| 00:00:00 | See, I got some pictures here of lamont
when he was a baby.
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| 00:00:04 | Now, you tell me.
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| 00:00:05 | He's got some pictures of lamont
when he was a baby. then you tell him.
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| 00:00:07 | See, now that's a picture of lamont when
he was a baby.
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| 00:00:10 | That's lamont when he was a baby.
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| 00:00:12 | See, now, grady, you remember when lamont
was born.
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| 00:00:14 | Now, you tell me, who's he look like?
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| 00:00:16 | Uh, yeah.
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| 00:00:17 | He looks just like you, grip.
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| 00:00:19 | Give me that.
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| 00:00:26 | Let--let--let's have another drink.
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| 00:00:30 | ♪ Hurts so bad ♪
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| 00:00:30 | .. ♪
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| 00:00:33 | hello.
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| 00:00:34 | That's got to be little lamont.
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| 00:00:38 | Hello.
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| 00:00:39 | You don't recognize me, do you?
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| 00:00:41 | Remember me?
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| 00:00:42 | No, I don't think so.
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| 00:00:43 | See that, he don't even remember you, grip.
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| 00:00:45 | Yeah, he don't remember you, grip.
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| 00:00:47 | Sure, he remembers grip.
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| 00:00:49 | Big money grip.
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| 00:00:50 | I used to give you money to go to the store
for me.
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| 00:00:52 | I used to let you read my girly magazines.
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| 00:00:55 | Remember "whiz bang smokehouse monthly"?
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| 00:00:58 | Hey, big money grip.
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| 00:01:00 | How you doin', man?
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| 00:01:01 | Right.
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| 00:01:02 | I even taught you a little dance
that we used to do together.
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| 00:01:04 | We used to ride next to each other
and did our dance.
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| 00:01:08 | Still look like we make a good team, huh,
fred?
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| 00:01:10 | Yeah. yeah. good team of mules.
|
| 00:01:12 | Say, lamont, I got a present for you out
in my car.
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| 00:01:16 | Brought it all the way from st. louis.
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| 00:01:19 | Let's go get it.
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| 00:01:20 | Grip, you didn't have to bring me no present.
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| 00:01:22 | I wanted to do it.
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| 00:01:23 | All rit.
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| 00:01:24 | Little lamont.
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| 00:01:25 | Big money grip.
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| 00:01:29 | He kiddin', wasn't he, grady?
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| 00:01:31 | I mean, grip was kiddin', wasn't he?
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| 00:01:33 | Well--well, you know what they say, fred.
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| 00:01:35 | Mama's baby, papa's maybe.
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| 00:01:40 | Shut up, grady.
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| 00:01:43 | I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
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| 00:01:46 | Hear that, elizabeth?
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| 00:01:47 | Is that true what grip said about you and
him and lamont?
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| 00:01:51 | Huh?
|
| 00:01:53 | Is it, elizabeth?
|
| 00:02:48 | [ Female Announcer ]
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attract so much fine dirt
on hard floors
you may never go back
to your old vacuum.
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| 00:02:53 | [ Funny Voice ] HEY, VACUUM,
Wanna attract more fine dirt?
|
| 00:02:58 | Then try the static balloon!
|
| 00:03:01 | [ squeaking ]
Now who's attractive?
|
| 00:03:04 | [ Female Announcer ]
Sorry, vacuum.
|
| 00:03:06 | Swiffer sweepervac
has both a powerful vacuum
and electrostatic dry cloths,
to trap and lock
fine dirt, dust, and hair
better than
a leading upright vacuum,
or your money back.
|
| 00:03:15 | ♪ She blinded me with science ♪
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| 00:05:07 | hi, son.
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| 00:05:10 | How come you're acting so weird today?
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| 00:05:11 | I'm not acting weird.
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| 00:05:13 | I'm acting like a father
because I feel fatherly.
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| 00:05:17 | Don't you feel son-erly?
|
| 00:05:21 | I feel like I'm never gonna finish
this chicken noodle and tuna on rye.
|
| 00:05:25 | [Knock on door]
I'll get that.
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| 00:05:27 | Yeah, why don't you do that?
|
| 00:05:29 | What do you mean-- why can't you say,
why don't you do that, pop?
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| 00:05:32 | You realize you haven't called me pop all
day?
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| 00:05:34 | [Knock on door]
would you see who that is, pop?
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| 00:05:37 | I sure would appreciate it, pop.
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| 00:05:39 | Thank you very much, pop.
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| 00:05:41 | Now, there. there's 3 pops. ok, pop?
|
| 00:05:45 | That's fine, son.
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| 00:05:47 | I'll see who's at the door, son.
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| 00:05:49 | I hope it's somebody we want to see, son.
|
| 00:05:52 | Yeah, that's my son.
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| 00:05:54 | No kiddin' about it.
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| 00:05:55 | I really do hope it's somebody
we wanna see, 'cause you know what?
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| 00:05:58 | Some--son of a gun.
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| 00:06:02 | Esther.
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| 00:06:03 | How you feel?
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| 00:06:04 | I feel fine, fred.
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| 00:06:05 | And I ain't got no money to loan you.
|
| 00:06:08 | If that's why you asked me over here,
I might as well go.
|
| 00:06:10 | No. wait a minute.
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| 00:06:11 | I didn't ask you over here to borrow no money.
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| 00:06:13 | If I wanted some money,
I'd have asked you over the phone.
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| 00:06:15 | Hello there, aunt esther.
|
| 00:06:16 | Hello, lamont.
|
| 00:06:17 | Hey, pop, I got to make a few pickups on
the truck.
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| 00:06:19 | I'll be right back.
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| 00:06:20 | Ok, son.
|
| 00:06:21 | Take it easy, son,
and be careful, son.
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| 00:06:24 | Bye, son.
|
| 00:06:27 | Now, what you call me over here for, fred?
|
| 00:06:29 | Uh, sit down, esther.
|
| 00:06:30 | Take the load off.
|
| 00:06:33 | Let's get it over with, fred.
|
| 00:06:35 | I don't like being alone in the house
with a unmarried man.
|
| 00:06:49 | Listen, esther.
|
| 00:06:51 | If we were alone on a raft
in the middle of the ocean,
I'd rather kiss an octopus in the mouth.
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| 00:07:00 | Oh, go kiss your octopus.
|
| 00:07:04 | Well, listen, neither one of us
don't have to worry about nothing like that.
|
| 00:07:07 | Now, listen here, esther.
|
| 00:07:08 | I just want to have a confidential conversation
with you about elizabeth.
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| 00:07:13 | My sister elizabeth?
|
| 00:07:14 | Now, look, esther.
|
| 00:07:14 | This is just between me and you.
|
| 00:07:16 | ..
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| 00:07:21 | Dilly dally while we were married?
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| 00:07:23 | Fred sanford, you ought to be ashamed
to even let something like that
come out of your heathenous mouth.
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| 00:07:29 | My baby sister was as pure as the driven
snow.
|
| 00:07:33 | Yeah, but who was doin' the drivin'?
|
| 00:07:42 | Just a chicken-pickin' minute, sucker.
|
| 00:07:48 | Elizabeth was faithful to you
until the day she died.
|
| 00:07:52 | Only someone with a foul mind
and a foul mouth could come up
with such a foul idea.
|
| 00:07:59 | Fred sanford, you foul.
|
| 00:08:03 | You are a foul heathen.
|
| 00:08:04 | But I'm a happy foul heathen.
|
| 00:08:06 | [Knocking on door]
you bet--gonna get the door.
|
| 00:08:08 | I'm the happiest foul heathen you ever seen.
|
| 00:08:10 | I'm so happy to find out all that good stuff
you just told me, esther, I don't know what
to do.
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| 00:08:14 | I appreciate it.
|
| 00:08:16 | Hey, grip. hey.
|
| 00:08:17 | I'm glad you came.
|
| 00:08:18 | I just got some important information
from my sister-in-law here.
|
| 00:08:21 | Oh, is this lady your sister-in-law?
|
| 00:08:23 | Uh, this is my sister-in-law,
I ain't said nothin' about no ladies.
|
| 00:08:28 | Don't pay no attention to this uncivilized
heathen.
|
| 00:08:32 | I'm esther anderson.
|
| 00:08:33 | Who are you?
|
| 00:08:34 | Oh, I'm grip madlock from st. louis.
|
| 00:08:37 | Remember me?
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| 00:08:38 | Big money grip madlock?
|
| 00:08:41 | The one and only.
|
| 00:08:42 | Sure I remember you.
|
| 00:08:44 | my sister elizabeth used to be crazy
about you.
|
| 00:08:52 | Well, what brings you to town?
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| 00:08:53 | Grip, tell her what you told me yesterday,
and then she got something to tell you.
|
| 00:08:58 | Now, listen to this, esther.
|
| 00:08:59 | Go on. I'm all ears.
|
| 00:09:00 | you're all mouth,
but listen anyway.
|
| 00:09:05 | Well, it's very simple.
|
| 00:09:08 | Lamont sanford is my son.
|
| 00:09:10 | What did you say, sucker?
|
| 00:09:25 | ..
|
| 00:09:27 | Lamont is my son.
|
| 00:09:30 | You hear that, esther?
|
| 00:09:31 | Now, grip and your sister elizabeth--
stop!
|
| 00:09:35 | "There is no peace," sayeth the lord unto
the wicked.
|
| 00:09:39 | Get thee behind me, satan,
but I'm gonna get behind you,
because I'm gonna put my foot in your--
esther! esther!
|
| 00:09:52 | ..
|
| 00:09:55 | You don't have to do nothin', esther.
|
| 00:09:57 | See, now, listen, grip.
|
| 00:09:58 | This is elizabeth's sister
and if anybody should know,
she should.
|
| 00:10:02 | And she swears that elizabeth
was pure as the driven snow.
|
| 00:10:05 | And you're lookin' at the only driver
she ever had.
|
| 00:10:11 | Don't make no difference what either one
of you says.
|
| 00:10:15 | I know the truth,
and that's why I'm here today--
to tell lamont so he can decide on who he
wants to be with.
|
| 00:10:22 | Lamont?
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| 00:10:22 | You gonna tell lamont a deliberate lie?
|
| 00:10:24 | It ain't a lie. it's true.
|
| 00:10:27 | God shall smite thee,
but I can't wait.
|
| 00:10:29 | Fred, why don't we both beat the hell
out of him right now?
|
| 00:10:34 | I'll get the butcher knife!
|
| 00:10:35 | Hey, what's going on in here?
|
| 00:10:37 | What's going on in here?
|
| 00:10:38 | Ain't nothin' going on, son.
|
| 00:10:39 | Uh, grip here was just leaving.
|
| 00:10:41 | Not until I tell lamont
what I have to tell him.
|
| 00:10:43 | You don't wanna hear this, lamont.
|
| 00:10:45 | Well, grip, I guess your little visit is
over now.
|
| 00:12:28 | And you're welcome to say good-bye
and so long and adios.
|
| 00:12:33 | And arrivederci.
|
| 00:12:34 | In short, you can get the hell out of here.
|
| 00:12:38 | Wait a minute.
|
| 00:12:40 | Don't let him leave
till he promises to stop telling that wicked
lie
about my sister.
|
| 00:12:45 | What do I have to do to prove it's true?
|
| 00:12:47 | Just tell the truth, sucker.
|
| 00:12:49 | For the truth shall make you free.
|
| 00:12:51 | That's john.
|
| 00:12:52 | don't tell no lie
'cause the lie can find you dead.
|
| 00:12:56 | That's fred.
|
| 00:12:59 | you lived at 3207 enright
in st. louis, right?
|
| 00:13:04 | That's right.
|
| 00:13:05 | I came around one evening
while everyone was asleep
and sneaked in her room.
|
| 00:13:12 | That's a lie.
|
| 00:13:12 | Oh, wait a minute, fred. wait a minute!
|
| 00:13:14 | no, no, I'll take care of
it.
|
| 00:13:15 | I'll handle it. I'll handle it.
|
| 00:13:17 | We'll soon find out.
|
| 00:13:19 | Which one was elizabeth's room, chump?
|
| 00:13:22 | It was a room off the kitchen.
|
| 00:13:24 | See, how he lyin'?
|
| 00:13:24 | The room off the kitchen was my room.
|
| 00:13:26 | ..
|
| 00:13:34 | It was the room that faced out on the backyard.
|
| 00:13:38 | That was my room.
|
| 00:13:40 | You know what I think, esther?
|
| 00:13:41 | I think grip was in your room.
|
| 00:13:44 | Now, listen, esther.
|
| 00:13:45 | Did anybody ever sneak in your room one night--
..
|
| 00:13:48 | 'Cause you know the truth shall make you
free.
|
| 00:13:51 | Did you use to sleep
with big curlers in your hair?
|
| 00:13:55 | I don't wanna hear anymore of this.
|
| 00:13:58 | it was you, wasn't it,
esther?
|
| 00:14:01 | Wasn't it you?
|
| 00:14:02 | You?
|
| 00:14:03 | Her?
|
| 00:14:04 | He that is without sin among you,
let him cast the first stone.
|
| 00:14:10 | No, wait a minute.
|
| 00:14:11 | Wait a minute, esther.
|
| 00:14:14 | Don't leave yet.
|
| 00:14:15 | Stay here and tell us all about it.
|
| 00:14:18 | Whether he be a sinner or no,
I know not,
but one thing I know--
that whereas I was blind, now I see.
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| 00:14:28 | Amen.
|
| 00:14:29 | Praise the lord.
|
| 00:14:31 | Glory be.
|
| 00:14:32 | Whoo! hallelujah. hallelujah. whoo!
|
| 00:14:48 | Listen here, grip.
|
| 00:14:50 | You might as well go, too, now,
because at first, I was mad at you.
|
| 00:14:54 | Now I feel sorry for you.
|
| 00:14:57 | I really do.
|
| 00:14:58 | I feel sorry for you
because you don't know the difference between
a woman
and a crocodile.
|
| 00:15:06 | ..and her?
|
| 00:15:10 | Unh!
|
| 00:17:40 | starqualified
elite
is all set up.
|
| 00:17:43 | Fantastic.
|
| 00:17:44 | How can they afford a brandnew washer dryer
right now?
|
| 00:17:47 | ..
|
| 00:17:48 | ...Something's going on.
|
| 00:17:49 | Smart shopping'swhat's going on.
|
| 00:17:51 | Anyone can buy newappliances through the
sears layaway plan.
|
| 00:17:54 | You just lock down themodel you want now
and pay over 8 weeks.
|
| 00:17:57 | I want her life.
|
| 00:18:00 | I want her new washer.
|
| 00:18:01 | Appliance layaway.choose now, pay over time.
|
| 00:18:04 | Get up to 20%off all appliances.
|
| 00:18:06 | Sears. life. well spent.
|
| 00:18:09 | That, pop.
|
| 00:18:10 | Aunt esther and grip.
|
| 00:18:11 | you know, I'm so glad, son,
that we got a chance to clear up your mother's
name
and find out the truth about grip.
|
| 00:18:17 | And also--the best part was hearing you say
how--how much I meant to you.
|
| 00:18:22 | And it's gonna be sanford and son forever.
|
| 00:18:26 | Hey, I meant it, pop.
|
| 00:18:27 | Hey, you know what? I feel like celebratin'.
|
| 00:18:29 | Why don't we run upstairs
and get cleaned up and go out and have dinner?
|
| 00:18:32 | My treat.
|
| 00:18:33 | You serious? yeah, I'm serious.
|
| 00:18:35 | You know what, son? what, pop?
|
| 00:18:37 | I like you.
|
| 00:18:38 | You're a good kid.
|
| 00:18:39 | Hey, it's hereditary.
|
| 00:18:40 | Come on. let's go.
|
| 00:18:41 | Wait a minute. wait a minute.
|
| 00:18:44 | Aunt esther.
|
| 00:18:46 | And grip.
|
| 00:18:47 | Both: Ugh.
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