The Brady Bunch - Adios, Johnny Bravo   View more episodes

Aired at 08:00 AM on Thursday, May 20, 2010 (5/20/2010)      View all transcripts from this day

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00:00:00I got seconds on the phone.
00:00:02After me.
00:00:03Please tell me what's going on.
00:00:05We're the hottest new singing group in town.
00:00:08After our audition for hal barton ..
00:00:12And she turned out to be an agent.
00:00:14Greg: She wants us to phone her in the morning.
00:00:16The morning, and I don't have a thing to wear.
00:00:19Now, there's a switch-- dressing up for a phone call.
00:00:22Congratulations, greg.
00:00:23It sounds like you kids have had an exciting day.
00:00:26It has been.
00:00:27Thanks, mom.
00:00:29Congratulations, mrs. brady.
00:00:31Thanks, alice.
00:00:32You know, I couldn't be more proud if I were the mother of the mormon tabernacle choir.
00:00:37Hi, how's dinner coming?
00:00:38Hi, honey.
00:00:39Dinner will be ready in a minute.
00:00:41And where's the mail?
00:00:43I left it on the counter.
00:00:45Oh.
00:00:46Only one letter?
00:00:47Hey, this is for greg.
00:00:48Oh, golly, in all the excitement about show business I forgot to give it to him.
00:00:53I see it's from state university.
00:00:55And what's wrong with greg going to my old alma mater?
00:00:58Nothing at all.
00:00:59You're always talking about him going to norton college.
00:01:02Wherever he goes, the important thing is he gets a good education.
00:01:05.. that's why I think it would be great if he went to state.
00:01:09Why you would want your son to go to a college that lost 35 football games is a mystery to me.
00:01:15(clock ticking) (clock strikes the hour) (all shouting) Guys, just relax.
00:01:25Look, if we call right on the dot it's going to make us look anxious.
00:01:29Well, we areanxious.
00:01:31Let me handle it.
00:01:31Peter: Get a load of mr. cool.
00:01:33Come on, greg, don't be late.
00:01:36Come on, call.
00:01:37Okay, okay.
00:01:56Tammy cutler, please.
00:01:58Yes, I'll hold.
00:02:00Is she there?
00:02:00She's coming.
00:02:02Hello, tammy?
00:02:03This is greg.
00:02:04Greg brady.
00:02:06We met yesterday at the tv station, remember?
00:02:09The profile for the record album?
00:02:12Yeah!
00:02:13Yeah, huh?
00:02:14Sure.
00:02:15Sure we could.
00:02:17..
00:02:19Okay.
00:02:19We'll see you then.
00:02:21.. good-bye.
00:02:22When's the appointment?
00:02:24Right away.
00:02:25Let's go.
00:02:26She said I should come alone.
00:02:28Why? how come?
00:02:29I guess she figures 'cause I'm the oldest, I'm the leader.
00:02:32Marcia: We have to stay together.
00:02:33Well, look, I can make the deal for all of us, okay?
00:02:39Okay, fine. okay. okay.
00:02:42Okay. okay.
00:02:44This is wild.
00:02:45What an office!
00:02:46It's a place to hang my beads.
00:02:48It's great!
00:02:49.. 4:00 for the dub down.
00:02:52Oh, greg, meet my partner buddy berkman.
00:02:55Well!
00:02:56How do you do, mr. berkman?
00:02:59Okay, beautiful, beautiful.
00:03:01Out of sight!
00:03:03Dynamite!
00:03:04Dynamite-o.
00:03:05Listen, I brought along a tape of our group.
00:03:07Oh, that won't be necessary, babe.
00:03:09I thought you'd like to hear how we sound.
00:03:12.. terrific.
00:03:13Would you like to play the guitar?
00:03:15There you go.
00:03:16Wail on that.
00:03:17Oh, do it, man, do it.
00:03:18Let's get it on.
00:03:19Oh, I can dig this.
00:03:21Yeah, I can dig it.
00:03:23(strumming in blues style) Hey, okay.
00:03:28Oh, that's righteous.
00:03:29(exclaiming) Hey, perfect, perfect.
00:03:34Oh, this guy's terrific.
00:03:36What a find!
00:03:37I hope he fits the suit.
00:03:39..
00:03:41I never miss.
00:03:41Oh, hey, I like that.
00:03:43Okay, all right.
00:03:45Very good.
00:03:46Very nice.
00:03:50.. oh, solid.
00:03:52Well, look.
00:03:55Want to slip into this, love?
00:03:57Oh, wow!
00:04:00Buddy: Mm-hmm.
00:04:01Like perfect.
00:04:03Righteous.
00:04:03Did I tell you I never miss?
00:04:05This is really something.
00:04:06All six of us get an outfit like this?
00:04:09Just you, babe.
00:04:10..
00:04:12Hey, as of now, you're solo.
00:04:14You're going to be a monster.
00:04:16You won't be in the top 20-- you'llbe the top 20.
00:04:18You don't understand-- I'm part of a group.
00:04:21No,you don't understand!
00:04:23You're notyou anymore.
00:04:25I don't follow.
00:04:26You are a superstar.
00:04:27You are the new johnny bravo!
00:04:30Tammy: Johnny bravo!
00:04:32Johnny bravo?
00:04:33Both: Johnny bravo!
00:04:38Johnny bravo.
00:04:39Tammy: Wow!
00:04:40Buddy: Dynamite.
00:04:42Marcia: Hey, greg.
00:04:43What took you so long?
00:04:44Jan, cindy-- greg's here.
00:04:46What happened?
00:04:46When do we start?
00:04:47You said I play the organ?
00:04:49I didn't have a chance, bobby.
00:04:51Tell us what happened?
00:04:52Yeah, when do we get famous?
00:04:54Well,wedon't, cindy.
00:04:56You mean, you blew the deal?
00:04:57.. no, I don't mean that either...
00:05:01Exactly.
00:05:01Whatdoyou mean exactly?
00:05:04.. they just wanted to sign... me.
00:05:10Alone?
00:05:11All by yourself?
00:05:13Without us?
00:05:14.. as in star.
00:05:17.. as in sellout.
00:05:22That's dirty.
00:05:23You're breaking up the act.
00:05:26Greg, how could you?
00:05:31Honest, they just wanted to sign me the new johnny bravo.
00:05:34They said I'm going to be a big star.
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00:09:48You're going to be called johnny bravo?
00:09:50The platter jockeys are waiting to freak out over my album and I haven't even recorded it yet.
00:09:55What happens when you record it?
00:09:57I go on the road and plug it.
00:09:59Where?
00:10:00Like all over, man.
00:10:01The whole country.
00:10:02Let me ask you a question.
00:10:04Now, how do you plan to do all of this and go to college at the same time?
00:10:09Good question.
00:10:11Well, I thought so.
00:10:12I'll give it some serious thought, dad.
00:10:15I think you better give it a lot of serious thought.
00:10:19Right.
00:10:26Did he call me "man"?
00:10:29I think so.
00:10:33Hi.
00:10:34(sighs) What's all the excitement about?
00:10:39Of all the phony plastic names-- johnny bravo.
00:10:43They should have called him benedict arnold.
00:10:46Our group will sound better without him.
00:10:48Lots better.
00:10:49We can get a new name.
00:10:51How about the brady five?
00:10:53How about the sour grapes?
00:10:55What's that supposed to mean, alice?
00:10:58Well, it sounds to me like you're putting greg down because something great happened to him and not to you.
00:11:06And greg deserted us.
00:11:07But greg didn't-- the agent did.
00:11:09Now, try to put yourself in his spot.
00:11:12What would you have done?
00:11:15Maybe what he did.
00:11:16..
00:11:17No, after all, they didn't want us.
00:11:19..
00:11:20He didn't have any choice.
00:11:21.. no, you would, too.
00:11:23I like this conversation.
00:11:25It goes right to the point.
00:11:27Come on, you two.
00:11:29Where?
00:11:30To tell peter and bobby that we should stop acting like jealous brats.
00:11:34Can't I still be jealous without being a brat?
00:11:38Marcia: Greg?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:46Hi.
00:11:47Hi.
00:11:50Greg?
00:11:51Mm-hmm?
00:11:51We just wanted to apologize.
00:11:55We hope you make it as a star.
00:11:56Hey, we're going to start a scrapbook put in all your clippings.
00:12:00Cindy: Yeah, with your name on it.
00:12:02And we're also going to start the very first johnny bravo fan club.
00:12:08Thanks for understanding.
00:12:10.. how do pete and bobby feel about it now?
00:12:12We're really sorry about how we acted, too, greg.
00:12:15He's not greg anymore.
00:12:17He's johnny bravo.
00:12:18I meant johnny.
00:12:19Thanks, guys.
00:12:20We really think it's super, greg.
00:12:23Johnny.
00:12:24I'll be in charge of product distribution at school.
00:12:27For what?
00:12:28Johnny bravo t-shirts, locks of hair broken guitar strings.
00:12:31Don't forget autographs.
00:12:33We'll make up a million copies and sell them for 25 cents apiece.
00:12:36We'll take ten percent of the profits.
00:12:39Apiece.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:43Has greg said anything more to you about college?
00:12:46..
00:12:49Yet.
00:12:53Mom, dad.
00:12:54I'd like to talk to you for a minute.
00:12:56Grab a marigold and sit down.
00:12:59What's on your mind, greg?
00:13:01Well, you both said I'm an independent guy and should make my own decisions right?
00:13:06To a degree, yeah.
00:13:07Well, I made a decision about college.
00:13:10And?
00:13:11I'm not going.
00:13:14.. I have an appointment to see my agent this afternoon.
00:13:24Don't expect us to congratulate you on your decision.
00:13:28No, I figured you'd be disappointed.
00:13:31..
00:13:33Fame is a fleeting thing .. well, a college education will last you a lifetime.
00:13:39I know all that, mom.
00:13:42But I feel like right now I have to give a singing career a chance.
00:13:45And then in a couple of years college will ..
00:13:49Maybe.
00:13:51.. I made up my mind.
00:13:57Sorry.
00:14:05I agree with what you're thinking.
00:14:08Well, I think after he gets back I'm going to check out that music agent.
00:14:14Everything's squared away at home.
00:14:17I'm ready.
00:14:18Well, too much.
00:14:19Out of sight.
00:14:21Dynamite.
00:14:22Beautiful.
00:14:22Welcome aboard, johnny bravo.
00:14:25Thanks, tammy.
00:14:26Well, what's next?
00:14:27You just sit back relax and enjoy the ride.
00:14:35This is your p.r. man.
00:14:35He'll handle all your interviews, column plants photo sessions, radio and tv spots ..
00:14:42Oh, and one other thing.
00:14:44What's that?
00:14:45Girls!
00:14:46Here he is.
00:14:46Your very own johnny bravo.
00:14:49Do your thing, girls.
00:14:51(scream frantically) Tammy: Thank you.
00:15:02Terrific.
00:15:08Johnny, this here's your new attorney.
00:15:10He's got some papers for you to eyeball.
00:15:12It's all got to be like legal.
00:15:14All these?
00:15:15Uh-huh.
00:15:19What a session.
00:15:20What a groovy session.
00:15:21I can't wait to hear the tape.
00:15:23You're out of sight, baby.
00:15:24Did I really sound all right?
00:15:26Hang loose and listen.
00:15:27Hey, mama, you seen him, you dug him now, here he is with the beat that's sweet and the jive that's alive.
00:15:33Your very ownmuchacho-- johnny bravo!
00:15:36(music begins playing) ♪♪ Air in all the mountains and fresh air .. ♪♪
00:15:49that's me?
00:15:50The new johnny bravo.
00:15:51It's got to be a hit.
00:15:52No other way, what do you think, star?
00:15:55What happened to my voice?
00:15:56Well, just a little electronic sleight of hand.
00:15:59It's terrible, you can't even hear the words.
00:16:02Of course not.
00:16:06That's not the way I sound.
00:16:09You?
00:16:09Now, come on, baby.
00:16:10Don't get hung up on an ego trip.
00:16:12Who cares howyousound?
00:16:13We're after thesound.
00:16:15There's a lot of work in that record.
00:16:17What do you need me for?
00:16:18Because you fit the suit.
00:16:21The suit?
00:16:22Is that the reason you wanted me?
00:16:26Because I fit the suit?
00:16:27Well, there's an awful lot of bread in those threads, baby.
00:16:30Come on, it's a heavy promotion.
00:16:32 well, tammy, buddy I'm about to lay a new sound on you.
00:16:37What's that, babe?
00:16:38The sound of a guy taking a walk.
00:16:40What?
00:16:41Listen close.
00:16:45Adios, johnny bravo.
00:16:47Hey, johnny. hey.
00:16:48Hey, wait a second.
00:16:49Johnny.
00:16:52You know, that suit never did really fit right through the shoulders.
00:16:56Can you believe that?
00:16:57The only reason they wanted me is because I fit the suit.
00:17:01Oh, no.
00:17:02They didn't want me.
00:17:03They wanted a robot.
00:17:04You saved your father a trip to see them.
00:17:07You know, in one way we're sorry it happened but in another way I'd like to go on record saying we are very pleased.
00:17:14Mike?
00:17:14Are you sure you want to use the word "record"?
00:17:19You think this is the end of your singing career?
00:17:22No.
00:17:22This is the end of johnny bravo.
00:17:24I think greg brady still has a singing career.
00:17:37♪♪ Let me hear some of that good-time music ♪♪
00:17:41♪♪ that I love to hear ♪♪
00:17:44♪♪ I've got plenty of blues ♪♪
00:17:47♪♪ and sort of bad news ♪♪
00:17:48 ♪♪
00:17:54♪♪ well, there've been some times when I've been down ♪♪
00:17:59 ♪♪
00:18:01♪♪ I got to piece it back right and make a new flight ♪♪
00:18:07 ♪♪
00:18:13♪♪ there's no sense in walking around ♪♪
00:18:16♪♪ with your feet stuck to the ground ♪♪
00:18:20♪♪ it's much better to put yourself together ♪♪
00:18:24♪♪ create a lot of love and good vibes for humanity ♪♪
00:18:32 ♪♪
00:18:40♪♪ let me hear some of that good-time music ♪♪
00:18:45♪♪ that I love to hear ♪♪
00:18:48♪♪ I've got plenty of blues ♪♪
00:18:50♪♪ and sort of bad news ♪♪
00:18:52 ♪♪
00:18:58♪♪ well, there been some times ♪♪
00:19:00♪♪ when I've been down ♪♪
00:19:03♪♪ more so recently ♪♪
00:19:05♪♪ I got to piece it back right, make a new flight ♪♪
00:19:11 ♪♪
00:19:16♪♪ there's no sense in walking around ♪♪
00:19:19♪♪ with your feet stuck to the ground ♪♪
00:19:23♪♪ it's much better to put your stuff together ♪♪
00:19:27♪♪ create a lot of love and good vibes for humanity ♪♪
00:19:34 ♪♪
00:19:40.. ♪♪
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00:22:58(knock at door) Come in.
00:23:03..
00:23:04I've been studying these college pamphlets you gave me.
00:23:07And?
00:23:08..
00:23:09..
00:23:15But state has a lot to offer, too.
00:23:18.. you think you might go to state, greg?
00:23:24No.
00:23:25(laughs): NORTON.
00:23:27No.
00:23:27(laughs) Where are you going to go?
00:23:30I mean, there's been lots to consider.
00:23:33But after reading these pamphlets I know exactly what to do.
00:23:37What?
00:23:38Take a couple years off to travel.
00:23:39Can I have the keys to the car?
00:23:41Get out of here.
00:23:45Good night.
00:23:46Good night.
00:23:49That kid.
00:23:58[Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT Of education and NICKELODEON] ♪♪ Here's the storyof a lovely lady ♪♪
00:24:31♪♪ who was bringing upthree very lovely girls ♪♪
00:24:35♪♪ all of themhad hair of gold ♪♪
00:24:38♪♪ like their mother ♪♪
00:24:39♪♪ the youngest onein curls ♪♪
00:24:42♪♪ it's the storyof a man named brady ♪♪
00:24:46♪♪ who was busy withthree boys of his own ♪♪
00:24:50♪♪ they were four menliving all together ♪♪
00:24:54♪♪ yet they wereall alone ♪♪
00:24:57♪♪ till the one day when ♪♪
00:24:59♪♪ the lady met this fellow ♪♪
00:25:01♪♪ and they knew that it was ♪♪
00:25:03♪♪ much more than a hunch ♪♪
00:25:05♪♪ that this group ♪♪
00:25:06♪♪ must somehow form a family ♪♪
00:25:09♪♪ that's the way we all ♪♪
00:25:11♪♪ became the brady bunch ♪♪
00:25:12♪♪ the brady bunch ♪♪
00:25:15♪♪ the brady bunch ♪♪
00:25:17♪♪ that's the way we became ♪♪
00:25:20 ♪♪
00:25:25[Captioning sponsored by THEU.S. DEPARTMENT Of education and NICKELODEON] Come on, cindy.
00:25:49Couldn't I stay out here for three days?
00:25:51Oh, stop stalling.
00:25:53Mom, can't we make a deal?
00:25:55I'm not monty hall.
00:25:56Besides, making a deal is what got us into all this trouble.
00:25:59Now, come on.
00:26:01Sure you wouldn't like me to mow the lawn?
00:26:04No.
00:26:04Wash the car?
00:26:05 I want you to march straight in that house and tell your father what you did.
00:26:09How about if I phone it to him-- like, from florida?
00:26:13Come on, cindy.
00:26:13How can a little kid like me have such a big mouth?
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