| 00:00:00 | I think the gum is blood
flavored.
|
| 00:00:03 | Wait.
|
| 00:00:05 | Yeah. definitely blood flavored.
|
| 00:00:07 | [Captioning made possible by
turner entertainment group]
[captioned by the national
captioning institute
--www.ncicap.org--] [ Male Announcer ] WHOSE
Idea was this?
|
| 00:01:35 | It says that when you buya grand caravan,
dodge will give you 60 days to decide if
you want to keep it.
|
| 00:01:42 | That's ridiculous.
|
| 00:01:44 | Look at it.
|
| 00:01:45 | It's got seatingfor up to seven,
a smooth v6 engine
and a five star government crash test rating.
|
| 00:01:51 | Why would you need 60 days,really, who is
that indecisive?
|
| 00:01:55 | The dodge "you won't need 60 days to decide
but we'll give it to you anyway" event.
|
| 00:04:20 | >> ♪♪ My name is shake zula
the mike ruler
the old-schooler
you want to trip
I'll bring it to ya ♪♪
|
| 00:04:28 | >> ♪♪ frylock and I'm on top
rock you like a cop
meatwad, you're up next
with your knock-knock ♪♪
|
| 00:04:33 | >> ♪♪ meatwad make
the money, see?
|
| 00:04:36 | Meatwad get the honeys, g
drivin' in my car
livin' like a star
ice on my fingers and my toes
and I'm a taurus
uh, check-check it, yeah ♪♪
|
| 00:04:47 | >> ♪♪ 'cause we are
the aqua teens
make the homeys say ho
and the girlies want to scream
'cause we are the aqua teens
make the homeys say ho
and the girlies want to scream ♪♪
|
| 00:04:58 | "
number one in the 'hood, g.
|
| 00:05:02 | [Captioning made possible by
turner entertainment group]
>> you know what?
|
| 00:05:06 | I want a dog.
|
| 00:05:08 | >> Well, let's go make one.
|
| 00:05:10 | >> Frylock, I want some money.
|
| 00:05:12 | >> Well, then get a job.
|
| 00:05:13 | >> He ge--da--da--
he gets what he wants.
|
| 00:05:16 | Just make it for him!
|
| 00:05:18 | 0,
all you need is the software,
some imagination,
and a 5,500-gallon radioactive
nuclear cooling facility.
|
| 00:05:27 | >> Where we gonna get one
of them?
|
| 00:05:28 | >> Have you seen what they're
doing back there?
|
| 00:05:31 | >> What are you talk' about?
|
| 00:05:32 | Back where?
|
| 00:05:34 | >> I'm telling!
|
| 00:05:34 | >> Telling on who?
|
| 00:05:35 | What?
|
| 00:05:36 | >> Meatwad and frylock.
|
| 00:05:37 | They told me not to tell anyone,
but I'm telling you.
|
| 00:05:40 | >> Why, what are they doing?
|
| 00:05:42 | [Beeping]
>> it ain't working.
|
| 00:05:49 | >> Oh, let's see.
|
| 00:05:50 | >> I'm gonna break it.
|
| 00:05:51 | >> Oh, you're supposed
to add dna.
|
| 00:05:53 | >> What's a dna?
|
| 00:05:54 | >> It stands for "do not--",
uh, "in my pool.
|
| 00:05:58 | "
>> see?
|
| 00:05:59 | See what they're doing?
|
| 00:06:00 | I don't know it even knows!
|
| 00:06:02 | >> Carl, do me a favor and spit
in that pool.
|
| 00:06:04 | >> Oh, you mean my pool?
|
| 00:06:05 | >> Oh, is this your pool?
|
| 00:06:07 | >> Yeah, it is.
|
| 00:06:07 | >> Can I go swimming?
|
| 00:06:08 | >> No, you may not.
|
| 00:06:09 | >> How about if I swim in it?
|
| 00:06:10 | >> No.
|
| 00:06:11 | >> Do you mind if we make
a dog in it?
|
| 00:06:13 | >> Yeah, I do mind,
very much, if that's cool.
|
| 00:06:15 | >> Yeah, he does mind.
|
| 00:06:15 | >> He hasn't been using it.
|
| 00:06:16 | >> That's not the point, it's--
>> he's going to very soon.
|
| 00:06:19 | >> Just 'cause I haven't been
using it doesn't mean, like,
here, turn it into a dog
laboratory.
|
| 00:06:24 | >> Come on, carl, we'll be done
with this dog in a minute.
|
| 00:06:26 | [Beeps]
>> [barks]
>> see?
|
| 00:06:28 | Look, uh--
wait a minute, that's weird.
|
| 00:06:30 | I don't think we ever put any
dna in there.
|
| 00:06:33 | >> Hey, surf's up!
|
| 00:06:34 | >> No, shake!
|
| 00:06:35 | >> What?
|
| 00:06:35 | I can't splash?
|
| 00:06:37 | [Buzzing]
[beeps]
>> [barks]
>> all right, my dog's ready.
|
| 00:06:46 | [Barks]
>> well.
|
| 00:06:50 | Look at that.
|
| 00:06:51 | >> Now that's a dog.
|
| 00:06:52 | >> Look at him, he's so cute.
|
| 00:06:54 | Yes, he is!
|
| 00:06:55 | Yes, he is.
|
| 00:06:56 | >> So, whatcha gonna name him?
|
| 00:06:57 | >> Call him something cute
like mr. something.
|
| 00:07:00 | Like mr. balls.
|
| 00:07:02 | Or how about, uh, ooh!
|
| 00:07:03 | Thunder pussy.
|
| 00:07:04 | >> Shut up, I got a name,
..
|
| 00:07:08 | Banana.
|
| 00:07:10 | Come here, hand banana.
|
| 00:07:12 | >> All those good ones and
that's the one you take?
|
| 00:07:14 | >> Yes, we like it.
|
| 00:07:16 | Best one in the whole world,
yes, you are.
|
| 00:07:18 | >> Hey, I gotta admit,
he is kind of cute.
|
| 00:07:21 | ..
|
| 00:07:23 | ..
|
| 00:07:26 | >> Ha ha ha!
|
| 00:07:27 | What do you think he means?
|
| 00:07:29 | "
like he's threatenin' me
or something.
|
| 00:07:32 | >> Who the hell are you talking
to, tubs?
|
| 00:07:35 | >> Uh, friggin hand banana
over there.
|
| 00:07:37 | "
[laughs]
>> come on, carl.
|
| 00:07:41 | He's a dog.
|
| 00:07:44 | See?
|
| 00:07:45 | >> Yeah.
|
| 00:07:46 | I'm just a dog.
|
| 00:07:48 | [Barks]
>> look at him.
|
| 00:07:50 | >> Keep it up, carl.
|
| 00:07:52 | They may just haul you off.
|
| 00:07:54 | >> You hear him?
|
| 00:07:55 | He's pretty funny.
|
| 00:07:55 | Ha ha!
|
| 00:07:56 | >> Come on, hand banana,
let's play.
|
| 00:07:58 | Get out here, get away from
the creepy man.
|
| 00:08:00 | >> [Barking]
..
|
| 00:08:03 | Tonight.
|
| 00:08:06 | >> Come on, boy!
|
| 00:08:07 | Come on!
|
| 00:08:08 | Here, boy!
|
| 00:08:08 | Here, boy!
|
| 00:08:09 | Come on, ok--ok, here goes!
|
| 00:08:11 | Fetch, boy, fetch!
|
| 00:08:16 | All right, that was fun!
|
| 00:08:18 | Let's do it again.
|
| 00:08:20 | >> Oh, great.
|
| 00:08:21 | Looks like our canine friend
left a little present here
on my chair.
|
| 00:08:26 | Yep.
|
| 00:08:27 | Someone delivered some
baked goods.
|
| 00:08:32 | How did he know I love
baked goods?
|
| 00:08:34 | Look at these,
they look delicious!
|
| 00:08:35 | >> I don't know.
|
| 00:08:36 | Maybe he's a pastry chef.
|
| 00:08:39 | Well, would you look at that.
|
| 00:08:40 | He is a pastry chef!
|
| 00:08:41 | >> Mm, these baguettes
are so fresh!
|
| 00:08:44 | I mean, these must've just come
out of the oven.
|
| 00:08:46 | Mmm.
|
| 00:08:47 | Excuse me.
|
| 00:08:47 | You know, that dog has really
brought this family together.
|
| 00:08:54 | He's really a good dog.
|
| 00:08:57 | >> What the hell?
|
| 00:08:58 | Oh, no, no, no, no.
|
| 00:08:59 | Bad boy.
|
| 00:09:00 | Bad boy.
|
| 00:09:00 | You live over there.
|
| 00:09:01 | Go--go back to the freaks.
|
| 00:09:03 | >> Who you callin' boy?
|
| 00:09:05 | My name's hand banana.
|
| 00:09:06 | >> What you--you talkin'
to me, here?
|
| 00:09:09 | >> No, not anymore.
|
| 00:09:10 | We're done talking.
|
| 00:09:11 | >> Hang on.
|
| 00:09:12 | Let me bend over and pick this
thing up--
hand banana, no!
|
| 00:09:16 | >> Your new dog is
one of a kind.
|
| 00:09:18 | He will roam the earth looking
for a match long after you're
dead, and watch out, your new
dog may try to mind link with
certain members of your family.
|
| 00:09:26 | Hah, good luck with that.
|
| 00:09:27 | >> He never mind linked with me.
|
| 00:09:29 | He's a good boy.
|
| 00:09:31 | >> Well, I tell you wh.
|
| 00:09:31 | As long as I get these muffins,
I don't give a crap what
he does.
|
| 00:09:35 | He's a winner in my book.
|
| 00:09:36 | In fact, I'm gonna make a couple
dogs tonight.
|
| 00:09:39 | Start a restaurant with them,
"
I'm gonna work on that name,
too, 'cause that does not seem
good to me.
|
| 00:09:45 | >> [Barking]
>> there's the hand banana!
|
| 00:09:48 | Good boy.
|
| 00:09:49 | >> Oh, he's not a boy anymore.
|
| 00:09:51 | He's a man,
'cause he just raped me!
|
| 00:09:53 | >> Do you think you could
back that up?
|
| 00:09:55 | >> Listen to this guy.
|
| 00:09:56 | Back that up--i got bruises
to prove it!
|
| 00:09:59 | >> No, no, I mean that ass.
|
| 00:10:01 | Back it up.
|
| 00:10:02 | Yeah.
|
| 00:10:03 | >> Do you hear what he's
saying here?
|
| 00:10:04 | >> Sounds like someone wants
to get raped again.
|
| 00:10:06 | >> Come on, carl, he hasn't even
been here one day.
|
| 00:10:08 | How can he possibly learn
the english language?
|
| 00:10:10 | >> Si.
|
| 00:10:11 | "
and rape.
|
| 00:10:16 | >> Yeah, you know it well.
|
| 00:10:17 | I bend over for the remote
and boom!
|
| 00:10:19 | You're there!
|
| 00:10:20 | >> Watch this.
|
| 00:10:21 | [Whines]
>> I'm sorry, carl, but I think
that you need to leave.
|
| 00:10:25 | You're upsettin' hand banana.
|
| 00:10:26 | >> Yeah, well, you know,
he upset me pretty bad, too.
|
| 00:10:30 | I don't know if I can sleep
anymore.
|
| 00:10:32 | You ever been raped by a dog?
|
| 00:10:34 | >> Uh-uh.
|
| 00:10:34 | >> See, think that's what hell
is like, you know,
constantly raped by dogs.
|
| 00:10:38 | >> Carl--
>> that, you know, I don't know
if I believe in god, but--
I think he must hate me.
|
| 00:10:42 | >> Carl!
|
| 00:10:43 | >> 'Cause he allowed you to
create a dog that constantly
rapes me!
|
| 00:10:45 | >> Ok, carl, that's it.
|
| 00:10:46 | Just go home, all right?
|
| 00:10:47 | >> Yeah, just go on home.
|
| 00:10:48 | >> You need to just go home
and lie down for awhile.
|
| 00:10:50 | >> Mm.
|
| 00:10:50 | Face down.
|
| 00:10:51 | >> If I see that dog again,
he's dead.
|
| 00:10:53 | >> Yeah, bye-bye.
|
| 00:10:54 | >> He's dead!
|
| 00:10:54 | >> Ok.
|
| 00:10:55 | See ya.
|
| 00:10:57 | [Ringing]
>> hello?
|
| 00:10:59 | >> Hey, carl, it's frylock.
|
| 00:11:00 | Look, I sent hand banana
to the pound, ok?
|
| 00:11:03 | I figured, hell, if he's raping
you, then he is a bad dog.
|
| 00:11:07 | >> Good.
|
| 00:11:08 | He's a friggin' menace.
|
| 00:11:09 | And, uh, you know, technically
he's supposed to be spayed,
and he ain't that, ha ha.
|
| 00:11:14 | I know that first hand.
|
| 00:11:16 | Go ahead, ask me how I know.
|
| 00:11:17 | Try it.
|
| 00:11:18 | Ask me.
|
| 00:11:19 | Ask me how I know.
|
| 00:11:20 | >> Uh, carl?
|
| 00:11:21 | H-hold on one second, ok?
|
| 00:11:26 | [Slurping]
mm-mm.
|
| 00:11:31 | Ahh, ok, I'm back, look.
|
| 00:11:32 | You don't need tworry about
|
| 00:00:20 | I'll give you $500 off.
|
| 00:00:23 | Great. show me the carfax.
|
| 00:00:26 | I'll throw in the oil changes.
|
| 00:00:27 | How about you show me the carfax?
|
| 00:00:28 | Is there anything I can do to put you in
this car today?
|
| 00:00:31 | ( laughs ) OKAY. JUST SHOW ME THE CARFAX.
|
| 00:00:34 | Anything else?
|
| 00:00:36 | ..
|
| 00:00:38 | Can help you choosea great used car.
|
| 00:00:40 | Learn about accidents,service records,
and previous ownersreported to carfax.
|
| 00:00:44 | It's free at thousandsof reputable dealers.
|
| 00:00:46 | "
took this amazing trip toSpain after college.
|
| 00:01:21 | And with my iphone,i checkedout hostels before
booking them.
|
| 00:01:26 | Shared pictures as I went -
my mom loved that.
|
| 00:01:32 | And I even downloaded this app,
which became my personaltranslator.
|
| 00:01:38 | Where's the train station?
|
| 00:01:41 | Dónde está la estación detren?
|
| 00:01:42 | All I really needed was myiPhone and my passport.
|
| 00:01:50 | ..
|
| 00:01:51 | ..
|
| 00:01:51 | everyone!
|
| 00:01:52 | .. - are just $5. - seriously?
|
| 00:01:56 | This will make a splash.
|
| 00:01:57 | rEVERYONE LOVES SUBWAY $5 FOOTLONGS.
|
| 00:01:59 | rSO MANY FAVORITES, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
|
| 00:02:02 | Subway. eat fresh.
|
| 00:02:05 | ramin.
|
| 00:02:06 | Not too long ago, had a little brain wave,
..
|
| 00:02:11 | "
so I told microsoft.
|
| 00:02:15 | And before you know it, windows 7,
and this snap feature.
|
| 00:02:17 | Now I'm working on a couple of things at
..
|
| 00:02:20 | I put one to the left. snap.
|
| 00:02:22 | I put one to the right snap.
|
| 00:02:24 | Simpler. just like I said.
|
| 00:02:26 | I think I'm a genius.
|
| 00:02:28 | I'm going to walk away with my genius now.
|
| 00:02:30 | ♪♪ ♪♪
|
| 00:02:31 | I'm a pc. windows 7 was my idea.
|
| 00:02:36 | way
question.
|
| 00:02:37 | To prove it, paul
will browse the web.
|
| 00:02:40 | And mike will text kgb.
|
| 00:02:41 | what's,
"i surrender", in japanese?
|
| 00:02:44 | What?
|
| 00:02:46 | Hacke-yo-o-i!
|
| 00:02:47 | [Drumming,
..]
[phone beeps]
akirameru.
|
| 00:02:54 | [Sumo growls,
..]
..kakattekoi debuccho!
|
| 00:02:58 | [Sumo growls, paul screams]
Man: For answers not links,
text your questions to 542542.
|
| 00:03:03 | [Sumo growls]
>> ♪♪ my name is shake zula
the mike ruler
the old-schooler
you want to trip
I'll bring it to ya ♪♪
|
| 00:03:29 | >> ♪♪ frylock and I'm on top
rock you like a cop
meatwad, you're up next
with your knock-knock ♪♪
|
| 00:03:34 | >> ♪♪ meatwad make
the money, see?
|
| 00:03:37 | Meatwad get the honeys, g
drivin' in my car
livin' like a star
ice on my fingers and my toes
and I'm a taurus
uh, check-check it, yeah ♪♪
|
| 00:03:48 | >> ♪♪ 'cause we are
the aqua teens
make the homeys say ho
and the girlies want to scream
'cause we are the aqua teens
make the homeys say ho
and the girlies want to scream ♪♪
|
| 00:03:59 | "
number one in the 'hood, g.
|
| 00:04:04 | [Captioning made possible by
turner entertainment group]
>> you know what?
|
| 00:04:07 | I want a dog.
|
| 00:04:09 | >> Well, let's go make one.
|
| 00:04:11 | >> Frylock, I want some money.
|
| 00:04:13 | >> Well, then get a job.
|
| 00:04:14 | >> He ge--da--da--
he gets what he wants.
|
| 00:04:17 | Just make it for him!
|
| 00:04:19 | 0,
all you need is the software,
some imagination,
and a 5,500-gallon radioactive
nuclear cooling facility.
|
| 00:04:28 | >> Where we gonna get one
of them?
|
| 00:04:29 | >> Have you seen what they're
doing back there?
|
| 00:04:32 | >> What are you talkin' about?
|
| 00:04:33 | Back where?
|
| 00:04:35 | >> I'm telling!
|
| 00:04:36 | >> Telling on who?
|
| 00:04:37 | What?
|
| 00:04:37 | >> Meatwad and frylock.
|
| 00:04:38 | They told me not to tell anyone,
but I'm telling you.
|
| 00:04:42 | >> Why, what are they doing?
|
| 00:04:43 | [Beeping]
>> it ain't working.
|
| 00:04:51 | >> Oh, let's see.
|
| 00:04:52 | >> I'm gonna break it.
|
| 00:04:52 | >> Oh, you're supposed
to add dna.
|
| 00:04:54 | >> What's a dna?
|
| 00:04:56 | >> It stands for "do not--",
uh, "in my pool.
|
| 00:04:59 | "
>> see?
|
| 00:05:01 | See what they're doing?
|
| 00:05:02 | I don't know it even knows!
|
| 00:05:03 | >> Carl, do me a favor and spit
in that pool.
|
| 00:05:05 | >> Oh, you mean my pool?
|
| 00:05:06 | >> Oh, is this your pool?
|
| 00:05:08 | >> Yeah, it is.
|
| 00:05:09 | >> Can I go swimming?
|
| 00:05:09 | >> No, you may not.
|
| 00:05:10 | >> How about if I swim in it?
|
| 00:05:11 | >> No.
|
| 00:05:12 | >> Do you mind if we make
a dog in it?
|
| 00:05:14 | >> Yeah, I do mind,
very much, if that's cool.
|
| 00:05:16 | >> Yeah, he does mind.
|
| 00:05:17 | >> He hasn't been using it.
|
| 00:05:18 | >> That's not the point, it's--
>> he's going to very soon.
|
| 00:05:20 | >> Just 'cause I haven't been
using it doesn't mean, like,
here, turn it into a dog
laboratory.
|
| 00:05:25 | >> Come on, carl, we'll be done
with this dog in a minute.
|
| 00:05:27 | [Beeps]
>> [barks]
>> see?
|
| 00:05:29 | Look, uh--
wait a minute, that's weird.
|
| 00:05:32 | I don't think we ever put any
dna in there.
|
| 00:05:34 | >> Hey, surf's up!
|
| 00:05:35 | >> No, shake!
|
| 00:05:36 | >> What?
|
| 00:05:37 | I can't splash?
|
| 00:05:38 | [Buzzing]
[beeps]
>> [barks]
>> all right, my dog's ready.
|
| 00:05:47 | [Barks]
>> well.
|
| 00:05:51 | Look at that.
|
| 00:05:52 | >> Now that's a dog.
|
| 00:05:53 | >> Look at him, he's so cute.
|
| 00:05:55 | Yes, he is!
|
| 00:05:57 | Yes, he is.
|
| 00:05:58 | >> So, whatcha gonna name him?
|
| 00:05:59 | >> Call him something cute
like mr. something.
|
| 00:06:01 | Like mr. balls.
|
| 00:06:03 | Or how about, uh, ooh!
|
| 00:06:04 | Thunder pussy.
|
| 00:06:05 | >> Shut up, I got a name,
..
|
| 00:06:10 | Banana.
|
| 00:06:11 | Come here, hand banana.
|
| 00:06:13 | >> All those good ones and
that's the one you take?
|
| 00:06:16 | >> Yes, we like it.
|
| 00:06:17 | Best one in the whole world,
yes, you are.
|
| 00:06:19 | >> Hey, I gotta admit,
he is kind of cute.
|
| 00:06:22 | ..
|
| 00:06:24 | ..
|
| 00:06:28 | >> Ha ha ha!
|
| 00:06:28 | What do you think he means?
|
| 00:06:30 | "
like he's threatenin' me
or something.
|
| 00:06:34 | >> Who the hell are you talking
to, tubs?
|
| 00:06:36 | >> Uh, friggin hand banana
over there.
|
| 00:06:38 | "
[laughs]
>> come on, carl.
|
| 00:06:43 | He's a dog.
|
| 00:06:45 | See?
|
| 00:06:46 | >> Yeah.
|
| 00:06:48 | I'm just a dog.
|
| 00:06:49 | [Barks]
>> look at him.
|
| 00:06:51 | >> Keep it up, carl.
|
| 00:06:53 | They may just haul you off.
|
| 00:06:55 | >> You hear him?
|
| 00:06:56 | He's pretty funny.
|
| 00:06:56 | Ha ha!
|
| 00:06:57 | >> Come on, hand banana,
let's play.
|
| 00:06:59 | Get out here, get away from
the creepy man.
|
| 00:07:02 | >> [Barking]
..
|
| 00:07:04 | Tonight.
|
| 00:07:07 | >> Come on, boy!
|
| 00:07:08 | Come on!
|
| 00:07:09 | Here, boy!
|
| 00:07:10 | Here, boy!
|
| 00:07:10 | Come on, ok--ok, here goes!
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| 00:07:13 | Fetch, boy, fetch!
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| 00:07:17 | All right, that was fun!
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| 00:07:19 | Let's do it again.
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| 00:07:21 | >> Oh, great.
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| 00:07:22 | Looks like our canine friend
left a little present here
on my chair.
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| 00:07:27 | Yep.
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| 00:07:29 | Someone delivered some
baked goods.
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| 00:07:33 | How did he know I love
baked goods?
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| 00:07:35 | Look at these,
they look delicious!
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| 00:07:37 | >> I don't know.
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| 00:07:38 | Maybe he's a pastry chef.
|
| 00:07:40 | Well, would you look at that.
|
| 00:07:41 | He is a pastry chef!
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| 00:07:43 | >> Mm, these baguettes
are so fresh!
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| 00:07:45 | I mean, these must've just come
out of the oven.
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| 00:07:47 | Mmm.
|
| 00:07:48 | Excuse me.
|
| 00:07:49 | You know, that dog has really
brought this family together.
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| 00:07:55 | He's really a good dog.
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| 00:07:58 | >> What the hell?
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| 00:07:59 | Oh, no, no, no, no.
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| 00:08:00 | Bad boy.
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| 00:08:01 | Bad boy.
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| 00:08:01 | You live over there.
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| 00:08:02 | Go--go back to the freaks.
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| 00:08:04 | >> Who you callin' boy?
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| 00:08:06 | My name's hand banana.
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| 00:08:08 | >> What you--you talkin'
to me, here?
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| 00:08:10 | >> No, not anymore.
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| 00:08:11 | We're done talking.
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| 00:08:13 | >> Hang on.
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| 00:08:13 | Let me bend over and pick this
thing up--
hand banana, no!
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| 00:08:17 | >> Your new dog is
one of a kind.
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| 00:08:20 | He will roam the earth looking
for a match long after you're
dead, and watch out, your new
dog may try to mind link with
certain members of your family.
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| 00:08:27 | Hah, good luck with that.
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| 00:08:29 | >> He never mind linked with me.
|
| 00:08:30 | He's a good boy.
|
| 00:08:32 | >> Well, I tell you what.
|
| 00:08:33 | As long as I get these muffins,
I don't give a crap what
he does.
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| 00:08:36 | He's a winner in my book.
|
| 00:08:37 | In fact, I'm gonna make a couple
dogs tonight.
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| 00:08:40 | Start a restaurant with them,
"
I'm gonna work on that name,
too, 'cause that does not seem
good to me.
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| 00:08:46 | >> [Barking]
>> there's the hand banana!
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| 00:08:49 | Good boy.
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| 00:08:50 | >> Oh, he's not a boy anymore.
|
| 00:08:52 | He's a man,
'cause he just raped me!
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| 00:08:55 | >> Do you think you could
back that up?
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| 00:08:56 | >> Listen to this guy.
|
| 00:08:57 | Back that up--i got bruises
to prove it!
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| 00:09:00 | >> No, no, I mean that ass.
|
| 00:09:02 | Back it up.
|
| 00:09:03 | Yeah.
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| 00:09:04 | >> Do you hear what he's
saying here?
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| 00:09:05 | >> Sounds like someone wants
to get raped again.
|
| 00:09:07 | >> Come on, carl, he hasn't even
been here one day.
|
| 00:09:09 | How can he possibly learn
the english language?
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| 00:09:11 | >> Si.
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| 00:09:12 | "
and rape.
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| 00:09:17 | >> Yeah, you know it well.
|
| 00:09:18 | I bend over for the remote
and boom!
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| 00:09:20 | You're there!
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| 00:09:21 | >> Watch this.
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| 00:09:22 | [Whines]
>> I'm sorry, carl, but I think
that you need to leave.
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| 00:09:26 | You're upsettin' hand banana.
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| 00:09:27 | >> Yeah, well, you know,
he upset me pretty bad, too.
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| 00:09:31 | I don't know if I can sleep
anymore.
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| 00:09:33 | You ever been raped by a dog?
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| 00:09:35 | >> Uh-uh.
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| 00:09:36 | >> See, think that's what hell
is like, you know,
constantly raped by dogs.
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| 00:09:39 | >> Carl--
>> that, you know, I don't know
if I believe in god, but--
I think he must hate me.
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| 00:09:43 | >> Carl!
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| 00:09:44 | >> 'Cause he allowed you to
create a dog that constantly
rapes me!
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| 00:09:46 | >> Ok, carl, that's it.
|
| 00:09:47 | Just go home, all right?
|
| 00:09:48 | >> Yeah, just go on home.
|
| 00:09:49 | >> You need to just go home
and lie down for awhile.
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| 00:09:51 | >> Mm.
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| 00:09:52 | Face down.
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| 00:09:52 | >> If I see that dog again,
he's dead.
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| 00:09:54 | >> Yeah, bye-bye.
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| 00:09:55 | >> He's dead!
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| 00:09:55 | >> Ok.
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| 00:09:56 | See ya.
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