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Aired at 08:00 AM on Friday, Jan 21, 2011 (1/21/2011)      View all transcripts from this day

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00:00:05 now, here are kelly ripa and ashton kutcher!
00:00:09[Cheers and applause] ashton: good morning.
00:00:17[Laughter] kelly: wow!
00:00:20Ashton: hello!
00:00:23Kelly: standing o.
00:00:24Ashton: hello!
00:00:25Whooo!
00:00:27[Cheers and applause] oh.
00:00:31Kelly: good morning.
00:00:31It's friday, january 21, 2011.
00:00:34Filling in for regis who has the day off is ashton kutcher!
00:00:37[Cheers and applause] ashton: hello!
00:00:40I want to invite you all to my house in the morning just so when I wake up, I could get that greeting to the day.
00:00:46Kelly: it is an ego boost.
00:00:48Ashton: it is really nice.
00:00:50 this audience is filled with a lot of young gorgeous ladies that I came to see you, as a matter of fact.
00:00:57Ashton: aww.
00:01:00[Cheers and applause] I like it.
00:01:02[Laughter] I like it.
00:01:03Kelly: how are you?
00:01:04Ashton: I'm wonderful.
00:01:05 there are pictures of you in the papers you looked so gorgeous last hate to.
00:01:10Rehere.
00:01:10Was it a premiere or screening?
00:01:13Ashton: no, it was a screening.
00:01:15My friends in new york.
00:01:16Said we have to and a screening in new york.
00:01:18 the concept of this movie sparks great debate in the consuelos/ripa house how old.
00:01:29 and what is the consuelos-pa debate?
00:01:33 I believe immediately when a relationship becomes intimate, the intimate, the woman is in love.
00:01:40And mark says it's not t way for men.
00:01:42 it's not all that way for men.
00:01:45I think dating has changed significantly because of the internet.
00:01:48I'm convinced of it.
00:01:49Kelly: you're right.
00:01:50 what happens is -- it used to be when you're on a first date and you get to know someone and it's like oh, hi, how are you?
00:01:57You learn their parents and you learn what they do for a living and then you go on a second date.
00:02:03But now, we go on one date and you go on facebook and you know who their friends are and you know all their exes.
00:02:10You know what they ate yesterday for dinner on twitter.
00:02:13You foe where they went for christmas.
00:02:15Kelly: right.
00:02:16 it's like relationships are in fast forward.
00:02:18And then everything's in fast forward including the little -- stuff.
00:02:23Kelly: right.
00:02:24[Laughter] my married friend's sister dates online and so she always makes a promise like I promise not o google this person before I go out on a date.
00:02:34 I think it's very dangerous.
00:02:36 I think it's bizarre like I could never -- I would never survive now.
00:02:42 how much stuff do you lie about on the first two dates?
00:02:45Practically everything.
00:02:46 and you assume you'll never see this person again and then they're your husband and the truth is going to get out.
00:02:54 and we're trying to keep our skeletons in the closet and they're all out and you've got bones all over the floor.
00:03:06Put that away.
00:03:07There are bones everywhere.
00:03:09 you're flying out in there california and you come in and you bring the snowstorm with you.
00:03:16 thsnow is here before I got here, was -- wasn't it?
00:03:21What's up with people here?
00:03:23They don't have shovels.
00:03:24[Laughter] I'm from iowa, before I would wake up in the morning, there were shovels.
00:03:29And if you didn't have a shovel, your mom took out a cookie sheet and tied a broomstick.
00:03:37Kelly: oh, maybe you're right.
00:03:38That is the frozen tundra.
00:03:40 it's like alaska out there.
00:03:43 I want to understand this.
00:03:44You, ashton kutcher shoveled snow as a child?
00:03:48 I was happy when it snowed because a, we didn't have to go to school and b, I was going to make five bucks.
00:03:54I would shovel the drive.
00:03:55And I see these kids out there and they're not shoveling.
00:03:59They're making snowballs and fighting with each other.
00:04:02[Laughter] I can't picture movie star ashton kutcher shoveling snow.
00:04:07 I'll go shovel on the sidewalk right now.
00:04:10♪♪
00:04:14[sad music playing] it was 10 degrees out that morning.
00:04:19[Laughter] and mother woke me with a shake.
00:04:21Thrust the shovel in my hands.
00:04:25Kelly: ashton, ground is cold.
00:04:27Go out anowhovel the snow now!
00:04:30Be a goods boy.
00:04:31 sorry, mother, my hands are all blistered from shovel fo week and a half.
00:04:37 but ashton, if you don't go to the shed and shovel, how can I get to the kettle to ache the fire?
00:04:46 the mailman is not going to sue us like that woman who fell in the mown fountain.
00:04:55[Laughter] you moan the woman who is so upset that she's revealed herself to the world?
00:05:00 [laughter] and you never would have known it was her had she not revealed herself to the world?
00:05:06Ashton: yes.
00:05:07The woman that was texting and could have slipped anything and meanwhile knell fell on a city fine.
00:05:15Get off the twitter!
00:05:16Look around!
00:05:18[Laughter] kelly: how dare you?
00:05:22Had us hooked on twitter as a nation and then tell us to get off the twitter?
00:05:28 I felt responsible for it.
00:05:29I'm going to get subpoenaed.
00:05:30I'm going to end up in courpt it's going to a bad, bad day.
00:05:35 I cannot believe that they do not give you money for twitter.
00:05:39At twitter.
00:05:41You made this twitt thing happen.
00:05:43 I helped the twitter thing happen.
00:05:45Here's the greatest thing about it.
00:05:47No, they don't give me money but I'm connected from the streams.
00:05:50So I see the coolest new stuff in technology before anybody sees i.
00:05:55Kelly: it's true.
00:05:56You were showing me things backstage.
00:05:58 I was showing you things backstage.
00:06:00[Laughter] not those things.
00:06:01[LAUGHTER]it THERllyUAFU There's so many cool things that are coming out.
00:06:10These girls built a site called fascism and you can post your outfit online and your friends can give you constructive criticism like change those stockings or that dress is too short or whatever.
00:06:24But it's all really like great constructive criticism.
00:06:28 we like do that only with my friends in real-life.
00:06:30Like we stand in my closet and we go that dress is too short.
00:06:34Take it off.
00:06:35Or like today, when I came out and I had this -- I thought was a dress and I put it on and immediately, I realized this really isn't a dress.
00:06:44This is a shirt.
00:06:46 [laughter] does anybody that work here have leggings I can wear with this?
00:06:52 are those bored leggings?
00:06:54Are those loaner leggings?
00:06:56 you'll see my producer walk around without pants.
00:07:01[Laughter] I've seen this on the site.
00:07:03But what are jeggings?
00:07:05It's like the greatest word ever to say.
00:07:09Educationings.
00:07:10-- Jeggings.
00:07:11 I've said leggings are not pants.
00:07:14They're leggings.
00:07:15And so the makers of leggings combatted that theory by putting pockets on them and calling them jeggings.
00:07:22But they're still leggings.
00:07:23Ashton: I just like the word.
00:07:25 it's a jean legging, i guess.
00:07:31I know that there's like -- how many women are in your house?
00:07:35Ashton: I lost count.
00:07:36I lost track.
00:07:38So my three stepdaughter, demi and like my assistant, I feel like just everywhere.
00:07:47 you're probably very in touch with your tell minute side.
00:07:52 I've learned to piece at it.
00:07:54And I'm very skilled at it.
00:07:56[Laughter] I'm getting good at it.
00:07:58[Cheers and applause] kelly: I'm proud of you.
00:08:00Really proud of you.
00:08:01Ashton: thank you.
00:08:02 can you teach my sons that, please?
00:08:04Ashton: no.
00:08:05Pro-promote that.
00:08:06I just do it because I'm told.
00:08:08Kelly: please.
00:08:09I think that's really impressive.
00:08:11Ashton: well, thank you.
00:08:12I appreciate it.
00:08:14Kelly: back to the snow.
00:08:15I have got to quickly -- since you mentioned you did shovel.
00:08:18Did you have a pattern that you followed when you sholved the snow?
00:08:23Because there's apparently a formula here.
00:08:28They're offering in the "wall street journal" advice on shoveling and how you can use various patterns to shovel like up and down.
00:08:35You can go in an x.
00:08:36You can go in a circle.
00:08:38You can go side to side.
00:08:40 the only partners I've done in the snow is while I'm peeing it in and you're doing your name.
00:08:47I generally got the snow off the so so you had no go back and forth or up and down or?
00:08:54Ashton: no.
00:08:54Just got the snow -- what's weird is you know, people and i -- now when it's snowing like the climate's changing and everything and it's snowing in places where people aren't used a clip onl there's a clip online.
00:09:08It snowed from georgia.
00:09:10Kelly: ok.
00:09:11 and that's like the devil when down to georgia.
00:09:15There's a clip of somebody clearing snow in georgia.
00:09:18We should look at this.
00:09:19Kelly: ok.
00:09:20So this is a truck.
00:09:21Ashton: yeah.
00:09:22It's a truck.
00:09:23He's plowing.
00:09:24>> [Laughter] ashton: and he fell in a hole.
00:09:29[Applause] how do you not -- kelly: I don't understand.
00:09:33How did that happen?
00:09:35 that's like one of those wiley coyote booby-traps.
00:09:39Like why is there a hole in the parking lot?
00:09:42Kelly: how did that happen?
00:09:44No.
00:09:44It seems like -- no, he fell through the hole.
00:09:48That's like a trap I would set for my brother.
00:09:52[Laughter] I just don't -- gelman: he was unhurt.
00:09:55Ashton: uninjured.
00:09:56He's safe, everyone.
00:09:58It's ok.
00:09:59[Applause] snowplow driver who is were injured during the making of that clip.
00:10:07How much time would you say all in all would you say -- gosh, you guys are really busy and i think that actors really have in a lot of ways a hard time as much fun as the job is, I'm sure, you have to spen a lot of time -- spend a lot of time away from each other.
00:10:25 yeah, demmy and I always schedule our schedule so we can always go with each other.
00:10:29The only time that we're not together is if like to lieu with a's still?
00:10:36High school, if she's in school, one of us likes to stay home.
00:10:40Kelly: that's great.
00:10:42There's a study time.
00:10:44Family time.
00:10:45Parents -- how much time do parents spend quality time with their kids?
00:10:52So, um, 24% say every few days.
00:10:55[Laughter] every few days.
00:10:58Ashton: where are you?
00:11:00Kelly: where are these people?
00:11:01Ashton: what do they do?
00:11:02We have a thing in our house and it's been standard since I've known demi for eight years.
00:11:10We have dinner together every single night.
00:11:12Kelly: yeah.
00:11:13Ashton: it is family dinner.
00:11:14Every single night.
00:11:16[Applause] kelly: really important.
00:11:17We do that too.
00:11:18 by the way, that might be the only time I see them in the day.
00:11:22AS wHTON: Ourand kellzm our girls, like, it's off to the room to chatting and finkle thinking and homeworking or whatever.
00:11:31But the family dinner should be an institution of every family in the world.
00:11:35Kelly: it's important.
00:11:36 including the girl that was kidnapped.
00:11:38Kelly: oh, my gosh.
00:11:39This story has shaken me to my core.
00:11:42Ashton: unbelievable.
00:11:43I wonder if they had family dinner with the kidnapped family.
00:11:48[Laughter] here's the -- I feel bad for this girl that was kidnapped.
00:11:52And I feel bad that she was kidnapped and it's horrifying and terrifying.
00:11:58But, you know, she got kidnapped and they changed her name.
00:12:00She had this great name.
00:12:02It was like carolina white.
00:12:05One of these perfect like I can sa they changed her name to one of these school names that the teacher can't pronounce.
00:12:14And so I'm sure this sure girl, she gets a tough name to pronounce at school like she just got the worst bag ever.
00:12:22 this story is intriguing to me and I'm going to tell you why.
00:12:26Because so many of us, everybody out there had this moment where your parents grounded you and you went up to your room and you said I am not related to these people!
00:12:36[Laughter] they stole me away from my real parent, the rock fellers.
00:12:46[Laughter] and this girl had that feeling her entire life.
00:12:50She was kidnapped when she was 19 days old.
00:12:53Her mother took her to the hospital with a fever.
00:12:57She's 23 years later, she never stopped believing that she was not related to these people that she was living in the house with.
00:13:05Ashton: it's unbelievable.
00:13:06Kelly: and found her parents.
00:13:09Unbelievable.
00:13:11[Laughter] ashton: yeah.
00:13:12 it's like unbelievable story.
00:13:14 when I was -- I have a twin brother but we look nothing alike so I always used to tell him that he was kidnapped when we were kids.
00:13:22Kelly: you wanted a brother.
00:13:25Ashton: exactly.
00:13:26It's like my parents brought two kids home from the hospital.
00:13:29They only had one but they brought two.
00:13:34I said you don't look like mom.
00:13:36You don't look like dad.
00:13:38You were probably kidnapped.
00:13:39So my brother probably winning one day and realize the truth.
00:13:43Sifting through milk cartons right now.
00:13:46Well, that one's kind of like me.
00:13:49[Laughter] kelly: it really is a miracle.
00:13:51Ashton: it's unbelievable.
00:13:52 I know you have a big football game coming up this weekend.
00:13:56Ashton: I'm so excited.
00:13:57 around here, it's jets fever in new york city.
00:14:00Ashton: yeah.
00:14:00[Cheers and applause] all right.
00:14:03Kelly: what is your team?
00:14:05Ashton: I'm a bears fan.
00:14:07[Applause] I'm a big, big chicago bears -- I'm going to the game this weekend which is a relief for me and would be relief for demi.
00:14:15I'm one of these guys who yells at the tv during the game.
00:14:18I don't yell at any other inanimate objects!
00:14:23But that tv, when the game is on, I'm screaming.
00:14:26Kelly: yeah.
00:14:27Ashton: I used profanity.
00:14:30I do use profanity.
00:14:32[Laughter] and I go off on the tv and demi is like come down several times.
00:14:36I would be in a room by myself, she would be like are you ok?
00:14:40She's like oh, the game's on.
00:14:42Kelly: the game's on.
00:14:44 but I am so excited to go to this game I can't even tell you.
00:14:48Kelly: are you supposititious?
00:14:50Occasionally, I've made a mistake to enter a room when something is good to happen and then I'm not allowed to leave that position?
00:14:56Ashton: out, out, out.
00:14:58>> No.
00:14:58 oh, it's like don't move, don't move.
00:15:01Kelly: no, don't move.
00:15:04They've made a touchdown.
00:15:05Stay right there.
00:15:06 I have a jersey for each game and I try to wear the same jersey of the team.
00:15:11I really feel like I'm part of the team.
00:15:13I feel like I'm a member of the chicago bears.
00:15:16I call the players.
00:15:16They don't return my calls.
00:15:18[Laughter] it's weird.
00:15:19 but you're not from chicago.
00:15:21My dad is a detroit lions fans and I'm like how do you do these fans -- like how do you start with a to em?
00:15:28How do you sign up?
00:15:31-- With a team?
00:15:32 it's like when you start watching, who's good?
00:15:36I was like 7 when the bears won the super bowl and 1985.
00:15:42Kelly: who was on that team?
00:15:45 walter payton, mike singletary.
00:15:47We don't want to go through this.
00:15:49It's going to be a long list.
00:15:51 I was always curious like how people who are not from an area become fans.
00:15:56Ashton: I was in iowa.
00:15:57You had to choose like either the packers, the vikings, the bears to the chiefs.
00:16:04Anything the midwest sort of count.
00:16:07And I went bears.
00:16:08Kelly: well, go bears.
00:16:09Go jets.
00:16:11Ashton: go bears.
00:16:13[Applause] we have a contest that we're starting here.
00:16:16Maybe you. told you.
00:16:18Throughout the country, there's been a promotele spot running for our show behind the scenes footage of how our morning start here at "live" each day.
00:16:27I haven't seen it either.
00:16:28So in case you haven't seen it, take a look.
00:16:31Ashton: wow.
00:16:31♪♪
00:16:34>> ♪♪
00:16:34great days start here tune it up won't you come on and start the day great days start here "live" is good so won't you just turn it on come on you know you want some ♪♪♪♪
00:16:49kelly: see you tomorrow.
00:16:52[Applause] that would be great day starts here.
00:16:57Because that's clearly one day.
00:16:59And I can tell you what day that was.
00:17:02I had a sore neck.
00:17:03Did you see the way I was moving that day?
00:17:06Anyway, that's not the point.
00:17:07That's how we start our mornings here.
00:17:09And now we're kicking off a contest so we can see how you start your mornings.
00:17:12 and we're asking you to send in a short video of how you start your day and the grand prize winner is walking away with $20,000.
00:17:20[Applause] kelly: we should enter this.
00:17:24Are we eligible?
00:17:25Ashton: I'm submitting for sure.
00:17:27And you also get the chance to be one ofationa national promo spots like you just saw.
00:17:33 here's the details on how you can enter.
00:17:37 we start every morning with you and now it's your turn to send us a video to see how you morning looks like.
00:17:43Waking up, going to breakfast, exercising or watching us.
00:17:47Whatever your morning routine is, we want to see it.
00:17:49 we've partnered with quaker oatmeal, a great heart healthy way to start your day and search for the most fun.
00:17:57 and the grand prize winner is walking away with $20,000 and their video may be included in a national promoted spot.
00:18:08 to enter -- deadline for the video 18, 2011.
00:18:21And if you think you have a great way to start your day, you could walk away with $20,000.
00:18:26[Applause] kelly: so go online to enter.
00:18:32That's a great prize.
00:18:34Wow.
00:18:35Ok.
00:18:35A big show today on the show, jason statham is here.
00:18:38Ashton: yeah!
00:18:39[Cheers and applause] kelly: do you know jason?
00:18:42Ashton: I do know jason.
00:18:44He's a great guy.
00:18:44He's got a new film called "the mechanic" coming out.
00:18:48And also, buddy valastro.
00:18:51The "cake boss" is here.
00:18:52[Applause] kelly: I love him so much.
00:18:54Ashton: he's amazing.
00:18:56He's got a new series called "kitchen boss" and he's going be cooking a little family recipe, the old sunday gravy.
00:19:04 this is a very important thick because there are two types of people.
00:19:08You either eat sauce or you eat gravy.
00:19:10So we're going to learn today which one you are, america.
00:19:15[Laughter] and later, we will see a clip from ashton's new film "no strings attached" starring natalie portman.
00:19:23[Applause] it's time for "blizzard blast " [applause] ♪♪
00:19:44ashton: incoming!
00:19:46Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:19:48Easy, people!
00:19:50I'm glad there are no babies in the audience.
00:19:52Kelly: did we kill anybody?
00:19:54Ashton: no.
00:19:55Is everybody all right?
00:19:56Is everybody all right?
00:19:58That looked extremely dangerous.
00:20:01 look at that lighting fixture just hanging on by a thread.
00:20:05Dangling there.
00:20:06Holy cow.
00:20:07Ashton: oh, boy.
00:20:08 lady in the scarf, just lean over a little bit there.
00:20:12 just a little to the left.
00:20:17Kelly: ok.
00:20:17Let's pick up the phone.
00:20:19Ashton: oh, here we go.
00:20:20Let's do it.
00:20:21Hello?
00:20:22Hello?
00:20:22Hello?
00:20:23Kelly: not yet.
00:20:25[Phone ringing] ashton: it's the whole room.
00:20:27What am I doing with this?
00:20:29[Laughter] kelly: ok.
00:20:33[Phone ringing] ashton: hello?
00:20:39Hello?
00:20:39[Laughter] I'm trying to get that preemptive -- hello if ashton: it's the tax man.
00:20:45[Laughter] don't hang up.
00:20:46T hang up.
00:20:48Caller: hello?
00:20:50Kelly: desiree?
00:20:51Caller: yeah.
00:20:52Kelly: from new jersey?
00:20:54 yes, kelly ripa, how are you?
00:20:57Kelly: wow, that's crazy!
00:20:59Nobody ever recognizes my voice.
00:21:01Caller: hi, ashton, how are you?
00:21:05[Laughter] I was about to do a regis -- I'm out of control!
00:21:11 desiree's good with voices.
00:21:14Are you watching the show right now?
00:21:16Caller: yes, I am.
00:21:17I'm hearing about the light fixtures hanging.
00:21:20Is everyone all right there?
00:21:22Ashton: everyone's fine.
00:21:23 we haven't lost a viewer today.
00:21:26Caller: awesome.
00:21:27 is that a recent picture of the show?
00:21:29Caller: it's from last year.
00:21:31We have today snow.
00:21:32It's very cold.
00:21:33Kelly: very cold.
00:21:36 do you have like issues pronouncing your city?
00:21:38I would have a really hard time.
00:21:40 well, I say it as I'm growing up.
00:21:43Now I'm ok.
00:21:44 if you have a lisp, that would be the worst city.
00:21:48Welcome to cinnaminson.
00:21:51[Laughter] ashton's going to spin the wheel and see what you're playing for.
00:21:56Caller: ok.
00:21:57Great.
00:21:58Thank you.
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00:22:53[Applause] that was some crazy weekend.
00:22:56Hey, desiree, congratulations!
00:22:58Caller: ashton, you're the best ever!
00:23:00Wheel spinner ever!
00:23:01Ashton: that's what I do.
00:23:03I've been training for years.
00:23:04 those twitter fingers are magic.
00:23:07[Laughter] listen, desiree, now you get to help make the day of our studio audience who be get a $500 from crabtree & evelyn.
00:23:17So please pick a number between one and 127.
00:23:21Caller: number 13.
00:23:22Lucky 13.
00:23:23[Applause] ashton: yeah.
00:23:26There it is.
00:23:27[Applause] all right, desiree, good for you.
00:23:32Enjoy the snow day.
00:23:33Jason statham next.
00:23:34Ashton: jason statham!
00:23:37[Applause] still ahead on "live," we'll cook with "cake boss" turned "kitchen boss" buddy valastro.
00:23:44We'll open up "regis & kelly's inbox" to hear your comments and questions.
00:23:47And coming up next from the new film "the mechanic," actor jason statham.
00:25:20♪♪
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00:25:22♪♪ spread a little somethingto remember ♪♪
00:25:23, ♪♪ spread a little joy and see ♪♪
00:25:29♪♪ need a little happinessto be ♪♪
00:25:32♪♪ living the life with me ♪♪
00:25:55♪♪
00:25:56♪♪
00:25:58[applause] did you go out and shovel during the commercial break?
00:26:03 I shoveled the entire front sidewalk of regis.
00:26:07 on monday's show, anthony hopkins will be here from the " [applause] ashton: it's anthony hopkins!
00:26:17Come on!
00:26:20[Cheers and applause] we're also -- I'm so bummed I'm not going to be here because we're going to be showing you how to do homemade facials for every skin type.
00:26:28And this is exactly what I need.
00:26:30Kelly: it's ok.
00:26:31I'll send you whatever we come up with.
00:26:33Ashton: just the recipes.
00:26:34Kelly: you got it.
00:26:35And we will meet the first of our men of radio co-host.
00:26:397 the wolf in seattle.
00:26:42Asht ke [applause] he's one of hollywood's hottest action stars, starring in movies like "the transporter" "crank, and his latest film "the mechanic" opens next week.
00:26:56Please welcome jason statham!
00:26:57[Cheers and applause] >> hello.
00:27:12Ashton: this guy!
00:27:13Kelly: I know.
00:27:14I remember this from last time.
00:27:18Jason statham, extraordinaryry -- extraordinary action hero, athlete, and the best smelling man in the business.
00:27:24>> I haven't washed twice a year.
00:27:27 the scent is wafting here and it's just like -- here's the thing.
00:27:30I usually feel like a manly guy and then I see you and shake your hand and then I'm like I'm small.
00:27:36I feel like you can exrush me.
00:27:37It's terrifying.
00:27:38>> Come on.
00:27:39 if you had to crush ashton, how would you do it?
00:27:42>> Off camera.
00:27:44[Laughter] ashton: ding, ding, ding.
00:27:48I'll be avoiding you directly after the show.
00:27:49 you know what I didn't know about you is that your parents are also if in the entertainment industry.
00:27:55>> Yeah.
00:27:57My mom and dad.
00:27:59My dad's a singer and my mom's a dancer.
00:28:04In the cannery islands.
00:28:06They've been doing it for like 15 years.
00:28:08Kelly: how nice.
00:28:09Ashton: do you sing and dance?
00:28:11>> Heck no.
00:28:12 I'll do a duet with you right now.
00:28:15>> Oh, dear.
00:28:15I'm not very good at that.
00:28:18I'll leave it to them too.
00:28:19Ashton: but you are nimble.
00:28:21You move.
00:28:23>> That's an expression I'm not hurt.
00:28:25Ashton: here's the thing.
00:28:25This guy, he's a great actor and a great guy but you're also like a full-blown athlete.
00:28:33Are you an olympic level diver, right?
00:28:35>> I used to be springboard and hard board diving years ago when I was a kid.
00:28:40Kelly: that's incredible.
00:28:42 I don't even like jumping off the edge of the pool.
00:28:45>> You just need someone behind you going -- did you wear one of those little trunks?
00:28:51>> Yeah.
00:28:52The little speedos.
00:28:53Yeah, I've got one of them on.
00:28:56Let me show you.
00:28:58[Cheers and applause] excuse me, I don't think everybody should see this.
00:29:01Jason, come on.
00:29:03[Laughter] ashton: wait.
00:29:04There's always like -- I watched a "seinfeld" episode about the shrink raj.
00:29:10I don't even like wearing board shorts and getting out of the pool.
00:29:14Is that the worst part about wearing speedos?
00:29:18>> [Laughter] weather center I'm laying flat on the water.
00:29:26 we have a photo of the trunks next to you.
00:29:30Ashton: are you ready for this?
00:29:33>> I hope it's not perverted.
00:29:35Kelly: oh, my gosh.
00:29:36Put that in the trunk of my car.
00:29:37>> You pick out that one, right?
00:29:40[Applause] ashton: dig. dig.
00:29:47Dig.
00:29:47Dig.
00:29:49That's -- >> you could have gotten a better shot than that.
00:29:56I don't know where that was.
00:29:57nk that was -- some piece of perfection.
00:30:04We'll be back with jason statham.
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00:33:30Live with Regis and Kelly [Applause] we're back with jason statham.
00:33:39 jason has a new movie " it's a remake of the 1972 charles bronson film and this guy does all of his own stunts.
00:33:49You fully go for it, right?
00:33:52>> As far as I know.
00:33:53If I tell a story from way back.
00:33:56The first action movie I did was -- god, I can't think of how many years ago, I ended up doing my own stunt because they didn't have a budget that allowed them to hire a stunt double for silly things like -- kelly: is that you doing that?
00:34:10 you're legitimately dropping off a building.
00:34:13>> That's me and ben foster who incidentally doesn't usually get wrapped into those kind of things.
00:34:19So for him get 00 feet on the air.
00:34:23 so here you are and ben gets cast in your film, right?
00:34:28And suddenly, he's got a man up, right?
00:34:32He has to jump off the building too.
00:34:34>> He's a man's man.
00:34:35He's a brilliant actor and, you know, he's not going to sit around when somebody else is setting their part and he has to step up.
00:34:44 is this like a contest where you punch your buddy on the arm and he punches you back?
00:34:50>> No.
00:34:51I was not trying to egg himself on.
00:34:53He eggs himself on.
00:34:54He's a tough guy.
00:34:55 he gets it on for himself.
00:34:58>> Sure.
00:34:58I'm not having you fun for the rest of the movie.
00:35:01 I'm trying to figure out what the producers.
00:35:04How much insurance so do they have on your life every time you step on to a set because you're always in jeopardy.
00:35:10>> We usually shoot those silly stunts on the last way of the movie.
00:35:16So if I die, they still have a film they can show.
00:35:20 I had film and we did that same thing.
00:35:23It was like jumping off the boat in the water and it was the last shot and I jumped off and literally per rated my eardrum when I hit the water.
00:35:32I'm not a diver.
00:35:34I don't know that clean entry.
00:35:36And I've got blood and they're like let's cut we're out of here.
00:35:40[Laughter] >> yeah, that's dangerous.
00:35:42Let's take a look at a scene " before we take a look, what is a mc?
00:35:48I -- mechanic?
00:35:49I trust you're not fixing cars?
00:35:51>> No, he fixes the problems.
00:35:53He's a hitman for hirehat takes care of people that need taken care of.
00:35:58Kelly: perfect.
00:35:59Let's take a look at a scene " ♪♪
00:36:25[intense music] [gunshot] >> well?
00:36:47>> What's your good sign?
00:36:52>> Those are my two best team.
00:36:54I guess I'll have to send more.
00:36:56>> Save the fuel.
00:36:58I'm coming for you.
00:36:59[Applause] next friday, january 28.
00:37:05Thank you, jason statham.
00:37:06>> My pleasure.
00:37:08Kelly: thanks, always.
00:37:10Buddy valastro, the "cake boss" e return.
00:37:13[Applause] monday on "live" from the new film >> all new.
00:39:33 our australian grand finale.
00:39:35>> The headline-making entrance.
00:39:36Oprah: hugh jackman!
00:39:37Bono!
00:39:38>> Nicole kidman and keith urban.
00:39:40Oprah: olivia newton-john.
00:39:41>> And -- a jaw-d [applause] kelly: smells good.
00:39:53Ashton: it smells good.
00:39:54We're cooking.
00:39:55I'm so trying.
00:39:57Kelly: you are adorable.
00:39:58 he's known as the "cake boss" but he's more than just desserts.
00:40:03He has a new show on tlc, the kitchen boss.
00:40:09He's got sunday we're we're sith setting something on fire right how to.
00:40:15Ashton: welcome buddy valastro!
00:40:16Get him out here quick!
00:40:17[Cheers and applause] buddy, how are you, man?
00:40:22>> Good to see you.
00:40:23 I feel like I'm already messing up.
00:40:27>> What are you doing over here?
00:40:29Kelly: we burned the bitter!
00:40:34-- Butter!
00:40:40Buddy -- >> ashton: watch these shows.
00:40:43I know how to say it.
00:40:44 there's a lot of controversy now in the audience.
00:40:47What's the difference between a sauce and a gravy?
00:40:50>> Ok.
00:40:51My mother always called it sunday gravy.
00:40:53My wife's family always called it sunday sauce.
00:40:56Kelly: a-ha.
00:40:57Oh, my gosh.
00:40:59It's like the mon grews and the cap lets.
00:41:04>> My idea of a gravy is like a ragu that has meats and meatballs.
00:41:09A sauce is just tomato sauce with a little bit of pasta.
00:41:14It's done nice -- are you going to cut that for me, kelly?
00:41:18Kelly: all right.
00:41:19>> You got to press.
00:41:20Press the garlic.
00:41:21Ashton: press.
00:41:22I don't know how to press.
00:41:23I just broke the prers already.
00:41:25I have been even touch it.
00:41:28What do I do?
00:41:29It's the italian way.
00:41:32It's all cleaner now!
00:41:35[Laughter] >> all right.
00:41:37Put that in there.
00:41:38Kelly: are you watching this?
00:41:42Look out!
00:41:43Don't lose a finger!
00:41:44Ashton: a thumb.
00:41:46>> Into the pot.
00:41:47And kelly, how are we doing with the onions?
00:41:50Kelly: oh, we are golden.
00:41:52Ashton: I just pressed.
00:41:53>> Go right in with them.
00:41:56Ashton: more?
00:41:57More gor lake?
00:41:59Fine.
00:41:59>> You know what my mother did with a wooden spoon, right?
00:42:02 oh, yeah, my woman use adderalling pin.
00:42:06[Laughter] >> all right.
00:42:07So now, basically, we browned up our meat.
00:42:11 we want that to our translucent, right?
00:42:15 look at you with the big words.

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