00:15:24 | Ha ha ha.
|
| 00:15:25 | This I got to see.
|
| 00:15:26 | Coming, double d?
|
| 00:15:28 | Halt! no visitors!
|
| 00:15:32 | Don't make me have to use this.
|
| 00:15:33 | it's just a hunk of wood, double
d.
|
| 00:15:36 | It's all fun and games
till someone gets a sliver, jimmy.
|
| 00:15:40 | Sarah: Guard!
|
| 00:15:44 | Attention!
|
| 00:15:45 | Ready and march!
|
| 00:15:48 | ..
|
| 00:15:49 | Jimmy:..
|
| 00:15:54 | Oh, well.
|
| 00:15:55 | You'll have to learn your lesson, ed.
|
| 00:15:57 | Let's go, double d, before I start to cry.
|
| 00:16:00 | We'll miss you, buddy.
|
| 00:16:04 | Sarah:..
|
| 00:16:10 | [Gasps]
I think I'm getting heatstroke
from this hat, sarah.
|
| 00:16:16 | What's going on, jimmy?
|
| 00:16:17 | There's something in the bushes.
|
| 00:16:19 | Really?
|
| 00:16:21 | I guess you better check it out, private!
|
| 00:16:24 | Move it!
|
| 00:16:25 | [Moaning]
howdy, howdy, howdy!
|
| 00:16:34 | [Laughing]
a leprechaun.
|
| 00:16:39 | ..
|
| 00:16:42 | I got you, you little scamp.
|
| 00:16:44 | Jimmy, wait!
|
| 00:16:45 | You get back here!
|
| 00:16:47 | Jimmy? hey, wait for me!
|
| 00:16:49 | What did I tell you?
|
| 00:16:50 | Jonny will do anything
for a handful of granola.
|
| 00:16:53 | I'm not sure about this, eddy.
|
| 00:16:55 | Ed's parents will surely tell our parents.
|
| 00:16:57 | Haven't you heard of "consequential punishment"?
|
| 00:17:01 | It's the parental ring.
|
| 00:17:02 | if that's how you feel,
I'll let ed know
you were too busy to help him in his time
of need.
|
| 00:17:09 | Don't worry about it.
|
| 00:17:13 | The old guilt route, huh, eddy?
|
| 00:17:16 | Works every time.
|
| 00:17:18 | [Ed sniffling]
it is not fair.
|
| 00:17:40 | And there you have it--
the yielding abilities of cement are further
explained.
|
| 00:17:45 | Eddy! double d!
|
| 00:17:50 | Eddy: Ed!
|
| 00:17:51 | Hello!
|
| 00:17:52 | Ed!
|
| 00:17:53 | Hello!
|
| 00:17:54 | Ed!
|
| 00:17:55 | Hello!
|
| 00:17:56 | We're busting you out, ed.
|
| 00:17:58 | I have been a bad
boy.
|
| 00:18:04 | Eddy: So, be a good boy.
|
| 00:18:07 | Follow us.
|
| 00:18:08 | Suck in your stomach, ed.
|
| 00:18:10 | I can't do it!
|
| 00:18:11 | Sarah will find out,
and she'll tell mom,
and I'll be grounded!
|
| 00:18:18 | Ed, you've already been grounded.
|
| 00:18:20 | ..i know how to get ed out of here
so that even he won't know he's missing.
|
| 00:18:27 | It's the end of the rainbow, leprechaun.
|
| 00:18:29 | Hand over that pot of gold.
|
| 00:18:31 | Nope. up to the fake rainbow.
|
| 00:18:33 | That's all you get for one handful, pal.
|
| 00:18:36 | My fantasy-- crushed by an imp.
|
| 00:18:40 | Back to your post!
|
| 00:18:42 | Hurry it up, double d.
|
| 00:18:44 | All right, eddy.
|
| 00:18:47 | Mm, there we go.
|
| 00:18:49 | A rather apropos substitute
for ed's head, don't you think?
|
| 00:18:53 | .. wanting.
|
| 00:18:56 | Hey, fountainhead, we haven't got all day!
|
| 00:18:59 | Why is ed sitting in a box?
|
| 00:19:02 | Shut up, ed!
|
| 00:19:03 | [Thud]
and go down the drain!
|
| 00:19:07 | That's it!
|
| 00:19:08 | ..
|
| 00:19:09 | Eddy: Will you hurry up?
|
| 00:19:16 | How's it feel to be back on the outside,
ed?
|
| 00:19:19 | "Outside ed"?
|
| 00:19:20 | But I am grounded, eddy!
|
| 00:19:23 | So what?
|
| 00:19:23 | Has that window been open this whole time?
|
| 00:19:27 | Sarah: Hey, who's there?
|
| 00:19:29 | Freeze, mister!
|
| 00:19:34 | You keep it down in there, ed.
|
| 00:19:39 | Our 2 squirts in blue haven't a clue.
|
| 00:19:45 | Just follow my lead.
|
| 00:19:46 | Eddy: Shh. halfway there, boys.
|
| 00:19:49 | Now all we have to do is
go up the--
what happened to the stairs?
|
| 00:19:54 | My parents took them down because I am grounded.
|
| 00:19:58 | That's disturbing.
|
| 00:19:59 | They can keep the stairs because you can
jump it.
|
| 00:20:03 | But I am grounded, eddy!
|
| 00:20:05 | Yeah, yeah. we heard it a million times.
|
| 00:20:08 | Let me help, ed.
|
| 00:20:10 | Eddy, don't do it!
|
| 00:20:12 | What's your problem?
|
| 00:20:14 | Ok, ed, just lean back.
|
| 00:20:16 | Alley-oop!
|
| 00:20:19 | Gracious!
|
| 00:20:21 | Geronimo!
|
| 00:20:23 | Behold! the gate to freedom!
|
| 00:20:25 | After me--uh!
|
| 00:20:27 | Don't worry, jimmy. you'll be ok.
|
| 00:20:31 | Slivers aren't fun, are they?
|
| 00:20:33 | You really need to be careful with wooden
rifles.
|
| 00:20:36 | Let's find some tweezers and poke and prod
and wiggle it around till it pops out.
|
| 00:20:41 | [Squeak]
what was that?
|
| 00:20:45 | What?
|
| 00:20:47 | You work too hard, sarah.
|
| 00:20:49 | Sometimes you have to stop and smell the
coffee.
|
| 00:20:52 | What do you know?
|
| 00:20:54 | [Moans]
come on, let's find those tweezers.
|
| 00:20:59 | Let's stay in here till the coast is clear.
|
| 00:21:02 | I'm a bad boy! I am grounded.
|
| 00:21:05 | Ha!
|
| 00:21:06 | Quick! the window!
|
| 00:21:08 | Uh!
|
| 00:21:10 | I believe a solution to all this can be solved
with a little brainpower, eddy.
|
| 00:21:15 | [Muffled] I'm game.
|
| 00:21:17 | Hey, ed,
time for dinner.
|
| 00:21:20 | Butter toast with gravy?
|
| 00:21:22 | People eat this?
|
| 00:21:23 | Look at him sitting there reading his little
book.
|
| 00:21:28 | Book?
|
| 00:21:29 | Where'd you get that book, ed?
|
| 00:21:33 | Did ed's head fall off, sarah?
|
| 00:21:36 | [Growling]
Sarah: Ed!
|
| 00:21:39 | Sarah knows, guys!
|
| 00:21:41 | Duh, ed. we heard her.
|
| 00:21:43 | Keep your shorts on.
|
| 00:21:44 | No, seriously,
keep your shorts on, ed.
|
| 00:21:48 | [Whistles]
[whistling]
houston, we have liftoff.
|
| 00:21:58 | [Whistling]
let me remind you that I am--
free as a bird, ed.
|
| 00:22:08 | Double D: Not good, not good.
|
| 00:22:10 | Eddy: Go, baby! go!
|
| 00:22:14 | Why do I condone such behavior?
|
| 00:22:17 | [All screaming]
[growling]
saliva--yuck.
|
| 00:22:28 | Sarah: Jimmy, get out of there!
|
| 00:22:33 | [Groans]
guess what, big brother.
|
| 00:22:38 | I'm telling mom!
|
| 00:22:40 | Remember that parental ring, eddy?
|
| 00:22:43 | Oh, great.
|
| 00:22:44 | Nowwe're going to get it.
|
| 00:22:48 | [Rings]
double d here. over.
|
| 00:22:59 | Eddy: Hey, this stupid thing work?
|
| 00:23:02 | Roger.
|
| 00:23:03 | You need to say "over," eddy,
when you're done speaking. over.
|
| 00:23:08 | This stinks.
|
| 00:23:09 | I got grounded forever. over.
|
| 00:23:11 | 3 Days for me, eddy.
|
| 00:23:13 | A little quality time with my aunts in some--
!
|
| 00:23:16 | What makes you so special? over.
|
| 00:23:19 | [Busy signal]
hello? hello?
|
| 00:23:22 | Ed?
|
| 00:23:22 | Ed? over.
|
| 00:23:25 | Forget ed.
|
| 00:23:27 | I got a plan for the escape of the--
hello?
|
| 00:23:31 | Ouch. over.
|
| 00:23:33 | Woo-hoo! wow!
|
| 00:23:35 | Must be a party line.
|
| 00:23:38 | Oh, my aching--
do it again!
|
| 00:23:42 | Ha ha ha!
|
| 00:23:44 | [Crash]
bring it on home, sarah!
|
| 00:23:47 | [Boys groan]
Jimmy: Encore!
|
| 00:23:51 | This time with gusto!
|
| 00:23:54 | Naughty mama!
|
| 00:23:55 | I'm tingly all over.
|
| 00:23:56 | Captioning made possible byturner entertainment
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hi, may I help you?
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| 00:24:38 | Yes, I hear
progressive has
lots of discounts
on car insurance.
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| 00:24:41 | Can I get in on that?
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| 00:24:42 | Are you a safe driver?
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| 00:24:44 | Yes.
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| 00:24:44 | Discount!
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| 00:24:46 | Do you own
a home?
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| 00:24:47 | Yes.
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| 00:24:47 | Discount!
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| 00:24:48 | Are you
going to buy online?
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| 00:24:50 | Yes!
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| 00:24:50 | Discount!
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| 00:24:51 | Isn't getting discounts
great?
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| 00:24:53 | Yes!
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| 00:24:55 | There's no discount
for agreeing with me.
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| 00:24:57 | Yeah, I got
carried away.
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| 00:24:59 | Happens to me
all the time.
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| 00:25:00 | Helping you save money --
now, that's progressive.
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| 00:25:04 | Call or click today.
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| 00:27:06 | fruity pebbles!
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| 00:27:13 | Yikes!
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| 00:27:13 | He's as big as the taste
of my post fruity pebbles cereal.
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| 00:27:16 | Part of a good breakfast.
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| 00:27:18 | Fruity yum yum!
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| 00:27:20 | (Barney) WHOA!
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| 00:27:21 | Everybody loves the big fruity blast
inside every little pebbles piece.
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| 00:27:26 | (burp) (gasp)
Hee hee! bamm bamm!
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| 00:27:29 | Pebbles!
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| 00:27:30 | Huh?
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| 00:27:31 | Sweet!
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| 00:27:32 | Barney!
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| 00:27:33 | My little pebbles.
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| 00:27:33 | And your.hee hee!
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