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| 00:05:23 | The wallet was still
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| 00:06:23 | You're trying
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| 00:06:27 | Oh, look at the one
on the right.
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| 00:06:29 | It's in the ditch.
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| 00:06:30 | I know what you're doing.
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| 00:06:30 | It's not going to work.
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| 00:06:39 | Excuse me.
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| 00:06:40 | [ Cellular phone rings ]
hello?
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| 00:06:43 | Uh, no, I'm sharona,
his assistant.
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| 00:06:47 | Who is this?
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| 00:06:48 | Oh, uh, hold on.
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| 00:06:50 | Adrian? adrian?
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| 00:06:54 | You have a brother?
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| 00:07:04 | No.
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| 00:07:07 | you must have
the wrong adrian monk.
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| 00:07:10 | [ Phone hangs up ]
Stottlemeyer:
How old was she?
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| 00:07:13 | Disher: 65.
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| 00:07:15 | [ Cellular phone rings ]
okay, don't answer it.
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| 00:07:16 | Don't --
just don't answer it.
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| 00:07:19 | [ Continues ringing ]
I --
I might have a brother.
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| 00:07:23 | You told me you were
an only child.
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| 00:07:26 | I consider myself
an only child.
|
| 00:07:28 | he --
he has issues.
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| 00:07:32 | Your brother has issues?
|
| 00:07:33 | Don't you people
have work to do?
|
| 00:07:35 | There is a dead woman
over there.
|
| 00:07:37 | [ Ring ]
[ telephone ringing ]
Monk: Ignore it.
|
| 00:07:43 | Just ignore it.
|
| 00:07:45 | He'll stop eventually.
|
| 00:07:48 | He has to sleep.
|
| 00:07:52 | What's his name?
|
| 00:07:55 | Ambrose.
|
| 00:07:56 | What does he do?
|
| 00:07:58 | He writes
instruction manuals
for blenders
and toaster ovens.
|
| 00:08:03 | He lives in tewkesbury.
|
| 00:08:05 | He lives
10 minutes away?
|
| 00:08:06 | Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:08:07 | Well, if you don't
pick up the phone,
he's just going
to come over.
|
| 00:08:10 | No, he can't.
|
| 00:08:10 | He never leaves the house.
|
| 00:08:12 | He has agoraphobia.
|
| 00:08:13 | ..
|
| 00:08:14 | [ Whistles ]
When was the last time
you spoke to him?
|
| 00:08:19 | About four years ago.
|
| 00:08:21 | Maybe five.
|
| 00:08:23 | [ Ringing continues ]
was it four or five?
|
| 00:08:26 | Six.
|
| 00:08:29 | Seven.
|
| 00:08:30 | ..
|
| 00:08:31 | He didn't come
to trudy's funeral.
|
| 00:08:34 | But you just said
that he can't leave the house.
|
| 00:08:36 | He never called
or wrote -- not one word.
|
| 00:08:40 | Did you call him?
|
| 00:08:41 | Yes, 100 times.
|
| 00:08:43 | He never picked up
the phone.
|
| 00:08:45 | Maybe he's calling
to apologize.
|
| 00:08:47 | Too late.
|
| 00:08:47 | I don't need him.
|
| 00:08:49 | Well, I think you do.
|
| 00:08:51 | Don't pick --
don't talk --
hello?
|
| 00:08:58 | Is this ambrose?
|
| 00:08:59 | I've heard
so much about you.
|
| 00:09:03 | Yeah --
oh.
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| 00:09:05 | Oh, okay.
|
| 00:09:05 | Just hold on one sec.
|
| 00:09:07 | He wants you
to come right over.
|
| 00:09:09 | He says
it's very important.
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| 00:09:11 | I don't care!
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| 00:09:13 | He says
it's life-or-death.
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| 00:09:19 | Sharon: Wow, this is
where you grew up?
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| 00:09:22 | Are you surprised?
|
| 00:09:23 | Nah, I just always
pictured something different.
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| 00:09:27 | Like what?
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| 00:09:29 | I don't know.
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| 00:09:29 | ..
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| 00:09:32 | Laboratory.
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| 00:09:38 | Was that your swing set?
|
| 00:09:40 | My father put it up
when I was 8.
|
| 00:09:43 | It was probably
the happiest day of my life.
|
| 00:09:46 | Looks like fun.
|
| 00:09:48 | I wouldn't know.
|
| 00:09:50 | You never used it?
|
| 00:09:52 | I mean, look at it.
|
| 00:09:53 | It's a death trap.
|
| 00:09:55 | But it was fun
watching him put it up.
|
| 00:09:59 | He must have been
disappointed.
|
| 00:10:01 | Nah, he was
used to it by then.
|
| 00:10:03 | Two months later,
he went out to pick up
some chinese food.
|
| 00:10:07 | He never came back.
|
| 00:10:11 | Sorry.
|
| 00:10:17 | Is that him?
|
| 00:10:25 | Okay, let's go.
|
| 00:10:28 | What?
|
| 00:10:29 | I waved at him.
|
| 00:10:29 | He waved at me.
|
| 00:10:31 | That's enough
for one decade.
|
| 00:10:32 | Adrian, you can't leave.
|
| 00:10:33 | He's your brother.
|
| 00:10:37 | Come on.
|
| 00:10:56 | Hello, adrian.
|
| 00:10:59 | Ambrose.
|
| 00:11:12 | Ugh.
|
| 00:11:13 | This is
my assistant sharona.
|
| 00:11:16 | Oh, hi.
|
| 00:11:17 | we spoke
on the phone.
|
| 00:11:18 | Oh, so youcan
dial a telephone.
|
| 00:11:21 | I was worried.
|
| 00:11:22 | I thought you might be
paralyzed or something.
|
| 00:11:25 | I wasn't paralyzed.
|
| 00:11:26 | I was being sarcastic.
|
| 00:11:27 | You were being sardonic.
|
| 00:11:28 | Sarcasm is a contemptuous
ironic statement.
|
| 00:11:30 | You were being mockingly
derisive. that's sardonic.
|
| 00:11:35 | Please come in.
|
| 00:11:43 | you didn't have to
clean up just for us.
|
| 00:11:49 | Hey. did you write this?
|
| 00:11:52 | Yes.
|
| 00:11:52 | I have this answering machine.
|
| 00:11:53 | This is a very good manual.
|
| 00:11:55 | All the steps
are very clear.
|
| 00:11:57 | I'm sure
you noticed the typo.
|
| 00:12:00 | Um, no.
|
| 00:12:02 | It's on page 42.
|
| 00:12:03 | "Bitte druecken sie den
"
it should read "bittehalten
"
you wrote
the german part, too?
|
| 00:12:13 | Ambrose can speak
seven languages.
|
| 00:12:15 | I'm teaching
myself mandarin.
|
| 00:12:18 | Well, that'll
come in handy.
|
| 00:12:20 | I picked up
your mail for you.
|
| 00:12:24 | Thank you.
|
| 00:12:25 | You know, I really, uh,
like that catalog.
|
| 00:12:28 | Can I have one?
|
| 00:12:28 | They sent you two of them.
|
| 00:12:30 | I'm sorry, no.
|
| 00:12:32 | Well, they're identical.
|
| 00:12:35 | I save all my mail.
|
| 00:12:37 | When dad comes back,
he'll want to see
his mail.
|
| 00:12:40 | ..
|
| 00:12:41 | It'll be
all ready for him.
|
| 00:12:43 | He's not coming back.
|
| 00:12:44 | You don't know.
|
| 00:12:45 | Yes, I do.
|
| 00:12:46 | You don't
know everything.
|
| 00:12:49 | Mr. great detective.
|
| 00:12:51 | Why aren't you out there
looking for him?
|
| 00:12:54 | 'Cause I'm afraid
I might find him.
|
| 00:13:04 | ..
|
| 00:13:05 | Ad-adrian, is -- is that you
in the photo over there?
|
| 00:13:11 | That's me.
|
| 00:13:11 | You're not touching.
|
| 00:13:12 | Actually, that's as close
as we ever got.
|
| 00:13:15 | Is that your mom?
|
| 00:13:17 | Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:13:18 | She's beautiful.
|
| 00:13:20 | She was.
|
| 00:13:20 | We lost her in 1994.
|
| 00:13:25 | [ Both sigh ]
..
|
| 00:13:28 | Are you still living
on pine street?
|
| 00:13:30 | Oh, yeah,
he has a great apartment.
|
| 00:13:32 | You should
come by sometime.
|
| 00:13:34 | I can't.
|
| 00:13:37 | Ambrose, don't say
you can't.
|
| 00:13:38 | I can't.
|
| 00:13:39 | Of course you can.
|
| 00:13:39 | You choose not to.
|
| 00:13:42 | But that's easy
for you to say.
|
| 00:13:43 | You've always been
the fearless one.
|
| 00:13:45 | Here it comes.
|
| 00:13:46 | You should have
seen him --
going to stores
and buying things
all by himself
when he was 15.
|
| 00:13:51 | Wow.
|
| 00:13:52 | Driving a car
when he was 24,
going out on dates --
going out on dates with women
at 26 years of age.
|
| 00:14:00 | He's a regular
evel knievel.
|
| 00:14:03 | So, anyway, ambrose,
what am I --
what am I doing here?
|
| 00:14:09 | Believe it or not,
I need your help.
|
| 00:14:10 | Something happened
two nights ago.
|
| 00:14:12 | It's my next-door neighbor.
|
| 00:14:12 | His name is pat van ranken.
|
| 00:14:15 | What happened?
|
| 00:14:16 | I'm 85% to 90% sure
he killed his wife.
|
| 00:14:24 | That's his house.
|
| 00:14:24 | You can see it out the window.
|
| 00:14:27 | His wife rita
is a friend of mine.
|
| 00:14:30 | She comes over
and makes me dinner sometimes.
|
| 00:14:32 | Is this
your old bedroom?
|
| 00:14:34 | Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:14:35 | Wow, how does it feel
to be in here?
|
| 00:14:37 | Horrible.
|
| 00:14:38 | Thank you for asking.
|
| 00:14:39 | [ Gasps ]
You like the who?
|
| 00:14:41 | The what?
|
| 00:14:42 | The rock band the who.
|
| 00:14:42 | You have their album.
|
| 00:14:44 | Oh, yeah.
|
| 00:14:46 | All the kids enjoyed
the rock 'n' roll
singing groups.
|
| 00:14:50 | AND THE 49ers?
|
| 00:14:51 | Now they were
a great band.
|
| 00:14:54 | They're a football team.
|
| 00:14:55 | I know.
|
| 00:14:56 | You were just trying
to fit in, weren't you?
|
| 00:14:59 | No.
|
| 00:15:02 | Yes.
|
| 00:15:03 | This might be the saddest room
I've ever seen.
|
| 00:15:06 | Anyway, adrian,
two nights ago,
I heard them fighting.
|
| 00:15:10 | They were really screaming.
|
| 00:15:12 | Then I heard gunshots.
|
| 00:15:14 | Are you sure?
|
| 00:15:15 | Four shots.
|
| 00:15:15 | It sounded like
a lane & westing 9-millimeter.
|
| 00:15:17 | Lane & westing doesn't
make a 9-millimeter.
|
| 00:15:20 | They did until 1992.
|
| 00:15:21 | I know that gun.
|
| 00:15:22 | I wrote the manual for it.
|
| 00:15:25 | Three hours later,
he drove away
in his pickup truck.
|
| 00:15:28 | He was gone all night.
|
| 00:15:30 | Uh-huh.
|
| 00:15:31 | The next day,
I called the house.
|
| 00:15:33 | Rita wasn't there.
|
| 00:15:34 | Pat said she was
in argentina
visiting her sister,
which was news to me.
|
| 00:15:38 | When I mentioned
that I saw him leave,
he denied it.
|
| 00:15:40 | He said it was impossible.
|
| 00:15:42 | His truck's been broken
all summer.
|
| 00:15:45 | He -- he called me
a lunatic.
|
| 00:15:48 | ..
|
| 00:15:49 | Did you call
the police?
|
| 00:15:53 | They no longer
respond to my complaints
because I call them
more often than I should.
|
| 00:15:57 | I'd like to complain
to them about it,
but they no longer
respond to my complaints.
|
| 00:16:01 | When was the last time
you saw the wife?
|
| 00:16:04 | Three days ago.
|
| 00:16:04 | She borrowed a bag of flour.
|
| 00:16:07 | She was baking pies
for the town.
|
| 00:16:09 | It's their big
centennial celebration.
|
| 00:16:12 | What do you think, adrian?
|
| 00:16:13 | Yeah, you might be
onto something.
|
| 00:16:17 | Really?
|
| 00:16:18 | Oh, yeah.
|
| 00:16:18 | I'll look into it.
|
| 00:16:21 | Let's go.
|
| 00:16:24 | We'll look into it.
|
| 00:16:26 | You'll look into it.
|
| 00:16:36 | What --
what are you doing?
|
| 00:16:37 | What --
what's that for?
|
| 00:16:39 | For making
my family seem normal.
|
| 00:16:42 | Okay.
|
| 00:16:43 | Okay, okay.
|
| 00:16:43 | Are you really going
to look into it?
|
| 00:16:45 | No, no.
|
| 00:16:45 | He's delusional.
|
| 00:16:47 | He is the worst
eyewitness in the world.
|
| 00:16:51 | But he heard gunshots.
|
| 00:16:52 | Sharona, the whole town has
been celebrating all week.
|
| 00:16:55 | It was probably some kid
setting off firecrackers.
|
| 00:16:58 | Well, at least you two
were talking again.
|
| 00:17:00 | Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed it,
because that's it.
|
| 00:17:03 | I am never setting foot
in that house again.
|
| 00:17:06 | Okay, I have
my own problems.
|
| 00:17:08 | Really? I never noticed.
|
| 00:17:09 | Nowyou'rebeing sardonic.
|
| 00:17:18 | What? what is it?
|
| 00:17:22 | Van ranken's pickup.
|
| 00:17:24 | He told my brother it hadn't
been moved all summer,
but look at the grass
in front of the truck.
|
| 00:17:31 | It's brown.
|
| 00:17:32 | The truck's been moved.
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coming.
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| 00:20:50 | Coming.
|
| 00:20:52 | Mr. van ranken?
|
| 00:20:55 | That's right.
|
| 00:20:56 | I'm sharona fleming,
and this is adrian monk.
|
| 00:21:00 | Monk.
|
| 00:21:01 | From next door?
|
| 00:21:02 | No, no.
|
| 00:21:03 | No, no, he's --
he's my brother.
|
| 00:21:06 | You almost gave me
a heart attack.
|
| 00:21:08 | That guy hasn't left
the house in, what, 20 years?
|
| 00:21:11 | 32.
|
| 00:21:12 | My wife knows him.
|
| 00:21:14 | What is he,
scared of stuff?
|
| 00:21:17 | Yes.
|
| 00:21:18 | Yes, he's scared of stuff.
|
| 00:21:20 | Stuff and --
and things.
|
| 00:21:22 | What can I do for you?
|
| 00:21:24 | Well, my brother loaned
your wife a bag of flour,
and he sent us over to --
to pick it up.
|
| 00:21:32 | Yeah, sure.
|
| 00:21:32 | Come on in.
|
| 00:21:34 | Thanks.
|
| 00:21:38 | Is your wife here?
|
| 00:21:40 | No, no,
you missed her.
|
| 00:21:42 | She's in argentina.
|
| 00:21:42 | Her sister's sick.
|
| 00:21:45 | Oh.
|
| 00:21:46 | We were thinking about
doing some hiking later.
|
| 00:21:51 | ..
|
| 00:21:52 | What is that
melvone state park like?
|
| 00:21:55 | Is that nice?
|
| 00:21:56 | It's beautiful.
|
| 00:21:57 | How'd you know
I was up there?
|
| 00:21:59 | Uh, there's a parking permit
on your pickup truck.
|
| 00:22:02 | Is that right?
|
| 00:22:03 | I guess you couldn't have
had too much fun, though.
|
| 00:22:05 | According to the permit,
you got there
just before closing --
?
|
| 00:22:10 | That's true.
|
| 00:22:12 | It was a longer drive
than I thought.
|
| 00:22:14 | Well, let's find that flour.
|
| 00:22:19 | Excuse the mess.
|
| 00:22:19 | I was just cleaning up.
|
| 00:22:21 | [ Coughs ]
I don't know
where she put it.
|
| 00:22:25 | Is that a shoe?
|
| 00:22:27 | Yeah, it's my wife's.
|
| 00:22:28 | Guess she decided
she didn't like them.
|
| 00:22:31 | It's funny
there's only one.
|
| 00:22:33 | They -- ha ha --
usually come in pairs.
|
| 00:22:45 | What are you doing?
|
| 00:22:46 | I was just -- just looking
for that other shoe.
|
| 00:22:52 | Must be
around here somewhere.
|
| 00:22:56 | They really should be
together.
|
| 00:22:58 | 'Cause they're a --
they're a, you know,
a pair.
|
| 00:23:02 | I'm sure
it'll turn up.
|
| 00:23:04 | Well, when it does,
could you give me a call?
|
| 00:23:06 | Uh, it'd mean
a lot to me.
|
| 00:23:11 | Yeah.
|
| 00:23:12 | I'll do that.
|
| 00:23:16 | There's the flour.
|
| 00:23:18 | Thank your brother
for me, won't you?
|
| 00:23:21 | Well, I guess that's it.
|
| 00:23:23 | I don't want to keep you.
|
| 00:23:25 | Oh, I'm sure you don't.
|
| 00:23:39 | Whatever happened
happened in the kitchen.
|
| 00:23:42 | He's been
bleaching the floor.
|
| 00:23:44 | And he went
to the state park,
maybe to bury something.
|
| 00:23:47 | Yes, he was parked
by the southern entrance.
|
| 00:23:50 | How do you know that?
|
| 00:23:51 | why don't
you tell her, adrian?
|
| 00:23:55 | ..
|
| 00:23:56 | The yellow acorns
on his truck,
which can only mean
he was parked
under a spotted oak tree.
|
| 00:24:03 | Wow.
|
| 00:24:04 | ..
|
| 00:24:06 | ..
|
| 00:24:07 | Near water.
|
| 00:24:08 | Wow.
|
| 00:24:09 | So that's near the river,
by the southern entrance.
|
| 00:24:12 | Wow.
|
| 00:24:12 | Please stop
"
this detective stuff
is easy.
|
| 00:24:16 | Looks like
you got a new partner.
|
| 00:24:17 | Yeah, for any crime committed
within 30 feet of this property.
|
| 00:24:20 | So what do we do now?
|
| 00:24:22 | Well, at this point,
it's just your word against his.
|
| 00:24:26 | Hello.
|
| 00:24:28 | Where's he going?
|
| 00:24:29 | Let's find out.
|
| 00:24:35 | Come on.
|
| 00:24:35 | He's heading downtown.
|
| 00:24:39 | Ambrose, come with us.
|
| 00:24:42 | Me?
|
| 00:24:43 | No, no, no.
|
| 00:24:44 | You're just going
to hide in this house
for the rest
of your life?
|
| 00:24:47 | That's my plan, yes.
|
| 00:24:50 | Come on, take my hand.
|
| 00:24:52 | Just to the end
of the driveway.
|
| 00:24:54 | You can do it. come on.
|
| 00:24:58 | Come on.
|
| 00:25:05 | Come on.
|
| 00:25:06 | I-i can't.
|
| 00:25:11 | Ambrose, you know what?
|
| 00:25:14 | Adrian's scared, too --
all the time.
|
| 00:25:17 | He doesn't
let that stop him.
|
| 00:25:19 | Okay, now you tell me --
what does he have
that you don't have?
|
| 00:25:24 | He has you.
|
| 00:25:34 | He never apologized.
|
| 00:25:35 | Did you notice that?
|
| 00:25:36 | Adrian, he's trying his best.
|
| 00:25:37 | The
yeah, well, who isn't?
|
| 00:25:40 | How can somebody
not call for seven years
and then just act
like nothing happened?
|
| 00:25:47 | Are you going
to stay mad at him forever?
|
| 00:25:50 | No, not forever.
|
| 00:25:52 | Just until I die.
|
| 00:25:54 | Ooh, there he goes.
|
| 00:25:56 | Potato sack race?
|
| 00:25:58 | Sorry,
it's all filled up.
|
| 00:26:00 | What?
|
| 00:26:01 | No, you can't be.
|
| 00:26:03 | I have to
be in this race.
|
| 00:26:04 | Here's the thing --
we're all out of sacks.
|
| 00:26:06 | What aut that one?
|
| 00:26:06 | That one's ripped.
|
| 00:26:07 | I don't care.
|
| 00:26:08 | I'll take it.
|
| 00:26:12 | Racers,
grab your potato sacks.
|
| 00:26:15 | ..
|
| 00:26:16 | ..
|
| 00:26:18 | Go!
|
| 00:26:24 | [ Cheering ]
hey!
|
| 00:26:35 | What's he doing?
|
| 00:26:36 | He's trying
to win that radio.
|
| 00:27:15 | The first prize
is this brand-new
stereo boom box.
|
| 00:27:20 | Here you go,
sweetheart.
|
| 00:27:25 | ..
|
| 00:27:27 | We're going
to get you a new one.
|
| 00:27:29 | Uh, and the second prize
is this delicious
homemade cherry pie.
|
| 00:27:34 | Who came in second?
|
| 00:27:36 | Right here.
|
| 00:27:37 | Well, here you go, sir.
|
| 00:27:38 | Bon appétit.
|
| 00:27:51 | [ Car engine starts ]
[ car pulls away ]
[ gasps ]
what's he doing?
|
| 00:28:03 | He's looking
for something.
|
| 00:28:06 | That's why he tripped.
|
| 00:28:08 | He didn't want
to win the race.
|
| 00:28:09 | He was trying
to come in second.
|
| 00:28:11 | He wanted the pie.
|
| 00:28:12 | Why?
|
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| 00:33:07 | I guess
he didn't like the pie.
|
| 00:33:09 | He was looking
for something.
|
| 00:33:11 | Something
inside the pie?
|
| 00:33:15 | Wait a minute.
|
| 00:33:17 | Cherry pie.
|
| 00:33:18 | Yes, cherry pie.
|
| 00:33:19 | Pie -- cherry pie.
|
| 00:33:20 | Cherry -- it'scherry.
|
| 00:33:20 | You can see it's cherry.
|
| 00:33:22 | There was something
about a cherry pie
in the paper
three days ago.
|
| 00:33:36 | What is this?
|
| 00:33:37 | Every newspaper since 1972.
|
| 00:33:40 | I am as god made me.
|
| 00:33:43 | It's only three days ago.
|
| 00:33:45 | Wouldn't it
be near the top?
|
| 00:33:46 | I have my own system.
|
| 00:33:48 | What system is that?
|
| 00:33:50 | You wouldn't understand.
|
| 00:33:52 | Ah, ah, here it is.
|
| 00:33:55 | Here it is.
|
| 00:33:58 | Right here.
|
| 00:33:59 | Here.
|
| 00:34:01 | The carjacking?
|
| 00:34:02 | Oh, my god.
|
| 00:34:03 | We were there, remember?
|
| 00:34:03 | Yeah, I know.
|
| 00:34:06 | Doesn't that label
say "cherry pie"?
|
| 00:34:08 | Yes, it does.
|
| 00:34:08 | "
how did you
remember that?
|
| 00:34:13 | It's a gift
and a curse.
|
| 00:34:16 | Oh, my god, adrian.
|
| 00:34:17 | This is -- this is --
wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
|
| 00:34:20 | Wait a minute.
|
| 00:34:24 | I think she was killed
for her pie.
|
| 00:34:29 | So this is where you guys
grew up, huh?
|
| 00:34:32 | That's right.
|
| 00:34:35 | What's with
the filing cabinets?
|
| 00:34:37 | Mail.
|
| 00:34:38 | Mail?
|
| 00:34:39 | 30 Years' worth
of mail.
|
| 00:34:41 | Okay.
|
| 00:34:42 | That makes sense.
|
| 00:34:44 | Not to me, but --
so, captain, what do you --
what do you think?
|
| 00:34:47 | About your pie theory.
|
| 00:34:49 | Right.
|
| 00:34:49 | The wife baked three pies,
cherry pies, for charity.
|
| 00:34:52 | They've been
giving them away all weekend.
|
| 00:34:55 | Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:34:56 | Yeah, there's something
in them,
or something
inside one of them --
something worth
killing for.
|
| 00:35:00 | Captain, I have --
I have your coffee, captain.
|
| 00:35:04 | Thank you.
|
| 00:35:06 | Why is it numbered?
|
| 00:35:07 | Mother numbered
..
|
| 00:35:09 | So we'd always put them back
in the right order.
|
| 00:35:11 | Of course she did.
|
| 00:35:13 | What did she do
if a mug got broken?
|
| 00:35:16 | What?
|
| 00:35:16 | What happened
if a mug got broken?
|
| 00:35:18 | Number 9 -- it slipped.
|
| 00:35:18 | I couldn't help it.
|
| 00:35:21 | Ambrose, not now.
|
| 00:35:21 | It was not my fault.
|
| 00:35:22 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:35:23 | It was not my fault.
|
| 00:35:24 | Did you look
at the crime scene photos?
|
| 00:35:26 | Yes, I did.
|
| 00:35:27 | And?
|
| 00:35:27 | And you're right,
there was no pie,
but i-i like to have
more than lack of pie
when I go
to the grand jury.
|
| 00:35:33 | Does he own a gun?
|
| 00:35:34 | Yes, he does.
|
| 00:35:35 | 9-Millimeter?
|
| 00:35:36 | Yes, it is,
but he is a retired
army sergeant,
and most veterans
have guns.
|
| 00:35:42 | Plus he lied
about his pickup truck.
|
| 00:35:44 | And the one shoe
in the garbage.
|
| 00:35:46 | His wife is missing.
|
| 00:35:47 | You want to talk
about facts?
|
| 00:35:48 | Here's a fact for you.
|
| 00:35:50 | On thursday night,
van ranken's wife
flew to buenos aires.
|
| 00:35:53 | We checked
with the airline.
|
| 00:35:56 | She purchased
the ticket personally,
and she boarded
the plane.
|
| 00:35:59 | Well, it might have
..
|
| 00:36:03 | With a fake i.d.
|
| 00:36:03 | Yes, he was
definitely fooling around.
|
| 00:36:07 | I-i saw him
in the backyard
making phone calls
on his cell phone.
|
| 00:36:10 | There you go.
|
| 00:36:12 | Is that it?
|
| 00:36:13 | Is that it?
|
| 00:36:15 | You're leaving?
|
| 00:36:16 | Yes, I have to go.
|
| 00:36:18 | Look, I'll sniff around.
|
| 00:36:19 | That's all I can do
without real evidence.
|
| 00:36:21 | Captain --
ambrose, it was
a pleasure meeting you.
|
| 00:36:23 | It certainly answered
a few questions.
|
| 00:36:25 | It raised about 100 more.
|
| 00:36:27 | Here -- that goes
between 5 and 7.
|
| 00:36:29 | I'll see myself out.
|
| 00:36:31 | Listen to me --
monk.
|
| 00:36:32 | Wait a second.
|
| 00:36:33 | I'm late for dinner.
|
| 00:36:33 | Call me tomorrow.
|
| 00:36:34 | Wait.
|
| 00:36:35 | Bye, captain.
|
| 00:36:35 | Bye-bye.
|
| 00:36:36 | [ Gasps ] OH, MY GOD.
|
| 00:36:37 | Oh, my god.
|
| 00:36:39 | You guys, look at this.
|
| 00:36:39 | Look at this.
|
| 00:36:41 | Here's a schedule
for all the charity events
with a list of prizes.
|
| 00:36:44 | There are three homemade pies
being given away.
|
| 00:36:47 | At the raffle,
the potato sack race --
and number three?
|
| 00:36:50 | They're giving it away
tomorrow.
|
| 00:36:52 | Do you play bingo?
|
| 00:36:54 | No.
|
| 00:36:55 | Is it fun?
|
| 00:36:56 | It's a lot of fun.
|
| 00:36:56 | You're going to hate it.
|
| 00:37:02 | Man:..
|
| 00:37:07 | G-47.
|
| 00:37:09 | G-47.
|
| 00:37:11 | Hey, sharona,
look who's here.
|
| 00:37:14 | What a small world.
|
| 00:37:16 | Let's sit here.
|
| 00:37:18 | N-39.
|
| 00:37:20 | N-39.
|
| 00:37:26 | B-7.
|
| 00:37:28 | B-7.
|
| 00:37:31 | You want to rub
my lucky troll?
|
| 00:37:33 | It's good luck.
|
| 00:37:34 | Uh, no, thank you.
|
| 00:37:38 | Go ahead.
|
| 00:37:38 | Rub the troll.
|
| 00:37:40 | No, thank you.
|
| 00:37:42 | I-i've been
rubbing trolls all day.
|
| 00:37:45 | If you don't
rub the troll,
it is bad karma.
|
| 00:37:49 | Adrian, just rub
the man's troll.
|
| 00:37:51 | I don't want
to rub the troll.
|
| 00:37:52 | He's never going to shut up
if you don't rub his troll.
|
| 00:37:54 | O-73.
|
| 00:37:57 | O-73.
|
| 00:37:58 | What are you doing?
|
| 00:38:00 | Not so hard.
|
| 00:38:01 | What the hell
are you doing?
|
| 00:38:02 | ..
|
| 00:38:05 | G-56.
|
| 00:38:07 | G-56.
|
| 00:38:08 | You don't
have anything?
|
| 00:38:11 | I'm doing great.
|
| 00:38:12 | I'm only two away
on this one.
|
| 00:38:14 | Where's your markers?
|
| 00:38:16 | I don't need 'em.
|
| 00:38:17 | ..
|
| 00:38:20 | O-68.
|
| 00:38:24 | O-68.
|
| 00:38:27 | I-21.
|
| 00:38:29 | [ Whispers ]
One more.
|
| 00:38:30 | Okay.
|
| 00:38:31 | I-21.
|
| 00:38:50 | O-72.
|
| 00:38:59 | O-72.
|
| 00:39:05 | Bingo!
|
| 00:39:07 | [ All groan ]
ha ha ha. bingo!
|
| 00:39:11 | We have another winner.
|
| 00:39:12 | I'll save you a piece.
|
| 00:39:20 | Sharona, are you sure
you called the captain?
|
| 00:39:25 | Yeah.
|
| 00:39:26 | I know what van ranken's
been looking for.
|
| 00:39:29 | I know what's in that pie.
|
| 00:39:36 | Captain! captain!
|
| 00:39:38 | Captain, here,
he's trying --
he's trying to get rid
of the evidence!
|
| 00:39:42 | It's in the pie!
|
| 00:39:44 | Officer, I'd like
to file a complaint.
|
| 00:39:46 | These two have been
harassing me all weekend.
|
| 00:39:48 | Sir, could you
put the pie on the truck?
|
| 00:39:50 | What?
|
| 00:39:51 | You heard me.
|
| 00:39:52 | Put the pie down
and step away.
|
| 00:39:54 | Step away from the pie.
|
| 00:39:55 | Look, I live next door
to his brother.
|
| 00:39:57 | They're both nuts.
|
| 00:39:58 | I know they are, sir.
|
| 00:39:59 | Please put the pie on the truck.
|
| 00:40:01 | Please.
|
| 00:40:07 | Monk?
|
| 00:40:08 | Okay, here's what
I think happened.
|
| 00:40:11 | Last thursday, rita was
baking three pies
for the town centennial.
|
| 00:40:15 | She probably put them
on the counter to cool.
|
| 00:40:19 | Her husband came home.
|
| 00:40:19 | They had a fight.
|
| 00:40:22 | Maybe pat was threatening
to leave. who knows?
|
| 00:40:24 | But there was a struggle.
|
| 00:40:26 | My brother said
he heard four shots
from a 9-millimeter pistol.
|
| 00:40:29 | If that's true,
the shells were ejected
from the gun as he fired.
|
| 00:40:34 | They must have gone flying
all over the kitchen.
|
| 00:40:37 | [ Doorbell rings ]
at some point,
he was interrupted.
|
| 00:40:40 | It was someone from the town
coming by to collect the pies.
|
| 00:40:44 | Hi. the pies, right?
|
| 00:40:47 | Okay, just wait one second.
|
| 00:40:47 | I'll get them. wait here.
|
| 00:40:55 | Here you go. bye.
|
| 00:40:58 | Later, when he started
cleaning up the kitchen,
he got the shock
of his life.
|
| 00:41:06 | One shell casing
was missing.
|
| 00:41:14 | [ Gunshot ]
the gun is registered,
so if anyone
had found that casing,
it would have
been easily traced.
|
| 00:41:22 | It wasn't in pie number one
or pie number two.
|
| 00:41:27 | It has to be in here.
|
| 00:41:29 | van ranken, we'd like
permission to search your pie.
|
| 00:41:33 | What?
|
| 00:41:33 | Please don't make me
say that again.
|
| 00:41:36 | What if I say no?
|
| 00:41:37 | Well, then we hold you here
as a material witness
until we get
a search warrant.
|
| 00:41:42 | For a pie.
|
| 00:41:43 | For a pie.
|
| 00:41:50 | Sharona, would you
do the honors?
|
| 00:42:04 | Actually, this is
..
|
| 00:42:08 | Except it's not a pie,
and you're not in it.
|
| 00:42:11 | Will you shut up?
|
| 00:42:21 | Well?
|
| 00:42:22 | It's --
it's not in here.
|
| 00:42:24 | What?
|
| 00:42:25 | Monk: Right -- right -- right --
right there, right?
|
| 00:42:27 | Sharona?
|
| 00:42:29 | Adrian, it's not
in here.
|
| 00:42:30 | But -- but --
sharona --
van ranken,
the department would
like to ap--
we'd like to buy you
a new pie.
|
| 00:42:43 | I don't understand.
|
| 00:42:45 | Usually when he does
the whole summation thing,
it's all over, right?
|
| 00:42:50 | And we get to go home.
|
| 00:42:52 | What is with you
and these cherry pies?
|
| 00:42:55 | Captain, look,
i-i'm telling you --
monk, what is this?
|
| 00:42:57 | Some kind
of sibling rivalry thing
between you and your brother?
|
| 00:43:00 | no, no, no --
don't call us,
we'll call you.
|
| 00:43:04 | Lieutenant,
get in the car.
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| 00:43:36 | had
cleaned.
|
| 00:43:37 | you said you bought a digiorno.
|
| 00:43:39 | But the pizza came with cheesy breadsticks.
|
| 00:43:41 | New digiornopizza & breadsticks.
|
| 00:43:43 | Taste. believe.it's not delivery.
|
| 00:43:46 | It's digiorno.
|
| 00:43:47 | She found the box.
|
| 00:43:48 | Maybe because you left it right on the counter.
|
| 00:45:26 | seasonhere
walmart.
|
| 00:45:26 | That means we've gotjuicy rollbacks,
plump rollbacks, and delicious rollbacks.
|
| 00:45:29 | Walmart's getting it here faster, so it's
fresher.
|
| 00:45:32 | And that's guaranteed.
|
| 00:45:33 | You can almost smell that rollback pie.
|
| 00:45:35 | My name is darrell,
and I save people moneyso they can live better.
|
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join forces in one pac
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| 00:45:47 | Cascade complete pacs.
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| 00:45:48 | To obliterate grease
and annihilate tough foods.
|
| 00:45:51 | [ Man #2 ]
Cascade complete pacs.
|
| 00:45:53 | Combine and conquer!
|
| 00:45:56 | empty?
|
| 00:45:58 | That's right.
|
| 00:46:03 | Is that it?
|
| 00:46:05 | You're just going
to give up?
|
| 00:46:09 | There's nothing else
I can do.
|
| 00:46:14 | ..
|
| 00:46:16 | Or at least pretending to.
|
| 00:46:20 | You going to stay?
|
| 00:46:21 | No, I can't.
|
| 00:46:23 | ..
|
| 00:46:25 | I made --
I made dad's favorite.
|
| 00:46:28 | Pasta primavera.
|
| 00:46:29 | Ambrose, i-i have to go.
|
| 00:46:32 | Wait.
|
| 00:46:32 | ..
|
| 00:46:43 | He's not coming back.
|
| 00:46:45 | You're probably right,
but just in case.
|
| 00:46:51 | Maybe I'll see you,
uh, next week.
|
| 00:46:53 | I don't think so.
|
| 00:46:54 | Take care of yourself.
|
| 00:46:56 | I love you.
|
| 00:47:00 | ..
|
| 00:47:03 | Say that.
|
| 00:47:05 | Don't you say that.
|
| 00:47:07 | I'm no expert,
but I know that people
who love each other,
who care about each other,
don't go seven years
without calling.
|
| 00:47:14 | Especially when
I needed you most --
after trudy.
|
| 00:47:18 | You think I didn't call
because I didn't care?
|
| 00:47:22 | Then why?
|
| 00:47:24 | What happened to you?
|
| 00:47:26 | Do you know why trudy
was in that
parking garage
on the day she died?
|
| 00:47:33 | What are you saying?
|
| 00:47:38 | It was because of me.
|
| 00:47:41 | You?
|
| 00:47:43 | She was doing me a favor.
|
| 00:47:47 | I needed cough medicine.
|
| 00:47:48 | I called her.
|
| 00:47:51 | ..
|
| 00:47:52 | Oh, my god.
|
| 00:47:53 | To the drugstore for me.
|
| 00:47:55 | Don't do this.
|
| 00:47:55 | She wouldn't have been
in that garage
if it wasn't for me.
|
| 00:47:58 | Oh, ambrose.
|
| 00:47:59 | It was me, adrian.
|
| 00:48:00 | It was me. it was my fault.
|
| 00:48:03 | No, no.
|
| 00:48:03 | [ Sobbing ] ADRIAN,
It was my fault.
|
| 00:48:06 | No, it was
not your fault.
|
| 00:48:07 | Adrian --
no, you couldn't have --
I'm sorry, adrian.
|
| 00:48:10 | It was not your fault.
|
| 00:48:12 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:48:13 | Oh, god, no, don't --
no, no, no, don't.
|
| 00:48:15 | It was not --
adrian, it was my fault.
|
| 00:48:18 | It was not --
it was not your fault.
|
| 00:48:21 | [ Sobbing ]
no, no, no. shh.
|
| 00:48:26 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:48:28 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:48:30 | It was not your fault.
|
| 00:48:34 | Okay, so I'm here.
|
| 00:48:35 | "where do you
"
okay, you're rita.
|
| 00:48:39 | You're making three pies.
|
| 00:48:42 | You're taking them
out of the oven.
|
| 00:48:45 | She grabs the knife, right?
|
| 00:48:47 | "Rita, don't be stupid.
|
| 00:48:47 | "
no, no, not there.
|
| 00:48:50 | Not there.
|
| 00:48:51 | that's where
she kept the flour.
|
| 00:48:53 | "Don't make me do it.
|
| 00:48:53 | Don't make me do some" --
"thing I'm going
"
bam, bam, bam, bam!
|
| 00:48:59 | Bam, bam, bam, bam.
|
| 00:49:27 | Ambrose.
|
| 00:49:28 | [ Knock on door ]
hi.
|
| 00:49:37 | I'm pat van ranken
from next door.
|
| 00:49:39 | You loaned my wife
a bag of flour, remember?
|
| 00:49:42 | I wonder if I could
borrow it back.
|
| 00:49:44 | Borrow it back?
|
| 00:49:47 | Yeah, I'm making chili.
|
| 00:49:48 | You don't use flour
to make chili.
|
| 00:49:51 | Open the door, freak.
|
| 00:49:53 | Open the door!
|
| 00:49:54 | Open the door!
|
| 00:49:55 | Open it!
|
| 00:50:03 | Hello?
|
| 00:50:06 | The line's dead.
|
| 00:50:31 | Sharona: Okay,
we'll meet you there.
|
| 00:50:33 | The captain's on his way.
|
| 00:50:35 | Monk: Can't you go
any faster?
|
| 00:50:36 | oh, my god,
you must be really worried.
|
| 00:50:39 | [ Glass shattering ]
[ coughing ]
oh, god, no.
|
| 00:51:09 | Call --
call the fire department.
|
| 00:51:11 | Call 911.
|
| 00:51:12 | Adrian,
what are you doing?
|
| 00:51:14 | Adrian,
!
|
| 00:51:16 | He's still in there!
|
| 00:51:17 | !
|
| 00:51:18 | Sharona, he can't leave!
|
| 00:51:20 | Ambrose!
|
| 00:51:24 | Ambrose!
|
| 00:51:26 | Ambrose!
|
| 00:51:28 | Ambrose: Adrian?
|
| 00:51:29 | Ambrose!
|
| 00:51:31 | Adrian?
|
| 00:51:32 | Ambrose, we've got
to get out of here!
|
| 00:51:34 | Yeah, I can't find
number 8.
|
| 00:51:36 | What?
|
| 00:51:37 | I can't find number 8.
|
| 00:51:37 | Where's number 8?
|
| 00:51:39 | Forget about the mugs!
|
| 00:51:41 | Get your hands up!
|
| 00:51:43 | Van ranken.
|
| 00:51:43 | Thank god you guys are here.
|
| 00:51:44 | I saw the smoke --
put your hands
on your head.
|
| 00:51:47 | Hands on your head!
|
| 00:51:49 | Turn around.
|
| 00:51:49 | Turn around.
|
| 00:51:51 | You might be interested
to know
we just found
your wife's body
20 minutes ago
in the state park.
|
| 00:51:56 | I can't wait
to meet your girlfriend.
|
| 00:51:58 | When's she get back from --
where is it, argentina?
|
| 00:52:01 | Come on.
|
| 00:52:02 | Come on.
|
| 00:52:02 | No!
|
| 00:52:04 | Come on, ambrose!
|
| 00:52:05 | I can't.
|
| 00:52:06 | You -- you go.
|
| 00:52:07 | I need you.
|
| 00:52:08 | I need you.
|
| 00:52:09 | I-i can't lose you.
|
| 00:52:11 | Adrian, you go. you go.
|
| 00:52:13 | Ambrose, please,
for trudy's sake.
|
| 00:52:17 | [ Siren wailing ]
[ both coughing ]
oh, my god!
|
| 00:52:30 | Are you okay?
|
| 00:52:33 | I can't believe
I --
I can't believe
you came out.
|
| 00:52:38 | [ Coughs ]
I'm out?
|
| 00:52:41 | You're outside.
|
| 00:52:45 | You're outside.
|
| 00:52:50 | I'm outside.
|
| 00:52:53 | ..
|
| 00:52:56 | I'm outside.
|
| 00:52:58 | I knew you could do it.
|
| 00:53:02 | My brother
brought me outside.
|
| 00:53:06 | Yeah. he did.
|
| 00:53:11 | ..
|
| 00:53:14 | You've been looking
for this.
|
| 00:53:18 | He brought me outside.
|
| 00:53:21 | I'm outside.
|
| 00:53:24 | Yes, you are.
|
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|
| 00:54:19 | On the inside.
|
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|
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that should be bronzed.
|
| 00:54:25 | And an immune system
..
|
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|
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|
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|
| 00:55:23 | You'll never guess
who's here.
|
| 00:55:28 | Go ahead, try to guess.
|
| 00:55:34 | You give up?
|
| 00:55:55 | Okay?
|
| 00:56:00 | Can I go home now?
|
| 00:56:02 | You want to stop and grab
a bite first somewhere?
|
| 00:56:05 | I think I'd rather
just go home.
|
| 00:56:08 | Yeah, I thought
you might.
|
| 00:56:15 | Would you like
to help me clean up?
|
| 00:56:18 | Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.
|
| 00:56:20 | I thought you'd never ask.
|
| 00:56:23 | Maybe we could start
with the living room.
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