| 00:00:01 | I'ma go up to the stars, and I want you to
meet me there.
|
| 00:00:05 | Yeah.
|
| 00:00:07 | So I'll holla at you.
|
| 00:00:13 | (man) WHO WE GOT IN THE HOUSE?
|
| 00:00:14 | We got a few people in the house tonight.
|
| 00:00:17 | We got lil john in the house.
|
| 00:00:19 | Be late for they own funeral if they wasn't
dead.
|
| 00:00:22 | We got sleepy brown in the house.
|
| 00:00:24 | We got cam'ron and the dipset in the house.
|
| 00:00:28 | celebrities is people
too.
|
| 00:00:30 | HEY, HEY, HEY, IT'S LOVE, [bleep], LOVE!
|
| 00:00:34 | We trying to tape for special people.
|
| 00:00:36 | It's television.
|
| 00:00:37 | WE GOT THIS DRUNK [bleep] OVER HERE,
Big will, in the house.
|
| 00:00:41 | Just a regular day in atlanta.
|
| 00:00:43 | Birds are chirping.
|
| 00:00:44 | Crackheads are smoking.
|
| 00:00:46 | Dogs barking.
|
| 00:00:48 | ..
|
| 00:00:52 | For now.
|
| 00:00:54 | Da brat is in the house.
|
| 00:00:56 | OH, [bleep], COMING FROM THE 60604.
|
| 00:00:59 | Do not have your cat spayed or neutered.
|
| 00:01:02 | We got andre 3000 in the house.
|
| 00:01:05 | [cheering]
[bleep] SHUT UP. I KNOW WHO HERE!
|
| 00:01:09 | When I introduce this man coming to the stage--
'cause he's the reason that we're all here
tonight--
I WANT Y'ALL TO STAND ON YOUR MOTHER[bleep]
Feet,
because if you sit down,
you're still gonna be taller than this little
MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:01:23 | [crowd laughing]
You see him every day onwild 'n out.
|
| 00:01:27 | [cheering]
STAND ON YOUR MOTHER[bleep] FEET
And give it up for katt williams!
|
| 00:02:31 | Good evening, ladies and gentlemen; how are
you?
|
| 00:02:35 | WHAT A MOTHER[bleep] PLEASURE TO BE HERE
In atlanta.
|
| 00:02:38 | GODDAMN, ATLANTA, LOOK AT YOU MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:02:42 | Goddamn it!
|
| 00:02:45 | I don't know what the--
i--dig it--don't know whether to cry or just
GET [bleep] UP,
So I'm gonna do a combination of both
a little bit later.
|
| 00:02:57 | WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOTHER[bleep] PLACE.
|
| 00:02:58 | I want to thank all the hairstylists in atlanta.
|
| 00:03:01 | THERE'S 9 MILLION OF YOU MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:03:04 | Thank you.
|
| 00:03:05 | One more of you bitches asks to do my goddamn
hair,
[bleep] NO.
|
| 00:03:09 | Y'ALL [bleep] THAT.
|
| 00:03:11 | IT'S TELLING STUPID [bleep] TO AN [bleep]
TALKING ABOUT [bleep] YOUR HAIR RETAIN HEAT.
|
| 00:03:14 | BITCH, WHAT THE [bleep]?
|
| 00:03:15 | I done had this hair all day, bitch; it ain't
burned me yet.
|
| 00:03:19 | WHAT THE [bleep] IS YOU TALKING ABOUT?
|
| 00:03:21 | I don't--
ain't nothing like atlanta.
|
| 00:03:24 | I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT A [bleep] SAY,
Nothing like atlanta.
|
| 00:03:27 | There's so many--
goddamn!
|
| 00:03:30 | There's so many fine bitches in atlanta,
MAKE A [bleep] HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
|
| 00:03:34 | [speaks in tongues]
Please don't get angry, ladies; I'm only
calling you bitches
'cause I don't know your names individually.
|
| 00:03:41 | Holla if you hear me now.
|
| 00:03:43 | Let's not get sensitive this evening.
|
| 00:03:45 | Let's not--
LIFE IS TOO MOTHER[bleep] SHORT.
|
| 00:03:48 | I'M HAPPIER THAN A MOTHER[bleep] TO BE HERE.
|
| 00:03:51 | Ain't nothing like atlanta.
|
| 00:03:52 | YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] YOU GONNA
Get.
|
| 00:03:54 | This is the most nastiest, dirtiest, ugliest,
most beautiful, wonderful place in all of
america.
|
| 00:04:00 | You could get all your dreams to come true
at magic city,
or you could get killed at a stoplight.
|
| 00:04:07 | [bleep] YOU NEVER [bleep] KNOW.
|
| 00:04:09 | It can happen right here.
|
| 00:04:11 | [bleep].
|
| 00:04:11 | You don't know what to tell jesus.
|
| 00:04:13 | You just--jesus, I don't know them.
|
| 00:04:17 | [bleep] LOOKED AT ME, I LOOKED BACK; THAT
Was it, jesus.
|
| 00:04:20 | I'm here now.
|
| 00:04:22 | LIFE IS [bleep] SHORT.
|
| 00:04:24 | STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL ABOUT YOUR MOTHER[bleep]
Life.
|
| 00:04:26 | You got to learn to be grateful.
|
| 00:04:27 | If god done bless you with a chrysler 300,
be happy you got a chrysler 300.
|
| 00:04:33 | STOP WALKING AROUND TALKING [bleep] TALKING
About,
"[bleep] I GOT IT 'CAUSE IT LOOK JUST LIKE
"
NO, [bleep], IT LOOK LIKE A CHRYSLER 300.
|
| 00:04:44 | THE [bleep].
|
| 00:04:46 | THE [bleep] PART IS, IT DO LOOK LIKE A PHANTOM
Until a phantom pull up.
|
| 00:04:51 | [laughter]
THEN YOU JUST HITTING THAT [bleep].
|
| 00:04:56 | THIS IS BULL[bleep]; I DON'T EVEN WANT TO
Be on this street.
|
| 00:04:59 | I don't even want--
all I'm saying is,
YOU GOT TO BE GRATEFUL ABOUT YOUR MOTHER[bleep]
Life.
|
| 00:05:08 | Ladies, you need to understand
that as long as you got a vagina,
YOU RUN THE ENTIRE MOTHER[bleep] UNIVERSE.
|
| 00:05:14 | That's the way it is.
|
| 00:05:15 | You need to understand that.
|
| 00:05:16 | THE ONLY [bleep] THAT DON'T AGREE IS HOMOSEXUALS,
And we wasn't talking to y'all.
|
| 00:05:20 | This ain't your part of the show right now.
|
| 00:05:22 | Ladies, I'm telling you, you got to be the
[bleep] TO YOU.
|
| 00:05:27 | STOP WAITING ON A [bleep]
TO VERIFY WHETHER YOU THE [bleep] OR NOT.
|
| 00:05:30 | BITCH, IF YOU THE [bleep], YOU THE MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:05:33 | We tired of y'all getting with us
AND BLAMING US FOR [bleep] WE AIN'T EVEN
In control of.
|
| 00:05:38 | YOU DONE GOT WITH US [bleep]; NOW YOU TALKING
About,
YOU [bleep] UP MY SELF-ESTEEM.
|
| 00:05:43 | Bitch, it's called self-esteem.
|
| 00:05:45 | IT'S ESTEEM OF YOUR MOTHER[bleep] SELF, BITCH.
|
| 00:05:50 | HOW THE [bleep] DID I [bleep] UP
How you feel about you, simple bitch?
|
| 00:05:54 | I'm just saying, ladies, stop tripping on
[bleep]
THAT DON'T EVEN MOTHER[bleep] MATTER.
|
| 00:05:58 | NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF [bleep] HAS A [bleep].
|
| 00:06:07 | NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF [bleep]
HAS A [bleep] BEEN GETTING READY TO HAVE
Sex with a woman
and changed his mind
because her fingernails and toenails didn't
match.
|
| 00:06:16 | Not never.
|
| 00:06:17 | Not never.
|
| 00:06:18 | NEVER HAS A [bleep] BEEN PUTTING A CONDOM
On and went,
"bitch, is that plum and red?
|
| 00:06:22 | "I can't even do it, bitch. I'm out of here.
|
| 00:06:24 | "
just saying, ladies,
STOP WORRYING ABOUT [bleep] THAT DON'T MATTER.
|
| 00:09:33 | Some of y'all done had some babies.
|
| 00:09:34 | Now you got some stretch marks.
|
| 00:09:35 | You walking around the house bitter, blaming
the baby,
showing the baby your high school picture,
"
[bleep] THAT.
|
| 00:09:46 | If your man got a problem with your stretch
marks,
I SUGGEST YOU STOP [bleep] WITH BITCH [bleep].
|
| 00:09:51 | That's what I say.
|
| 00:09:53 | That's what I say.
|
| 00:09:54 | I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL REAL [bleep] IN ATTENDANCE
Today
when I say, we ain't got time to worry
ABOUT NO [bleep] LIKE STRETCH MARKS.
|
| 00:10:01 | We know they either came from one of two
things.
|
| 00:10:03 | [bleep], EITHER YOU WAS BIG AND GOT SMALL
Or you was small and got big.
|
| 00:10:10 | EITHER WAY, WE [bleep].
|
| 00:10:11 | Either way.
|
| 00:10:17 | [bleep].
|
| 00:10:19 | Ladies, on the other hand, if you 25 years
old,
and you still walking around
TALKING ABOUT [bleep] THAT [bleep],
YOU NEED TO GET A HANDLE ON YOUR MOTHER[bleep]
Life
and take some responsibility, bitch.
|
| 00:10:30 | What you mean to say is,
"ALL THAT [bleep] YOU [bleep] WITH AIN'T
[bleep]."
You need to figure out what it is about your
[bleep]
THAT KEEP ATTRACTING [bleep].
|
| 00:10:39 | It's your own personal business.
|
| 00:10:41 | I'm just saying life is short.
|
| 00:10:43 | TO MY [bleep], I KNOW YOU GOT TO BE HARD--
A black man in america, you got to be a hard
MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:10:48 | BUT WE ALL KNOW [bleep] IS HARD ALL THE [bleep]
Time.
|
| 00:10:50 | You can't forget to enjoy your goddamn life.
|
| 00:10:53 | WE ALL KNOW [bleep] IS HARD
AT 7:00 IN THE MOTHER[bleep] MORNING.
|
| 00:10:55 | YOU LIKE, [bleep] WAIT A MINUTE, [bleep],
You angry at breakfast?
|
| 00:11:01 | [bleep].
|
| 00:11:02 | YOU GANGBANGING ON BACON, [bleep]?
|
| 00:11:04 | This is--
I know 50 cent done made it real cool to
be shot.
|
| 00:11:08 | Let me just say I've been shot before.
|
| 00:11:09 | AIN'T [bleep] COOL ABOUT IT.
|
| 00:11:10 | When I got shot, ain't no bitches come out,
ain't no music play, nothing.
|
| 00:11:15 | THE [bleep] PART, WHEN I GOT SHOT,
I wasn't even in the altercation.
|
| 00:11:18 | I'm outside the club watching some other
[bleep]
LOOK AT THESE CRAZY [bleep].
|
| 00:11:22 | OH, [bleep], THAT [bleep] GOT A GUN.
|
| 00:11:24 | [bleep] BETTER GET ME GOOD.
|
| 00:11:26 | Bam!
|
| 00:11:26 | Wait a minute, jesus!
|
| 00:11:28 | Pimp down!
|
| 00:11:29 | PIMP [unintelligible].
|
| 00:11:34 | [breathes heavily]
THIS IS BULL[bleep].
|
| 00:11:38 | I done got blood in my perm.
|
| 00:11:39 | [bleep] I'M HAVING A BLACKOUT.
|
| 00:11:40 | I'm gonna black--
[laughs]
ALL I'M SAYING: YOU GOT TO ENJOY YOUR MOTHER[bleep]
Life.
|
| 00:11:49 | THAT'S ALL THE [bleep] I'M SAYING.
|
| 00:11:50 | Enjoy your goddamn life.
|
| 00:11:52 | LIFE IS [bleep] SHORT.
|
| 00:11:54 | ENJOY THAT [bleep].
|
| 00:11:55 | Some of y'all just need to smoke some weed.
|
| 00:11:57 | I know; I see some of y'all.
|
| 00:11:59 | Look, I understand.
|
| 00:11:59 | If you ain't smoking weed 'cause you got
a good job,
then by all means, make your paper, boo boo.
|
| 00:12:04 | But if you ain't got no job, and you not
smoking weed,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] YOU ARE DOING
With your life.
|
| 00:12:09 | I really don't.
|
| 00:12:11 | I really don't.
|
| 00:12:12 | DON'T GIVE ME THAT [bleep] ABOUT, "IT'S A
"
IT AIN'T NO MOTHER[bleep] DRUG.
|
| 00:12:15 | I done done the research.
|
| 00:12:16 | It's just a plant.
|
| 00:12:18 | It just grow like that,
and if you should happen to set it on fire,
there are some effects.
|
| 00:12:26 | But that's not the same as drugs.
|
| 00:12:28 | DRUGS, YOU GOT TO DO [bleep] TO IT CHEMICALLY.
|
| 00:12:30 | You got to add baking soda, water, stir it
up--
..
|
| 00:12:36 | THERE'S SOME [bleep] YOU GOT TO DO TO IT.
|
| 00:12:38 | BUT WHY THE [bleep] IT'S ILLEGAL, I DON'T
Know.
|
| 00:12:41 | Aspirin is perfectly legal,
BUT IF YOU TAKE 13 OF THEM MOTHER[bleep],
It'll be your last headache.
|
| 00:12:47 | Long as you been living, you ain't never
HEARD OF A MOTHER[bleep] OVERDOSE ON MARIJUANA.
|
| 00:12:51 | YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT [bleep] WAS DEAD;
He ain't dead.
|
| 00:12:55 | He gonna wake up in 30 minutes
hungry enough to eat up everything in your
house.
|
| 00:12:59 | That's the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy.
|
| 00:13:02 | That's it.
|
| 00:13:06 | Only testifying.
|
| 00:13:08 | I'm just saying.
|
| 00:13:09 | I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOUR LIFE IS [bleep]
Up, you need weed.
|
| 00:13:12 | WEED IS PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR [bleep] ON
The struggle,
[bleep] ON THE GRIND.
|
| 00:13:16 | There is a chemical in weed that's called
[bleep].
|
| 00:13:21 | And if you can just get that in your system,
it could change your life.
|
| 00:13:24 | Some of y'all be crying about bills you can't
pay, just--
"i don't know what I'm gonna do 'bout this
light bill.
|
| 00:13:29 | "They don't want-- they want the whole thing.
|
| 00:13:31 | "
just hit the blunt one time
and see if it don't change your perception
of what's important in your life.
|
| 00:13:38 | I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this light.
|
| 00:13:41 | [inhales]
[bleep] THEM GODDAMN LIGHTS.
|
| 00:13:46 | I got 12 candles.
|
| 00:13:47 | I've been waiting to burn them bitches.
|
| 00:13:55 | Had to be careful, though.
|
| 00:13:56 | Had to be careful, 'cause weed is getting
stronger
every two weeks.
|
| 00:14:01 | AND THESE [bleep] AIN'T SENDING OUT MEMOS
Or bulletins or nothing.
|
| 00:14:06 | THE [bleep] JUST STRONG FOR NO REASON,
AND THESE [bleep] THAT SELL THE WEED
BE HAPPIER THAN A MOTHER[bleep] TO TELL YOU
HOW MUCH STRONGER THIS [bleep] IS
THAN THE LAST [bleep].
|
| 00:14:14 | Just soon as they see you just--
"[bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep].
|
| 00:14:19 | "YOU REMEMBER THAT [bleep] I GAVE YOU LAST
Week?
|
| 00:14:21 | "[bleep] IS NOTHING.
|
| 00:14:22 | "[bleep] IS NOTHING.
|
| 00:14:23 | "It's nothing.
|
| 00:14:24 | "[bleep], [bleep], IT'S NOTHING.
|
| 00:14:26 | "THIS [bleep] RIGHT HERE, [bleep]--
"THIS [bleep] RIGHT HERE, [bleep],
"RIGHT HERE, THIS [bleep],
THIS [bleep] HERE, [bleep]?"
ALWAYS HAVE SOME [bleep]-UP NAME.
|
| 00:14:36 | IT'S CRYPTO-CHRONI-CUNNI- LIGHT-[bleep].
|
| 00:14:41 | ALWAYS HAVE SOME [bleep]-UP-ASS NAME.
|
| 00:14:43 | [bleep] THIS [bleep] HERE, [bleep],
THIS [bleep] HERE, [bleep]?
|
| 00:14:46 | THIS [bleep] IS CALLED DEAD [bleep].
|
| 00:14:49 | You be like, "that don't even sound attractive.
|
| 00:14:52 | "What the--
"you mean I'm gonna hit it and die?
|
| 00:14:55 | [bleep], IS THAT WHAT--"
"NO, [bleep], NOT DEATH, DEAF.
|
| 00:14:59 | "YOU HIT THIS [bleep] TWICE [bleep],
YOU CAN'T HEAR [bleep]."
[laughing]
LIKE, I GOT [bleep] TO DO TODAY.
|
| 00:15:06 | WHAT THE [bleep]?
|
| 00:15:07 | Your kids be calling you all day.
|
| 00:15:10 | "
[bleep] AROUND TILL MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:15:21 | I'm used to smoking some weed and getting
the munchies.
|
| 00:15:23 | THIS [bleep] SOLD ME SOME [bleep]--
Had me looking at the refrigerator for three
hours.
|
| 00:15:27 | I'm just in the kitchen sitting on the stove,
just--
I BET YOU IT AIN'T [bleep] IN THERE.
|
| 00:15:40 | [bleep] I BET YOU.
|
| 00:15:41 | All I'm saying is, you know the weed is too
strong
WHEN YOU CAN'T DO [bleep] BUT HIT IT AND
Look at it.
|
| 00:15:46 | You just in your house, just--
[inhales] MM-MM, [bleep].
|
| 00:15:48 | Mm-mm, something in there.
|
| 00:15:49 | [bleep] THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE.
|
| 00:15:51 | Well, why is it sparkling, then?
|
| 00:15:52 | Why is it sparkling?
|
| 00:19:59 | WEED WILL HELP YOUR [bleep] ASS, THOUGH.
|
| 00:20:00 | Weed--you have to be careful
THAT YOU DON'T SMOKE WEED WITH DUMB[bleep],
'Cause weed make you smart.
|
| 00:20:05 | AIN'T NOTHING WORSE THAN A SMART DUMB[bleep].
|
| 00:20:09 | THERE'S A [bleep] AT YOUR HOUSE
SMARTER THAN A DUMB [bleep], JUST SITTING
There--
[inhales]
Okay, that's the couch, right?
|
| 00:20:22 | [inhales]
I can understand why they call it a couch.
|
| 00:20:26 | BUT THIS [bleep] HERE IN [bleep],
THIS [bleep] RIGHT HERE [bleep],
THIS IS A LOVE SEAT, [bleep].
|
| 00:20:35 | I can't even sit on this if I ain't in love,
[bleep].
|
| 00:20:37 | WHAT KIND OF [bleep] IS THAT?
|
| 00:20:39 | [bleep], IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY MOTHER[bleep]
House--
you have to be careful.
|
| 00:20:43 | WEED WILL MAKE YOU NOTICE [bleep]
You ain't supposed to notice.
|
| 00:20:45 | LIKE, I DON'T EVEN GIVE A [bleep]
About politics no more 'cause I done figured
it out.
|
| 00:20:49 | All of the government is pimps.
|
| 00:20:50 | They all pimps,
'CAUSE PIMPS SAY [bleep] TO YOU AND THEN
Don't explain it.
|
| 00:20:54 | That's how our government do.
|
| 00:20:55 | A pimp will have a woman in a car and be
like,
"GET OUT THERE AND SUCK SOME [bleep].
|
| 00:20:58 | "
she don't ask no questions.
|
| 00:21:02 | She just--"i don't know how it's gonna work,
"BUT I'M GONNA DO MY [bleep] PART.
|
| 00:21:05 | "
THAT'S HOW THE [bleep] OUR GOVERNMENT TREAT
Us.
|
| 00:21:11 | JUST TELL US [bleep] THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.
|
| 00:21:13 | WHAT THE [bleep] ARE WE STILL DOING IN IRAQ?
|
| 00:21:16 | Can somebody tell me?
|
| 00:21:17 | Ain't we killed everybody?
|
| 00:21:20 | That's why I love america.
|
| 00:21:21 | We some goddamn bullies.
|
| 00:21:22 | WE DON'T GIVE A [bleep].
|
| 00:21:23 | We be on cnn like, "say our name, bitch.
|
| 00:21:25 | "Say it. say it three times.
|
| 00:21:26 | "See, we're gonna come over there and kill
everybody.
|
| 00:21:29 | "You don't believe we gangsters?
|
| 00:21:30 | "Tell me what the iraqi uniform look like.
|
| 00:21:33 | "
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN THAT [bleep].
|
| 00:21:37 | WE AIN'T KILLING THEY ARMY, MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:21:40 | We killing them.
|
| 00:21:40 | WE OVER THERE KILLING [bleep] IN SWEATPANTS,
Tank tops, flip-flops, and a cowboy hat.
|
| 00:21:45 | YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TALKING [bleep].
|
| 00:21:50 | Our government pimps.
|
| 00:21:51 | They get on the news, they act like
we ain't even over there killing real people.
|
| 00:21:54 | They never get on the news and say,
"today we killed four men, three women, and
"
THEY USE A WORD [bleep] CAN'T READILY IDENTIFY:
"
[bleep], WE AT THE HOUSE LIKE,
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW NO MOTHER[bleep] INSURGENTS.
|
| 00:22:10 | "YOU CAN KILL ALL THEM MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:22:12 | "
WEED WILL HELP YOU NOTICE [bleep] LIKE THAT,
But you got to be careful with this super-strong
weed,
'cause you can't do everything you regularly
do.
|
| 00:22:24 | It's easy to get high; it is not easy
to get un-high when your baby walk in the
room.
|
| 00:22:29 | NOW YOU IN THE HOUSE CLEANING UP [bleep]
That don't need to be cleaned.
|
| 00:22:33 | ..
|
| 00:22:42 | Your baby be like, "i don't even want nothing
no more!
|
| 00:22:45 | "Every time it smell like pinecones in here,
"
you got to be careful.
|
| 00:22:51 | If you got kids, you gonna have to
cut down on your weed consumption.
|
| 00:22:54 | I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT YOU SAY.
|
| 00:22:56 | It's cool to get high.
|
| 00:22:57 | It is not cool to get high
and eat up all your baby's cereal.
|
| 00:23:00 | THAT [bleep] IS NOT COOL.
|
| 00:23:01 | You wake up, your baby already in the kitchen
crying, just:
[sobs]
"Thank god you woke up, daddy.
|
| 00:23:08 | "You remember you done put the cocoa puffs
"on top of the frigerator,
"
now you so embarrassed,
YOU GOT TO PLAY IT OFF WITH THE [bleep].
|
| 00:23:17 | You:
[bleep] "THEY DAMN SURE AIN'T UP HERE.
|
| 00:23:25 | THEM [bleep] INSURGENTS DONE COME IN OUR
..
|
| 00:23:29 | [laughs]
WHY THE [bleep] THEY GIVE ME A CUP BIGGER
Than me?
|
| 00:23:41 | [bleep] GONNA CLIMB OUT THE CUP.
|
| 00:23:44 | Just saying you got to be careful.
|
| 00:23:46 | Life is short.
|
| 00:23:47 | ENJOY YOUR MOTHER[bleep] LIFE; DO WHATEVER
You can
FOR YOUR LIFE TO BE THE [bleep].
|
| 00:23:50 | I DON'T [bleep] WITH [bleep] THAT DON'T KEEP
It pushing.
|
| 00:23:53 | YOU GOT TO BE [bleep] WITH [bleep] THAT DOING
Better
and better and better and better and better.
|
| 00:23:57 | STOP WITH [bleep] WITH [bleep] THAT'S DOING
THE SAME [bleep].
|
| 00:24:00 | I DON'T EVEN GO TO [bleep] BIRTHDAY PARTIES
IF THEY DOING THE SAME [bleep] THEY WAS DOING
Last year.
|
| 00:24:04 | [bleep] NO, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT; SEE YOU,
Pimpin'.
|
| 00:24:06 | All I'm saying is, if you been selling weed
since 1994
and you ain't bumped up to the cocaine by
2006, [bleep].
|
| 00:24:15 | Maybe you need to be a jehovah witness
or a real estate consultant.
|
| 00:24:20 | We trying to get it pushin' around here.
|
| 00:24:23 | LIFE IS TOO MOTHER[bleep] SHORT.
|
| 00:24:31 | Look at all the drug dealers.
|
| 00:25:26 | with
sandwiches?
|
| 00:25:27 | - it takes two to fill me
up.
|
| 00:25:30 | Gimme more chicken!
|
| 00:25:31 | ♪♪♪
|
| 00:25:32 | - finally! - hello chicken!
|
| 00:25:33 | - it's got two of
everything!
|
| 00:25:35 | - Two pieces of cheese. - two pieces of bacon.
|
| 00:25:38 | And two pieces of chicken!
|
| 00:25:40 | - So long, bun! - ummh huh.
|
| 00:25:42 | Now this is a chicken sandwich.
|
| 00:25:43 | The new kfc double downchicken sandwich.
|
| 00:25:45 | So much 100% premium chicken,we didn't have
room for a bun.
|
| 00:25:49 | Try it in original recipeor grilled.
|
| 00:25:51 | Hey colonel, you da man.
|
| 00:25:52 | Unthink and tastethe unhungry side of kfc.
|
| 00:26:26 | ]
no. not now!
|
| 00:26:28 | [ engine grinding ] [ Male Announcer ] NOTHING'S
Worse
THAN A DEAD BATTERY. [ Woman ] COME ON! UGH!
|
| 00:26:32 | [ Male Announcer ] AND NOTHING IS MORE RELIABLE
[ engines turning over ]
Than a duralast battery.
|
| 00:26:36 | Duralast. proven tough.
|
| 00:26:38 | Only at autozone.
|
| 00:27:22 | JUST SAYING, LIVE YOUR MOTHER[bleep] LIFE.
|
| 00:27:23 | YOU GOT TO GET YOUR MOTHER[bleep] HUSTLE.
|
| 00:27:25 | UNDERSTAND [bleep] GONNA HATE YOU REGARDLESS.
|
| 00:27:27 | Get that out of your head,
THAT FANTASY WORLD WHERE [bleep] AIN'T HATING
On you.
|
| 00:27:31 | You got to be grateful.
|
| 00:27:32 | You need haters.
|
| 00:27:33 | WHAT THE [bleep] IS YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?
|
| 00:27:35 | WHAT THE [bleep] DO YOU THINK A HATER'S JOB
Is?
|
| 00:27:37 | TO [bleep] HATE,
SO LET THEM MOTHER[bleep] DO THEY GODDAMN
Job.
|
| 00:27:41 | WHAT THE [bleep] IS YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?
|
| 00:27:43 | Ladies, if you got 14 women hating on you,
YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE [bleep]
To get to 16 before the summer get here.
|
| 00:27:51 | WHAT THE [bleep] IS YOU MAD ABOUT?
|
| 00:27:55 | Fellas, if you got 20 haters,
YOU NEED 40 OF THEM MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:27:58 | What is you complaining about?
|
| 00:27:59 | If there's any haters in here right now
that don't have nobody to hate on,
feel free to hate on me.
|
| 00:28:04 | Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious
when you know it is, bitch.
|
| 00:28:11 | Dipset, dipset.
|
| 00:28:14 | I'M ENJOYING MY MOTHER[bleep] LIFE.
|
| 00:28:16 | That's all I'm saying.
|
| 00:28:17 | I advise you to do the same.
|
| 00:28:19 | DO [bleep] THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.
|
| 00:28:20 | Go out and get you some white friends.
|
| 00:28:22 | GET YOU SOME WHITE MOTHER[bleep] FRIENDS.
|
| 00:28:24 | You ain't got to sleep with them,
BUT YOU GONNA NEED THEM MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:28:27 | IF YOU GO TO JAIL AND CALL YOUR [bleep] FRIENDS,
THESE MOTHER[bleep] WILL INTERROGATE YOU
More than the goddamn police did.
|
| 00:28:35 | They'll have your ass on the phone:
"WHERE THE [bleep] WAS YOU AT?
|
| 00:28:38 | "WHAT THE [bleep] WAS YOU DOING?
|
| 00:28:40 | WHY THE [bleep] YOU AIN'T CALL ME?"
Not your white friends.
|
| 00:28:43 | THEM MOTHER[bleep] WILL BE THERE
By the time you hang up the phone.
|
| 00:28:45 | And they'll be madder than you, just--
"WHAT THE [bleep] DID HE DO?
|
| 00:28:51 | "Murder! murdered who?
|
| 00:28:52 | "LOOK, I'VE [bleep] KNOWN HIM FOR TWO WEEKS.
|
| 00:28:54 | HE WOULDN'T [bleep] DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT."
Got to love white people.
|
| 00:28:58 | I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT YOU SAY,
White people are friendly.
|
| 00:29:01 | YOU CAN CALL THEM MOTHER[bleep] UP AT 3:
00 In the morning
with the wrong number, and they won't even
be mad at you.
|
| 00:29:06 | THEY: [imitates ringing phone]
"Hello.
|
| 00:29:09 | "No, I'm sorry, no shaquita here.
|
| 00:29:11 | "Well, what number did you dial?
|
| 00:29:14 | "No, it's a nine, not a seven.
|
| 00:29:17 | "Well, try it.
|
| 00:29:17 | "If it doesn't work, call me back.
|
| 00:29:19 | "
got to love white people.
|
| 00:29:28 | It's thanks to white people
we know anything about wild animals.
|
| 00:29:31 | Do you realize that?
|
| 00:29:31 | [bleep] HAVE NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF [bleep]
Discovered a wild animal.
|
| 00:29:35 | Not one.
|
| 00:29:36 | Not a wild pit bull, nothing,
'cause we too cautious.
|
| 00:29:39 | [bleep] DON'T DISCOVER [bleep].
|
| 00:29:41 | WE DON'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO DISCOVER [bleep].
|
| 00:29:44 | Take no chances.
|
| 00:29:45 | JUST, "WAIT, [bleep], IS THAT A ROTTWEILER
Or a bear?
|
| 00:29:47 | [bleep], GO, GO, NO, GO, [bleep], OKAY, GO."
White people, though-- let me say this.
|
| 00:29:57 | Y'ALL NEED SOME [bleep] FRIENDS.
|
| 00:29:59 | GET YOU SOME [bleep] FRIENDS.
|
| 00:30:00 | JUST DON'T EVER, EVER CALL THEM YOUR [bleep]
Friends.
|
| 00:30:03 | Don't ever--
THAT'LL [bleep] THE RELATIONSHIP UP.
|
| 00:30:06 | "THERE'S MY [bleep] FRIEND.
|
| 00:30:09 | You guys say it all the time.
|
| 00:30:11 | What"--
WHITE PEOPLE, YOU NEED YOUR [bleep] FRIENDS
SO THEY CAN TELL YOU WHEN [bleep] IS NOT
Appropriate.
|
| 00:30:17 | First of all, white people,
please stop putting them little blue leashes
on your children.
|
| 00:30:22 | Please?
|
| 00:30:23 | Stop doing that.
|
| 00:30:24 | THAT IS ONLY ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE [bleep].
|
| 00:30:26 | That's all that is.
|
| 00:30:27 | WE BE EXCITED AS A MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:30:29 | Look at them. look.
|
| 00:30:30 | [laughs]
That's why white kids grow up
and kill everybody in the goddamn school,
'cause you done treated them like a german
shepard
ever since they was three.
|
| 00:30:40 | "
LOOK AT [bleep] LAUGHING LIKE WE KNOW
WHAT THE [bleep] TO DO WITH OUR KIDS.
|
| 00:30:58 | WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] TO DO WITH
Our kids neither.
|
| 00:31:01 | Look, I know all comics come on stage
and say, "you need to beat your kids,"
but as a father, let me just say publicly,
maybe we should stop beating our kids
publicly.
|
| 00:31:14 | We are tired of going to the grocery store
TO SEE YOU BEAT YOUR MOTHER[bleep] BABIES.
|
| 00:31:17 | Maybe your baby ain't bad, bitch; maybe youse
a bad mother.
|
| 00:31:20 | Did you ever think of that, you retarded
MOTHER[bleep]?
|
| 00:31:23 | That is a toddler.
|
| 00:31:23 | Your baby's supposed to like skittles, you
ignorant bitch.
|
| 00:31:32 | Got to love white people.
|
| 00:31:34 | GOT TO [bleep] LOVE THEM.
|
| 00:31:34 | BUT WHITE PEOPLE YOUR [bleep] FRIENDS--
They can help you.
|
| 00:31:38 | Where my spanish people at?
|
| 00:31:39 | Where the spanish people?
|
| 00:31:40 | We ought to thank all 17 of y'all for coming.
|
| 00:31:43 | We appreciate that.
|
| 00:31:45 | I KNOW MOST OF YOU MOTHER[bleep] ROLL TOGETHER.
|
| 00:31:47 | Y'ALL [bleep] ARE EFFICIENT.
|
| 00:31:49 | You ever seen them come to a club?
|
| 00:31:51 | THERE BE 39 OF THEM MOTHER[bleep]
In the same car, just--
like, bitch, that is a ford focus.
|
| 00:32:07 | HOW MANY MOTHER[bleep] IS IN THERE?
|
| 00:32:18 | But you need your spanish friends.
|
| 00:32:21 | DON'T NOBODY PARTY LIKE THEM MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:32:23 | NOBODY IN THE WORLD PARTY LIKE THEM MOTHER[bleep],
'CAUSE THEY DON'T NEED [bleep] THAT [bleep]
Need.
|
| 00:32:28 | They don't need invitations
or streamers or balloons or nothing.
|
| 00:32:32 | THEM MOTHER[bleep] ONLY NEED A FRONT YARD
AND SOME MOTHER[bleep] CORONA AND THEM MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:32:41 | [bleep] CAN'T EVEN GO TO THEY PARTIES,
'Cause they don't never end.
|
| 00:32:45 | [bleep] YOU HAVE A PARTY LAST 3 1/2 MOTHER[bleep]
Months.
|
| 00:32:48 | JUST GOT [bleep] IN THERE HOSTAGE, JUST--
"I want to go home.
|
| 00:32:59 | [bleep] THIS IS [bleep]."
SPANISH PEOPLE, YOU GOT TO GET YOU SOME [bleep]
Friends too
SO THEY CAN TELL YOU WHEN [bleep] IS NOT
Appropriate.
|
| 00:33:09 | We are tired of going to the laundromat
to see you in there.
|
| 00:33:13 | Your baby girl is all of seven years old.
|
| 00:33:16 | This bitch has on
a wedding dress and soccer shoes.
|
| 00:33:19 | WHERE THE [bleep] IS SHE GOING?
|
| 00:33:22 | Is she marrying bleach?
|
| 00:33:24 | This bitch--
all I'm saying, spanish people, is,
if you are pushing a stroller through the
mall
and your child's feet can touch the ground
out the stroller,
let littleesewalk then.
|
| 00:33:45 | THIS MOTHER[bleep]'S 13 GODDAMN YEARS OLD
With a cigarette and a sidekick.
|
| 00:33:51 | "
I
I've
got some catchphrases that'll
make these savings even more memorable.
|
| 00:35:51 | ..
|
| 00:35:53 | now that's
..?
|
| 00:35:55 | Boss: how 'bout this?
|
| 00:35:58 | ..they're the bee's knees?
|
| 00:35:59 | Boss: or this?
|
| 00:36:02 | sir, how 'bout just "fifteen minutes
could save you
"
ha, yeah, good luck with that catching
on!
|
| 00:36:08 | fifteen minutescould save you
fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
|
| 00:37:31 | All I'm saying is, life is too short for
racism.
|
| 00:37:33 | WE ALL GOT [bleep] PROBLEMS.
|
| 00:37:34 | But we can learn.
|
| 00:37:36 | We can learn.
|
| 00:37:36 | JUST [bleep] JUST [bleep] THAT.
|
| 00:37:39 | Just don't try to do everything with your
white friends.
|
| 00:37:44 | Don't get drunk with your white friends.
|
| 00:37:47 | Can't do it.
|
| 00:37:48 | CAN'T [bleep] DO IT.
|
| 00:37:49 | THEY DON'T DRINK LIKE [bleep].
|
| 00:37:51 | We are very consistent.
|
| 00:37:52 | IF A [bleep] DRINK HENNESSEY,
THAT'S WHAT THE [bleep] THAT [bleep] DRINK.
|
| 00:37:55 | That's what he drink: hennessey.
|
| 00:37:56 | You ain't got to keep asking him.
|
| 00:37:57 | That's what he drink on monday, wednesday,
friday,
his birthday, jesus' birthday: hennessey.
|
| 00:38:04 | If they don't have hennessey, he will take
remy as a backup.
|
| 00:38:08 | That's as far as it goes.
|
| 00:38:10 | White people don't care what they drink.
|
| 00:38:13 | All they care about is what they said
when they was leaving the house.
|
| 00:38:16 | "TONIGHT WE'RE GETTING [bleep] UP!"
THAT'S ALL THE [bleep] THEY CARE ABOUT.
|
| 00:38:25 | THEM MOTHER[bleep], YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL,
'Cause they tricky.
|
| 00:38:28 | White people like to buy the drink.
|
| 00:38:31 | AS A [bleep], WE ARE NOT PREPARED
To turn down a free goddamn drink.
|
| 00:38:35 | WE DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT IT IS.
|
| 00:38:36 | Like, "this is unleaded?
|
| 00:38:38 | "THAT'S SPICIER THAN A MOTHER[bleep].
|
| 00:38:41 | "
I had to find out the hard way.
|
| 00:38:45 | I'm drinking with some white people.
|
| 00:38:46 | They're buying me these goddamn drinks.
|
| 00:38:48 | [bleep] WAS DELICIOUS.
|
| 00:38:49 | It was called sambuca,
and I should have known.
|
| 00:38:51 | That don't even sound like
NO [bleep] SHOULD BE DRINKING ANY GODDAMN
Way.
|
| 00:38:55 | Sound like one of my african cousins or some
[bleep].
|
| 00:38:58 | BUT THE [bleep] WAS DELICIOUS,
But it was coffee and alcohol together.
|
| 00:39:02 | I was knocking them bitches back.
|
| 00:39:04 | IT WASN'T TILL I GOT [bleep] UP THAT I REALIZED
..
|
| 00:39:10 | Maybe this is not the right combination of
[bleep]
FOR A [bleep] TO BE [bleep] UP ON,
'CAUSE NOW I'M [bleep] UP.
|
| 00:39:17 | I'M AT THE HOUSE, AND [bleep] IS [bleep]
Up,
but I can't pass out.
|
| 00:39:21 | I'M JUST IN THE HOUSE, "HI, I'M [bleep] UP.
|
| 00:39:23 | "NO, I'M COOL, [bleep].
|
| 00:39:24 | "I'M COOL, [bleep] I'M COOL.
|
| 00:39:26 | "[bleep] THAT.
|
| 00:39:29 | "
we got to start having fun like white people
have fun, though.
|
| 00:39:35 | We be thinking white people can't dance.
|
| 00:39:37 | WHITE PEOPLE BE TOO [bleep] UP TO DANCE.
|
| 00:39:40 | THAT'S HOW [bleep] USED TO DO.
|
| 00:39:41 | Remember we used to go to the club
AND HAVE FUN AND [bleep]?
|
| 00:39:44 | [bleep] USED TO GO AND HAVE FUN?
|
| 00:39:45 | We can't have fun now.
|
| 00:39:46 | [bleep]'S IN THE CLUB WATCHING OTHER [bleep],
JUST WAITING ON SOME [bleep] TO POP OFF.
|
| 00:39:50 | Get real high and go to the club next time,
'CAUSE THAT [bleep] IN YOUR SYSTEM WILL HELP
You out.
|
| 00:39:55 | Just go in the club and make up your own
MOTHER[bleep] DANCE
And see how much fun your goddamn ass have
WHILE MOTHER[bleep] WATCHING YOU.
|
| 00:40:03 | [boisterous music starts]
Yeah, like when that song come on, just walk
in the club.
|
| 00:40:09 | Get real high and walk in
AND [bleep] YOUR OWN DANCE, JUST--
I'm just saying have some fun in your life.
|
| 00:41:02 | Life is short.
|
| 00:41:28 | Can I do it one time for the folk?
|
| 00:41:30 | One time for the folk.
|
| 00:41:32 | Can I get a yea-ah?
|
| 00:41:34 | (audience) YEA-AH!
|
| 00:41:35 | Can I get a yea-ah?
|
| 00:41:37 | (audience) YEA-AH!
|
| 00:41:38 | Can I get a what?
|
| 00:41:39 | (audience) WHAT?
|
| 00:41:40 | Can I get a what?
|
| 00:41:42 | (audience) WHAT!
|
| 00:41:43 | Well, let me get an okay!
|
| 00:41:45 | (audience) OKAY!
|
| 00:41:47 | Atl, ho!
|
| 00:42:00 | You got to go in a jam listening to that
[bleep] MUSIC.
|
| 00:42:02 | THAT [bleep] MUSIC GETS YOU [bleep] UP.
|
| 00:42:06 | Be in a room full of strangers talking about,
"[bleep] THEM [bleep] ON THE SOUTH SIDE.
|
| 00:42:14 | "[bleep] WHERE'S MY COMPASS?
|
| 00:42:16 | "Where's my compass?
|
| 00:42:18 | .."
I want a product withthe best decongestant.
|
| 00:43:24 | My choice is clear:claritin-d.
|
| 00:43:26 | (announcer)NOTHING WORKS STRONGER, FASTER,
Or longer
to relieve your worstallergy symptoms,
including congestion,without drowsiness.
|
| 00:43:32 | Get claritin-d at thepharmacy counter.
|
| 00:43:34 | Live claritin clear.
|
| 00:44:38 | JUST SAYING YOU GOT TO ENJOY YOUR [bleep]
Life.
|
| 00:44:40 | LIFE IS TOO [bleep] SHORT FOR [bleep].
|
| 00:44:42 | I'm in hollywood now.
|
| 00:44:43 | I'M FINDING OUT MOST OF THE [bleep]
I thought was real ain't even real.
|
| 00:44:47 | I met dmx nine months ago.
|
| 00:44:49 | THIS [bleep] IS TWO INCHES TALLER THAN ME.
|
| 00:44:52 | I DON'T KNOW WHY THE [bleep] I THOUGHT
THAT [bleep] WAS 6'12" OR SOMETHING.
|
| 00:44:56 | THAT [bleep] IS MY SIZE.
|
| 00:44:57 | Yeah, he really talk like that.
|
| 00:44:59 | We in the restaurant, he:
"Hell, bitch!
|
| 00:45:01 | "
"[bleep], WHY ARE YOU HOLLERING?
|
| 00:45:08 | WE IN A RESTAURANT, [bleep]."
YOU KNOW THAT [bleep] WENT TO SCHOOL, COULDN'T
Cheat at all.
|
| 00:45:15 | Just, "hell, bitch, what's the answer to
"
[barking]
"[bleep], YOU NEED TO BE IN THE SPECIAL CLASS.
|
| 00:45:22 | WHAT THE [bleep]?"
I met omarion.
|
| 00:45:31 | THIS [bleep] IS THE KING OF DANCING
FOR A MOTHER[bleep] REASON.
|
| 00:45:34 | 'Cause all while you trying to talk
TO THIS SIMPLE MOTHER[bleep],
He is practicing his goddamn dance moves.
|
| 00:45:40 | I'm trying to have a conversation,
AND THIS [bleep]--
"
"TOUCH WHAT, [bleep]?
|
| 00:45:48 | This is--"
I met shaquille o'neal.
|
| 00:45:53 | I WAS SO MOTHER[bleep] HAPPY TO MEET THAT
[bleep].
|
| 00:45:55 | THEN I FIND OUT I CAN'T BE THIS [bleep] FRIEND
In public,
'CAUSE HE JUST TOO MOTHER[bleep] TALL.
|
| 00:46:00 | HOW THE [bleep]?
|
| 00:46:00 | Look, I'm trying to congratulate you on a
good game,
AND YOU GOT YOUR [bleep] ALL ON MY FOREHEAD
Region.
|
| 00:46:17 | THIS IS BULL[bleep].
|
| 00:46:23 | At least if you in the atl
AND [bleep] ARE DOING DRUGS IN THE ATL,
[bleep] AT LEAST EXCUSE YOURSELF.
|
| 00:46:30 | GO TO THE BATHROOM OR SOME [bleep].
|
| 00:46:31 | [bleep] IN HOLLYWOOD JUST DO THE DRUGS RIGHT
In front of you
AND ACT LIKE AIN'T [bleep] HAPPENED.
|
| 00:46:35 | You in the middle of a goddamn meeting, they,
"yeah, so what we're gonna do is,
"we're gonna do the movie with you,
.."
"[bleep] DID YOU KNOW THAT I CAN SEE YOU?
|
| 00:46:51 | "[bleep], YOU RIGHT THERE. IT'S ON YOUR NOSE.
|
| 00:46:54 | [bleep] WHAT?"
[bleep] BE GAY IN HOLLYWOOD, YOU NEVER [bleep]
Expect it.
|
| 00:47:04 | They be having these big-ass mansion parties.
|
| 00:47:06 | In the mansion party, the whole mansion is
a party,
and then it's a separate party in the little
rooms.
|
| 00:47:11 | I ain't been famous that goddamn long.
|
| 00:47:12 | I'M EXCITED THAN A [bleep] TO BE AT THE MANSION
Party.
|
| 00:47:15 | You be looking at all the goddamn rooms,
AND YOU [bleep] AROUND AND LOOK IN THE WRONG
ROOM AND [bleep].
|
| 00:47:33 | "Come here.
|
| 00:47:34 | "Come here.
|
| 00:47:36 | "IS THAT TWO [bleep] KISSING?
|
| 00:47:38 | IS ONE OF THEM [bleep] PROFESSOR OVI?"
"He came out the closet.
|
| 00:47:46 | "He came out the closet.
|
| 00:47:47 | "
"
all I'm saying is, our country is in turmoil
right now.
|
| 00:48:01 | REAL [bleep] VERSUS BITCH [bleep].
|
| 00:48:03 | AND BITCH [bleep] IS GETTING STRONGER THAN
A [bleep].
|
| 00:48:06 | THESE [bleep] GOT POWER AND [bleep].
|
| 00:48:08 | Understand that the game ain't the same.
|
| 00:48:10 | Martha stewart and lil kim both had to go
to prison,
to prison.
|
| 00:48:16 | Now, let's look at the crime.
|
| 00:48:17 | [bleep] THEM, LOOK AT THE CRIME.
|
| 00:48:19 | Martha stewart, this was her crime:
The bitch had her money in an account.
|
| 00:48:22 | A [bleep] CAME UP TO HER AND WAS LIKE, "PSST,
Psst.
|
| 00:48:27 | "Martha, if you don't move your money,
"
AND SHE MOVED HER MOTHER[bleep] MONEY.
|
| 00:48:35 | Now, maybe in a white family's household,
this is a felony,
BUT TO [bleep], THIS IS A MOTHER[bleep] HOOKUP.
|
| 00:48:41 | AND [bleep] IS GOING TO JAIL OVER A HOOKUP.
|
| 00:48:49 | Lil kim went to jail for not snitching.
|
| 00:48:54 | Give you that one more again:
Not snitching,
for doing what your mama told you to do.
|
| 00:48:59 | Didn't your mama ever say,
"STOP TATTLE-TELLING ALL THE MOTHER[bleep]
Time, lil--
"
THAT'S WHAT THE [bleep] SHE WENT TO PRISON
For.
|
| 00:49:06 | Meanwhile michael jackson is freer than a
[bleep],
SMELLING LIKE LITTLE BOYS' BOOTY [bleep]
And I'm supposed to be excited.
|
| 00:49:16 | [bleep] MICHAEL.
|
| 00:49:17 | I know, I'm supposed to be happy 'cause he
used to be black.
|
| 00:49:20 | I know, I know.
|
| 00:49:21 | I remember.
|
| 00:49:22 | [bleep] THAT.
|
| 00:49:23 | MICHAEL FORGOT HE WAS A [bleep].
|
| 00:49:25 | HE FORGOT HE WAS A [bleep].
|
| 00:49:26 | HE FORGOT HE WAS A [bleep],
That it was us supporting him.
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| 00:49:29 | When he had that big-ass,
greasy-ass, bell pepper-ass nose,
that was us.
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| 00:49:34 | THEN THE [bleep] WANT TO GET WHITE,
AND WE KEPT GIVING HIM [bleep] CHANCES,
AND [bleep] WITH THE VITILIGO [bleep].
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| 00:49:39 | YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T NO REAL GODDAMN [bleep].
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| 00:49:41 | WHAT [bleep] YOU KNOW CALLED VITILIGO?
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| 00:49:43 | IT'D BE A LINE AS BIG AS A [bleep] TO CATCH
Vitiligo.
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| 00:49:46 | You mean, I can get my credit rating up to
720
BY CATCHING THIS [bleep]?
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| 00:49:51 | [bleep] MICHAEL.
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| 00:49:52 | [bleep] HIM, [bleep] HIM.
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| 00:49:53 | I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] HOW GOOD YOU CAN SING
And dance.
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| 00:49:56 | I GOT BABIES, YOU NASTY MOTHER[bleep].
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| 00:49:58 | YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH LITTLE BOYS' BOOTY [bleep].
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| 00:50:00 | And some of y'all looking at me, like,
"i can't believe you saying that.
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| 00:50:04 | "
[bleep] A SETUP.
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| 00:50:05 | DON'T NOBODY SAY THE SAME [bleep] ABOUT YOU
For 20 goddamn years.
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| 00:50:09 | WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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| 00:50:11 | IF A [bleep] CALL YOU A CRACKHEAD FOR 20
Years,
bitch, you are smoking crack.
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| 00:50:16 | Whitney done smoked her kneecaps off,
"
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