Keeping Up With the Kardashians - The Dominican Republic, Part One   View more episodes

Aired at 02:00 PM on Monday, Jul 02, 2012 (7/2/2012)      View all transcripts from this day

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00:00:00ay from things is not the right way to deal with it, you know?
00:00:03What's the deal with Kourtney?
00:00:05>> KRIS: Is he gonna come back?
00:00:06>> BRUCE: I think so.
00:00:07We'll see if it happens.
00:00:08I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:00:10We're going to dinner?
00:00:11>> KRIS: We're going to dinner.
00:00:12>> BRUCE: With that lip, we're going to dinner?
00:00:14>> KRIS: Just go take a (bleep) shower.
00:00:16>> BRUCE: That lip doesn't hurt your cussing, does it?
00:00:19(laughter) >> KIM: Hi.
00:00:22You want to sit?
00:00:23>> MASON: Hi, donkey.
00:00:25Hello.
00:00:26>> DONKEY KEEPER: Hello.
00:00:27>> BRUCE: All right, Mase.
00:00:28>> KENDALL: Mason.
00:00:29>> DONKEY KEEPER: No problem.
00:00:30>> BRUCE: Are you on the donkey?
00:00:31>> KIM: Mase, say cheese to Kiki.
00:00:34>> BRUCE: You made it.
00:00:35Okay, can you walk now?
00:00:36>> KYLIE: Yes.
00:00:36>> KOURTNEY: I can't stand next to you when you're that tall.
00:00:39>> KENDALL: No, it's okay.
00:00:39Take a picture with me.
00:00:40>> KOURTNEY: No, it's ridiculous.
00:00:42>> GIRL: Oh, my God, that's insane.
00:00:44>> KOURTNEY: And she's so skinny and I look so large.
00:00:46So, I heard you talked to Scott?
00:00:48>> BRUCE: You know, I had some things off my chest that I got off, and he got some things off his chest, and, uh, you know, it was good.
00:00:56You know, Scott's a good guy.
00:00:57He just...
00:00:58Scott never really feels like he's part of the family.
00:01:01I mean, I don't blame him.
00:01:02I think it'd be difficult.
00:01:04But I also told him I think I've been proud of him.
00:01:06I think he's done a great job as a dad, and he's been there for Mason and you, and, you know, that's all good stuff.
00:01:11>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, I mean, he's definitely a different person than he was.
00:01:15>> BRUCE: Oh, yeah.
00:01:16>> KOURTNEY: I'm really surprised that Bruce, out of all people, is the one who went and talked to Scott about this.
00:01:22Now Bruce is saying that Scott's feeling insecure and that he feels disposable and that I need to, you know, make him feel better.
00:01:31It's... this is, like, all very confusing.
00:01:33>> BRUCE: Yeah, I hope he'll come tonight.
00:01:35>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
00:01:36>> BRUCE: But we'll wait and see.
00:01:47>> KOURTNEY: Mason.
00:01:48(clinking) >> BRUCE: Oh, is that the train coming?
00:01:53>> MASON: I'm making...
00:01:54>> KOURTNEY: No, don't.
00:01:55>> KIM: Kourtney, he just ate the whole stick of butter.
00:01:58And now he's rubbing it all over his face and his hair.
00:02:00>> KRIS: Help him, Kourtney.
00:02:01I mean, Kendall.
00:02:02>> MASON: I eat the butter, Mommy.
00:02:04>> KOURTNEY: I saw, but now you got butter all over your face and your hair.
00:02:08>> MASON: I eat my butter.
00:02:09>> KRIS: Uh-oh, look who's here.
00:02:11>> BRUCE: Oh, look who it is.
00:02:13>> SCOTT: Back in action.
00:02:15It's gonna be a whole pain in my ass.
00:02:19>> BRUCE: Robbie, Scotty.
00:02:19>> SCOTT: Hello, hello.
00:02:20Mase!
00:02:21>> BRUCE: 29, never been kissed.
00:02:22>> SCOTT: I'll take a hug, too.
00:02:23>> MASON: Yeah.
00:02:25>> KIM: Stop.
00:02:26>> BRUCE: Well, good to see you, Scott.
00:02:27>> SCOTT: Thanks, Bruiser.
00:02:28Usually, I'd probably just try to hide from the problems as long as I could, but after Bruce and I had our talk, I decided I got to suck it up and just enjoy myself as much as I can.
00:02:39>> KRIS: How's it going?
00:02:40>> SCOTT: You look beautiful.
00:02:42Did you have some work done?
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:45>> KRIS: My lip swelled up because I had a food allergy.
00:02:48>> SCOTT: I'm sorry.
00:02:49>> KRIS: Aw.
00:02:50(noisy kiss) >> SCOTT: Ooh. Oh, nice.
00:02:52>> KRIS: That's a big lip.
00:02:53>> SCOTT: I do appreciate you putting this trip together.
00:02:55I don't want you to think that I'm not grateful, I just...
00:02:57Sometimes things are hard for me, you know?
00:02:59>> KRIS: If I can sit here at dinner with a lip, like, out to here, like Jim Carrey...
00:03:05>> SCOTT: It's pretty crazy, but it's fine.
00:03:07>> KRIS: ...then, uh, you can be just fine.
00:03:09>> SCOTT: I think it's actually nice; it makes you vulnerable for once.
00:03:12>> KRIS: I know.
00:03:13The fact that I actually came out tonight was a big deal, but it's also a big deal that you came out tonight.
00:03:18>> SCOTT: You still look fine.
00:03:20>> KOURTNEY: I do agree with my mom that, you know, it took a lot for Scott to come to the family dinner.
00:03:25It shows a lot of maturity that he would show up, knowing that everyone probably has something bad to say.
00:03:36>> ROB: Oh, my gosh, my lip.
00:03:38(laughter) Oh, my gosh.
00:03:41>> BRUCE: Rob, that's really not that funny.
00:03:43>> KOURTNEY: Does this even look like anything?
00:03:45>> KRIS: Really?
00:03:46Yeah, it looks like something.
00:03:48It looks le something like, that's mean and nasty and rude.
00:03:51>> BRUCE: I agree.
00:03:52>> KOURTNEY: Does it look hot?
00:03:53>> KRIS: It's mean the way you guys treat me.
00:03:56I can't help what's going on.
00:03:57>> BRUCE: Rob, be respectful to your mom.
00:04:02(guitar playing) >> KOURTNEY: Shake it.
00:04:06>> KIM: You should ask Mom to dance.
00:04:09(glass clinking) Go for it.
00:04:12You should.
00:04:14(man singing in Spanish) >> BRUCE: Come on, honey.
00:04:16Don't you ever doDancing with the Stars.
00:04:19That's all I have to say.
00:04:22I'm dangerous when I dance.
00:04:27>> KRIS: Oh, oh, my God.
00:04:34>> SCOTT: You look like a cat.
00:04:36>> KOURTNEY: Good.
00:04:37>> SCOTT: I like it.
00:04:38>> KOURTNEY: I swear, we talk better on text.
00:04:41>> SCOTT: So just write me later.
00:04:43>> KOURTNEY: No, we can talk when we get back.
00:04:46>> SCOTT: I'm pretty drained.
00:04:48>> KOURTNEY: I mean, we can talk tomorrow.
00:04:52But I do think we need to talk.
00:04:56>> SCOTT: I'm ready to talk whenever you are.
00:05:00>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
00:05:02>> SCOTT: The whole reason I had another kid with you is because you agreed to get married, but, obviously, you're so indecisive and you go back on your word that I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna keep trying with you forever.
00:08:55>> SCOTT: All right, am I going in the back?
00:08:56>> BRUCE: You're going in the front.
00:08:58>> SCOTT: I'm going in the front?
00:08:59>> BRUCE: Yeah, get up here and sit down.
00:09:01Take it out.
00:09:02I feel bad.
00:09:04Scott's had a tough week with this family, and I know what Scott's going through.
00:09:08And, you know, I feel it's, like, my responsibility to make Scott feel included in the family.
00:09:12I mean, the bottom line is he's a good guy and, you know, we'll go do a little kayaking, have a little bit of fun, and kind of just enjoy life.
00:09:20There.
00:09:26>> MASON: Iguana.
00:09:28>> KRIS: I know, iguana.
00:09:29He knows iguana?
00:09:30>> KOURTNEY: Yes, 'cause we have an iguana at our house, and it won't talk to him, and he gets very upset.
00:09:36>> KRIS: You know, um, I'll tell you one of your problems with Scott is always gonna be...
00:09:41you're gonna have that problem that you had yesterday over and over and over again unless you just kind of realize that if you never commit to him and you make him feel insecure...
00:09:51>> KOURTNEY: Mom, we're committed.
00:09:53We're in a relationship with two kids.
00:09:56>> KRIS: You turn down every offer he's ever made you, so he feels like you're gonna...
00:10:01he's disposable.
00:10:02I feel like this happened the last time Kourtney was pregnant.
00:10:05She's overwhelmed, and I'm sure she's tired, and she doesn't want to deal with the reality of Scott.
00:10:11So, I'm kind of feeling bad for Scott, and that's why I've encouraged Kourtney to maybe go out and get him something special so that he will feel loved and accepted.
00:10:20Why don't you get him a love ring to match his love bracelet?
00:10:25>> KOURTNEY: Mom, what the hell does that mean?
00:10:28>> KRIS: It means, "I promise to spend the rest of my life committed to you," so he feels like he's actually part of the family.
00:10:38I'm not asking you to marry him, but I'm just asking you to make a commitment and make him feel good about himself.
00:10:42>> KOURTNEY: Yes, and I have.
00:10:43I will.
00:10:44I do admit that I'm not the most expressive person.
00:10:48Maybe my mom's right, and I should get him a little symbol to show how much I do love him.
00:10:53Okay, thank you.
00:10:54>> KRIS: Can I ask you a question?
00:10:55I mean, not to make you feel bad, but do you ever do anything nice for him?
00:10:59>> KOURTNEY: Mom, first of all, you should talk.
00:11:01>> KRIS: Yeah, I get mad at Bruce and I'm annoyed with him constantly, but then I'll, like, bust a motorcycle out of my ass and give it to him, and he gets so excited.
00:11:17>> BRUCE: Honey.
00:11:19Don't you look nice?
00:11:20I told you to get all dressed up.
00:11:22And you do-- you look great.
00:11:23>> KRIS: Yeah, you look cute.
00:11:24>> BRUCE: And your lip actually... the lip from hell looks relatively normal.
00:11:28>> KRIS: I know, right?
00:11:29>> BRUCE: Well, since it's our last night, you know, me and the kids planned a little surprise.
00:11:34You look wonderful.
00:11:35>> KRIS: A surprise?
00:11:36>> BRUCE: Let's go downstairs.
00:11:38>> KRIS: What's the surprise?
00:11:39>> BRUCE: Well, just a little something.
00:11:41Kris has worked so hard to put this whole vacation together and organizing everything and, you know, Kourtney having problems getting here and finding other flights.
00:11:50I mean, it has been nonstop.
00:11:52It's time to appreciate all of that and give Kris a good dinner, and I hope and have told all the kids to be on their best behavior-- no fat lip jokes.
00:12:01(Kris laughs) >> KRIS: What is going on?
00:12:05What?!
00:12:06>> BRUCE:Para bailar la bamba, baby.
00:12:09(Kris laughs) I'd say we sit down and eat.
00:12:13>> KRIS: Whoo!
00:12:15This is amazing.
00:12:16(man speaks Spanish) Whoa, yeah.
00:12:18(applause) Thanks, everybody.
00:12:22This is so great.
00:12:24To another great vacay with the fam.
00:12:27Here you go, Scotty.
00:12:28Cheers, everybody.
00:12:29>> KOURTNEY: Bruce decided to throw this big dinner for my mom.
00:12:33You know, we were all annoyed with her over the situation of her being in touch with Todd, but my mom planned this whole family vacation.
00:12:43Even with her broken toe and her swollen lip, she still has the best time and makes sure that we're all having so much fun.
00:12:51>> KIM: So I say we do the peak and the pit of our trip.
00:12:53The peak of my trip is just that, Mom, I want to... I'm very thankful that you've set this whole thing up and that, even though we torture you a little bit, we love you, and then the pit of my trip is these damn bug bites.
00:13:08(Kris laughs) >> KRIS: I think my pit is my broken toe and, for sure, my swollen lip, and I think the...
00:13:16the peak of my trip is right now.
00:13:19>> BRUCE: Peaks-- one, seeing Khloe here.
00:13:22>> KRIS: Yeah, that was great.
00:13:23>> BRUCE: Other peaks-- as a parent, I love it when my kids, like, uncontrollably laugh.
00:13:28It just makes my heart feel good.
00:13:30Another peak is, actually, I had a real nice conversation with Scott.
00:13:33You know, Scott's part of the family, it's extremely important, and I appreciated the talk.
00:13:38>> SCOTT: That was a nice one.
00:13:39Thank you, Bruce.
00:13:40>> BRUCE: It was.
00:13:41>> KOURTNEY: My pit was traveling here and also Scott's little temper tantrum storming off, but it also made me realize, you know, you're not disposable and I don't want you to feel that way.
00:13:58>> KIM: Is Kourtney expressing emotion at the table in front of other people?
00:14:02>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
00:14:04>> BRUCE: Never happen.
00:14:05Uh, Scott?
00:14:06>> SCOTT: Pit was coming here that travel day.
00:14:10Peak would be watching Kendall and Kylie create their new little movie, and watching them get older is kind of fun 'cause I'm gonna have a daughter, and, you know, when I met them, they were, like, four feet tall and now they're, like, six feet tall, so I get a kick out of that.
00:14:26You know, I watch their attitude against you, and I feel bad knowing that my daughter is gonna be a little bitch to my little girl at one point, but that's part of life and it's not simple, and I know they love you so much and I really enjoy seeing how much they love you.
00:14:42>> KRIS: And that's why we love you.
00:14:43>> SCOTT: I hear you, thank you.
00:14:45>> KRIS: I think we did a good job, family, another vacation.
00:14:48Whoo!
00:14:50>> KIM: Whoo!
00:14:52>> KOURTNEY: I just wanted to say that I know that I'm indecisive.
00:14:57>> SCOTT: Right.
00:14:58>> KOURTNEY: But I'm not indecisive with you, and I'm obviously committed to us even though we're not, like, getting married, and I thought that that was, like, understood.
00:15:10>> SCOTT: The whole reason I had another kid with you is because you agreed to get married if we had another kid.
00:15:13>> KOURTNEY: But not while I'm pregnant.
00:15:15>> SCOTT: No, but now I'm over it.
00:15:17You broke the contract.
00:15:18You broke the deal.
00:15:19>> KOURTNEY: What was the deal?
00:15:19>> SCOTT: The deal was, if you wanted to have another kid...
00:15:21>> KOURTNEY: While I was pregnant?
00:15:23>> SCOTT: Doesn't matter, whatever, anything, but, obviously, you're so indecisive and you go back on your word...
00:15:27>> KOURTNEY: No, it's... that's not what it is, though.
00:15:28>> SCOTT: ...that I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna keep trying with you forever.
00:18:11Captioning sponsored by Bunim-murray productions Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org >> SCOTT: You're so indecisive and you go back on your word...
00:18:20>> KOURTNEY: No, it's... that's not what it is, though.
00:18:22>> SCOTT: ...that I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna keep trying with you forever.
00:18:25I had the one kid, and then you said you didn't want to be with me unless I had another one.
00:18:29I said, "Okay, well, if we have another child, I think it's fair that we get married." You said yes, you got pregnant.
00:18:34I said, "Any thoughts of getting married?" You said no.
00:18:37I go, "Okay, great." >> KOURTNEY: I didn't say no.
00:18:38>> SCOTT: Yeah, you did.
00:18:39>> KOURTNEY: But also, there's things that we're still working on.
00:18:42>> SCOTT: You have a perfect excuse right there to never proceed with our relationship.
00:18:47You don't know what it's like for me.
00:18:50I love everybody, yeah, but, like, it's just a lot of strong people in one house.
00:18:54It's... it's a lot to handle for anybody, and I do these things for you, but it's not like you ever show me any appreciation, a "thank you for being there with my family." >> KOURTNEY: I do see Scott's point that sometimes I don't appreciate him, and Scott does make me happy.
00:19:11I mean, I am committed to Scott if that means I don't want to be with anyone else.
00:19:15I want to be with him, and I want it to work with him.
00:19:18Sometimes just don't understand how he doesn't know that.
00:19:22My mom and I went shopping today to find something like a promise-- something to, like, show you, like, commitment 'cause...
00:19:30>> SCOTT: You're kidding, right?
00:19:31>> KOURTNEY: ...sometimes, like, a symbol is better.
00:19:34>> SCOTT: I appreciate the gesture.
00:19:37Ow, I have no circulat...
00:19:38>> KOURTNEY (laughing): It's staying, staying on there.
00:19:40>> SCOTT: It really complements my watch.
00:19:42>> KOURTNEY: It matches... it matches your shorts.
00:19:47>> SCOTT: Sometimes Kourtney does surprise me, and, you know, she hasn't been that spontaneous in a long time, but the fact that she told me in front of her whole family how much she loves me and how committed she is to our family makes me feel good, and it's a very cute idea-- this love bracelet.
00:20:06It obviously doesn't go with my gold accessories, but if it did, I would always wear it.
00:20:11I love the thought.
00:20:12Thank you.
00:20:13I love you.
00:20:14>> KOURTNEY: You're welcome.
00:20:16♪♪ ♪♪
00:20:23>> KRIS: Come on, Scott.
00:20:25Come on, please, one dance.
00:20:27If you love me, if you love me, come on.
00:20:33Whoo!
00:20:37Whoo!
00:20:41Whoo!
00:20:55>> BRUCE: All right, Director Kylie, what do we need on the boat?
00:20:59>> KYLIE: Uh, us dancing, like, just being cool.
00:21:03This trip has been so fun, and what a better way to end it than getting on the boat, getting crazy for our music video.
00:21:12♪♪ ♪♪, (laughter) (screaming) >> SCOTT: This is the best part of the trip, for sure.
00:21:54>> KIM: Next onKeeping Up with the Kardashians: >> ROB: Scott got offered to do some sweet 16.
00:21:59>> SCOTT: ♪♪ Happy birthday Happy... ♪♪
00:22:02>> KRIS: Welcome home.
00:22:02Now that Khloe's back, everything is going to be happy again.
00:22:05>> KOURTNEY: Are you going to come to New York to Scott's restaurant opening?
00:22:09>> KHLOE: My family has been pulling me in a million different directions.
00:22:12People don't get how much >> LISA: I want to go home.
00:22:17You guys blocked my car.
00:22:18Somebody's got to move the car.
00:22:20>> MAN: Oh, that's me.
00:22:21>> DINA: Wait. Don't leave, then, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:22No, come sit down here for one second.
00:22:25I need you to give the update on how everyone is looking 'cause I think they're looking finer than ever.
00:22:30>> LISA: They all look good.
00:22:31>> DINA: Which one would you go home with right now?
00:22:33>> LISA: Right now, with the cute one.
00:22:35(laughter) For just one night.
00:22:40>> SHANE: Huh?
00:22:42One night?
00:22:43>> DINA: One beautiful night.
00:22:44>> LISA: One night.
00:22:46Maybe he not good enough at sex, but cute face.
00:22:49(laughter) >> FRANCESCA: Whoo! I'm Chi.
00:22:53>> DINA: I'm Dina Eastwood and I live in Carmel, California.
00:22:56(squealing, laughing) Morgan is my 15-year-old daughter.
00:22:59Morgan, stop it!
00:23:00I have a stepdaughter named Francesca Ruth.
00:23:02>> FRANCESCA: This is crazy!
00:23:03>> DINA: And I manage a band, Overtone.
00:23:05>> MORGAN: Hey, Mom!
00:23:07So embarrassing!
00:23:08(all laugh) >> DINA: I bought flowers and they never opened.
00:23:16It irritates me.
00:23:17>> MORGAN: How long are you staying here?
00:23:19>> FRANCESCA: A day.
00:23:20Chi, how's school?
00:23:21>> MORGAN: It's good.
00:23:22>> DINA: It's good.
00:23:23She's doing good.
00:23:24>> FRANCESCA: Do you have any friends?
00:23:25>> DINA: You've made some really cute friends there, I think, like Mackenzie and Lindsay.
00:23:29>> FRANCESCA: How's French?
00:23:30That's what you're taking, right?
00:23:32>> MORGAN: Yeah.
00:23:32>> DINA: She should be doing better 'cause she took it last year.
00:23:36>> FRANCESCA: She, like, never lets you talk.
00:23:38>> MORGAN: Yeah, it's so annoying.
00:23:40My mom tends to treat me like a little kid, and she doesn't understand that I am almost technically an adult in a couple years.
00:23:48>> DINA: "I am the youngest of all the rats, and I only got put in with the big boys last week." >> MORGAN: Stop.
00:23:55>> DINA: Morgan is the baby of the Eastwood clan.
00:23:58She's my only biological child, and I never want to see her grow up, really.
00:24:01Look, see, that's her "I hate Mom"-- that's her "I hate Mom" look.
00:24:04>> FRANCESCA: Wait, stop, don't punish me.
00:24:06>> DINA: Wait, Morgan, stop.
00:24:08(screaming and laughter) >> WOMAN: And then I'll see you tomorrow at the Gallery.
00:24:20>> FRANCESCA: At the Gallery-- I'm so excited.
00:24:21>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Francesca, Francesca.
00:24:23>> FRANCESCA: I just got an apartment in West Hollywood, and I do a lot more things on my own now.
00:24:29It's pretty crazy, though.
00:24:30>> REPORTER: Francesca, I understand that you're-- you have newfound independence and you're kind of living on your own now.
00:24:34Tell me a little bit about that.
00:24:36>> FRANCESCA: Well, I just moved into the house, so I'm still trying to balance what it's like not depending on my parents for everything and then asking them for everything.
00:24:44>> REPORTER: I'm 49 years old and I still call Daddy for help sometimes, so...
00:24:47>> FRANCESCA: Yeah, no, I, I don't want to, but...
00:24:49In the past I'd call one of my parents to help me, like, get through something, but now that I'm 18, I'm pretty independent.
00:25:03>> DINA: It's the green sauce.
00:25:05Let's see.
00:25:06To the left.
00:25:08Thank you.
00:25:09>> LISA: You like this pot?
00:25:10>> DINA: Love it.
00:25:10Guess what.
00:25:12Now that I'm doing art more, I'm tired of, um, standing at that counter in there doing my artwork.
00:25:17I'm thinking, I want a place that I can make art, and Frannie's room is the best.
00:25:24Francesca has started the next phase of her life in Los Angeles.
00:25:27She goes to school part-time.
00:25:29I mean, she's home, like, what, once a month?
00:25:31And I don't have a room that's dedicated to being able to be really quiet and really on my own.
00:25:37Let's get back into art.
00:25:39Whoo!
00:25:39Besides, I have Francesca's permission.
00:25:42But this is, like, the best room energy, quiet, calmest place in the house, and I want to make my art studio in here.
00:25:49>> FRANCESCA: Mm-hmm.
00:25:49>> DINA: Thank you. I love you.
00:25:50You're awesome.
00:25:51>> FRANCESCA: Love you.
00:25:53>> DINA: Could you help me today transform that room?
00:25:56>> LISA: Let's do it.
00:25:58>> DINA: Where do I start?
00:25:59I want to make sure she still has some of her stuff.
00:26:02Lisa and I are going to clean this room out, get my supplies in there, and just totally convert it into a sanctuary.
00:26:09>> LISA: Let me try it on.
00:26:10I might be awesome.
00:26:13(laughing): Ta-dah!
00:26:17I always liked to have a big one, but never have a big one.
00:26:20>> DINA: No, they just get in the way.
00:26:22They're, like, flopping around when you're trying to clean and get...
00:26:25>> LISA: You know what men say?
00:26:26More than one big bite is wasted.
00:26:30>> DINA: You flip it.
00:26:31>> LISA: Oh, lift it up.
00:26:32Lift it up. Lift it up.
00:26:33>> DINA: She hates this bed anyway.
00:26:36But she's so clean.
00:26:37I'm so proud of her.
00:26:38She doesn't have weird...
00:26:38>> LISA: She's not clean; I am clean because I take care for this room.
00:26:43You think she's cleaning the room?
00:26:45>> DINA: What if we find money sewn in here?
00:26:48>> LISA: That's mine.
00:26:49Finder keeper, losers sweeper.
00:26:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:26:54>> DINA: Finders keepers, loser sweepers.
00:26:57Cleaning this room is really making me feel sentimental because Francesca grew up so fast, she just was here and then gone, and so I'm just so thankful that I still have my baby at home.
00:27:09Morgan is my last and only child coming through the house, and I know that when she's gone, it's over.
00:27:16Seriously, this has been a dream of mine for about five years, and you helped me.
00:27:20I'm so happy.
00:27:21>> LISA: High five.
00:27:23>> DINA: I love you, thank you.
00:27:25Thank you, honey.
00:27:30>> DOMINIC: I never realized...
00:27:32I've changed a lot of diapers.
00:27:33I did not know that Mom and Dad were so familiar with my nut sac and my taint.
00:27:36(laughter) 'Cause I am up in his business every single day, wiping out pesto sauce.
00:27:41>> DINA: Morgan's got a new boyfriend.
00:27:43>> DOMINIC: Morgan's got a boyfriend?!
00:27:45>> MORGAN: What?
00:27:45>> DOMINIC: Morgan, what happened to Kenny?
00:27:47That was like a year ago, right?
00:27:49What-- how old are you, 12?
00:27:51>> MORGAN: I'm not a little kid anymore.
00:27:53I'm 15 years old and I just feel like no one treats me like a young adult even.
00:28:01Like, I am not-- like, I am my own person.
00:28:04>> DOMINIC: No, you're not.
00:28:05You are not your own person.
00:28:06>> DINA: You're my baby.
00:28:07>> MORGAN: My mom calls me "baby" all the time, and it just makes me feel like she sees me as a little kid still.
00:28:12>> DINA: Give me a little kiss.
00:28:13I haven't had a kiss all day.
00:28:15Aah!
00:28:16>> DOMINIC: Something I've been noticing is, Morgan has a little bit of an attitude towards Dina.
00:28:20>> DINA: She's been extremely mean and rude.
00:28:23>> MORGAN: Mom.
00:28:31>> DINA: Frannie, hi!
00:28:33>> FRANCESCA: Hi.
00:28:34>> DINA: We're making chicken enchiladas 'cause you're coming home.
00:28:37Hi.
00:28:38>> FRANCESCA: How are you?
00:28:40>> DINA: You must be exhausted.
00:28:41>> FRANCESCA: I cannot wait to get into bed right now and take a huge nap.
00:28:45>> DINA: I want to go put you in the snuggest bed in the house, but I want to show you something.
00:28:51I have a surprise for you.
00:28:53I think you're gonna be so happy for me.
00:28:56>> FRANCESCA (gasps): Did you get me a new bed?
00:28:58>> DINA: No.
00:28:59Remember my dream that I was talking about a week or two ago?
00:29:06>> FRANCESCA: Art studio?
00:29:07>> DINA: So you got to come see it, come on.
00:29:09>> FRANCESCA: Okay.
00:29:10>> DINA: Look at your room-- my room.
00:29:15Isn't it awesome?
00:29:19Dina mentioned to me a while ago that she wanted to convert my room into her art room, but I honestly didn't really think that she would go ahead and do it.
00:29:28>> DINA: The light's freaking perfect in here.
00:29:30>> FRANCESCA: Yeah.
00:29:31>> DINA: This reminds me of you every time I sit in it.
00:29:33>> FRANCESCA: Well, I'm just going to go to Morgan's room, then.
00:29:35I hope she's okay with it.
00:29:36My room has been untouched since I was in seventh grade, and now that I walk in and all of her art supplies are there, I just can't help but feeling a little kicked out.
00:29:54>> FRANCESCA: Have you seen...?
00:29:56>> MORGAN: Cheek!
00:29:57>> FRANCESCA: ...my room?
00:29:58>> MORGAN: No.
00:29:59>> FRANCESCA: It's... not my room anymore.
00:30:01>> MORGAN: What do you mean?
00:30:02>> FRANCESCA: Mom, literally, made my bedroom the art room.
00:30:07All my stuff is gone.
00:30:11>> MORGAN: Where's Jackson?
00:30:11Could I please cheek Jackson in his little bear outfit?
00:30:14>> DOMINIC: No. You know what?
00:30:15Until you treat your mother better, you will never see Jackson again.
00:30:19>> FRANCESCA: I didn't want to tell you because I asked to be treated like an adult.
00:30:23>> DINA: Yeah?
00:30:24>> FRANCESCA: But this is, like, the only place that's, like, home to me.
00:33:13>> FRANCESCA: She wanted to have an art room, and she's, like, "Your room's really peaceful.
00:33:17Your room's really great." Like, I know she asked me if she could do it a while ago.
00:33:21I was, like, "Yeah, okay, whatever." But I didn't think she'd actually do it.
00:33:25My whole life, I spent time going back and forth from my mother's house and my father's house.
00:33:30My mom doesn't have the house that I was a little girl in anymore.
00:33:33The closest tangible place that I have that reminds me of my childhood is my room at my dad's house.
00:33:38>> MORGAN: You should talk to her about it and, like, tell her that you are really sad about this.
00:33:43>> FRANCESCA: I can't because I don't want her to think that I'm still like a little baby that cares.
00:33:47I just don't want Dina to think that, you know, I'm just not, like, an independent person because I still need my room.
00:33:53>> MORGAN: Cheek. I'm sorry.
00:33:54>> FRANCESCA: Cheek. It's okay.
00:33:56I'm sleeping in here with you, though, tonight.
00:33:58And fore I guess.
00:34:06(doorbell rings) >> LISA: I'm coming.
00:34:09(whoops) Everybody's here, boy.
00:34:12Wow.
00:34:13>> EMILE: Hi. How are you?
00:34:14>> DINA: Man!
00:34:15>> EMILE: Hi.
00:34:16>> EDUARD: Hi.
00:34:17>> DINA: Thank you, Lisa.
00:34:18I was looking if we want to change our name.
00:34:20If Morgan's here, she can help.
00:34:21>> EMILE: We need to get away from the... the Overtones.
00:34:23>> EDUARD: ...tones.
00:34:24We are...
00:34:25>> DINA: 'Cause everybody says Overtones.
00:34:27>> MORGAN: Wait. There's another band called the Overtones?
00:34:29>> EMILE: Yeah.
00:34:30>> EDUARD: Yeah.
00:34:31>> DINA: Yes.
00:34:32>> BAND MEMBERS: British.
00:34:33>> DINA: We want to change our name. Let's be crazy.
00:34:35Think of stuff.
00:34:36What? The Frames.
00:34:37The Recyclables.
00:34:38We could name ourselves Recker, because Recker's the same forward and backward.
00:34:42It's an anagram.
00:34:42>> MORGAN: No.
00:34:43>> DINA: Okay.
00:34:44>> MORGAN: Uh, what are you thinking?
00:34:46>> DINA: Okay, let's be called The Wrappers with a "W." >> SHANE: Then we can do condoms.
00:34:51(laughter) >> DINA: No. Uh...
00:34:53>> TINO: The Wackos!
00:34:54>> DINA: The-the Wackos. Uh...
00:34:55>> EMILE: What about, like, a Zulu name?
00:34:57>> DINA: Why don't you be called The Think?
00:34:59>> MORGAN: No.
00:35:00>> DINA: You know why she said "no"?
00:35:02'Cause she just has to say no to me, no matter what I say.
00:35:04>> MORGAN: No, 'cause that's horrible.
00:35:06>> DINA: A lot of moms, at this stage, really have a hard time with their daughters, and I'm having some of that.
00:35:10You know, it's annoying, but isit the end of my world? No.
00:35:12It's like the phase in life they're in.
00:35:14Come snug Mommy.
00:35:15Come down here with me.
00:35:16>> EMILE: Yes.
00:35:17>> MORGAN: No.
00:35:18>> EMILE: Yes.
00:35:19>> EDUARD: Come on.
00:35:20>> MORGAN: No!
00:35:21>> DINA: You want to snug with Tino?
00:35:23>> MORGAN: I don't want to snug with anyone!
00:35:25>> DINA: Baby! Baby! Baby!
00:35:26(indistinct chatter) >> DINA: So, why does Ms.
00:35:34Michaels have to talk to you before the test?
00:35:36What's going on that she wants to talk to you?
00:35:38>> MORGAN: To help me study for it.
00:35:40>> DINA: Well, you know you're gonna have to study tonight on your own, right?
00:35:43>> MORGAN: Yeah, obviously.
00:35:44>> DINA: Okay. You know what I'm gonna do, honey?
00:35:46I'm gonna take part of my art room and make it, like, a study room because your room is supposed to be for chilling out, relaxing, and, like, sleeping, and it's where you're studying, as well, and I don't think the studying can happen in there.
00:35:57>> MORGAN: You shouldn't do that.
00:35:59>> DINA: Oh, you're gonna learn a lot more if you do.
00:36:01Super...
00:36:02>> MORGAN: No, you shouldn't turn Frannie's room into an art room.
00:36:05>> DINA: Why?
00:36:06>> MORGAN: Because she doesn't want you to.
00:36:08>> DINA: No, no, it's fine.
00:36:09She was totally down with it.
00:36:11She was, like, "Yeah, whatever." >> MORGAN: She told me that she's really upset about it, and she just feels you're, like, trying to push her out of the house.
00:36:20>> DINA: Oh, my gosh.
00:36:21>> MORGAN: And she's afraid to say anything 'cause she doesn't want to seem like a little kid.
00:36:23>> DINA: Oh, my gosh.
00:36:24I feel like absolute crud.
00:36:28I should have known that although Francesca comes across as being grown-up, she is still a teenager, so I totally get that she wants her room.
00:36:36>> MORGAN: And by the way, when I move out, you're not touching my room.
00:36:40>> DINA: You're the baby.
00:36:41You can't move out.
00:36:54>> DINA: Honey!
00:36:55>> FRANCESCA: Hi.
00:36:56>> DINA: Look, we need to talk.
00:36:57>> FRANCESCA: What?
00:36:59>> DINA: I had a dumb moment.
00:37:01When I showed you the art room, I had no idea that that was so annoying to you.
00:37:06And now I know the truth.
00:37:08I'm sorry.
00:37:09>> FRANCESCA: It's okay.
00:37:10>> DINA: Morgan told me.
00:37:11>> FRANCESCA: I didn't want to tell you because I had asked to be treated like an adult, and I think, for the most part, I am, and that it doesn't go unnoticed, and I appreciate it.
00:37:19>> DINA: Yeah?
00:37:20>> FRANCESCA: But the thing is, is that where I'm living now doesn't feel like home to me at all, and this is like the only place that's like home to me... still.
00:37:43>> MORGAN: My mom is looking mad, and I have no idea what's going on.
00:37:48I don't even know what I did wrong.
00:37:50>> DINA: (Quietly): oh, my god.
00:40:27>> FRANCESCA: So, like, this is like the only place that's like home to me.
00:40:31>> DINA: It is home for you, and that's never changing.
00:40:33>> FRANCESCA: I wanted to tell you that I was was, like, upset about it, and I felt kind of like kicked out.
00:40:39>> DINA: I'm so, so sorry that I made you feel that way.
00:40:44As I was doing it, I kept convincing myself: Francesca has moved on.
00:40:49Morgan doesn't really speak to me very much anymore.
00:40:52So I might as well start making the house, like, up to my standards.
00:40:57>> FRANCESCA: Yeah.
00:40:58>> DINA: I am so sorry I did that.
00:40:59>> FRANCESCA: No, it's fine.
00:41:00I still want you to keep it like a place where you can do art.
00:41:03I just... like, maybe, like, I could have, like, a bed in there still.
00:41:07>> DINA: No, let's go make it your room, and you'll let me paint in there once in a while.
00:41:11Of course her room is her room.
00:41:13That room is hers, her territory.
00:41:16That's like a mom mistake.
00:41:17>> FRANCESCA: No, it's not.
00:41:18>> DINA: Like, who would love it that their room gets changed over?
00:41:21>> FRANCESCA: It's okay.
00:41:22>> DINA: I didn't go through any of your stuff.
00:41:24>> FRANCESCA: I know it's embarrassing-- the love letters.
00:41:26>> DINA: Shall we go read them?
00:41:27>> FRANCESCA: It's so embarrassing.
00:41:28>> DINA: Let's go put your room back together.
00:41:29>> FRANCESCA: I love all my newfound independence.
00:41:31I love living on my own.
00:41:32I love having to be responsible.
00:41:33But half the time, I still feel like I'm only a little baby.
00:41:37I'm gonna kill Morgan for telling it.
00:41:39So, it's really nice to hear from Dina that this will always be home for me.
00:41:43>> DINA: We can do this.
00:41:44>> FRANCESCA: Oh, yay!
00:41:46What if Dad walks in on us doing this?
00:41:48>> DINA: He'll be so proud.
00:41:49>> FRANCESCA: He'll be like, "What?" >> DINA: Much, much, much, much more important to me that Francesca feels at home in her home than having an art studio.
00:41:57I'm not even an artist.
00:41:58Come on.
00:41:59I just want to be one.
00:42:00God, this thing is-- talk about clashing.
00:42:02>> FRANCESCA: No, I love it.
00:42:03>> DINA: No, honey.
00:42:04>> FRANCESCA: No, keep it.
00:42:05It's cute. Because it's still your room, too, and I want it to be decorated with both of our stuff now.
00:42:10>> DINA: I would be honored to keep it here.
00:42:12>> FRANCESCA: Hopefully, there's just not an earthquake and it doesn't fall on...
00:42:14>> DINA: It's really light, so it would only give you a little bruise.
00:42:23Wait, wait, wait, this is Carmel-- wewillget a ticket for me being a foot over the line.
00:42:29>> DOMINIC: This is, uh, awkward.
00:42:37My sister here yet?
00:42:44>> DINA: Hey, guys.
00:42:45(Dominic speaks indistinctly) I haven't seen Tyler since our incident in Hawaii, and I'm trying to stay calm.
00:42:52>> DOMINIC: Maybe the inappropriateness will stop now.
00:42:54>> DINA: I got it.
00:42:55Are you kidding me?
00:42:56>> MORGAN: I'm gonna sit on the end, too.
00:42:58>> DINA: Morgan, you sit here.
00:42:59Sit right here.
00:43:00>> MORGAN: We're at lunch, and, of course, my mom bosses me around a lot, especially in public, which is really embarrassing.
00:43:07>> DINA: Morgan, you sit right here.
00:43:08>> MORGAN: No, Mom!
00:43:09She's being so typical.
00:43:11>> TYLER: The Overtones, they asked me to shoot them.
00:43:14>> DINA: Okay, that's what I wanted to talk about today.
00:43:16(several talking at once) Because I really need him, too.
00:43:18>> FRANCESCA: I know, but he doesn't shoot people like that.
00:43:21>> MORGAN: Mom, he only shoots cool people.
00:43:24>> DOMINIC: Morgan had a little bit of an attitude that she knows better than us.
00:43:27>> DINA: Are you saying they're not cool?
00:43:31>> TYLER: Morgan's silent.
00:43:32She's deadly.
00:43:33>> DOMINIC: Like a fart?
00:43:36>> TYLER: Do you think that I should shoot the 'Tones?
00:43:38>> MORGAN: I mean...
00:43:39>> DOMINIC: No, be honest.
00:43:40>> MORGAN: If you did it, like, for them, and just, they... and, like, they used them, but if you didn't, like, promote the picture yourself...
00:43:47then you can, I guess.
00:43:48>> FRANCESCA: That was deep, and I totally agree with you.
00:43:50>> DINA: I feel that...
00:43:51>> MORGAN: Mom, I can do it myself.
00:43:54>> DINA: I was gonna eat the cream off your sleeve, 'cause you're my baby.
00:43:58I wanted to help you.
00:43:59>> DOMINIC: Baby!
00:44:00>> MORGAN: Everyone is calling me a baby or treating me like a baby, and I'm just completely over it.
00:44:04>> DINA: Look, I'm gonna eat...
00:44:05>> MORGAN: Because I wasn't gonna go like that and get it off my sleeve.
00:44:10>> FRANCESCA: I know what Morgan is going through, with being standoffish from Mom.
00:44:14I was really standoffish at that age, too, with my mom.
00:44:16I'm really vocal when I feel, like, my parents are annoying me, and Morgan just kind of keeps it in and gets really upset.
00:44:21>> DINA: You're having a little hostility-- do you think I treat you like a baby?
00:44:24>> MORGAN: Just stop.
00:44:25It's so annoying.
00:44:26>> DINA: I'm not so annoying.
00:44:28Morgan thinks that I'm the most annoying person on the planet.
00:44:32>> MORGAN: Mom, just stop.
00:44:33>> DOMINIC: I don't know.
00:44:34Is that a generational thing?
00:44:35Morgan, I can't remember the last time you actually answered a question I asked of you.
00:44:39I'm seeing her treat other people with more respect than her mom; I don't like that.
00:44:43>> TYLER: Can I ask you a question, Morgan?
00:44:45>> MORGAN: Mm-hmm.
00:44:45>> TYLER: Are you annoyed by your mom?
00:44:48Yeah?
00:44:49And that bothers you.
00:44:50>> MORGAN: Yeah.
00:44:51>> TYLER: And you wish that she would back off a little so that you could get closer?
00:44:54>> MORGAN: I guess.
00:44:54>> TYLER: She answeredmy questions 'cause of the way I ask her.
00:44:57>> DOMINIC: I ask her the same way-- I ask you direct questions, but you don't want to answer them.
00:45:01>> FRANCESCA: But you're also her uncle who makes fun of her.
00:45:03>> DOMINIC: How do I make fun of you?
00:45:05>> MORGAN: Where's Jackson?
00:45:06Can I please cheek Jackson...
00:45:08>> TYLER: No. You know what?
00:45:09Until you treat your mother better, you will never see Jackson again.
00:45:14>> FRANCESCA: Yeah, can we go home?
00:45:16>> TYLER: Yeah.
00:45:17>> DOMINIC: Maybe I'm out of line, but I'm not gonna let you have Jackson anytime you want if you treat my sister with disrespect.
00:45:24>> DINA: Dom, are you mad at her?
00:45:27>> DOMINIC: Yeah. She does not respect you.
00:45:28>> DINA: Yes, she does.
00:45:29>> DOMINIC: She does not respect me.
00:45:31>> DINA: She just is in moods.
00:45:32You'll see when you have a teenager.
00:45:34She's a child, and you're bringing yourself down to a teenage arguing level.
00:45:37>> DOMINIC: You're right.
00:45:38You're right.
00:45:39You're absolutely right there.
00:45:40Maybe I'm taking it so personal, but I don't think that that's acceptable behavior.
00:45:48>> MORGAN: My mom is looking mad, and I have no idea what's going on.
00:45:53I don't even know what I did wrong.
00:46:03>> DINA (quietly): Oh, my god.
00:48:50Captioning sponsored by Bunim-murray productions Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org (Dina sighs) >> MORGAN: Like, I don't even know what to think right now.
00:49:01I just don't see how I'm to blame in this situation.
00:49:04I don't think I did...
00:49:06anything wrong.
00:49:07>> FRANCESCA: What happened?
00:49:08>> MORGAN (sighs): Dom and mom think I'm, like, five still, and I'm, like, I'm old now.
00:49:13Like, I'm not old, but, you know...
00:49:15>> FRANCESCA: But you're an adult, and you are, like...
00:49:17>> MORGAN: I have... I have my own life.
00:49:19>> FRANCESCA: Yeah, and he was joking about how, you know, like, oh, no, you're not your own person, but you are.
00:49:23>> MORGAN: And Dom is just, like, teasing me.
00:49:25>> FRANCESCA: But don't feel like it's only you, 'cause he does it to me, too.
00:49:28I'm feeling a little defensive of Morgan.
00:49:31I understand both sides of the equation, but it's time that Dina and Dominic realize that, as much as they say that they know that she's smart, they don't really treat her like that.
00:49:43I just talked to Morgan, and I need to talk to you.
00:49:45Like, what's your problem?
00:49:46>> DOMINIC: I feel offended that she kind of doesn't respect her relatives and her elders.
00:49:51>> FRANCESCA: She's at such an age where she needs to, like, come up with her own identity.
00:49:54She doesn't feel like she has that freedom right now to just, like, be herself.
00:49:57>> DOMINIC: I don't buy that.
00:49:58She is a smart young lady who doesn't speak her mind to people.
00:50:01>> FRANCESCA: You need to tell her that you know that because she doesn't think that you know...
00:50:05>> DOMINIC: I completely know that-- she's way smarter than anybody...
00:50:08>> FRANCESCA: I know. I know.
00:50:09Exactly. And so you need to tell her that you know that because she doesn't think that she's being treated like she's an intelligent young lady.
00:50:17(Dina sniffling) >> DINA (crying): This does make me sad, but I do know she is changing slowly, but surely.
00:50:26It's indescribable, what you feel like as a mother when your daughter is about to be of the age where you literally...
00:50:35don't really have influence anymore.
00:50:38>> DOMINIC: Morgan, so the whole point was, you were rolling your eyes and you don't answer when I talk to you, and I see you openly talking to Tyler and Frannie, and it upsets me, and so I think I got personally hurt and angry, and I apologize 'cause that was immature.
00:50:51>> MORGAN: It's okay.
00:50:52>> DINA: That's sweet of you to say, Dom.
00:50:54>> TYLER: You know, you guys might have communication issues, but at least you try.
00:50:57>> MORGAN: Yeah.
00:50:58>> DINA: I'm in habitual mom mode with Morgy, you know.
00:51:01>> MORGAN: I know I've been difficult lately, but I don't want you guys to treat me like a baby anymore.
00:51:05>> DOMINIC: You're right.
00:51:06>> MORGAN: It means a lot to me that my family apologized.
00:51:09And I agree that I can be standoffish, but... I'm gonna try to work on that in the future so that there won't be any tension in our family.
00:51:17I love you, cheek.
00:51:18>> DOMINIC: I love you, cheek.
00:51:19>> MORGAN: And I love you, cheek.
00:51:21>> DOMINIC: Aw...
00:51:24>> DINA: It's really time to cut the apron strings.
00:51:26It's time for me to step back.
00:51:28It's time for me to hand her the keys to her life.
00:51:30>> DOMINIC: Cheek!
00:51:31>> DINA: Thank you for...
00:51:32explaining things to me.
00:51:33>> TYLER: Like, you guys are the nicest family I've ever seen.
00:51:36(Dominic laughs) >> DINA: I love you.
00:51:38>> TYLER: Even these fights are hilarious.
00:51:40"Oh, no, we have a problem!
00:51:41We all love each other too much!
00:51:43Oh, no...!" >> MORGAN: Let's cheek, baby!
00:51:47>> FRANCESCA: Oh, let's cheek, baby!
00:51:49>> DOMINIC: Cheek, Jackson!
00:51:51(Jackson grunts) >> DINA: On the nextMrs.
00:51:54Eastwood & Company: Johnny Wright is the most well-known music manager in America.
00:51:58Can they sing one thing for you?
00:51:59>> JOHNNY: Nope, nope.
00:51:59>> DINA: Nada?
00:52:00>> JOHNNY: What I want is a showcase from you tomorrow.
00:52:03>> FRANCESCA: Your mom texted me.
00:52:05I've been pushing Tyler to have a relationship with his mother.
00:52:07>> TYLER: There is a lot of history...
00:52:10I don't give a (bleep)!
00:52:11I don't care!
00:52:14>> LISA: I want to go home.
00:52:17You guys blocked my car.
00:52:19Somebody's got to move the car.
00:52:20>> MAN: Oh, that's me.
00:52:21>> DINA: Wait. Don't leave, then, wait, wait, wait.
00:52:22No, come sit down here for one second.
00:52:24I need you to give the update on how everyone is looking 'cause I think they're looking finer than ever.
00:52:30>> LISA: They all look good.
00:52:31>> DINA: Which one would you go home with right now?
00:52:33>> LISA: Right now, with the cute one.
00:52:35(laughter) For just one night.
00:52:40>> SHANE: Huh?
00:52:42One night?
00:52:43>> DINA: One beautiful night.
00:52:44>> LISA: One night.
00:52:46Maybe he not good enough at sex, but cute face.
00:52:49(laughter) >> FRANCESCA: Whoo! I'm Chi.
00:52:53>> DINA: I'm Dina Eastwood and I live in Carmel, California.
00:52:56(squealing, laughing) Morgan is my 15-year-old daughter.
00:52:59Morgan, stop it!
00:53:00I have a stepdaughter named Francesca Ruth.
00:53:02>> FRANCESCA: This is crazy!
00:53:03>> DINA: And I manage a band, Overtone.
00:53:05>> MORGAN: Hey, Mom!
00:53:07So embarrassing!
00:53:08(all laugh) >> DINA: I bought flowers and they never opened.
00:53:16It irritates me.
00:53:17>> MORGAN: How long are you staying here?
00:53:19>> FRANCESCA: A day.
00:53:20Chi, how's school?
00:53:21>> MORGAN: It's good.
00:53:22>> DINA: It's good.
00:53:23She's doing good.
00:53:24>> FRANCESCA: Do you have any friends?
00:53:25>> DINA: You've made some really cute friends there, I think, like Mackenzie and Lindsay.
00:53:29>> FRANCESCA: How's French?
00:53:30That's what you're taking, right?
00:53:32>> MORGAN: Yeah.
00:53:33>> DINA: She should be doing better 'cause she took it last year.
00:53:36>> FRANCESCA: She, like, never lets you talk.
00:53:38>> MORGAN: Yeah, it's so annoying.
00:53:40My mom tends to treat me like a little kid, and she doesn't understand that I am almost technically an adult in a couple years.
00:53:48>> DINA: "I am the youngest of all the rats, and I only got put in with the big boys last week." >> MORGAN: Stop.
00:53:55>> DINA: Morgan is the baby of the Eastwood clan.
00:53:58She's my only biological child, and I never want to see her grow up, really.
00:54:01Look, see, that's her "I hate Mom"-- that's her "I hate Mom" look.
00:54:04>> FRANCESCA: Wait, stop, don't punish me.
00:54:06>> DINA: Wait, Morgan, stop.
00:54:08(screaming and laughter) >> WOMAN: And then I'll see you tomorrow at the Gallery.
00:54:19>> FRANCESCA: At the Gallery-- I'm so excited.
00:54:21>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Francesca, Francesca.
00:54:23>> FRANCESCA: I just got an apartment in West Hollywood, and I do a lot more things on my own now.
00:54:29It's pretty crazy, though.
00:54:30>> REPORTER: Francesca, I understand that you're-- you have newfound independence and you're kind of living on your own now.
00:54:35Tell me a little bit about that.
00:54:36>> FRANCESCA: Well, I just moved into the house, so I'm still trying to balance what it's like not depending on my parents for everything and then asking them for everything.
00:54:44>> REPORTER: I'm 49 years old and I still call Daddy for help sometimes, so...
00:54:47>> FRANCESCA: Yeah, no, I, I don't want to, but...
00:54:49In the past I'd call one of my parents to help me, like, get through something, but now that I'm 18, I'm pretty independent.
00:55:03>> DINA: It's the green sauce.
00:55:05Let's see.
00:55:06To the left.
00:55:08Thank you.
00:55:09>> LISA: You like this pot?
00:55:10>> DINA: Love it.
00:55:11Guess what.
00:55:12Now that I'm doing art more, I'm tired of, um, standing at that counter in there doing my artwork.
00:55:17I'm thinking, I want a place that I can make art, and Frannie's room is the best.
00:55:24Francesca has started the next phase of her life in Los Angeles.
00:55:27She goes to school part-time.
00:55:29I mean, she's home, like, what, once a month?
00:55:31And I don't have a room that's dedicated to being able to be really quiet and really on my own.
00:55:37Let's get back into art.
00:55:38Whoo!
00:55:39Besides, I have Francesca's permission.
00:55:42But this is, like, the best room energy, quiet, calmest place in the house, and I want to make my art studio in here.
00:55:49>> FRANCESCA: Mm-hmm.
00:55:49>> DINA: Thank you. I love you.
00:55:50You're awesome.
00:55:51>> FRANCESCA: Love you.
00:55:53>> DINA: Could you help me today transform that room?
00:55:56>> LISA: Let's do it.
00:55:58>> DINA: Where do I start?
00:55:59I want to make sure she still has some of her stuff.
00:56:02Lisa and I are going to clean this room out, get my supplies in there, and just totally convert it into a sanctuary.
00:56:09>> LISA: Let me try it on.
00:56:10I might be awesome.
00:56:13(laughing): Ta-dah!
00:56:17I always liked to have a big one, but never have a big one.
00:56:20>> DINA: No, they just get in the way.
00:56:22They're, like, flopping around when you're trying to clean and get...
00:56:25>> LISA: You know what men say?
00:56:26More than one big bite is wasted.
00:56:30>> DINA: You flip it.
00:56:31>> LISA: Oh, lift it up.
00:56:32Lift it up. Lift it up.
00:56:33>> DINA: She hates this bed anyway.
00:56:36But she's so clean.
00:56:37I'm so proud of her.
00:56:38She doesn't have weird...
00:56:38>> LISA: She's not clean; I am clean because I take care for this room.
00:56:43You think she's cleaning the room?
00:56:45>> DINA: What if we find money sewn in here?
00:56:48>> LISA: That's mine.
00:56:49Finder keeper, losers sweeper.
00:56:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:56:54>> DINA: Finders keepers, loser sweepers.
00:56:57Cleaning this room is really making me feel sentimental because Francesca grew up so fast, she just was here and then gone, and so I'm just so thankful that I still have my baby at home.
00:57:09Morgan is my last and only child coming through the house, and I know that when she's gone, it's over.
00:57:16Seriously, this has been a dream of mine for about five years, and you helped me.
00:57:20I'm so happy.
00:57:21>> LISA: High five.
00:57:23>> DINA: I love you, thank you.
00:57:25Thank you, honey.
00:57:30>> DOMINIC: I never realized...
00:57:31I've changed a lot of diapers.
00:57:33I did not know that Mom and Dad were so familiar with my nut sac and my taint.
00:57:36(laughter) 'Cause I am up in his business every single day, wiping out pesto sauce.
00:57:41>> DINA: Morgan's got a new boyfriend.
00:57:43>> DOMINIC: Morgan's got a boyfriend?!
00:57:45>> MORGAN: What?
00:57:46>> DOMINIC: Morgan, what happened to Kenny?
00:57:47That was like a year ago, right?
00:57:49What-- how old are you, 12?
00:57:51>> MORGAN: I'm not a little kid anymore.
00:57:53I'm 15 years old and I just feel like no one treats me like a young adult even.
00:58:01Like, I am not-- like, I am my own person.
00:58:04>> DOMINIC: No, you're not.
00:58:05You are not your own person.
00:58:06>> DINA: You're my baby.
00:58:07>> MORGAN: My mom calls me "baby" all the time, and it just makes me feel like she sees me as a little kid still.
00:58:12>> DINA: Give me a little kiss.
00:00:02Honey, the lip, it hasn't affected your drinking, has it?
00:00:07>> KRIS: I'm trying to make sure it doesn't.
00:00:09>> BRUCE: Actually, it looks a little better.
00:00:11Yeah, it's going down.
00:00:13>> KRIS: It does?
00:00:14>> BRUCE: Yeah.
00:00:14>> KRIS: So what did Scott say?
00:00:16>> BRUCE: Well, he kind of feels bad.
00:00:18He feels like such an outsider, and I can't blame him, you know?
00:00:21I think it'd be tough.
00:00:24He's been in this family for what, six years now, two kids, still not married.
00:00:28Kourtney's playing her games with him.
00:00:31He never feels quite worthy.
00:00:32>> KRIS: Well, that makes me feel bad.
00:00:34>> BRUCE: What?
00:00:35>> KRIS: That he doesn't feel like part of the family.
00:00:37I want him to feel loved, and he is the father of my grandchildren.
00:00:40>> BRUCE: I totally agree, but this is a tough family.
00:00:44It's difficult.
00:00:45I-- I don't blame him.
00:00:47I think it'd be difficult.
00:00:48You know, he's gonna have to deal with that, and walking away from things is not the right way to deal with it, you know?
00:00:54What's the deal with Kourtney?
00:00:55>> KRIS: Is he gonna come back?
00:00:56>> BRUCE: I think so.
00:00:57We'll see if it happens.
00:00:58I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:00:59We're going to dinner?
00:01:00>> KRIS: We're going to dinner.
00:01:02>> BRUCE: With that lip, we're going to dinner?
00:01:04>> KRIS: Just go take a (bleep) shower.
00:01:07>> BRUCE: That lip doesn't hurt your cussing, does it?
00:01:09(laughter) >> KIM: Hi.
00:01:12You want to sit?
00:01:13>> MASON: Hi, donkey.
00:01:15Hello.
00:01:18>> KENDALL: Mason.
00:01:19>> DONKEY KEEPER: No problem.
00:01:20>> BRUCE: Are you on the donkey?
00:01:21>> KIM: Mase, say cheese to Kiki.
00:01:24>> BRUCE: You made it.
00:01:25Okay, can you walk now?
00:01:26>> KYLIE: Yes.
00:01:27>> KOURTNEY: I can't stand next to you when you're that tall.
00:01:29>> KENDALL: No, it's okay.
00:01:30Take a picture with me.
00:01:31>> KOURTNEY: No, it's ridiculous.
00:01:32>> GIRL: Oh, my God, that's insane.
00:01:34>> KOURTNEY: And she's so skinny and I look so large.
00:01:36So I heard you talked to Scott?
00:01:39>> BRUCE: You know, I had some things off my chest that I got off, and he got some things off his chest, and, uh, you know, it was good.
00:01:46You know, Scott's a good guy.
00:01:47He just...
00:01:48Scott never really feels like he's part of the family.
00:01:51I mean, I don't blame him.
00:01:53I think it'd be difficult.
00:01:54But I also told him I think I've been proud of him.
00:01:56I think he's done a great job as a dad, and he's been there for Mason and you, and, you know, that's all good stuff.
00:02:01>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, I mean, he's definitely a different person than he was.
00:02:05>> BRUCE: Oh, yeah.
00:02:06>> KOURTNEY: I'm really surprised that Bruce, out of all people, is the one who went and talked to Scott about this.
00:02:12Now Bruce is saying that Scott's feeling insecure and that he feels disposable and that I need to, you know, make him feel better.
00:02:21It's... this is like all very confusing.
00:02:24>> BRUCE: Yeah, I hope he'll come tonight.
00:02:25>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
00:02:26>> BRUCE: But we'll wait and see.
00:02:39>> (clinking) >> BRUCE: Oh, is that the train coming?
00:02:43>> MASON: I'm making...
00:02:44>> KOURTNEY: No, don't.
00:02:45>> KIM: Kourtney, he just ate the whole stick of butter.
00:02:48And now he's rubbing it all over his face and his hair.
00:02:50>> KRIS: Help him, Kourtney.
00:02:51I mean, Kendall.
00:02:53>> MASON: I eat the butter, Mommy.
00:02:54>> KOURTNEY: I saw, but now you got butter all over your face and your hair.
00:02:58>> MASON: I eat my butter.
00:03:00>> KRIS: Uh-oh, look who's here.
00:03:02>> BRUCE: Oh, look who it is.
00:03:04>> SCOTT: Back in action.
00:03:06It's gonna be a whole pain in my ass.
00:03:08>> BRUCE: Robbie, Scotty.
00:03:10>> SCOTT: Hello, hello.
00:03:11>> BRUCE: 29, never been kissed.
00:03:13>> MASON: Yeah.
00:03:14>> KIM: Stop.
00:03:15>> BRUCE: Well, good to see you, Scott.
00:03:17>> SCOTT: Thanks, Bruiser.
00:03:18Usually, I'd probably just try to hide from the problems as long as I could, but after Bruce and I had our talk, I decided I got to suck it up and just enjoy myself as much as I can.
00:03:29>> KRIS: How's it going?
00:03:31>> SCOTT: You look beautiful.
00:03:32Did you have some work done?
00:03:34Oh, my God.
00:03:35>> KRIS: My lips blew up because I had a food allergy.
00:03:38>> SCOTT: I'm sorry.
00:03:39>> KRIS: Aw.
00:03:40(noisy kiss) >> SCOTT: Ooh. Oh, nice.
00:03:42>> KRIS: That's a big lip.
00:03:43>> SCOTT: I do appreciate you putting this trip together.
00:03:45I don't want you to think that I'm not grateful, I just...
00:03:47Sometimes things are hard for me, you know?
00:03:50>> KRIS: If I can sit here at dinner with a lip like out to here, like Jim Carrey...
00:03:55>> SCOTT: It's pretty crazy, but it's fine.
00:03:58>> KRIS: Then, uh, you can be just fine.
00:04:00>> SCOTT: I think it's actually for once.
00:04:02>> KRIS: I know.
00:04:03The fact that I actually came out tonight was a big deal, but it's also a big deal that you came out tonight.
00:04:10>> KOURTNEY: I do agree with my mom that, you know, it took a lot for Scott to come to the family dinner.
00:04:16It shows a lot of maturity that he would show up, knowing that everyone probably has something bad to say.
00:04:27>> ROB: Oh, my gosh, my lip.
00:04:28(laughter) Oh, my gosh.
00:04:31>> BRUCE: Rob, that's really not that funny.
00:04:34>> KOURTNEY: Does this even look like anything?
00:04:35>> KRIS: Really?
00:04:36Yeah, it looks like something.
00:04:38It looks like something like that's mean and nasty and rude.
00:04:41>> BRUCE: I agree.
00:04:42>> KOURTNEY: Does it look hot?
00:04:43>> KRIS: It's mean the way you guys treat me.
00:04:45I can't help what's going on.
00:04:47>> BRUCE: Rob, be respectful to your mom.
00:04:52>> (guitar playing) >> KOURTNEY: Shake it.
00:04:56>> KIM: You should ask Mom to dance.
00:04:58>> (glass clinking) >> KIM: Go for it.
00:05:02You should.
00:05:04>> (man singing in Spanish) >> BRUCE: Come on, honey.
00:05:07Don't you ever doDancing with the Stars.
00:05:09That's all I have to say.
00:05:12I'm dangerous when I dance.
00:05:17>> KRIS: Oh, oh, my God.
00:05:25>> SCOTT: You look like a cat.
00:05:26>> KOURTNEY: Good.
00:05:27>> SCOTT: I like it.
00:05:28>> KOURTNEY: I swear, we talk better on text.
00:05:31>> SCOTT: So just write me later.
00:05:33>> KOURTNEY: No, we can talk when we get back.
00:05:36>> SCOTT: I'm pretty drained.
00:05:38>> KOURTNEY: I mean, we can talk tomorrow.
00:05:42But I do think we need to talk.
00:05:45>> SCOTT: I agree.
00:05:46I'm ready to talk whenever you are.
00:05:49>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
00:05:52>> SCOTT: The whole reason I had another kid with you is because you agreed to get married, but obviously, you're so indecisive and you go back on your word that I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna keep trying with you forever.
00:08:44>> SCOTT: All right, am I going in the back?
00:08:46>> BRUCE: You're going in the front.
00:08:47>> SCOTT: In the front?
00:08:48>> BRUCE: Yeah, get up here and sit down.
00:08:50Take it out.
00:08:51I feel bad.
00:08:52Scott's had a tough week with this family, and I know what Scott's going through.
00:08:57And, you know, I feel it's like my responsibility to make Scott feel included in the family.
00:09:01I mean, the bottom line is he's a good guy and, you know, we'll go do a little kayaking, have a little bit of fun, and kind of just enjoy life.
00:09:09There.
00:09:16>> MASON: Iguana.
00:09:17>> KRIS: I know, iguana.
00:09:18He knows iguana?
00:09:19>> KOURTNEY: Yes, 'cause we have an iguana at our house, and it won't talk to him, and he gets very upset.
00:09:25>> KRIS: You know, um, I'll tell you one of your problems with Scott is always gonna be...
00:09:30you're gonna have that problem that you had yesterday over and over and over again unless you just kind of realize that if you never commit to him and you make him feel insecure...
00:09:42>> KOURTNEY: We're in a relationship with two kids.
00:09:45>> KRIS: You turn down every offer he's ever made you, so he feels like you're gonna...
00:09:50he's disposable.
00:09:51I feel like this happened the last time Kourtney was pregnant.
00:09:54She's overwhelmed, and I'm sure she's tired, and she doesn't want to deal with the reality of Scott.
00:10:00So I'm kind of feeling bad for Scott, and that's why I've encouraged Kourtney to maybe go out and get him something special so that he will feel loved and accepted.
00:10:09Why don't you get him a love ring to match his love bracelet?
00:10:14>> KOURTNEY: Mom, what the hell does that mean?
00:10:17>> KRIS: It means, "I promise to spend the rest of my life committed to you," so he feels like he's actually part of the family.
00:10:27I'm not asking you to marry him, but I'm just asking you to make a commitment and make him feel good about himself.
00:10:32>> KOURTNEY: Yes, I will.
00:10:34I do admit that I'm not the most expressive person.
00:10:37Maybe my mom's right, and I should get him a little symbol to show how much I do love him.
00:10:42Okay, thank you.
00:10:43>> KRIS: Can I ask you a question?
00:10:45I mean, not to make you feel bad, but do you ever do anything nice for him?
00:10:49>> KOURTNEY: Mom, first of all, you should talk.
00:10:51>> KRIS: Yeah, I get mad at Bruce and I'm annoyed with him constantly, but then I'll like bust a motorcycle out of my ass and give it to him, and he gets so excited.
00:11:07>> BRUCE: Honey.
00:11:08Don't you look nice?
00:11:09I told you to get all dressed up.
00:11:11>> KRIS: Yeah, you look cute.
00:11:12>> BRUCE: And your lip actually... the lip from hell looks relatively normal.
00:11:17>> KRIS: I know, right?
00:11:18>> BRUCE: Well, since it's our last night, you know, me and the kids planned a little surprise.
00:11:23You look wonderful.
00:11:25Let's go downstairs.
00:11:26>> KRIS: What's the surprise?
00:11:28>> BRUCE: Well, just a little something.
00:11:30Kris has worked so hard to put this whole vacation together and organizing everything and, you know, Kourtney having problems getting here and finding other flights.
00:11:39I mean, it has been nonstop.
00:11:40It's time to appreciate all of that and give Kris a good dinner, and I hope and have told all the kids to be on their best behavior-- no fat lip jokes.
00:11:50>> (Kris laughs) What is going on?
00:11:54What?!
00:11:56>> BRUCE:Para bailar la bamba, baby.
00:12:01I'd say we sit down and eat.
00:12:02>> KRIS: Whoo!
00:12:03This is amazing.
00:12:06Whoa, yeah.
00:12:07>> (applause) >> KRIS: Thanks, everybody.
00:12:10This is so great.
00:12:12To another great vacay with the fam.
00:12:15Here you go, Scotty.
00:12:17Cheers, everybody.
00:12:18>> KOURTNEY: Bruce decided to throw this big dinner for my mom.
00:12:22You know, we were all annoyed with her over the situation of her being in touch with Todd, but my mom planned this whole family vacation.
00:12:31Even with her broken toe and her swollen lip, she still has the best time and makes sure that we're all having so much fun.
00:12:39>> KIM: So I say we do the peak and the pit of our trip.
00:12:42The peak of my trip is just that, Mom, I want to... I'm very thankful that you've set this whole thing up and that, even though we torture you a little bit, we love you, and then the pit of my trip is these damn bug bites.
00:12:57>> (Kris laughs) I think my pit is my broken toe and, for sure, my swollen lip, and I think the... the peak of my trip is right now.
00:13:08>> BRUCE: Peaks-- one, seeing Khloe here.
00:13:11>> KRIS: Yeah, that was great.
00:13:12>> BRUCE: Other peaks-- as a parent, I love it when my kids like uncontrollably laugh.
00:13:17It just makes my heart feel good.
00:13:19Another peak is, actually, I had a real nice conversation with Scott.
00:13:22You know, Scott's part of the family, it's extremely important, and I appreciated the talk.
00:13:27>> SCOTT: That was a nice one.
00:13:28Thank you, Bruce.
00:13:28>> BRUCE: It was.
00:13:29>> KOURTNEY: My pit was traveling here and also Scott's little temper tantrum storming off, but it also made me realize, you know, you're not disposable and I don't want you to feel that way.
00:13:47>> KIM: Is Kourtney expressing emotion at the table in front of other people?
00:13:50>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
00:13:52>> BRUCE: Never happen.
00:13:53Uh, Scott?
00:13:55>> SCOTT: Pit was coming here that travel day.
00:13:58Peak would be watching Kendall and Kylie create their new little movie, and watching them get older is kind of fun 'cause I'm gonna have a daughter, and, you know, when I met them, they were like 4 feet tall and now they're like 6 feet tall, so I I get a kick out of that.
00:14:14You know, I watch their attitude against you, and I feel bad knowing that my daughter is gonna be a little bitch to my little girl at one point, but that's part of life and it's not simple, and I know they love you so much and I really enjoy seeing how much they love you.
00:14:30>> KRIS: And that's why we love you.
00:14:32>> SCOTT: I hear you, thank you.
00:14:34>> KRIS: I think we did a good job, family, another vacation.
00:14:36Whoo!
00:14:38>> KIM: Whoo!
00:14:41>> KOURTNEY: I just wanted to say that I know that I'm indecisive.
00:14:46>> SCOTT: Right.
00:14:47>> KOURTNEY: But I'm not indecisive with you, and I'm obviously committed to us even though we're not like getting married, and I thought that that was like understood.
00:14:59>> SCOTT: The whole reason I had another kid with you is because you agreed to get married if we had another kid.
00:15:04>> KOURTNEY: But not while I'm pregnant.
00:15:06>> SCOTT: No, but now I'm over it.
00:15:08You broke the contract.
00:15:09You broke the deal.
00:15:09>> KOURTNEY: What was the deal?
00:15:10>> SCOTT: The deal was, if you wanted to have another kid...
00:15:12Whatever, anything, but obviously, you're so indecisive and you go back on your word that I'm not gonna keep trying with you forever.
00:18:00Captioning sponsored by Bunim-murray productions Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org >> SCOTT: You're so indecisive and you go back on your word that I'm not gonna keep trying with you forever.
00:18:14I had the one kid, and then you said you didn't want to be with me unless I had another one.
00:18:18I said, "Okay, well, if we have another child, I think it's fair that we get married." You said yes, you got pregnant.
00:18:23I said, "Any thoughts of getting married?" You said no.
00:18:26I go, "Okay, great." >> KOURTNEY: I didn't say no.
00:18:28>> SCOTT: Yeah, you did.
00:18:28>> KOURTNEY: But also, there's things that we're still working on.
00:18:31>> SCOTT: You have a perfect excuse right there to never proceed with our relationship.
00:18:36You don't know what it's like for me.
00:18:38I love everybody, yeah, but like it's just a lot of strong people in one house.
00:18:43It's... it's a lot to handle for anybody, and I do these things for you, but it's not like you ever show me any appreciation, a "thank you for being there with my family." >> KOURTNEY: I do see Scott's point that sometimes I don't appreciate him, and Scott does make me happy.
00:19:00I mean, I am committed to Scott if that means I don't want to be with anyone else.
00:19:04I want to be with him, and I want it to work with him.
00:19:07Sometimes just don't understand how he doesn't know that.
00:19:10My mom and I went shopping today to find something like a promise-- something to like show you like commitment 'cause...
00:19:20>> SCOTT: You're kidding, right?
00:19:21>> KOURTNEY: Sometimes like a symbol is better.
00:19:23>> SCOTT: I appreciate the gesture.
00:19:26Ow, I have no circulat...
00:19:28>> KOURTNEY (laughing): It's staying, staying on there.
00:19:30>> SCOTT: It really complements my watch.
00:19:32>> KOURTNEY: It matches your shorts.
00:19:36>> SCOTT: Sometimes Kourtney does surprise me, and, you know, she hasn't been that spontaneous in a long time, but the fact that she told me in front of her whole family how much she loves me and how committed she is to our family makes me feel good, and it's a very cute idea-- this love bracelet.
00:19:55It obviously doesn't go with my gold accessories, but if it did, I would always wear it.
00:19:59I love the thought.
00:20:01Thank you.
00:20:02>> KOURTNEY: You're welcome.
00:20:04>> ♪♪♪♪Tn >> KRIS: Come on, Scott.
00:20:14Come on, please, one dance.
00:20:16If you love me, if you love me, come on.
00:20:22Whoo!
00:20:25Whoo!
00:20:29Whoo!
00:20:44>> BRUCE: All right, Director Kylie, what do we need on the boat?
00:20:48>> KYLIE: Uh, us dancing, like just being cool.
00:20:52This trip has been so fun, and what better way to end it than getting on the boat, getting crazy for our music video.
00:21:00>> ♪♪♪♪or >> (laughter) (screaming) >> SCOTT: This is the best part of the trip, for sure.
00:21:43>> KIM: Next onKeeping Up with the Kardashians...
00:21:46>> ROB: Scott got offered to do some sweet 16.
00:21:48>> SCOTT: ♪♪ Happy birthday Happy... ♪♪
00:21:50>> KRIS: Welcome home.
00:21:51Now that Khloe's back, everything is going to be happy again.
00:21:55>> KOURTNEY: Are you going to come to New York to Scott's restaurant opening?
00:21:58>> KHLOE: My family has been pulling me in a million People don't get how much ..
00:22:06Blake unleashes her fashion savage in show-stopping stripes.
00:22:11Hatcher does a hatchet job on her hair but keeps things flowery.
00:22:16But which sexy starlet has everyone talking about her wide-open "v"?
00:22:21All in our must-see looks of the week.
00:22:24Victoria steps out in a khaki overcoat.
00:22:28But surprise-- mariah picks red.
00:22:31We're choosing sides in trench warfare.
00:22:35Plus, from spf to pda and a stop off at tuxedo junction, taste the testosterone in man candy.
00:22:45Keep digging, sweetheart.
00:22:47Your library card's gotta be in there somewhere.
00:22:50That's all right now on "fashion police" with giuliana rancic, kelly osbourne, george kotsiopoulos, and me, joan rivers.
00:23:01[Captioning provided bycomcast entertainment group] >> [ cheers and applause ] >> and welcome to "fashion " like the g-strings in "magic mike," this show is packed to overflowing.
00:23:24So let's dive right into it with our five must-see looks of the week.
00:23:29Giuliana.
00:23:31>> Our #5 must-see look of the week is the beautiful mila kunis.
00:23:34Here's mila at the premiere of "ted" in l.a.
00:23:37She's wearing christian dior.
00:23:39>> The dress, where did she buy it, like at abercrombie & dwarf?
00:23:44..
00:23:45>> [ Laughter ] >> it's okay.
00:23:48>> You're exactly right.
00:23:50It'sokay.
00:23:51She looks nice.
00:23:52I love the plunge.
00:23:52But I really wish that waist was taken in a lot more to make that peplum pop.
00:23:56The shoe, I love that it's the louboutin pigalle.
00:23:59And I think it's a nice somewhat of a statement pump with the blue and the black lace.
00:24:03I think it's pretty.
00:24:04She looks, she looks nice.
00:24:05>> She doesn't look nice.
00:24:06I mean, she's got that big celebrity head.
00:24:09She looks like a pez dispenser.
00:24:11You want push her head back and a candy's gonna come out at you.
00:24:16>> [ Laughter and applause ] >> it comes back to tailoring is so important when you're on a red carpet because if they tucked, took this in at the waist and made it fit her, it does her body no justice because she's got a gorgeous& body.
00:24:32And it makes her short.
00:24:33They needed to take at least two inches off of it, tuck it into her waist.
00:24:37And to be honest with you, i like the shoes because I think it goes with the "ted" sign, and which is a movie I cannot wait to see.
00:24:44>> At first I liked it because I'm like, "oh, it's effortless " but then I'm like, "it's almost " do you know what I mean?
00:24:49Like, yes, you're beautiful.
00:24:51We got it.
00:24:51But you still have to give it a little something.
00:24:54You know what I mean?
00:24:55It's almost too effortless.
00:24:56>> Mila, mila, attention.
00:24:58If you're going to show off your [bleep], make sure you don't forget to bring your [bleep].
00:25:02..
00:25:03>> [ Laughter ] >> the #4 must-see look of the week is penelope cruz.
00:25:08Penelope is at the screening of "to rome with love" in new york city.
00:25:13Her dress is emilio pucci.
00:25:15>> Brava.
00:25:16Brava, my penelope.
00:25:18But she speaks castilian spanish, you know, which is spanish with a lisp.
00:25:22[ Lisping ] so I think, I think the dress is stylish and super sexy.
00:25:29>> [ Laughter ] >> did you ever talk to her?
00:25:33She [bleep] ruins your makeup.
00:25:35>> [ Laughter ] >> the only bad thing, there is a zipper on the back going up that, and that zipper is a lot like taylor swift on a date.
00:25:48It just won't lay flat and cooperate.
00:25:52..
00:25:53>> [ Laughter ] >> George: Oh, my god.
00:25:57>> It's gorgeous.
00:25:58>> You're right about the zipper.
00:26:00All right.
00:26:01First of all, it's gorgeous.
00:26:03I mean, she looks so beautiful.
00:26:04I love how it's kind of matchy matchy and monochromatic.
00:26:07Sometimes that doesn't work.
00:26:08It totally works here.
00:26:09The jimmy choo heels are perfect.
00:26:11But you're right about the zipper.
00:26:13It's just because it's a rigid fabric.
00:26:14When it's tailored over your body over your-- you know, tight at the waist and over your hips, you gotta just yank it down, yank it down, yank it down after you get out of the car and that will be solved.
00:26:23But I'm not gonna fault her on that because she looks perfect.
00:26:25>> Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
00:26:28She loves working with woody allen and woody feels the same way.
00:26:32He said, "i couldn't love penelope more if she were my own " and it's just such a nice moment.
00:26:38>> [ Laughter ] >> I absolutely love this.
00:26:44This is the penelope we love seeing.
00:26:47We love seeing her like this.
00:26:49You know, even down to the shoes, it's such perfection that you could find a color in a satin that matches so well.
00:26:54And her hair and her makeup, she just-- it's so nice to see her looking perfect again because she's been a little hit and miss recently.
00:27:04And this is a definite hit.
00:27:05Five stars.
00:27:06>> George: Totally.
00:27:07>> I mean, this color works gorgeous.
00:27:10>> If it was black it wouldn't, would it?
00:27:11>> You're absolutely right.
00:27:12And her sticks are incredible.
00:27:14She should always show her sticks off.
00:27:17>> George: And the model on the runway was actually more pale, and this looks much better on her because of her olive skin.
00:27:22>> Oh, I just love it.
00:27:23She reminds me exactly of the maid that raised melissa.
00:27:27>> [ Laughter ] >> who have you got next?
00:27:33>> All right, joan.
00:27:35Our #3 must-see look of the week, teri hatcher.
00:27:39Teri is at the hollywood bowl.
00:27:43>> I have said it before, and i will say it again.
00:27:46Marc cherry slapped the wrong housewife.
00:27:49>> [ Laughter ] >> I like the dress if she were to be going shopping or just, you know, with a flat sandal or a wedge.
00:27:59>> No.
00:28:00>> No.
00:28:01>> For shopping, it's a nice casual dress.
00:28:03For the red carpet, it does not work.
00:28:05If it was made into a pencil skirt and tailored and she had a nice sexy heel on.
00:28:09And also, you guys-- >> and maybe if a different fabric was used and da, da, da.
00:28:13>> You guys, wait a minute.
00:28:14The hair is also not doing her any justice.
00:28:16The hair looks like she fried it.
00:28:18>> Kelly: Looks like she flat- ironed it herself.
00:28:20>> But like a longer, graduated bob would have been much better because I don't mind the short hair.
00:28:25Or a pixie cut.
00:28:26Like 20 years ago she had a really short hairdo and it was really cute.
00:28:29She could pull that off.
00:28:30This hair, it ain't working.
00:28:32>> The dress, to me, it's like who would wear this?
00:28:35Like what age demographic is this appropriate for?
00:28:39The shape is wrong on her.
00:28:40And she's wearing like a teenager's beach shoe.
00:28:45It's just very, it's just very off.
00:28:47And then to me, she's of a time where she should really be like putting, reinventing herself and showing what the woman she's become rather than reverting into something that a younger girl would wear.
00:28:58>> Ugh.
00:28:59This is a bad, bad outfit.
00:29:01This is like wrong on so many levels.
00:29:04And the thing is this, and it kills me because, look, she has a great figure.
00:29:09There is no excuse for this bad outfit.
00:29:11She has an amazing figure.
00:29:12She has beautiful arms.
00:29:13She has beautiful legs.
00:29:14Everything, you know?
00:29:15And it's just, this doesn't make sense to me.
00:29:17>> She knows.
00:29:18She knows she looks bad.
00:29:19I mean, look at that.
00:29:20That is the face of a woman who hasn't had an orgasm since "friends" was on the air.
00:29:25..
00:29:27>> [ Laughter ] >> I'm sorry.
00:29:29The dress is not that bad.
00:29:30It's just bad styling because these prints are really huge.
00:29:33They're on-trend for spring.
00:29:33I don't think the dress is that bad.
00:29:35>> I think this calls for a twitter war.
00:29:37>> Yes.
00:29:38>> Yes, twitter war.
00:29:39>> Just about the dress.
00:29:41I'm not saying how she wore it.
00:29:42>> Not teri, just the dress.
00:29:44>> If you at home think that the dress is great, let us know.
00:29:46And if you think it stinks, let us know.
00:29:49And just do hashtag #fashionpolice.
00:29:50So let us know what you think about this dress.
00:29:52>> And if you had to only buy one dress this summer, would that be the horrible dress that you would buy?
00:29:57I'm not pushing you.
00:29:58>> The stakes are way too high now.
00:30:01The stakes are way too high.
00:30:02>> Joan: Move on, my darling.
00:30:03>> Time for the #2 must-see look of the week, ashlee simpson.
00:30:06Ashlee is at the samsung galaxy launch in beverly hills.
00:30:10She's wearing a shirt and shorts by haute hippie.
00:30:13>> This is how you wear different prints together, and i ..
00:30:19>> Voice-over: I think she looks great.
00:30:21>> [ Laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> the only thing is I think the way she's standing is stupid.
00:30:36She looks like she's just discovered anal.
00:30:39You know what I mean?
00:30:40..
00:30:41>> Oh, my god!
00:30:44Joan!
00:30:46>> Well, all right, I think this is a cute outfit for shopping, going out to dinner with your friends, or whatever.
00:30:51I don't like it as a red carpet outfit.
00:30:53I think the shorts, the athletic-inspired trend was huge on the spring runways.
00:30:57Isabel marant, alexander wang, marc jacobs-- they all did it.
00:30:59And it's a very missoni-esque print.
00:31:01But it's because they're cut like running shorts that, to me, it makes it look a little bit casual.
00:31:06If the cut was like a trouser short, it would be perfect because she's gorgeous.
00:31:11I mean, she looks beautiful.
00:31:12>> She looks great right now.
00:31:14But if she was gonna-- she's gotta pick one or the other.
00:31:17I like the shorts.
00:31:18And if she would have just worn this with like a simple like, like blousey oxford shirt or even a simple tank top, I think it would have way more of an impact.
00:31:28It's just, it's too many different things going on.
00:31:31But she like physically looked amazing.
00:31:34But the outfit to me is, is wrong.
00:31:36That's the kind of outfit you wear when you're trying to hide something.
00:31:40>> I totally disagree with you guys.
00:31:42I think she looks adorable.
00:31:43Totes adorb.
00:31:45>> Me too.
00:31:46>> I think every young girl in america would see this and go, " and I think it's adorable.
00:31:52She's perfect for summer.
00:31:54She looks adorable.
00:31:55I think she looks great on the red carpet.
00:31:56If she were wearing flip-flops, that would be one thing.
00:31:58But her shoes are gorgeous.
00:31:59I think she looks great.
00:32:00She looks fresh.
00:32:01She looks young, you know.
00:32:02>> She's young.
00:32:03>> Yeah, you don't always have to be a stiff on the red carpet.
00:32:05You know what I mean?
00:32:06I think it's cool to like-- >> stiff?
00:32:08Look at the way she's standing.
00:32:10>> Well, we know why.
00:32:12>> [ Laughter ] >> time now for the #1 must-see look of the week, blake lively.
00:32:17Here is blake at the "savages" premiere in los angeles.
00:32:21She is wearing a dress by zuhair murad.
00:32:25>> Knock-out.
00:32:27Amazing.
00:32:28Movie star.
00:32:29Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.
00:32:31It's as if christie brinkley [bleep] a zebra, which she never did.
00:32:38>> [ Laughter ] >> oh, my god, this is amazing.
00:32:40This is screen siren done to perfection.
00:32:43I mean, everything is perfect about this.
00:32:45The graphic lines from the black bugle beading really emphasize an hourglass shape.
00:32:49And she just kept it really simple with the red lip.
00:32:52Love the rita hayworth hair.
00:32:54I mean, this is just like, it's loose and sexy.
00:32:56>> And she was at the premiere of "savages," which is an intense drama, you know.
00:33:00But john travolta's in it so at least we know it has a happy ending.
00:33:05..
00:33:06>> [ Laughter ] >> so good on her in every way.
00:33:11It's like one of those things where you look at-- I like to call it polite envy because you look at someone and you're like, "i wish I could look that good " she looks phenomenal.
00:33:22This dress is tailored to perfection to her.
00:33:25With that bead work and the way that it forms to her body, that is so hard to do and pull it off perfectly like she did.
00:33:32>> She just looks so amazing.
00:33:34Beautiful.
00:33:35And I love the hair over one shoulder.
00:33:37She didn't do like-- if she had done it over two, both shoulders, it would be cheesy.
00:33:41>> Joan: She needs-- >> [ laughter ] >> you always do this to yourself, always.
00:33:49>> By the way, for any of you out there at home, if you've never seen the look of pure white-hot hatred, check out the woman in the purple dress.
00:33:58>> [ Laughter ] [ applause ] >> now, what do you think of blake's look, joan rangers?
00:34:09Join the conversation on twitter right now and use the hashtag #fashionpolice.
00:34:14Now, don't go anywhere because a bikini bottom goes rogue next.
00:34:21Crack is whack, but can you guess her from behind?
00:34:25But first, europe gets stoned-- emma stone-- when spidey's damsel in distress takes the continent by storm.
00:34:34We're untangling her media blitz with "franklin & bash" star garcelle beauvais, coming up.
00:37:51>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> and welcome back to "fashion " joining us now from the series "franklin & bash" is garcelle beauvais.
00:38:05And welcome.
00:38:06>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> and I am delighted to have you here because you and I have so much in common.
00:38:14We both have a line of jewelry.
00:38:17Well, I guess that's it.
00:38:19>> [ Laughter ] >> but you do have a line of jewelry for very young girls, and I was-- may I be perfectly frank with you?
00:38:29>> Sure, of course.
00:38:29>> Ick, it's for 4-year-old children and I'm disgusted by that.
00:38:34>> Why?
00:38:35>> It is too late to teach a little girl about jewelry.
00:38:37They should start at 2.
00:38:40>> [ Laughter ] >> you know when I first became aware of you?
00:38:42You apparently found out your husband was cheating on you, which already shows you what an idiot he was.
00:38:47And you sent an e-mail to his office telling them this-- i love this so much, ahh!
00:38:54..
00:38:56>> George: What did it say?
00:38:57..
00:38:58>> George: What did it say?
00:39:00>> "What do tiger woods, jesse james, and mike nilon have in " and then I said that I found out that he'd been having an affair.
00:39:06>> Whoa.
00:39:07>> You go, girlfriend.
00:39:08>> Whoo!
00:39:09>> Isn't that great?
00:39:10" I just love that.
00:39:13>> Don't mess with a black woman, honey.
00:39:16>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> what-- and we always ask this of our guests-- do you think was one of your best, best, best looks?
00:39:25>> Oh, it would have to be a monique lhuillier dress that i wore that I absolutely adore.
00:39:31>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> I love that dress.
00:39:36It didn't need a lot of jewelry.
00:39:37It stood out, you know, by itself.
00:39:39I didn't have to suck anything in.
00:39:41It was perfect.
00:39:42It was perfect.
00:39:43>> You know, and you look like this and I want to find out if there's any kind of plastic surgery that will make me black ..
00:39:49>> [ Laughter ] >> oh, I knew I was in for a good time.
00:39:59>> Kelly: You are a stunning woman.
00:40:00>> Giuliana: It's almost ridiculous.
00:40:02>> Garcelle: I'm gonna pay you guys.
00:40:04>> Kelly: No, really.
00:40:05You don't have to because you're gorgeous.
00:40:06>> I feel like a troll sitting next to you.
00:40:09I do.
00:40:10>> Shut up.
00:40:11>> I'm like, ew.
00:40:13>> Me and giuliana are still living under the bridge.
00:40:15>> George: You guys are gorgeous.
00:40:18>> Can I geek out a little bit?
00:40:20I love this show so much I can't stand it!
00:40:23>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> I don't miss one.
00:40:28I don't miss one show.
00:40:30>> Really?
00:40:31>> Not one.
00:40:31>> What was one of your, ugh, your "oops" looks that you just look back and you go, "i'm gonna kill myself.
00:40:36" >> I wore this dress that was just so graphic.
00:40:42Oh, my god!
00:40:44Memory.
00:40:45I wanted to go kind of edgy and it didn't work.
00:40:49I went off the edge.
00:40:50It didn't work at all.
00:40:51>> But in your defense, this dress with just a simple black flat sandal, shopping, is very cute.
00:40:59>> Garcelle: Really?
00:40:59>> George: Hostess gown.
00:41:01>> Maybe but, you know, you're from haiti and let me just tell you, in that dress, sean penn would not have rescued you.
00:41:07..
00:41:09>> [ Laughter ] >> garcelle, you are so adorable.
00:41:14Will you stay with us and chime in on some other looks with us?
00:41:18>> Absolutely.
00:41:19>> It would be great.
00:41:20Okay, "the amazing spider-man" comes out soon, and if the movie's as good as emma stone's looks have been, I might even pay to see it.
00:41:28Maybe.
00:41:30Anyhow, let's catch up with emma's international fashion blitz starting where, giuliana?
00:41:37>> LET'S START JUNE 18th.
00:41:38She was in london at " and here she is wearing an elie saab jumpsuit.
00:41:45We love jumpsuits.
00:41:46>> Oh, my god, I know I am getting older and maybe my eyesight is going a little bit.
00:41:52But, george, please be a dear.
00:41:54Take a good look.
00:41:55Do you see any [bleep] at all?
00:41:57..
00:41:59>> [ Laughter ] >> I am seeing an ironing board with sparkles on it.
00:42:06>> That's interesting that you bring that up because this is what I love about this deep plunge.
00:42:11She has what I call model boobies, which is no boobies.
00:42:15So if you have any type of breast, you cannot wear a plunge like this.
00:42:19It just looks horribly tacky.
00:42:20And this is why this works and it's flawless.
00:42:23And the only thing I would say is maybe-- it is perfect, but maybe having the sleeves tailored a little bit more.
00:42:28But it is such an elaborate alteration because it's beading.
00:42:31It's perfect.
00:42:32I mean, it's, it is perfect.
00:42:34>> I think she looks amazing.
00:42:35And this, to me, looks like something jodie foster would want to wear if she was feeling very girlie.
00:42:40>> [ Laughter ] >> I think she looks 100% bingo.
00:42:48>> Amazing.
00:42:49>> Joan: Amazing.
00:42:50>> I think perfection.
00:42:52It's simple.
00:42:53It's sexy.
00:42:55It's just right.
00:42:57It's just right.
00:42:58I love it.
00:42:59I love it.
00:43:00I'd wear it if I had model boobies, which I don't.
00:43:03>> Mine are more like empty "national geographic" albino sacks of [bleep].
00:43:08>> Oh, my god!
00:43:09>> Kelly.
00:43:10>> It's true.
00:43:11>> You look so good.
00:43:12>> When you lose weight, your boobs get empty.
00:43:15I used to be a dd.
00:43:17>> Then we will go and we will pull them up.
00:43:19And I will hold your hand.
00:43:20>> Kelly: Thank you.
00:43:21>> Kelly, you've got good boobs.
00:43:23>> Padding.
00:43:24>> Joan: They look fine.
00:43:26>> Anyway, but enough about my [bleep].
00:43:30Do you know the only-- the outfit, perfection.
00:43:34The only thing that I can flaw her on is that I wish she wore less eye makeup and a brighter lipstick, like a red so that it kind of all went together because I'm a bit of obsessed with matchy matchy sometimes.
00:43:45But this is such a bold statement.
00:43:47She looks exquisite.
00:43:49>> Yeah, I love this.
00:43:51I mean, jumpsuits are so modern, so cool.
00:43:55I think the idea of a bright lip is a great idea, actually.
00:43:58But the hair, everything, beautiful.
00:44:01I think she looks incredible.
00:44:03>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> gorgeous.
00:44:05>> Joan, here she is in madrid at the premiere of the movie.
00:44:08She's wearing dolce & gabbana.
00:44:11>> I don't know what you want from me.
00:44:13Emma, you is kind.
00:44:15You is smart.
00:44:16You is important.
00:44:18You is dressed like a [bleep] idiot.
00:44:21What the hell is that dress?
00:44:22>> [ Cheering ] >> I know prints are in.
00:44:27Blah, blah, blah.
00:44:27She looks-- and you tell me no, george.
00:44:29She looks like a hostess at an international house of nazis.
00:44:33>> [ Laughter ] >> I will give you that.
00:44:35I do love it, though, joan.
00:44:37>> You love that dress?
00:44:39>> This is not for everyone.
00:44:39But I think it's so beautiful on her.
00:44:41And it's just a testament to the many different looks that she can do.
00:44:44I agree with you.
00:44:45It looks like she's either a german bar wench or a swedish milkmaid.
00:44:49>> This dress looks like it comes with free yodeling lessons.
00:44:53>> George: Yes!
00:44:55>> I agree with you.
00:44:56>> I LOVE THAT SHE CHOSE A 1940s Hairdo, you know, with it.
00:45:00And they actually took off a couple of tiers of the lace from the way it was shown on the runway.
00:45:04I think it's great.
00:45:05I love it.
00:45:06>> What do you think?
00:45:07>> I love emma stone, but I do not like this dress.
00:45:10It feels like it's something my grandmother would have on her table.
00:45:14It just, it's just not okay.
00:45:18I'm sorry.
00:45:19I don't like it.
00:45:20>> Okay, I'm gonna disagree with you both and agree with george.
00:45:23I loved this dress.
00:45:25>> Yeah, kelly!
00:45:26Whoo!
00:45:28>> I love it when young girls dress like this.
00:45:31I just think she looks amazing.
00:45:33I would wear this dress.
00:45:34I think it's incredible.
00:45:35>> I wouldn't allow you to go out in that dress.
00:45:38>> Then I'm gonna wear it to spite you, joan.
00:45:42>> I love this dress for sophia loren or meryl streep, helen mirren.
00:45:50Someone older.
00:45:51She is too young for this dress.
00:45:53This just does like nothing for her figure.
00:45:55It's too matronly on her.
00:45:57I don't like it.
00:45:58It washes her out.
00:45:59And I think she was doing this because it was madrid and kind of like the little flair she wanted to give it.
00:46:05But you can get flair and not look 1,000 years old.
00:46:09Now here she is in rome, okay.
00:46:12Check this out.
00:46:13This is at the premiere in rome, and she's wearing bottega veneta fall 2012.
00:46:19>> I do know she has a sense of humor because she is dating her costar andrew garfield who also has a sense of humor because they're both in "spider-man" and his character, you know, is spider-man.
00:46:30And he calls emma's vagina his peter parker.
00:46:33..
00:46:35>> [ Laughter ] >> oh!
00:46:39>> [ Laughter ] >> George: So bad.
00:46:42>> Oh, my god.
00:46:45>> Garcelle?
00:46:47>> I love, love this dress.
00:46:50I love the hair.
00:46:51I love the makeup.
00:46:53I think the silhouette is just right, the peplum.
00:46:57I mean, it's just perfection again.
00:47:00>> Do you like the dress?
00:47:01>> I have two words-- bloody perfect.
00:47:04>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> Kelly: Everything head to toe.
00:47:09>> She's so elegant, beautiful.
00:47:11I mean, every young actress should look at her and say, "i " >> certain effortlessness about her as well.
00:47:18Like she's not trying to be like the hot girl.
00:47:22She just is.
00:47:23>> Giuliana: Jewelry, too.
00:47:24She just pops her ring on.
00:47:24>> She changes her look, which is really nice.
00:47:26It's not the same dress in different colors, you know.
00:47:28>> And the hair changed.
00:47:29>> Yeah.
00:47:30>> It's because she gets it.
00:47:32I'm telling you, she gets it.
00:47:34>> I agree with you.
00:47:37>> She's a freak of nature like you.
00:47:39You and emma stone are freaks of nature.
00:47:41>> I'll take that.
00:47:42>> Everything looks good on you.
00:47:43>> I love emma.
00:47:45The first time I really loved her, she was in the movie "zombieland," which is also what friends call courtney love's house over memorial day weekend.
00:47:53>> [ Laughter ] >> she looks so chic there.
00:47:58Now, garcelle, what are we gonna say to you?
00:48:01Thank you so-- what a pleasure you are.
00:48:03>> Thank you.
00:48:04My pleasure.
00:48:05>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> do not go anywhere because we're getting caught between the moon and new york city next.
00:48:17Still ahead on this all-new one-hour "fashion police," whose denim skirt and grandma sandals say "party of one" in "guess me from behind"?
00:48:27But first, these divas don't give a damn it's summer.
00:48:31It's mariah vs. victoria.
00:48:34Who wins an all-out trench warfare, next?
00:51:46>> [ Cheers and applause ] >> welcome back to "fashion " summertime means hot dogs and ..
00:51:58Trench coats?
00:51:59Well, it does if you're a "kooky " it is time for some brutal trench warfare.
00:52:08Who do we have, giuliana?
00:52:10>> Here we go.
00:52:11 victoria beckham.
00:52:14Victoria is wearing junya watanabe comme des garcons, and mariah is wearing ysl.
00:52:20>> Look at mariah.
00:52:21What the hell?
00:52:23She looks like little red riding hood looked after she ate the wolf and her grandmother and a side of biscuits and gravy.
00:52:30Where is her head?
00:52:32>> Well, the trench is a size too small for sure.
00:52:35It's a size too small.
00:52:36And unfortunately, the dress length is not doing her any justice.
00:52:40It should have been past her knee or a trouser.
00:52:43One size up and it would have been much more beautiful.
00:52:45>> Look at her from the rear.
00:52:46That is why mariah has not been in the recording studio for three years.
00:52:50She'd love to go but they don't have doors wide enough.
00:52:53..
00:52:54>> [ Laughter ] >> Joan: I'm sorry.
00:52:57>> Okay, but how about victoria beckham?
00:52:59>> Joan: Ah!
00:53:00>> She is gorgeous.
00:53:01Okay, so junya watanabe is like this avant-garde japanese designer, but he takes classic pieces and gives them this major twist.
00:53:08So this is very funky for a classic trench, but it's also gorgeous and something that you could have for-- it's classic in a way.
00:53:15You'll have it for years and years and years.
00:53:17And she looks flawless.
00:53:19Oh, my god.
00:53:20I mean, it's amazing.
00:53:22>> And victoria is so smart because she has the trench that is a cape, and every witch needs a cape.
00:53:30..
00:53:31>> Wait, joan.
00:53:32Do you have one?
00:53:33I'm just kidding.
00:53:34>> Do I have one?
00:53:35>> She has several and they're bedazzled.
00:53:38>> To match my broom.
00:53:40It's color-coordinated.
00:53:44What do you think?
00:53:44Do you think mariah looks good?
00:53:45Truthfully.
00:53:46I'm a big mariah fan.
00:53:47>> I'm a huge mariah fan, but you know, if it doesn't fit you, don't wear it.
00:53:52Don't squeeze yourself into something that doesn't fit you because it will only make us talk about you.
00:53:59You know?
00:54:00And then when you look to victoria and you see her in this amazing coat that even has a cape on it-- I love capes because I too am a witch.
00:54:12And I just think she-- there's just no contest.
00:54:16Victoria looks amazing.
00:54:18>> Yeah, yeah.
00:54:19>> But I love, I love you, mariah.
00:54:20I love you.
00:54:21>> But I agree, no contest.
00:54:22I mean, victoria looks incredible.
00:54:25If you saw her walking down the street, you'd be like, damn.
00:54:27You know, skinny be-yotch.
00:54:28>> Kelly: No, I'd push her over and steal her coat.
00:54:30>> Uh-huh.
00:54:31But she just looks impeccable.
00:54:33I love that trench.
00:54:34But god, mariah.
00:54:35I mean, mariah's face says it all.
00:54:38" you know what I mean?
00:54:39>> George: Yeah, I know.
00:54:40>> [ Laughter and applause ] >> you know?
00:54:44Right?
00:54:44>> Victoria's trench would look great on every single one of you.
00:54:47>> Every single woman.
00:54:48Absolutely.
00:54:49>> Each one of you would look beautiful in it.
00:54:51>> We asked you at home who wore their trench coat better and you said-- I'm surprised-- that victoria beckham wore it better but only 73%.
00:55:00>> I want to know, who are the 27?
00:55:03Who are you people?
00:55:04>> Her relatives.
00:55:06Anyhow, I completely agree with the 73%.
00:55:09Don't go anywhere because we are sharing a six-pack and a slice of biceps next.
00:55:16Move over, ryan gosling.
00:55:18I've got my eye on big joe.
00:55:21Plus, travolta shows us his purple passion in a suckable man candy.
00:55:26But next, whose bikini bottoms are tighter than travolta's alibis?
00:55:31Surf's up when we play "guess me from behind," next.

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