| 00:00:00 | A big booth,
fill it with gorgeous girls,
make it the biggest thing there.
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| 00:00:06 | Gene: I think we should do a kiss broadway
play.
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| 00:00:08 | ..
|
| 00:00:10 | And you can tour the worldwith--with the
broadway show.
|
| 00:00:13 | Many shows.
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| 00:00:14 | Kiss jet called kiss air.
|
| 00:00:17 | Cable company, television shows.
|
| 00:00:19 | Kiss babiescartoon show.
|
| 00:00:21 | Kiss coffeehouse.
|
| 00:00:22 | Kiss girls online comic book.
|
| 00:00:25 | we're not even selling
the drivers.
|
| 00:00:29 | We're selling the emotion of it.
|
| 00:00:30 | it's good to have you-- where you
going?
|
| 00:00:32 | It's just one more thing I gotta do before
i--
what is it?
|
| 00:00:36 | A gene simmons tongue vibrator.
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| 00:00:37 | Man: The possibilities are endless.
|
| 00:00:42 | Sophie: Where's dad?
|
| 00:00:43 | Haven't seen him.
|
| 00:00:44 | I didn't see him this morning.
|
| 00:00:45 | Shannon: I haven't seen him either.
|
| 00:00:48 | [Breathing while asleep]
whoo! aah!
|
| 00:00:56 | !
|
| 00:00:58 | Eww! eww!
|
| 00:01:00 | Eww hoo hoo!
|
| 00:01:00 | that's
disgusting.
|
| 00:01:04 | it's almost
noon.
|
| 00:01:08 | Ok. I'll get dressed.
|
| 00:01:09 | Nick: Aww, look at him.
|
| 00:01:11 | This is bad. this is workaholic bad.
|
| 00:01:15 | Say this. say this. say this.
|
| 00:01:17 | .."
my name is gene simmons.
|
| 00:01:19 | "
"workaholic" is not a good word.
|
| 00:01:22 | "
and I'm a workaholic.
|
| 00:01:24 | "
I'm a workaholic.
|
| 00:01:27 | Shannon: You should sleep.
|
| 00:01:28 | You know what? you're workin' so hard.
|
| 00:01:31 | Give me a kiss.
|
| 00:01:31 | God, man, there's dead frogs in there.
|
| 00:01:33 | I think it smells good.
|
| 00:01:36 | You miss us!
|
| 00:01:36 | Yeah, you're right.
|
| 00:01:37 | ..
|
| 00:01:40 | You like it. work.
|
| 00:01:42 | Well, there he goes.
|
| 00:01:45 | Nick: What happened?
|
| 00:01:46 | Dad went to another meeting.
|
| 00:01:47 | Again? yep.
|
| 00:01:48 | That's--he didn't even get any sleep.
|
| 00:01:50 | He needs, like, an intervention or something.
|
| 00:01:52 | Yeah. not a bad idea. intervention.
|
| 00:01:55 | Kidnap him on a vacation.
|
| 00:01:56 | What if you guys can help me distract him
a little?
|
| 00:01:59 | I'm gonna get that black book, because--
his life revolves around it.
|
| 00:02:03 | It's like the black box when there's a crash.
|
| 00:02:06 | Everything's in there.
|
| 00:02:07 | We're gonna crash this plane.
|
| 00:02:09 | ..
|
| 00:02:14 | Is documented.
|
| 00:02:14 | Is documented, and it's always in my book.
|
| 00:02:16 | I can open it on the first page, and I've
got my credit cards.
|
| 00:02:22 | .." right? "cash--"
YEAH. THEY HAVE PDAs NOW.
|
| 00:02:26 | What's pda?
|
| 00:02:31 | !
|
| 00:02:39 | Where's my book?
|
| 00:02:42 | Where is it?
|
| 00:02:47 | Aw, jeez.
|
| 00:02:48 | Has anybody seen my book? come on.
|
| 00:02:51 | What are you doing?
|
| 00:02:52 | Shannon: We're going to mammoth.
|
| 00:02:54 | Seriously, where's my book?
|
| 00:02:55 | This book here? give me that.
|
| 00:02:56 | If you want this, you cancel all your meetings.
|
| 00:03:00 | You've got 30 minutes. your stuff is packed.
|
| 00:03:02 | Anything you're gonna need this weekend is
in this bag.
|
| 00:03:04 | No, seriously.
|
| 00:03:05 | You better get going, 'cause you've got 30
..
|
| 00:03:08 | Give me my book. to clear the agenda.
|
| 00:03:11 | No, seriously, go. come on, knucklehead.
|
| 00:03:12 | you just need
to get on the phone and say bye-bye to people.
|
| 00:03:16 | Bye-bye. bye-bye.
|
| 00:03:17 | [Kiss]
Shannon: We're gonna snowboard. I hate vacation.
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| 00:03:20 | You gonna learn stuff. I hate vacation.
|
| 00:03:21 | Sophie: Great idea, dad. I hate it.
|
| 00:03:23 | Let go. let go. let go.
|
| 00:03:25 | Let go. good.
|
| 00:03:26 | It's not good. you don't need that.
|
| 00:03:28 | [Bleep] that book.
|
| 00:03:29 | God, now I could just kill that book.
|
| 00:03:32 | [Telephone line rings through]
Gene: Hi, rich?
|
| 00:03:35 | Shannon tweed's got megoing up to mammoth.
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| 00:03:38 | She wants to go skiing and vacationing.
|
| 00:03:40 | while I'm up there,
I wanna meet all the big movers and shakers.
|
| 00:03:44 | I wanna meet the mayor, the real-estate guy,
and maybe you can find me a company that
can make snowboards.
|
| 00:03:49 | Gene simmons snowboard. can you imagine?
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| 00:03:52 | Put my face on a snowboard. set it up.
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| 00:08:20 | non: LIKE IT OUT THERE?
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| 00:08:21 | Yeah.push, nicholas.
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| 00:08:22 | With this mask--with this mask,
I'm gonna eat snow, andit's covering my eyes.
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| 00:08:34 | Ok, stinky, you're on your best behavior.
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| 00:08:37 | No internet. no phone. no business.
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| 00:08:40 | It's called vacation.
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| 00:08:42 | It's a foreign thing to you.
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| 00:08:43 | rich, what do you
got?
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| 00:08:45 | What do you know? what do you say?
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| 00:08:47 | [Dialing] jerry, it's gene simmons.
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| 00:08:48 | I'm on the way out of town, going to some
kind of ski resort or something.
|
| 00:08:53 | [ring]
[shannon sighs]
aren't you all glad daddy took his phone?
|
| 00:08:58 | [Dials] hello.
|
| 00:08:58 | "
"
say
again, rich.
|
| 00:09:05 | I didn't want--
nice and relaxing.
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| 00:09:10 | Nick: Cold hands. relaxing.
|
| 00:09:12 | Stop. it's cold.
|
| 00:09:13 | [ring]
I remember when I first came to america,
this--i couldn't figure out how to do this.
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| 00:09:19 | Shannon: please don't say,
"when I first came to america," ever again.
|
| 00:09:23 | You've been here for fifty years.
|
| 00:09:25 | IN THE FIFTIES, IN THE 1850s--
Oh, my god.
|
| 00:09:28 | Ok, I'm gonna go peeps.
|
| 00:09:29 | Ok. thank you for announcing.
|
| 00:09:31 | Nick:"
[arf arf]
[dials]
we are coming into mammoth
shortly,
and I look forward to talking to you about
some big ideas for mammoth.
|
| 00:09:44 | Is he in the bathroom?
|
| 00:09:46 | Yeah. I think so.
|
| 00:09:47 | Ian, it's gene simmons.
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| 00:09:48 | I look forward to meeting with you regarding
designing some snowboards.
|
| 00:09:53 | Where is daddy?
|
| 00:09:54 | Sophie: How did you get over there?
|
| 00:09:56 | I, uh--i had to go to the bathroom.
|
| 00:09:59 | For how long? but you went that way.
|
| 00:10:02 | Didn't have to point.
|
| 00:10:03 | There was a kind of another way of coming
out.
|
| 00:10:06 | Let me give you a map.
|
| 00:10:07 | If there's any sneaky fun whatsoever,
it would be him sneaking out of the hotel
room to a pay phone
and making all his calls.
|
| 00:10:15 | he's--he's like,
..
|
| 00:10:20 | "
Gene: Where are we going?
|
| 00:10:31 | Shannon: We're going over here.
|
| 00:10:33 | Nick: We're finding snow stuff now.
|
| 00:10:38 | Sophie: I need a jacket that won't get snow
in it.
|
| 00:10:41 | I'm diggin' on these little boots.
|
| 00:10:42 | How much are one of these? um, 600.
|
| 00:10:44 | So you guys mark price of goods as probably
..
|
| 00:10:48 | Why are you asking about markup?
|
| 00:10:49 | And they sell it to you for 250, 300?
|
| 00:10:51 | You're takin' the joy out of the snow thing.
|
| 00:10:52 | Where we get you is on the clothes,
which I have some nice picked out for you.
|
| 00:10:55 | you have clothes picked out for
me?
|
| 00:10:57 | you will look
good.
|
| 00:11:01 | Hey, that's cool.
|
| 00:11:02 | WHERE'S DADDO? [WHISPERING] Where's daddo?
|
| 00:11:04 | Go find him. stop asking me.
|
| 00:11:06 | Walk around and look.
|
| 00:11:08 | He's wandering off like an old woman.
|
| 00:11:09 | "
how you doing? I'm looking for ian.
|
| 00:11:14 | I don't know if you candesign a kiss board
what
kind of board?
|
| 00:11:18 | Daddo? father?
|
| 00:11:19 | If you have the face over here and the tongue
take the rest of the board, you're standing
on the--
definitely can have the tongue come down
and around.
|
| 00:11:25 | ..
|
| 00:11:27 | Yeah. sure. the tongue.
|
| 00:11:28 | I can definitely produce something.
|
| 00:11:30 | Even coca-cola put my face on their bottles
in france.
|
| 00:11:32 | You're replacing santa now. that's nice.
|
| 00:11:34 | Santa was on the bottles?
|
| 00:11:36 | Yeah. santa used to be on one.
|
| 00:11:37 | Oh, I didn't know that.
|
| 00:11:38 | ..
|
| 00:11:41 | Anyway, he's not real. I am.
|
| 00:11:42 | We're going boarding tomorrow. what?
|
| 00:11:45 | We're going tomorrow.
|
| 00:11:47 | Hey!
|
| 00:11:48 | I'm done with you.
|
| 00:11:49 | I don't think she cares.
|
| 00:11:51 | Sharon tweet!
|
| 00:11:52 | You just call her "sharon"?
|
| 00:11:54 | Yeah. wrong show.
|
| 00:11:55 | I don't wanna go tomorrow.
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| 00:12:01 | Nick: ♪♪ Home, sweet home ♪♪
|
| 00:12:05 | Sophie: Oh. it's nice.
|
| 00:12:06 | Shannon: Cute. very cute.
|
| 00:12:08 | Gene: This is the entrance, right?
|
| 00:12:09 | THIS IS THE HOUSE. Shannon: This is it!
|
| 00:12:12 | This is the entire house?
|
| 00:12:12 | This was all that was available at the last
minute.
|
| 00:12:15 | What do you think, daddo?
|
| 00:12:17 | Ah--it's cute.
|
| 00:12:18 | Oh, my god. it's teeny.
|
| 00:12:19 | How many bedrooms do we have?
|
| 00:12:22 | One bedroom.
|
| 00:12:23 | That's--it's way too small. I hate it.
|
| 00:12:26 | Oh, my god.
|
| 00:12:27 | Hey, there's only one bathroom in here!
|
| 00:12:30 | Dad's idea of a perfect vacation
is sitting on his toilet with a book,
4 piles of toilet paper, and his phone.
|
| 00:12:36 | If there was a tv in there, we'd never see
him again.
|
| 00:12:40 | Ever. ever.
|
| 00:12:41 | He's gone.
|
| 00:12:42 | Shannon: Nicko, sophie, get up.
|
| 00:12:44 | Come and look outside.
|
| 00:12:45 | Ooh. oh, it's so pretty.
|
| 00:12:51 | Shannon:..
|
| 00:12:51 | You know, when old people fall, they break
a hip.
|
| 00:12:54 | Sophie: Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
|
| 00:12:56 | Ah, you're killin' me.
|
| 00:13:04 | Gene: I don't notice anybody else carrying
pillows.
|
| 00:13:09 | Have you guys skied before?
|
| 00:13:11 | No.no. nope. ok.
|
| 00:13:12 | I mean,i don't get it.
|
| 00:13:13 | Finlay: Get the hang of the feel.
|
| 00:13:15 | Get the hang of the feel.
|
| 00:13:16 | Yeah.
|
| 00:13:18 | [Laughing]
ohh. ohh.
|
| 00:13:20 | And the use of the pillow is in effect.
|
| 00:13:22 | I'll never make fun of long john silver
ever again.
|
| 00:13:27 | You've earned the right
to not have pillow strapped to your [bleep]
like a retard.
|
| 00:13:31 | Ok, gang, we're ready to go to the chair.
|
| 00:13:33 | Are we good? all right. let's go.
|
| 00:13:35 | Going where?
|
| 00:13:36 | THAT. Nick: I'm not going up that.
|
| 00:13:37 | What, up that thing? you're out of your mind.
|
| 00:13:39 | isn't there, like, a snowmobile
that takes you up?
|
| 00:13:42 | Sophie: No. that's it.
|
| 00:13:43 | I'll pay him. I'll buy one.
|
| 00:13:45 | Where's the ski valet?
|
| 00:13:46 | Come on, dad.
|
| 00:13:47 | You're laughin'. I'm not makin' jokes.
|
| 00:13:49 | Have a nice trip, pops!
|
| 00:13:51 | Dad, let's go.
|
| 00:13:51 | Those people are out of their minds.
|
| 00:13:53 | Sophie, look at that.
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| 00:13:54 | Dad, let's go.
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| 00:13:55 | Uh, don't go.
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| 00:18:48 | ha ha!uh-oh. uh-oh.
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| 00:18:50 | Ho ho! don't--you little midget.
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| 00:18:51 | Shannon:it's almost--
ok, no pushing your sister
and no throwing snowin her face,
or you have to come inif you do.
|
| 00:18:57 | Gene: Hey!nicholas.
|
| 00:18:59 | you're out
of your mind.
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| 00:19:02 | Finlay: Stand up.
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| 00:19:04 | [Laughing]
shoes and snowboards-- not a good idea.
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| 00:19:08 | Gene:!
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| 00:19:11 | Finlay: That's it. there you go.
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| 00:19:13 | Nice. a good start.
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| 00:19:18 | Doing mostly--most stuff--
just be bankers and lawyers, make lots of
money, and be quiet.
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| 00:19:23 | Finlay: All right.
|
| 00:19:25 | Sophie: Dad, come on!
|
| 00:19:25 | "
"
"
I hate everybody.
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| 00:19:35 | I've toured for 32 years,
done every country in the world,
made a lot of money.
|
| 00:19:39 | Is there one of those snowmobile kind of
guys?
|
| 00:19:42 | I'll buy it.
|
| 00:19:44 | Don't tell my kids or shannon,
'cause they'll poke fun of me.
|
| 00:19:49 | Yeah. I like that.
|
| 00:19:56 | Sophie: Did you seriously just give up and
take the snowmobile?
|
| 00:20:00 | uh, this guy was going by,
"
"
you fell and couldn't get up and took a ride,
didn't you?
|
| 00:20:09 | He said, "come on. do me favor. hop on.
|
| 00:20:11 | It's--it's my board, and you'll really like
"
"
I didn't want to hurt his feelings.
|
| 00:20:18 | Uh-huh.
|
| 00:20:38 | Are you mayor wood?
|
| 00:20:39 | Yes. hi.
|
| 00:20:40 | Nice to see you.i'm gene simmons.
|
| 00:20:41 | Gene, nice to meet you.welcome to mammoth.
|
| 00:20:43 | Thank you for seeing meon such short notice.
|
| 00:20:45 | Let me get to the big idea.
|
| 00:20:47 | [Telephone line rings through]
Shannon: Where is he?
|
| 00:20:49 | He's not answering his phone.
|
| 00:20:50 | I really think there's a big opportunity
for both mammoth and kiss
to take a look at all kinds of wacky stuff.
|
| 00:20:57 | Kiss was the brand, is the brand, will always
be the brand.
|
| 00:21:00 | The kiss races, where you got a corporate
entity gets involved,
and you have people who could race downhill,
bub-bub-bah, but you've gotta wear the makeup.
|
| 00:21:08 | Gene simmons should be a brand,
and it will be a brand.
|
| 00:21:10 | The basic ideais if you guys wanna make
more money, I'm your guy.
|
| 00:21:14 | If you're happy with the way things are,
kick me out of here.
|
| 00:21:17 | Nice. I love the snow and the fat elephant.
|
| 00:21:19 | I'd get rid of that fat elephant.
|
| 00:21:21 | Ah ha ha!
|
| 00:21:22 | I would have a big campaign
with a trim man, you know, going,
with this chunk here so you can see him.
|
| 00:21:25 | "
he's got shades on.
|
| 00:21:28 | ..
|
| 00:21:30 | the time
"
something like-- that's hip and cool.
|
| 00:21:37 | Y-you've got a lot of ideas.
|
| 00:21:38 | Should I leave a message, mom? yeah.
|
| 00:21:40 | Tell him we're gonna leave without him.
|
| 00:21:41 | I'm fast. I ask only 2 or 3 questions.
|
| 00:21:43 | How much money are you looking for?
|
| 00:21:45 | What's your calendar timeframe?
|
| 00:21:47 | And those are my marching orders.
|
| 00:21:49 | Business is dad's crack.
|
| 00:21:50 | Uh, when everyone else was doing real crack,
he was making money on the side.
|
| 00:21:58 | Shannon: Stinko, is that you?
|
| 00:22:00 | Yeah, it's stinko. yeah.
|
| 00:22:02 | Where were you?
|
| 00:22:02 | ..
|
| 00:22:05 | You were doing business?
|
| 00:22:06 | No. no deals. pat him down.
|
| 00:22:07 | Get that phone away.
|
| 00:22:09 | No deals were s--
Shannon: You're-- you're off-- you're off-limits
now.
|
| 00:22:13 | Give it to me. where is it?
|
| 00:22:14 | You're on vacation. what are you doing?
|
| 00:22:16 | Shannon: You can tell the truth.
|
| 00:22:19 | [Sighs]
all right. I went to meet the mayor.
|
| 00:22:25 | I had some really big ideas.
|
| 00:22:27 | Here's--here's the idea.
|
| 00:22:28 | I take a part of-- part of the, uh--
..
|
| 00:22:33 | Sophie: Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:22:34 | ..
|
| 00:22:37 | What are you doing?
|
| 00:22:38 | We're going to dinner.
|
| 00:22:39 | You can come if you want.
|
| 00:22:41 | I--i didn't make any deals.
|
| 00:22:43 | We just talked about stuff.
|
| 00:22:47 | [Restaurant patrons talking]
Boy: Gene, can we get your autograph?
|
| 00:22:58 | Sure. what's your name?
|
| 00:23:00 | Connor.
|
| 00:23:01 | Where do they sell the t-shirt, here?
|
| 00:23:02 | Uh, actually my mom got it. oh, cool.
|
| 00:23:07 | How's it goin', man?
|
| 00:23:08 | I'm lookin' for, uh,gene simmons.
|
| 00:23:18 | He wants me to go over there? yeah.
|
| 00:23:20 | Shannon: Or don't go. whatever.
|
| 00:23:27 | Oh. nice to see you. how's it goin'?
|
| 00:23:30 | What do you got there?
|
| 00:23:31 | Dad doesn't get up and go see fans.
|
| 00:23:33 | So, here's kind of something,
like a little miniature snowboard.
|
| 00:23:36 | Can you see him? what's he doing?
|
| 00:23:38 | I don't see who he's
talking to.
|
| 00:23:40 | Got to think about binding placement, where
your feet are.
|
| 00:23:43 | He's standing at the bar.
|
| 00:23:44 | What else would he be doing at the bar?
|
| 00:23:47 | See, I like the red--
if this was as big as possible
and that red thing was all over the place
and it was like a red, flaming board
and there were flames all over
it.
|
| 00:23:58 | My--may not be cool to some guy that never
gets laid,
but it would be cool to my fans.
|
| 00:24:07 | I'm only about the masses.
|
| 00:24:08 | Like nfl, that market-- that markets to everybody.
|
| 00:24:13 | Uh-huh.
|
| 00:24:14 | We're almost done.
|
| 00:24:17 | Hi.
|
| 00:24:18 | Hi. how's it going? ian.
|
| 00:24:20 | How are you?
|
| 00:24:21 | Nice to meet you.
|
| 00:24:23 | I'm busted.
|
| 00:24:24 | Dad has no off switch when it comes to business.
|
| 00:24:27 | He's just business all the time,
and if he's, like, eating eggs, he's like,
"
gene simmons green eggs and ham.
|
| 00:24:35 | "I'll call-- I'll call angus.
|
| 00:24:37 | "
"
"
hup.
|
| 00:24:55 | Shannon: Come on.
|
| 00:24:56 | Sophie: Beat the traffic.
|
| 00:24:57 | Leave the businessman there.
|
| 00:24:59 | [Starts engine]
hey!
|
| 00:25:02 | Hey, we're on vacation! wait!
|
| 00:25:04 | Unbelievable.
|
| 00:25:06 | Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll be right there.
|
| 00:25:09 | Let's all go--
just wait for me a second. this is crazy.
|
| 00:25:12 | Don't you wanna go s-sleighing or skating
[bleep]
you gotta--
COME ON. Nick: Bye-bye.
|
| 00:25:23 | Sophie: Hey!
|
| 00:25:24 | Nick and Sophie:..
|
| 00:25:25 | I'm gonna kill myself out here.
|
| 00:25:27 | I'm gonna knock you out. let me in there.
|
| 00:25:30 | Come on. I have money. let me in.
|
| 00:25:32 | I cut your umbilical cord, for god sakes.
|
| 00:25:37 | Unbelievable.
|
| 00:25:38 | Shannon: Never going anywhere with you again.
|
| 00:25:41 | Nick: Ever.
|
| 00:25:41 | "
Gene: I just made a few phone calls.
|
| 00:26:07 | Unbelievable.
|
| 00:26:11 | He could find a way to make a buck on anything.
|
| 00:26:12 | He could find a way to make money on yoga
probably,
with kiss yoga mats,
..
|
| 00:26:20 | On his face. tongue or something.
|
| 00:26:22 | You know, something gross.
|
| 00:26:23 | [Laughing]
I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in
the mouth.
|
| 00:26:28 | [Brushing teeth]
Shannon: Whenever you're done brushing your
teeth,
you should come out here and get your reward.
|
| 00:26:35 | Really?
|
| 00:26:35 | Mm-hmm. that's what I'm talkin' about.
|
| 00:26:37 | Yeah, well, you shouldn't start something
you're not gonna finish, little girl.
|
| 00:26:40 | Oh, I can finish you off.
|
| 00:26:42 | Oh. uh-huh.
|
| 00:26:44 | ..
|
| 00:26:45 | Let's play.
|
| 00:26:47 | ♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪
|
| 00:26:51 | what the hell?
|
| 00:26:57 | It was an opportunity!
|
| 00:26:59 | Kind of looks good, though, I gotta admit.
|
| 00:27:04 | Aw, that's really cool.
|
| 00:27:05 | Captioning made possible bythe greif company
captioned by the nationalcaptioning institute
--www.ncicap.org--
Soon there's gonna be gene simmons bikini
car wash.
|
| 00:27:13 | Gene simmons records.
|
| 00:27:15 | Gene simmons game-- new magazine.
|
| 00:27:18 | Gene simmons--
oh, gene simmons toilet paper.
|
| 00:27:20 | Gene simmons all sorts of things.
|
| 00:27:23 | So basically you wanna take over the world?
|
| 00:27:27 | Yes.
|
| 00:27:52 | ( theme song playing )
|
| 00:00:00 | Ing.
|
| 00:00:02 | Gene, stop working.we're on vacation.
|
| 00:00:06 | Let me tell you aboutthe business that is
kiss,
and then I'll tell you the big idea.
|
| 00:00:12 | I'm backlogged in meetings. you know what?
|
| 00:00:14 | Let's take out a big booth,
fill it with gorgeous girls,
make it the biggest thing there.
|
| 00:00:21 | Gene: I think we should do a kiss broadway
play.
|
| 00:00:23 | ..
|
| 00:00:25 | And you can tour the worldwith--with the
broadway show.
|
| 00:00:28 | Many shows.
|
| 00:00:29 | Kiss jet called kiss air.
|
| 00:00:32 | Cable company, television shows.
|
| 00:00:34 | Kiss babiescartoon show.
|
| 00:00:36 | Kiss coffeehouse.
|
| 00:00:37 | Kiss girls online comic book.
|
| 00:00:40 | we're not even selling
the drivers.
|
| 00:00:44 | We're selling the emotion of it.
|
| 00:00:45 | it's good to have you-- where you
going?
|
| 00:00:47 | It's just one more thing I gotta do before
i--
what is it?
|
| 00:00:50 | A gene simmons tongue vibrator.
|
| 00:00:52 | Man: The possibilities are endless.
|
| 00:00:57 | Sophie: Where's dad?
|
| 00:00:58 | Haven't seen him.
|
| 00:00:59 | I didn't see him this morning.
|
| 00:01:00 | Shannon: I haven't seen him either.
|
| 00:01:03 | [Breathing while asleep]
whoo! aah!
|
| 00:01:11 | !
|
| 00:01:12 | Eww! eww!
|
| 00:01:15 | Eww hoo hoo!
|
| 00:01:15 | that's
disgusting.
|
| 00:01:19 | it's almost
noon.
|
| 00:01:23 | Ok. I'll get dressed.
|
| 00:01:24 | Nick: Aww, look at him.
|
| 00:01:26 | This is bad. this is workaholic bad.
|
| 00:01:30 | Say this. say this. say this.
|
| 00:01:31 | .."
my name is gene simmons.
|
| 00:01:34 | "
"workaholic" is not a good word.
|
| 00:01:37 | "
and I'm a workaholic.
|
| 00:01:39 | "
I'm a workaholic.
|
| 00:01:42 | Shannon: You should sleep.
|
| 00:01:43 | You know what? you're workin' so hard.
|
| 00:01:46 | Give me a kiss.
|
| 00:01:46 | God, man, there's dead frogs in there.
|
| 00:01:48 | I think it smells good.
|
| 00:01:51 | You miss us!
|
| 00:01:51 | Yeah, you're right.
|
| 00:01:52 | ..
|
| 00:01:55 | You like it. work.
|
| 00:01:57 | Well, there he goes.
|
| 00:02:00 | Nick: What happened?
|
| 00:02:01 | Dad went to another meeting.
|
| 00:02:02 | Again? yep.
|
| 00:02:03 | That's--he didn't even get any sleep.
|
| 00:02:05 | He needs, like, an intervention or something.
|
| 00:02:07 | Yeah. not a bad idea. intervention.
|
| 00:02:09 | Kidnap him on a vacation.
|
| 00:02:10 | What if you guys can help me distract him
a little?
|
| 00:02:14 | I'm gonna get that black book, because--
his life revolves around it.
|
| 00:02:18 | It's like the black box when there's a crash.
|
| 00:02:21 | Everything's in there.
|
| 00:02:22 | We're gonna crash this plane.
|
| 00:02:24 | ..
|
| 00:02:29 | Is documented.
|
| 00:02:29 | Is documented, and it's always in my book.
|
| 00:02:31 | I can open it on the first page, and I've
got my credit cards.
|
| 00:02:36 | .." right? "cash--"
YEAH. THEY HAVE PDAs NOW.
|
| 00:02:41 | What's pda?
|
| 00:02:46 | !
|
| 00:02:54 | Where's my book?
|
| 00:02:57 | Where is it?
|
| 00:03:02 | Aw, jeez.
|
| 00:03:03 | Has anybody seen my book? come on.
|
| 00:03:06 | What are you doing?
|
| 00:03:07 | Shannon: We're going to mammoth.
|
| 00:03:09 | Seriously, where's my book?
|
| 00:03:10 | This book here? give me that.
|
| 00:03:11 | If you want this, you cancel all your meetings.
|
| 00:03:15 | You've got 30 minutes. your stuff is packed.
|
| 00:03:16 | Anything you're gonna need this weekend is
in this bag.
|
| 00:03:19 | No, seriously.
|
| 00:03:20 | You better get going, 'cause you've got 30
..
|
| 00:03:23 | Give me my book. to clear the agenda.
|
| 00:03:25 | No, seriously, go. come on, knucklehead.
|
| 00:03:27 | you just need
to get on the phone and say bye-bye to people.
|
| 00:03:31 | Bye-bye. bye-bye.
|
| 00:03:32 | [Kiss]
Shannon: We're gonna snowboard. I hate vacation.
|
| 00:03:35 | You gonna learn stuff. I hate vacation.
|
| 00:03:36 | Sophie: Great idea, dad. I hate it.
|
| 00:03:38 | Let go. let go. let go.
|
| 00:03:40 | Let go. good.
|
| 00:03:40 | It's not good. you don't need that.
|
| 00:03:43 | [Bleep] that book.
|
| 00:03:44 | God, now I could just kill that book.
|
| 00:03:47 | [Telephone line rings through]
Gene: Hi, rich?
|
| 00:03:50 | Shannon tweed's got megoing up to mammoth.
|
| 00:03:53 | She wants to go skiing and vacationing.
|
| 00:03:54 | while I'm up there,
I wanna meet all the big movers and shakers.
|
| 00:03:59 | I wanna meet the mayor, the real-estate guy,
and maybe you can find me a company that
can make snowboards.
|
| 00:04:04 | Gene simmons snowboard. can you imagine?
|
| 00:04:07 | Put my face on a snowboard. set it up.
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|
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|
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|
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|
| 00:07:37 | So be a player.
|
| 00:07:39 | Because getting active for at least an hour
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|
| 00:07:45 | And that helps you keep your eye on the ball.
|
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|
| 00:07:59 | ..
|
| 00:08:40 | non: LIKE IT OUT THERE?
|
| 00:08:41 | Yeah.push, nicholas.
|
| 00:08:42 | With this mask--with this mask,
I'm gonna eat snow, andit's covering my eyes.
|
| 00:08:54 | Ok, stinky, you're on your best behavior.
|
| 00:08:57 | No internet. no phone. no business.
|
| 00:09:00 | It's called vacation.
|
| 00:09:02 | It's a foreign thing to you.
|
| 00:09:03 | rich, what do you
got?
|
| 00:09:05 | What do you know? what do you say?
|
| 00:09:07 | [Dialing] jerry, it's gene simmons.
|
| 00:09:08 | I'm on the way out of town, going to some
kind of ski resort or something.
|
| 00:09:13 | [ring]
[shannon sighs]
aren't you all glad daddy took his phone?
|
| 00:09:18 | [Dials] hello.
|
| 00:09:18 | "
"
say
again, rich.
|
| 00:09:25 | I didn't want--
nice and relaxing.
|
| 00:09:30 | Nick: Cold hands. relaxing.
|
| 00:09:32 | Stop. it's cold.
|
| 00:09:33 | [ring]
I remember when I first came to america,
this--i couldn't figure out how to do this.
|
| 00:09:39 | Shannon: please don't say,
"when I first came to america," ever again.
|
| 00:09:43 | You've been here for fifty years.
|
| 00:09:45 | IN THE FIFTIES, IN THE 1850s--
Oh, my god.
|
| 00:09:48 | Ok, I'm gonna go peeps.
|
| 00:09:49 | Ok. thank you for announcing.
|
| 00:09:51 | Nick:"
[arf arf]
[dials]
we are coming into mammoth
shortly,
and I look forward to talking to you about
some big ideas for mammoth.
|
| 00:10:04 | Is he in the bathroom?
|
| 00:10:06 | Yeah. I think so.
|
| 00:10:07 | Ian, it's gene simmons.
|
| 00:10:08 | I look forward to meeting with you regarding
designing some snowboards.
|
| 00:10:13 | Where is daddy?
|
| 00:10:14 | Sophie: How did you get over there?
|
| 00:10:16 | I, uh--i had to go to the bathroom.
|
| 00:10:19 | For how long? but you went that way.
|
| 00:10:22 | Didn't have to point.
|
| 00:10:23 | There was a kind of another way of coming
out.
|
| 00:10:26 | Let me give you a map.
|
| 00:10:27 | If there's any sneaky fun whatsoever,
it would be him sneaking out of the hotel
room to a pay phone
and making all his calls.
|
| 00:10:35 | he's--he's like,
..
|
| 00:10:40 | "
Gene: Where are we going?
|
| 00:10:51 | Shannon: We're going over here.
|
| 00:10:53 | Nick: We're finding snow stuff now.
|
| 00:10:58 | Sophie: I need a jacket that won't get snow
in it.
|
| 00:11:01 | I'm diggin' on these little boots.
|
| 00:11:02 | How much are one of these? um, 600.
|
| 00:11:03 | So you guys mark price of goods as probably
..
|
| 00:11:08 | Why are you asking about markup?
|
| 00:11:09 | And they sell it to you for 250, 300?
|
| 00:11:10 | You're takin' the joy out of the snow thing.
|
| 00:11:12 | Where we get you is on the clothes,
which I have some nice picked out for you.
|
| 00:11:15 | you have clothes picked out for
me?
|
| 00:11:17 | you will look
good.
|
| 00:11:21 | Hey, that's cool.
|
| 00:11:22 | WHERE'S DADDO? [WHISPERING] Where's daddo?
|
| 00:11:24 | Go find him. stop asking me.
|
| 00:11:26 | Walk around and look.
|
| 00:11:28 | He's wandering off like an old woman.
|
| 00:11:29 | "
how you doing? I'm looking for ian.
|
| 00:11:34 | I don't know if you candesign a kiss board
what
kind of board?
|
| 00:11:38 | Daddo? father?
|
| 00:11:39 | If you have the face over here and the tongue
take the rest of the board, you're standing
on the--
definitely can have the tongue come down
and around.
|
| 00:11:45 | ..
|
| 00:11:47 | Yeah. sure. the tongue.
|
| 00:11:48 | I can definitely produce something.
|
| 00:11:50 | Even coca-cola put my face on their bottles
in france.
|
| 00:11:52 | You're replacing santa now. that's nice.
|
| 00:11:54 | Santa was on the bottles?
|
| 00:11:56 | Yeah. santa used to be on one.
|
| 00:11:57 | Oh, I didn't know that.
|
| 00:11:58 | ..
|
| 00:12:01 | Anyway, he's not real. I am.
|
| 00:12:02 | We're going boarding tomorrow. what?
|
| 00:12:05 | We're going tomorrow.
|
| 00:12:07 | Hey!
|
| 00:12:08 | I'm done with you.
|
| 00:12:09 | I don't think she cares.
|
| 00:12:11 | Sharon tweet!
|
| 00:12:12 | You just call her "sharon"?
|
| 00:12:14 | Yeah. wrong show.
|
| 00:12:15 | I don't wanna go tomorrow.
|
| 00:12:21 | Nick: ♪♪ Home, sweet home ♪♪
|
| 00:12:25 | Sophie: Oh. it's nice.
|
| 00:12:26 | Shannon: Cute. very cute.
|
| 00:12:28 | Gene: This is the entrance, right?
|
| 00:12:29 | THIS IS THE HOUSE. Shannon: This is it!
|
| 00:12:32 | This is the entire house?
|
| 00:12:32 | This was all that was available at the last
minute.
|
| 00:12:35 | What do you think, daddo?
|
| 00:12:37 | Yeah--it's cute.
|
| 00:12:38 | Oh, my god. it's teeny.
|
| 00:12:39 | How many bedrooms do we have?
|
| 00:12:42 | One bedroom.
|
| 00:12:43 | That's--it's way too small. I hate it.
|
| 00:12:46 | Oh, my god.
|
| 00:12:47 | Hey, there's only one bathroom in here!
|
| 00:12:50 | Dad's idea of a perfect vacation
is sitting on his toilet with a book,
4 piles of toilet paper, and his phone.
|
| 00:12:56 | If there was a tv in there, we'd never see
him again.
|
| 00:13:00 | Ever. ever.
|
| 00:13:01 | He's gone.
|
| 00:13:02 | Shannon: Nicko, sophie, get up.
|
| 00:13:04 | Come and look outside.
|
| 00:13:05 | Ooh. oh, it's so pretty.
|
| 00:13:11 | Shannon:..
|
| 00:13:11 | You know, when old people fall, they break
a hip.
|
| 00:13:14 | Sophie: Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
|
| 00:13:16 | Ah, you're killin' me.
|
| 00:13:24 | Gene: I don't notice anybody else carrying
pillows.
|
| 00:13:29 | Have you guys skied before?
|
| 00:13:31 | No.no. nope. ok.
|
| 00:13:32 | I mean,i don't get it.
|
| 00:13:33 | Finlay: Get the hang of the feel.
|
| 00:13:35 | Get the hang of the feel.
|
| 00:13:36 | Yeah.
|
| 00:13:38 | [Laughing]
ohh. ohh.
|
| 00:13:40 | And the use of the pillow is in effect.
|
| 00:13:42 | I'll never make fun of long john silver
ever again.
|
| 00:13:47 | You've earned the right
to not have pillow strapped to your [bleep]
like a retard.
|
| 00:13:51 | Ok, gang, we're ready to go to the chair.
|
| 00:13:53 | Are we good? all right. let's go.
|
| 00:13:55 | Going where?
|
| 00:13:56 | THAT. Nick: I'm not going up that.
|
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| 00:13:59 | isn't there, like, a snowmobile
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| 00:14:02 | Sophie: No. that's it.
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| 00:14:03 | I'll pay him. I'll buy one.
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| 00:14:05 | Where's the ski valet?
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| 00:14:06 | Come on, dad.
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| 00:14:07 | You're laughin'. I'm not makin' jokes.
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| 00:14:09 | Have a nice trip, pops!
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| 00:14:11 | Dad, let's go.
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| 00:14:11 | Those people are out of their minds.
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| 00:14:14 | Dad, let's go.
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| 00:14:15 | Uh, don't go.
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| 00:19:02 | Gene: Ha ha ha ha!uh-oh. uh-oh.
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| 00:19:04 | Ho ho! don't--you little midget.
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| 00:19:06 | Shannon:it's almost--
ok, no pushing your sister
and no throwing snowin her face,
or you have to come inif you do.
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| 00:19:12 | Gene: Hey!nicholas.
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| 00:19:14 | you're out
of your mind.
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| 00:19:17 | Finlay: Stand up.
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| 00:19:19 | [Laughing]
shoes and snowboards-- not a good idea.
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| 00:19:23 | Gene:!
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| 00:19:25 | Finlay: That's it. there you go.
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| 00:19:28 | Nice. a good start.
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| 00:19:29 | Gene: I hope nobody's looking.
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| 00:19:32 | ..
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| 00:19:33 | Doing mostly--most stuff--
just be bankers and lawyers, make lots of
money, and be quiet.
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| 00:19:38 | Finlay: All right.
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| 00:19:39 | Sophie: Dad, come on!
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| 00:19:40 | "
"
"
I hate everybody.
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| 00:19:50 | I've toured for 32 years,
done every country in the world,
made a lot of money.
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| 00:19:54 | Is there one of those snowmobile kind of
guys?
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| 00:19:57 | I'll buy it.
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| 00:19:59 | Don't tell my kids or shannon,
'cause they'll poke fun of me.
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| 00:20:04 | Yeah. I like that.
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| 00:20:11 | Sophie: Did you seriously just give up and
take the snowmobile?
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| 00:20:15 | uh, this guy was going by,
"
"
you fell and couldn't get up and took a ride,
didn't you?
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| 00:20:24 | He said, "come on. do me favor. hop on.
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| 00:20:26 | It's--it's my board, and you'll really like
"
"
I didn't want to hurt his feelings.
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| 00:20:33 | Uh-huh.
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| 00:20:53 | Are you mayor wood?
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| 00:20:54 | Yes. hi.
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| 00:20:55 | Nice to see you.i'm gene simmons.
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| 00:20:56 | Gene, nice to meet you.welcome to mammoth.
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| 00:20:58 | Thank you for seeing meon such short notice.
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| 00:21:00 | Let me get to the big idea.
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| 00:21:01 | [Telephone line rings through]
Shannon: Where is he?
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| 00:21:04 | He's not answering his phone.
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| 00:21:05 | I really think there's a big opportunity
for both mammoth and kiss
to take a look at all kinds of wacky stuff.
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| 00:21:12 | Kiss was the brand, is the brand, will always
be the brand.
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| 00:21:15 | The kiss races, where you got a corporate
entity gets involved,
and you have people who could race downhill,
bub-bub-bah, but you've gotta wear the makeup.
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| 00:21:22 | Gene simmons should be a brand,
and it will be a brand.
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| 00:21:25 | The basic ideais if you guys wanna make
more money, I'm your guy.
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| 00:21:29 | If you're happy with the way things are,
kick me out of here.
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| 00:21:32 | Nice. I love the snow and the fat elephant.
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| 00:21:34 | I'd get rid of that fat elephant.
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| 00:21:36 | Ah ha ha!
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| 00:21:37 | I would have a big campaign
with a trim man, you know, going,
with this chunk here so you can see him.
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| 00:21:40 | "
he's got shades on.
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| 00:21:43 | ..
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| 00:21:45 | the time
"
something like-- that's hip and cool.
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| 00:21:51 | Y-you've got a lot of ideas.
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| 00:21:53 | Should I leave a message, mom? yeah.
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| 00:21:54 | Tell him we're gonna leave without him.
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| 00:21:56 | I'm fast. I ask only 2 or 3 questions.
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| 00:21:58 | How much money are you looking for?
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| 00:22:00 | What's your calendar timeframe?
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| 00:22:02 | And those are my marching orders.
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| 00:22:04 | Business is dad's crack.
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| 00:22:05 | Uh, when everyone else was doing real crack,
he was making money on the side.
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| 00:22:13 | Shannon: Stinko, is that you?
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| 00:22:15 | Yeah, it's stinko. yeah.
|
| 00:22:17 | Where were you?
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| 00:22:17 | ..
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| 00:22:20 | You were doing business?
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| 00:22:21 | No. no deals. pat him down.
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| 00:22:22 | Get that phone away.
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| 00:22:24 | No deals were s--
Shannon: You're-- you're off-- you're off-limits
now.
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| 00:22:28 | Give it to me. where is it?
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| 00:22:29 | You're on vacation. what are you doing?
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| 00:22:31 | Shannon: You can tell the truth.
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| 00:22:34 | [Sighs]
all right. I went to meet the mayor.
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| 00:22:40 | I had some really big ideas.
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| 00:22:42 | Here's--here's the idea.
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| 00:22:43 | I take a part of-- part of the, uh--
..
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| 00:22:48 | Sophie: Mm-hmm.
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| 00:22:49 | ..
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| 00:22:52 | What are you doing?
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| 00:22:53 | We're going to dinner.
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| 00:22:54 | You can come if you want.
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| 00:22:56 | I--i didn't make any deals.
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| 00:22:57 | We just talked about stuff.
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| 00:23:01 | [Restaurant patrons talking]
Boy: Gene, can we get your autograph?
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| 00:23:13 | Sure. what's your name?
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| 00:23:15 | Connor.
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| 00:23:16 | Where do they sell the t-shirt, here?
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| 00:23:17 | Uh, actually my mom got it. oh, cool.
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| 00:23:22 | How's it goin', man?
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| 00:23:23 | I'm lookin' for, uh,gene simmons.
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| 00:23:33 | He wants me to go over there? yeah.
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| 00:23:35 | Shannon: Or don't go. whatever.
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| 00:23:42 | Oh. nice to see you. how's it goin'?
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| 00:23:45 | What do you got there?
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| 00:23:46 | Dad doesn't get up and go see fans.
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| 00:23:48 | So, here's kind of something,
like a little miniature snowboard.
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| 00:23:51 | Can you see him? what's he doing?
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| 00:23:53 | I don't see who he's
talking to.
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| 00:23:55 | Got to think about binding placement, where
your feet are.
|
| 00:23:58 | He's standing at the bar.
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| 00:23:59 | What else would he be doing at the bar?
|
| 00:24:01 | See, I like the red--
if this was as big as possible
and that red thing was all over the place
and it was like a red, flaming board
and there were flames all over
it.
|
| 00:24:13 | My--may not be cool to some guy that never
gets laid,
but it would be cool to my fans.
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| 00:24:22 | I'm only about the masses.
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| 00:24:23 | Like nfl, that market-- that markets to everybody.
|
| 00:24:28 | Uh-huh.
|
| 00:24:29 | We're almost done.
|
| 00:24:32 | Hi.
|
| 00:24:33 | Hi. how's it going? ian.
|
| 00:24:35 | How are you?
|
| 00:24:36 | Nice to meet you.
|
| 00:24:38 | I'm busted.
|
| 00:24:38 | Dad has no off switch when it comes to business.
|
| 00:24:41 | He's just business all the time,
and if he's, like, eating eggs, he's like,
"
ge simmons green eggs and ham.
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| 00:24:50 | "I'll call-- I'll call angus.
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| 00:24:52 | "
"
"
hup.
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| 00:25:10 | Shannon: Come on.
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| 00:25:11 | Sophie: Beat the traffic.
|
| 00:25:12 | Leave the businessman there.
|
| 00:25:14 | [Starts engine]
hey!
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| 00:25:16 | Hey, we're on vacation! wait!
|
| 00:25:19 | Unbelievable.
|
| 00:25:20 | Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll be right there.
|
| 00:25:24 | Let's all go--
just wait for me aond. this is crazy.
|
| 00:25:27 | Don't you wanna go s-sleighing or skating
[bleep]
you gotta--
COME ON. Nick: Bye-bye.
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| 00:25:38 | Sophie: Hey!
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| 00:25:38 | Nick and Sophie:..
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| 00:25:40 | I'm gonna kill myself out here.
|
| 00:25:42 | I'm gonna knock you out. let me in there.
|
| 00:25:44 | Come on. I have money. let me in.
|
| 00:25:47 | I cut your umbilical cord, for god sakes.
|
| 00:25:51 | Unbelievable.
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| 00:25:53 | Shannon: Never going anywhere with you again.
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| 00:25:56 | Nick: Ever.
|
| 00:25:56 | "
Gene: I just made a few phone calls.
|
| 00:26:22 | Unbelievable.
|
| 00:26:26 | He could find a way to make a buck on anything.
|
| 00:26:27 | He could find a way to make money on yoga
probably,
with kiss yoga mats,
..
|
| 00:26:35 | On his face. tongue or something.
|
| 00:26:37 | You know, something gross.
|
| 00:26:38 | [Laughing]
I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in
the mouth.
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| 00:26:43 | [Brushing teeth]
Shannon: Whenever you're done brushing your
teeth,
you should come out here and get your reward.
|
| 00:26:50 | Really?
|
| 00:26:50 | Mm-hmm. that's what I'm talkin' about.
|
| 00:26:52 | Yeah, well, you shouldn't start something
you're not gonna finish, little girl.
|
| 00:26:55 | Oh, I can finish you off.
|
| 00:26:57 | Oh. uh-huh.
|
| 00:26:59 | ..
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| 00:27:00 | Let's play.
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| 00:27:02 | ♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪
|
| 00:27:06 | what the hell?
|
| 00:27:12 | It was an opportunity!
|
| 00:27:14 | Kind of looks good, though, I gotta admit.
|
| 00:27:19 | Aw, that's really cool.
|
| 00:27:20 | Captioning made possible bythe greif company
captioned by the nationalcaptioning institute
--www.ncicap.org--
Soon there's gonna be gene simmons bikini
car wash.
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| 00:27:28 | Gene simmons records.
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| 00:27:30 | Gene simmons game-- new magazine.
|
| 00:27:33 | Gene simmons--
oh, gene simmons toilet paper.
|
| 00:27:35 | Gene simmons all sorts of things.
|
| 00:27:38 | So basically you wanna take over the world?
|
| 00:27:42 | Yes.
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| 00:28:07 | ( theme song playing )
( tapping foot )
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