| 00:00:02 | Did you call up howard thompson?
|
| 00:00:04 | He isn't marked off.
|
| 00:00:05 | Yeah, he's busy monday night.
|
| 00:00:07 | Baby-sitting with his grandson.
|
| 00:00:10 | Oh, yeah.
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| 00:00:12 | Grandson!
|
| 00:00:12 | Well, don't look at me like that!
|
| 00:00:15 | When I dated him
he was an interesting older man.
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| 00:00:18 | Hello, hello, is this sam zabaglione's house?
|
| 00:00:21 | Oh, no, no, no, don't call your daddy to
the phone.
|
| 00:00:26 | ..
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| 00:00:27 | Little girl, paisan!
|
| 00:00:34 | Well, we can always call the zoo
and order a couple of dancing bears.
|
| 00:00:38 | Oh! why didn't I think of this before.
|
| 00:00:42 | Who are you calling?
|
| 00:00:44 | Who, who, who?
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| 00:00:45 | Quiet, you sound like an owl.
|
| 00:00:47 | Well, who are you calling?
|
| 00:00:49 | Ginny jones, she knows every man in town.
|
| 00:00:53 | Oh, I feel hopeful again.
|
| 00:00:56 | Hello, ginny, ginny, this is lucy ricardo.
|
| 00:00:59 | Well, it's very nice
to hear your voice again, too, dear.
|
| 00:01:02 | I'll tell you why I called.
|
| 00:01:04 | ..
|
| 00:01:07 | What?
|
| 00:01:08 | They did!
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| 00:01:09 | Ricky and fred just called her.
|
| 00:01:12 | They did!
|
| 00:01:14 | They didn't.
|
| 00:01:16 | They didn't!
|
| 00:01:18 | They did!
|
| 00:01:20 | They did!
|
| 00:01:21 | They didn't!
|
| 00:01:23 | Well, did they or didn't they?
|
| 00:01:27 | Ricky and fred just asked her
to get them dates, too.
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| 00:01:30 | They didn't!
|
| 00:01:31 | They did!
|
| 00:01:33 | Those dirty two-timers.
|
| 00:01:35 | ..
|
| 00:01:37 | Wait a minute, I got an idea.
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| 00:01:38 | Ginny, I want you to get them dates
for monday night.
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| 00:01:42 | That's right.
|
| 00:01:43 | But the dates will be ethel and me.
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| 00:01:45 | Yeah, and one more thing, ginny
I want you to build up these beautiful, blind
dates
yeah, and tell them that we'll meet them
at ricky's apartment at 8:00.
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| 00:01:55 | That's right.
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| 00:01:56 | Just leave the rest to us, ginny.
|
| 00:01:58 | Okay, bye.
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| 00:02:38 | ♪♪
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| 00:02:42 | ♪♪ well, if you come from the hood ♪♪
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| 00:02:44 | ♪♪ or ya come from the burbs ♪♪
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| 00:02:45 | ♪♪ got the fellas up in here tonight ♪♪
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| 00:02:47 | ♪♪ ♪♪
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| 00:02:48 | ♪♪ we at the block partyhaving fun ♪♪
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| 00:03:09 | of
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| 00:03:11 | [ both screaming ]
I got into one of the most expensive schools
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| 00:05:43 | I wonder what they'll be like.
|
| 00:05:45 | Ginny said that they were just knockouts.
|
| 00:05:48 | Real dreams.
|
| 00:05:49 | (whistles)
Gorgeous willowy figures.
|
| 00:05:52 | (whistles)
Sweet dispositions.
|
| 00:05:57 | I wonder why they wanted
to meet us here at the apartment.
|
| 00:06:00 | Well, maybe they want to be with us alone.
|
| 00:06:02 | Just be thankful our wives have got early
dinner dates.
|
| 00:06:06 | (doorbell rings)
Hello, there!
|
| 00:06:25 | How do you do?
|
| 00:06:27 | We'd be looking for a couple
of fellows named ricky and fred.
|
| 00:06:31 | Be you they?
|
| 00:06:34 | We be simon and elmer.
|
| 00:06:36 | Good-bye.
|
| 00:06:37 | Oh, boy, that's a good one.
|
| 00:06:40 | We be your dates.
|
| 00:06:43 | This one is yours, fred.
|
| 00:06:45 | Fred: Oh, no, no.
|
| 00:06:57 | This one is yours, too, fred.
|
| 00:07:02 | Wait a minute, now
there's a little mistake here.
|
| 00:07:05 | I'm going to have that man over there
and this one is yours, ma.
|
| 00:07:11 | Hey, I'm going to like you.
|
| 00:07:14 | There must be some mistake.
|
| 00:07:15 | We're waiting for friends of ginny jones.
|
| 00:07:18 | Well, that's us.
|
| 00:07:19 | I'm yuncy, this here's my ma.
|
| 00:07:24 | That's your mother?
|
| 00:07:26 | It is?
|
| 00:07:27 | Oh, it is, it is, yeah!
|
| 00:07:30 | I knew that.
|
| 00:07:31 | Do something, ricky!
|
| 00:07:32 | Look, look, girls, it's very nice of you
to come over
but an emergency just came up
and we have to change our plans.
|
| 00:07:41 | Oh, look at him, ma, he's shy.
|
| 00:07:44 | What's the matter, sonny boy?
|
| 00:07:46 | Come on, kiss me.
|
| 00:07:47 | Wait a minute.
|
| 00:07:48 | Come on, kiss me.
|
| 00:07:49 | Kiss me right now.
|
| 00:07:50 | Let's get acquainted a little bit.
|
| 00:07:54 | Oh, boy, ma, this is fun!
|
| 00:08:04 | What's the matter, boy, ain't I your type?
|
| 00:08:07 | Oh, I do like to see the youngins having
fun!
|
| 00:08:10 | It's past his bedtime.
|
| 00:08:12 | He's got a rehearsal in the morning.
|
| 00:08:14 | Killjoy, come on over here and sit down.
|
| 00:08:16 | Ricky: Now hold it!
|
| 00:08:18 | Wait a minute!
|
| 00:08:19 | He's right, that's it.
|
| 00:08:20 | I have to rehearse in the morning.
|
| 00:08:22 | Oh, are you an actor feller?
|
| 00:08:24 | No, no.
|
| 00:08:26 | A dancer feller?
|
| 00:08:27 | No, I'm a singer feller.
|
| 00:08:28 | No!
|
| 00:08:29 | Ma: Well, sing something.
|
| 00:08:31 | Yeah.
|
| 00:08:32 | No, I couldn't.
|
| 00:08:33 | Okay, let's neck.
|
| 00:08:34 | Wait a minute.
|
| 00:08:37 | I'll sing.
|
| 00:08:41 | What would you like to hear?
|
| 00:08:43 | Oh, any little ditty.
|
| 00:08:45 | How about"guadalajara"?
|
| 00:08:47 | Oh, that was beautiful.
|
| 00:08:48 | Let's neck.
|
| 00:08:50 | No, wait a minute.
|
| 00:08:57 | ♪♪Guadalajara, guadalajara♪♪
|
| 00:09:02 | ♪♪guadalajara, guadalajara♪♪
|
| 00:09:06 | ♪♪enes el alma de provinciana♪♪
|
| 00:09:08 | ♪♪
|
| 00:09:12 | ♪♪a ver dejara breca del rio♪♪
|
| 00:09:14 | ♪♪son mis palomas tu caserio♪♪
|
| 00:09:15 | ..♪♪
|
| 00:09:20 | ♪♪ay, ay, ay ay, ay, ay♪♪
|
| 00:09:28 | ♪♪ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay♪♪
|
| 00:09:34 | ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
|
| 00:09:36 | ♪♪Ay, colomitos lejano♪♪
|
| 00:09:42 | ..!♪♪
|
| 00:09:47 | ..♪♪
|
| 00:09:49 | ♪♪hay colomitos inolvidables♪♪
|
| 00:09:52 | ♪♪inolvidable como la tarde♪♪
|
| 00:09:54 | ♪♪en que la lluvia deja el aroma♪♪
|
| 00:09:58 | ♪♪
|
| 00:10:01 | ♪♪
|
| 00:10:06 | ♪♪ay, ay, ay♪♪
|
| 00:10:09 | ♪♪ay, ay, ay♪♪
|
| 00:10:12 | ♪♪ay, ay, ay♪♪
|
| 00:10:16 | ..♪♪
|
| 00:10:23 | ♪♪guadalajara♪♪
|
| 00:10:27 | ♪♪
|
| 00:10:42 | well, well, if that don't beat all.
|
| 00:10:45 | I sure didn't know you had it in you, boy!
|
| 00:10:48 | Come on, let's neck.
|
| 00:10:51 | Let's have a cigarette.
|
| 00:10:53 | Yeah, let's smoke it up a bit.
|
| 00:10:57 | I know where they are, sonny, I'll get 'em
for you.
|
| 00:11:00 | Yuncy: Here you are, sonny.
|
| 00:11:02 | I would like to get a glass of water.
|
| 00:11:05 | Come on, fred.
|
| 00:11:06 | Can't you carry a glass of water by yourself?
|
| 00:11:09 | Let's get out of here while we got a chance.
|
| 00:11:12 | Wait a minute.
|
| 00:11:13 | Wait for what?
|
| 00:11:14 | Come back here.
|
| 00:11:15 | Did you notice that she knew
where the cigarettes were?
|
| 00:11:18 | That was kind of funny, huh?
|
| 00:11:20 | You know who those two creeps are in there?
|
| 00:11:24 | That's lucy and ethel.
|
| 00:11:25 | Oh, no, I'd know my own wife, wouldn't i?
|
| 00:11:29 | I bet you fred.
|
| 00:11:32 | By gosh, it is ethel.
|
| 00:11:37 | What do they think they're getting away with?
|
| 00:11:38 | Never mind, look, never mind.
|
| 00:11:41 | Just forget it.
|
| 00:11:41 | I got a wonderful idea to get even with them.
|
| 00:11:45 | Yeah, what?
|
| 00:11:45 | We'll turn the tables on them.
|
| 00:11:47 | We'll give them the same wolf treatment
they've been giving us.
|
| 00:11:52 | Ricky, you're a genius.
|
| 00:11:53 | Let's go.
|
| 00:11:55 | There you are, ricky boy.
|
| 00:11:56 | I've been waiting to pitch a little woo
with you hog-center style.
|
| 00:12:00 | Okay, only I thought we'd do it latin style.
|
| 00:12:04 | Latin style?
|
| 00:12:06 | Yeah.
|
| 00:12:08 | Now, take it easy!
|
| 00:12:09 | Hey, now, just a minute!
|
| 00:12:12 | Come here.
|
| 00:12:14 | Ma!
|
| 00:12:16 | I'm getting out of here.
|
| 00:12:18 | I'm coming with you!
|
| 00:12:18 | This smart aleck's trying to unbutton
my high-top shoes.
|
| 00:12:23 | Call us again, lucy.
|
| 00:12:25 | Nice to have met you, ethel.
|
| 00:12:28 | Why, fred mertz!
|
| 00:12:29 | You knew it all the time!
|
| 00:12:32 | Well, not all the time.
|
| 00:12:34 | You were pretty convincing.
|
| 00:12:39 | Wait, what are we laughing at?
|
| 00:12:40 | You were going out with other women.
|
| 00:12:43 | I swear we were only getting dates
to go to the copa
to keep an eye on you girls.
|
| 00:12:48 | Is that the truth?
|
| 00:12:49 | Upon my honor, passion flower.
|
| 00:12:51 | What do you think?
|
| 00:12:53 | Just to show you
you two girls go and change your clothes
and we'll all go out
and celebrate the mertz's anniversary.
|
| 00:13:00 | Right! oh, ricky!
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| 00:13:45 | Can I have some more?
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| 00:16:08 | (cheering)
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| 00:17:53 | Oh, mother, you're here.
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| 00:17:55 | Yes, dear, I'm here quite a lot.
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| 00:17:58 | It's kind of like home to me.
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| 00:18:03 | How were the awards? win anything?
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| 00:18:05 | I was runner-up for one.
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| 00:18:07 | ..twins?
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| 00:18:12 | Mother, this is my date.
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| 00:18:15 | Bart.
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| 00:18:16 | Nice to meet you.
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| 00:18:17 | Mona.
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| 00:18:18 | Well, thank you.
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| 00:18:19 | Thank you for the special evening.
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| 00:18:23 | It was special. thank you.
|
| 00:18:25 | ..
|
| 00:18:26 | Yeah?
|
| 00:18:27 | There's just one thing I'd like to ask.
|
| 00:18:30 | ..
|
| 00:18:33 | Visa or mastercard?
|
| 00:18:35 | Oh, uh--
just send me the bill.
|
| 00:18:39 | Ok.
|
| 00:18:40 | Thanks.
|
| 00:18:41 | Thanks so much. it was just fabulous.
|
| 00:18:44 | Thank you.
|
| 00:18:45 | Bye-bye.
|
| 00:18:52 | I am shocked.
|
| 00:18:53 | Mother, single women executives
hire escorts all the time.
|
| 00:18:57 | No. I'm saying you got gypped.
|
| 00:19:00 | You pay for a car wash,
you don't leave before the buff and polish.
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| 00:19:08 | I didn't do this for a buff and polish.
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| 00:19:12 | I wasn't going to those awards alone.
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| 00:19:15 | Everybody was busy. no big deal.
|
| 00:19:17 | I would just like to see my daughter
go on a real date--
where the guy pays?
|
| 00:19:24 | So would i, but I'm too busy to meet men.
|
| 00:19:28 | Tell me about it.
|
| 00:19:30 | You could convert your bedroom
into a sensory deprivation tank.
|
| 00:19:35 | I'm perfectly comfortable with my life
exactly as it is now,
and if you tell anyone about tonight,
I'll make myself an orphan.
|
| 00:19:46 | ♪♪ Do do do do ♪♪
|
| 00:19:47 | oh, hi.
|
| 00:19:48 | Ooh, angela, you look very nice.
|
| 00:19:51 | How was the affair?
|
| 00:19:52 | Costly.
|
| 00:19:55 | Super. just super.
|
| 00:19:57 | I'm sorry I was busy.
|
| 00:19:58 | I took an old business associate of mine,
a terrific guy--brad.
|
| 00:20:04 | Bart.
|
| 00:20:05 | Bart.
|
| 00:20:05 | He likes me to call him brad.
|
| 00:20:09 | ..
|
| 00:20:10 | i, uh--
I'm beat.
|
| 00:20:13 | Well, good night.
|
| 00:20:18 | What's with her?
|
| 00:20:19 | ..
|
| 00:20:21 | But I'll answer questions if they're specific.
|
| 00:20:28 | And you ask exactly the right thing.
|
| 00:20:31 | where did--
angela paid a man to take her out tonight.
|
| 00:20:38 | Gee, I worded that perfectly, huh?
|
| 00:20:40 | I mean, my own daughter hiring an escort.
|
| 00:20:45 | An escort? you're kidding me.
|
| 00:20:47 | I mean, angela's funny, and she's beautiful,
..
|
| 00:20:53 | Beautiful.
|
| 00:20:54 | You said beautiful twice.
|
| 00:20:56 | She's two times beautiful.
|
| 00:20:58 | What I mean is,
any man would be proud to take her out.
|
| 00:21:03 | If she could find a man.
|
| 00:21:11 | Poor thing.
|
| 00:21:12 | Mona, the poor thing--
isn't that a little strong?
|
| 00:21:15 | Tony, you know, when the escort left tonight,
angela tried to be very cavalier,
but I could see through her facade.
|
| 00:21:25 | You know angela.
|
| 00:21:27 | Laugh, clown, laugh.
|
| 00:21:32 | Aw, poor thing.
|
| 00:21:33 | Well, what could we do?
|
| 00:21:36 | Well, we could get her a date
with a strong, comforting man
who could restore her self-esteem.
|
| 00:21:46 | She needs to feel
like the attractive woman
you seem to think she is.
|
| 00:21:54 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
|
| 00:21:56 | Wait a minute, mona.
|
| 00:21:57 | I don't like where you're going.
|
| 00:22:00 | Why not? it's perfect.
|
| 00:22:01 | You're strong. you're comforting.
|
| 00:22:03 | You're hallway close.
|
| 00:22:06 | Well, I don't know.
|
| 00:22:07 | Me and angela on a date.
|
| 00:22:10 | We're friends, you know?
|
| 00:22:12 | But friends do date,
but if we dated, would we still be friends?
|
| 00:22:17 | ..
|
| 00:22:21 | Should I leave while you discuss this?
|
| 00:22:24 | No, no, no. we're through. we're through.
|
| 00:22:27 | You really think this would help?
|
| 00:22:30 | Trust me.
|
| 00:22:31 | well, hey,
I'll give her a night to remember.
|
| 00:22:36 | Take her to dinner first.
|
| 00:22:56 | ♪♪
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| 00:22:56 | ♪♪
|
| 00:22:57 | uh, hello,could this get any more beige?
|
| 00:23:00 | It's a different sort of a tone, a tone of
beige.
|
| 00:23:02 | No. beige-ish.
|
| 00:23:04 | That's just beige. oh.
|
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contrast.
|
| 00:23:07 | We're gonna break you guys out of your stale
routine.
|
| 00:23:10 | Okay.
|
| 00:23:11 | Good! get going!
|
| 00:23:12 | I'm thinking some smoky kraft chipotle mayo
to bring some heatand really punch things
up.
|
| 00:23:16 | You know, your sandwich isa reflection of
your personality
and what your life is about.right, rick?
|
| 00:23:21 | Right, vern.
|
| 00:23:21 | Don't be afraid to break out of your comfort
zone.
|
| 00:23:25 | Okay.
|
| 00:23:26 | [ gasps ] WOW.
|
| 00:23:28 | OH MY GOSH! [ chuckles ]
Oh!
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| 00:23:32 | How is it?
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| 00:25:02 | Oh, this watch?
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| 00:25:11 | Good morning, guys.
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| 00:25:12 | Good morning.
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| 00:25:14 | Angela's not down yet?
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| 00:25:15 | No. why? what's up?
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| 00:25:16 | Oh, nothing. I'll tell you later.
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| 00:25:19 | Ok. catch me after you ask angela out.
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| 00:25:22 | ..
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| 00:25:25 | Oh, grandma woke us last night to tell us.
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| 00:25:28 | Tell you what?
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| 00:25:30 | Do it, tony.
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| 00:25:31 | I dare you.
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| 00:25:33 | Jonathan, grow up. come on. get out.
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| 00:25:35 | Can't you be a little mature about this,
please?
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| 00:25:40 | ..hee hee hee.
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| 00:25:45 | What's going on?
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| 00:25:46 | Nothing. you know those kids.
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| 00:25:49 | ..
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| 00:25:50 | Gee, angela,
you look especially pretty.
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| 00:25:52 | What did you do to your hair?
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| 00:25:55 | I sweated on it.
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| 00:25:58 | Well, it works.
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| 00:25:59 | ..
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| 00:26:00 | Hey, angela, you want to go out tonight?
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| 00:26:03 | You mean a date?
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| 00:26:04 | Yeah, a date.
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| 00:26:07 | Why?
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| 00:26:09 | Because we've never done anything like that
before.
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| 00:26:12 | Oh, yes, we have.
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| 00:26:14 | Remember, jonathan fixed us up
at that restaurant chez rene?
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| 00:26:17 | Well, that was a misunderstanding.
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| 00:26:20 | Last year's ad awards.
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| 00:26:22 | Business.
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| 00:26:22 | We went to see 101 dalmations.
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| 00:26:25 | That was a cartoon.
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| 00:26:26 | What about the time--
let's not go on a date.
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| 00:26:30 | We've been on millions of dates.
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| 00:26:32 | ..
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| 00:26:33 | We never have been out on adatedate.
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| 00:26:39 | So do yowant to go, or what?
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| 00:26:45 | Yes.
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| 00:26:46 | Good.
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| 00:26:48 | Thank you.
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| 00:26:49 | You're welcome.
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| 00:26:50 | and I thought this was going to be
rough.
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| 00:26:54 | Hey, tony, it's me, angela. no big deal.
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| 00:26:57 | Yeah, no big deal, huh?
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| 00:27:05 | ..
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| 00:27:06 | She's taking her sweet time.
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| 00:27:08 | Well, you know women.
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| 00:27:13 | How do I look?
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| 00:27:14 | Does this tie work?
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| 00:27:16 | Hey, it works great.
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| 00:27:18 | The jacket?
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| 00:27:19 | Tony, you're too nervous.
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| 00:27:21 | Come here, pal.
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| 00:27:25 | Yeah, pal?
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| 00:27:25 | You haven't dated in a while.
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| 00:27:28 | Let me give you some advice.
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| 00:27:30 | Well, I appreciate that.
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| 00:27:31 | I have this great move
ur arm around a girl.
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| 00:27:36 | ..a yawn...
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| 00:27:38 | ..
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| 00:27:39 | ..
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| 00:27:40 | And reach.
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| 00:27:41 | Then you land it on her shoulder.
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| 00:27:44 | It's really romantic.
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| 00:27:45 | I used it on wendy fisher in science class.
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| 00:27:49 | Well, did it work?
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