SpongeBob SquarePants - Suctioncup Symphony; Spongicus   View more episodes

Aired at 06:30 PM on Thursday, Apr 29, 2010 (4/29/2010)      View all transcripts from this day

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00:00:01Rip his sausages off!
00:00:04[Snarling] .. nice kitty.
00:00:10Here, kitty, want a sausage?
00:00:12..
00:00:17Sausage.
00:00:20[Roars] spawn of a gefilte fish.
00:00:24I can't sit here and watch this.
00:00:26That's my best friend out there.
00:00:32[Shouts] [neighs] ..] huh?
00:00:39Patrick! what?
00:00:40Oh, oh, it's you.
00:00:42Hey, how's it going, buddy?
00:00:43No time for chitchat, get in.
00:00:45Hurry up, nellie.
00:00:48Boo!
00:00:49.. I want to see some body parts.
00:00:54..
00:00:55[Lionfish roars] this is ridiculous.
00:00:57I order a simple brutal mauling for my denizens, and I get a circus act.
00:01:03Time for phase two.
00:01:07Chum on a stick, get your fresh chum right here.
00:01:11Some chum for you, miss?
00:01:11Well, all this waiting around for someone to get mauled ismaking me a bit hungry.
00:01:17Here, take this one.
00:01:18It's fresh and warm, like my hospitality.
00:01:21Why, thank you.
00:01:22Just $10, please.
00:01:24Ten dollars?
00:01:25Why would I pay $10 when I can go across the street and get a krabby patty for $1?
00:01:30Exactly.
00:01:30[Growls] you don't get this kind of entertainment with a krabby patty, do you?
00:01:36No, I suppose not.
00:01:38Ten dollars or the fight's off.
00:01:40Fine, whatever.
00:01:43There you are.
00:01:43I'm sure I've made a satisfied customer of you already.
00:01:48[Spitting] that was appalling.
00:01:52What was in that?
00:01:54Oh, just the usual ingredients.
00:01:55Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, seahorse snout, and a sprinkle of anchor rust.
00:02:02[Coughing] [vomits] oh, barnacles, that's foul.
00:02:09[Crowd murmuring] Fish: Did you see that?
00:02:12.. I've 20 years to have the amount of customers krabs sees every day and I won't let that be ruined because the show's boring or the food's inedible.
00:02:27So sit down, enjoy the show, and buy some chum.
00:02:31[Crowd murmuring] what'll we do now, patrick?
00:02:36Don't worry, I'm already doing it.
00:02:39No!
00:02:40Patrick, now is not the time for eating.
00:02:43Now is the time to avoid being eaten by that .. huh?
00:02:49[Meow] [roars] that's it, patrick.
00:02:52He's not chasing us.
00:02:53He's chasing those tasty, tender, delicious, succulent sausages around your neck.
00:03:00[Shouts] [roars] chum on a stick, get your chum.
00:03:07.. oof!
00:03:10[Growls] oh, great, now how am I gonna entertain the masses?
00:03:18[Lionfish roars] ..
00:03:22[Roars] [screams] [roaring] ..] [roars] .. good thing I thought ahead with that escape door.
00:03:42Try and catch me now, you prissy feline.
00:03:45[Laughs] [screams] no!
00:03:52[Roars] .. want some chum? [whimpers] you know I'm not one to give out compliments lightly but I gotta hand it to you boys, if you didn't throw those sausages into the audience we would've been dead meat.
00:04:10My pleasure, cap'n.
00:04:11Yeah, thanks, buddy.
00:04:13You really saved my behind.
00:04:15No joke.
00:04:16I think it's safe to say that no matter how diabolical plankton's plans may be .. [sniffs] of me good customers.
00:04:27One krabby patty, please.
00:04:29But of course, my good customer.
00:04:31That'll be $10.
00:04:32Ten dollars, what happened to $1?
00:04:34[Clears throat] perhaps you'd like to speak to our financial expert.
00:04:39[Roars] [stammers] stupid inflation.
00:04:44Thanks for your business.
00:04:48..] [lionfish roars] ..] ..] sounds like squidward ate at mario's last night.
00:09:16[Laughs] good thing no one's around to notice his ..
00:09:20[Gasps] those construction workers.
00:09:22Squidward will die of embarrassment if they hear his dilemma.
00:09:26Poor squidward.
00:09:27He must be in too much pain to make courtesy noises.
00:09:31[Inhales] I'll cover for him.
00:09:35..] whoa!
00:09:39Sorry, fellas.
00:09:40This sure is a noisy trowel.
00:09:44[Raspberry] listen to this thing.
00:09:47[Raspberry] [laughs] ..
00:09:52.. blah, blah, blah, blah...
00:09:56..] spongebob, can you keep it down?
00:10:00I am trying to hone my musical talent here.
00:10:03You mean that wasn't gastrointestinal distress?
00:10:06..
00:10:07Do you really think that billboard is more important than my musical genius?
00:10:10Well, sorry, but some of us rather enjoy the bikini bottom symphony orchestra.
00:10:17Bikini bottom symphony orchestra?
00:10:19And we find their public announcements to be quite interesting.
00:10:25Squidward: Original compositions wanted?
00:10:28Me, a famous composer?
00:10:30..] thank you, thank you.
00:10:51..] ..] [laughs] that would be nice.
00:11:08[Kissing] ew.
00:11:11Whoo-hoo, yeah, yeah!
00:11:15You've really made him happy.
00:11:18I know what I've done.
00:11:21..
00:11:24Ok.
00:11:26[Sighs] pull it together, squidward.
00:11:29Put your game face on.
00:11:33Ah, that's better.
00:11:35Take your time with this one, squidward, old boy.
00:11:39..] [screams] due tomorrow?
00:11:45[Screaming] only one day to write my masterpiece.
00:11:49Don't worry, squidward, we'll do it together.
00:11:52No!
00:11:56Get out!
00:12:01Patrick, what are you doing here?
00:12:03Uh, I don't know.
00:12:06I'm funny.
00:12:10Are you sure you don't need any help, squidward?
00:12:13No, thank you.
00:12:15I am a solitary artiste.
00:12:18[Both grunt] .. spongebob?
00:12:22Yes, patrick?
00:12:23I think I broke my bottom.
00:12:25 oh, broke your bottom, oh, patrick, you're a card.
00:12:29..
00:12:32.. [groans] [groans] .. much better.
00:12:40Hey, patrick, I think you should see a doctor.
00:12:42I can't see a doctor.
00:12:43My job doesn't provide me with health insurance.
00:12:46What job is that?
00:12:48Exactly.
00:12:50[Laughs] I am a genius.
00:12:53SpongeBob: The doctor will see you now, mr.
00:12:53Star.
00:13:04[Air hissing] [pop] mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:13:12Can't you two be quiet for one day?
00:13:15My composition is due tomorrow.
00:13:17.. no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:19My patient is very sick.
00:13:21Hey, I broke my butt.
00:13:23.. [sighs] become famous, revenge later.
00:13:28Hmm.
00:13:29Squidward:..
00:13:31[Groans] ..
00:13:37[Thunder crashes] Chorus:.. ♪♪
00:13:43..] brilliant.
00:13:47[Patrick shouts] ..] [patrick shouts] no!
00:13:58[Sobs] why?
00:14:00Why, why, oh, why?
00:14:04[Sobs] [glass shatters] [ticking] [screams] mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-mmm.
00:14:19[Patrick growls] ..
00:14:27..] [squeaking] Patrick: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:14:41[Crash] [pop] [clank] [squeaking] [crash] [ticking] [glass shatters] [punches landing] [squeaking] [ding] I did it.
00:15:11[Kiss] [laughs] yes.
00:15:15I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, and [laughs] [laughs] did what?
00:15:23Squidward:.. [laughing] .. my masterpiece.
00:15:30.. oh, very unusual.
00:15:35I think we have our winner, mr. tentacles.
00:15:39Good evening, music lovers of bikini bottom.
00:15:43Tonight is the premiere of a new symphony written by one of our own, squidward tentacles.
00:15:56..] [humming] ..] ..] [patrick gasps] Squidward: Huh?
00:16:42[Crash] [patrick screams] ..] [screams] [gulps] Fish: Is this this modern stuff?
00:16:57..
00:16:59[Patrick screams] ..] [patrick screams] that's gonna leave a mark.
00:17:08..] [squeaking] Patrick: Whoa.
00:17:16Whoo!
00:17:18Whoo-hoo-hoo!
00:17:20[Screaming] [clanking] [air hissing] [exhales] ..] .. mm-hmm.
00:17:39..] [giggles] [flatulence] [belches] mm-hmm.
00:17:54[Screams] [air hissing] ..] [squeaking] whoo!
00:18:07Mm-hmm.
00:18:11[Giggles] [flatulence] [groans] ..] [pop] ..] ..] ..] [squidward grunts] [crash] that poor guy.
00:18:45[Squeaking] [music ends] patrick, get off of me.
00:18:55[Growls] ..] ..] Fish: Ooh, now that's what I call music.
00:19:12That little yellow guy is awesome.
00:19:15Let us not forget the tubby starfish.
00:19:17Oh, yeah, but the real genius is the composer.
00:19:20Audience: Squidward, squidward, squidward, ..
00:19:25..
00:19:29Wow, squidward, they really like you.
00:19:31Just don't get a swelled head.
00:19:39[Pop] charms, mmm...
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00:20:25Over there!
00:20:26what?
00:20:27Whoa, ahh Where'd he go, what's happening?
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00:23:25As near as I The thingabout playing at steviekenarban's house is he has every oneof my favorite video games from when I was four.
00:23:36.. the rainbow.
00:23:40..
00:23:41The gold.
00:23:43Don't you have something with a little bitmore violence in it?
00:23:46.. for fishies.
00:23:49..
00:23:51He drowns.
00:23:52Boys!
00:23:53I've got snacks.
00:23:56Hands.
00:24:00.. who wants applesauce?
00:24:03I do.
00:24:04Stevie, there is no needto use your outdoor voice.
00:24:06I've got some cinnamon if youguys are feeling a little crazy.
00:24:10.. crazy?
00:24:13A little.
00:24:14(horn honking) That's my mom.
00:24:17Oh, well, she always honks.
00:24:18Tell her she's welcometo come in anytime.
00:24:21We're not going to bite.
00:24:22It's not personal.
00:24:23I think she justlikes honking.
00:24:25Malcolm!
00:24:26Well, you betterget going.
00:24:27You don't wantto make her mad.
00:24:28She's always mad.
00:24:29Malcolm, I mean it!
00:24:30I have ice cream melting!
00:24:31.. oh, no, no, no.
00:24:33Eat it in the car.
00:24:34Eat it in the car.
00:24:35(phone ringing) Oops!
00:24:43Jerk.
00:24:46You looked.
00:24:47Ow!
00:24:48We're doingthis new thing called the circle game.
00:24:51Basically, if youcan make the other guy ..
00:24:55Below your waist,you get to hit them in the arm.
00:24:57It's stupid but, hey,you get to hit people.
00:25:00Barn door's open.
00:25:02Huh?
00:25:05Ow!
00:25:06Boys.
00:25:06That waskitty kenarban.
00:25:08She wants to goout for dinner.
00:25:10Sounds like fun. good for you, dear.
00:25:12She meant the whole family.
00:25:14Oh.
00:25:15Mom, I don't think that's really a good idea.
00:25:17I mean, the kenarbans .. well,boring.
00:25:20They're refined, and it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if some of their manners rubbed off on you boys.
00:25:26I don't think you guys would get along.
00:25:28Don't be silly.
00:25:29I think it's nice she's asking us out to dinner.
00:25:31It's been a long time since anyone invited us anywhere.
00:25:35I wonder why that is.
00:25:37I think I see some hungry seals.
00:25:39(boys barking like seals) (barking) ..
00:25:52.. personal side.
00:25:58But, after 20 years of separation, my mother has agreed to visit with me this weekend.
00:26:06She is a very demanding woman, and I haven't seen her for a long time.
00:26:11I want things to go well.
00:26:16That means I will have no time for antics, shenanigans, hooliganism or tomfoolery.
00:26:23There will be no problems which take me away from time with mother.
00:26:29..
00:26:33Cadets: Important to us!
00:26:34I will not be disturbed this weekend.
00:26:38Cadets: Yes, sir!
00:26:39As you were.
00:26:43He sounds pretty serious.
00:26:44Yeah. what time you want to start the party?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Didn't you hear what spangler just said?
00:26:51All I heard was he's going to be too busy with his mother to pay us any attention.
00:26:55What kind of party did you have in mind?
00:26:58Oh, I don't know.
00:26:59I'm sure I can come up with something that we'll all find amusing.
00:27:05(Jew's harp playing) (Jew's harp Playing) Well, howdy, girls.
00:27:25I couldn't help but notice you all hanging out here by the fence for the last six months.
00:27:30Would you like to come to a party tomorrow night?
00:27:32What? you're going to let us come inside?
00:27:35 that would be the neighborly thing to do.
00:27:38I would kill or die to go to your party.
00:27:43Seriously-- kill or die.
00:27:46Well, that's the spirit.
00:27:48Okay, I'll take you and you and you ..
00:27:53Wait a minute.
00:27:54Isn't this kind of degrading?
00:27:55Okay, not you.
00:27:57..
00:28:01I want to eat that one and that one.
00:28:04Oh, and those two.
00:28:05Isn't this nice?
00:28:06No pirate themes.
00:28:07No ball pits filled with screaming children.
00:28:12Look! a dollar.
00:28:13Oh, it's mine.
00:28:15Damn. I never fall for that amateur stuff.
00:28:19Now, I am going to say this once and only once.
00:28:23We are with respectable people tonight.
00:28:25You are to be well-mannered and act civilized you hear me?
00:28:32Okay, here's the plan if we want to ditch.
00:28:34At the beginning, I'll say I think ..
00:28:37Hal, I don't want to ditch out of this.
00:28:39I'm looking forward to it.
00:28:40The kenarbans are nice people.
00:28:42They want to be friends with us.
00:28:43So you're saying I'm on my own here.
00:28:46Hi, there.
00:28:47Hello.
00:28:48Abe.
00:28:49 I think I might be coming down with something.
00:28:52Sorry we're late-- some jackass parked in the handicapped space.
00:28:56Oh. huh. huh.
00:29:00..
00:29:02I got to get something out of the car.
00:29:04..
00:29:06(dance music playing) (girls cheering) Don't you think they're getting a little loud?
00:29:19Spangler's only two buildings over.
00:29:23.. ladies.
00:29:24This is all great, but if we could just take it down a teensy bit.
00:29:29Whoo! I marked him, girl!
00:29:31He's mine!
00:29:32(girls cheering loudly)

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