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| 00:03:29 | Hi, girls. we're here.
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| 00:03:31 | Look who it is!
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| 00:03:33 | One at a time.
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| 00:03:34 | There's enough of me for everybody.
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| 00:03:37 | How does it feel to win an award?
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| 00:03:41 | ..
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| 00:03:44 | And you and you.
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| 00:03:45 | So, do you girls live around here?
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| 00:03:49 | Tell us your deepest, darkest secret.
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| 00:03:51 | tell them about that contagious blue
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| 00:03:58 | As I was saying,
do you girls live around here?
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| 00:04:04 | You're probably busy, but I'd love to take
you sailing.
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| 00:04:09 | I'd love that.
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| 00:04:10 | I shouldn't have asked someone so famous.
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| 00:04:14 | I want to go.
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| 00:04:15 | It's o.k. I'll find someone less beautiful.
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| 00:04:18 | I like you.
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| 00:04:20 | Don't pity me.
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| 00:04:23 | What happened here?
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| 00:04:26 | Zack, you've got to see
these new costumes I've designed for the
group.
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| 00:04:32 | Lisa, these are great.
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| 00:04:34 | Look at this one.
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| 00:04:36 | ..
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| 00:04:37 | They're very cute,
but we've already asked bob mackie
to design costumes.
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| 00:04:42 | Wow, he designs cher's outfits.
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| 00:04:45 | We're in the big time now. understand?
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| 00:04:49 | Well, zack?
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| 00:04:56 | Sure.
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| 00:04:59 | Mindy, I feel bad for her.
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| 00:05:02 | I've gotten you this far.
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| 00:05:04 | Stick with me, you'll be a star.
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| 00:05:08 | Me? what about the group?
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| 00:05:10 | You don't need them.
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| 00:05:12 | They're just backup singers.
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| 00:05:18 | As mindy and zack grew closer,
the band and zack grew further apart.
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| 00:05:23 | It's number one.
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| 00:05:25 | You think so?
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| 00:05:26 | Here you go.
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| 00:05:27 | So why is everybody standing around?
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| 00:05:30 | Come on. let's do it.
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| 00:05:33 | Where did this come from?
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| 00:05:35 | Mindy and me. we wrote it.
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| 00:05:38 | She writes?
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| 00:05:38 | You've got something better?
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| 00:05:41 | We sure like it.
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| 00:05:42 | Kelly, screech, and I wrote it.
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| 00:05:44 | Jocks can write?
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| 00:05:45 | All right, all right. let's hear their song.
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| 00:05:49 | You ready, kelly? screech?
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| 00:05:51 | Here we go. 1, 2, 3.
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| 00:05:58 | ♪♪ School is a bore ♪♪
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| 00:05:59 | ♪♪ when we're stuck indoors ♪♪
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| 00:06:01 | ♪♪ make it fun, put it out in the sun ♪♪
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| 00:06:05 | ♪♪ hit the beach, teach ♪♪
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| 00:06:07 | ♪♪ let us learn while we burn ♪♪♪♪
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| 00:06:12 | what do you think?
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| 00:06:15 | ..it's nice.
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| 00:06:17 | You really like it?
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| 00:06:20 | Well, it rhymes.
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| 00:06:21 | We'll sing what's written. I'm a writer.
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| 00:06:24 | That doesn't rhyme.
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| 00:06:26 | Give us a chance.
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| 00:06:28 | She's not a writer.
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| 00:06:30 | People, people!
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| 00:06:31 | This studio costmucho dinero,money.
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| 00:06:34 | Let's do zack's song now and argue later.
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| 00:06:38 | There we go.
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| 00:06:45 | All right, here we go.
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| 00:06:47 | 1, 2, 3, 4.
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| 00:06:57 | ♪♪ Let's stay together ♪♪
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| 00:06:59 | ♪♪ let's stay together, baby ♪♪
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| 00:07:01 | ♪♪ let's stay together ♪♪
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| 00:07:03 | ♪♪ let's stay together, baby ♪♪
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| 00:07:05 | ♪♪ a flash of light comes flyin' from your
eyes ♪♪
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| 00:07:09 | ♪♪ I get the feelin' that I'm hypnotized
♪♪
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| 00:07:13 | ♪♪ oh ♪♪ ♪♪ oh ♪♪
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| 00:07:14 | ♪♪ it feels so good when you're around ♪♪
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| 00:07:18 | ♪♪ we're movin' fast ♪♪
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| 00:07:19 | ♪♪ to all those def, groovin' sounds ♪♪
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| 00:07:21 | ♪♪ oh, love me now ♪♪
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| 00:07:22 | ♪♪ love me now ♪♪
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| 00:07:24 | ♪♪ let's stay together, baby ♪♪
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| 00:07:26 | ♪♪ love me now ♪♪
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| 00:07:28 | ♪♪ please say you'll leave me never ♪♪
|
| 00:07:30 | .. ♪♪♪♪
|
| 00:07:32 | who's been spreading all these rumors about
us?
|
| 00:07:36 | unfortunately, they're
true.
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| 00:07:39 | Whatever happens should stay in the group.
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| 00:07:42 | There is no group, not with her along.
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| 00:07:45 | She's the best thing that ever happened to
me.
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| 00:07:49 | I thought I was.
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| 00:07:51 | Quiet, doofus.
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| 00:07:52 | We've a concert to do. discuss it later.
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| 00:07:55 | Forget later. who gave this interview?
|
| 00:07:59 | I didn't.
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| 00:08:00 | I didn't.
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| 00:08:01 | I didn't.
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| 00:08:02 | [Whistling]
screech, how could you do this?
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| 00:08:07 | For a free pass to disneyland,
I told them everything. I'm weak.
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| 00:08:13 | Do you all think
I'm an ego-driven prima donna?
|
| 00:08:17 | "
is that what you think?
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| 00:08:24 | You've changed, zack.
|
| 00:08:25 | She's right.
|
| 00:08:27 | Kelly?
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| 00:08:28 | Sorry.
|
| 00:08:28 | If that's how you think,
there's only one thing to do.
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| 00:08:33 | You don't need them.
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| 00:08:34 | You're right. I quit.
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| 00:08:36 | But we have a concert.
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| 00:08:38 | Let's see how good you do without me.
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| 00:08:43 | What are we going to do?
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| 00:12:05 | After the breakup,
each member went their separate way.
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| 00:12:13 | Screech searched far and wide
for the meaning of life,
finally seeking the wisdom of the high geek.
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| 00:12:24 | Hi, high geek.
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| 00:12:26 | Hi!
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| 00:12:27 | I'm feeling low.
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| 00:12:28 | What's the secret of happiness?
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| 00:12:30 | Happiness? well, that's easy.
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| 00:12:32 | Marry a cheerleader and live at the beach.
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| 00:12:36 | But cheerleaders don't like me, and I peel.
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| 00:12:46 | Thanks.
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| 00:12:56 | send in the next geek.
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| 00:13:00 | Slater didn't know where he was going,
but he had to get there fast.
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| 00:13:10 | Mindy kept her word.
|
| 00:13:12 | Zack was a star,
but not the kind of star he wanted to be.
|
| 00:13:19 | What's the problem?
|
| 00:13:20 | They absolutely loved you.
|
| 00:13:22 | Mindy, I look like mr. madonna.
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| 00:13:25 | A macho madonna.
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| 00:13:27 | It isn't me.
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| 00:13:28 | It doesn't matter.
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| 00:13:30 | It's what sells.
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| 00:13:31 | It matters to me.
|
| 00:13:33 | You couldn't hear a word I sang.
|
| 00:13:35 | Did you see the smoke, the lights, the lasers?
|
| 00:13:40 | How could i? they blinded me.
|
| 00:13:42 | [Telephone rings]
hello.
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| 00:13:45 | Yes.
|
| 00:13:47 | Yes.
|
| 00:13:48 | Oh, no.
|
| 00:13:49 | Yeah. I'll be right there.
|
| 00:13:51 | Where are you going?
|
| 00:13:53 | We have to leave for london.
|
| 00:13:55 | Slater's in the hospital.
|
| 00:13:57 | The doctors will take care of him.
|
| 00:14:00 | I have to. he's my friend.
|
| 00:14:03 | You walk out,
you are throwing everything away.
|
| 00:14:07 | I already have.
|
| 00:14:08 | Goodbye, mindy.
|
| 00:14:12 | Kelly rushed from her new role in life
to be with slater.
|
| 00:14:18 | How fast were you going?
|
| 00:14:20 | Only 275. I guess I missed the stop sign.
|
| 00:14:25 | Well, you look great.
|
| 00:14:27 | I look awful.
|
| 00:14:28 | Do me a favor-- stop being kelly.
|
| 00:14:31 | O.k., you look terrible.
|
| 00:14:33 | Are you going to die?
|
| 00:14:35 | No.
|
| 00:14:36 | All right, where is he?
|
| 00:14:39 | Stupid jock.
|
| 00:14:40 | Wait!
|
| 00:14:41 | I saw you onu.s. gladiators.
|
| 00:14:44 | You beat up everybody.
|
| 00:14:46 | Nobody messes with lethal lisa.
|
| 00:14:48 | It was dumb getting hurt like that.
|
| 00:14:52 | Ow!
|
| 00:14:53 | Kelly, when did you become a nun?
|
| 00:14:55 | I'm not a nun. I'm an actress onsanta barbara.
|
| 00:15:00 | I've found the meaning of
life.
|
| 00:15:05 | Her name's linda.
|
| 00:15:06 | Yay, linda!
|
| 00:15:07 | How are you, slater?
|
| 00:15:09 | O.k.
|
| 00:15:10 | O.k., yay!
|
| 00:15:11 | S-l-a, t-e-r, yay, slater!
|
| 00:15:15 | Get rid of linda, or I'll throw her out the
winda.
|
| 00:15:21 | B-y-e, bye.
|
| 00:15:24 | Zack, why are you here?
|
| 00:15:26 | I got here really fast.
|
| 00:15:29 | That's how I got here.
|
| 00:15:31 | I never expected to see you again.
|
| 00:15:34 | Let me hang up your hair.
|
| 00:15:37 | Don't touch my hair.
|
| 00:15:39 | You must free yourself from stress.
|
| 00:15:41 | I shouldn't have walked out on
you.
|
| 00:15:46 | Can we be friends again?
|
| 00:15:48 | Of course, zachary.
|
| 00:15:49 | Follow me in this chant.
|
| 00:15:51 | Friends. let's say it.
|
| 00:15:54 | Friends.
|
| 00:15:55 | Friends.
|
| 00:15:56 | You've got to admit
screech does look peaceful.
|
| 00:16:00 | Friends.
|
| 00:16:01 | Friends. friends. friends.
|
| 00:16:02 | Join hands. come on.
|
| 00:16:04 | Friends. friends. friends. friends.
|
| 00:16:06 | That brings us back to the present
and the zack attack's reunion concert.
|
| 00:16:12 | Friends forever-- it's a nice idea.
|
| 00:16:16 | [Crowd cheers]
♪♪ we met some time ago ♪♪
|
| 00:16:26 | ♪♪ when we were so young ♪♪
|
| 00:16:29 | ♪♪ we've been through thick and thin ♪♪
|
| 00:16:33 | ♪♪ we lost, in time we won ♪♪
|
| 00:16:37 | ♪♪ friends forever ♪♪
|
| 00:16:41 | ♪♪ with you everywhere ♪♪
|
| 00:16:43 | ♪♪ with you everywhere ♪♪
|
| 00:16:45 | ♪♪ friends forever ♪♪
|
| 00:16:48 | ♪♪ will be there ♪♪
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| 00:16:48 | ♪♪ always will be there ♪♪
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| 00:16:51 | ♪♪ always will be there ♪♪
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| 00:16:52 | ♪♪ will be there ♪♪
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| 00:16:56 | ♪♪ if you're down, I'll pick you up ♪♪
|
| 00:16:59 | ♪♪ I'll never let you fall ♪♪
|
| 00:17:03 | ♪♪ if you ever need someone ♪♪
|
| 00:17:06 | ♪♪ I'm waitin' for your call ♪♪
|
| 00:17:11 | ♪♪ friends forever ♪♪
|
| 00:17:14 | ♪♪ will be there ♪♪
|
| 00:17:15 | ♪♪ with you everywhere ♪♪
|
| 00:17:17 | ♪♪ talkin' 'bout ♪♪
|
| 00:17:18 | ♪♪ friends forever ♪♪
|
| 00:17:21 | ♪♪ always be there ♪♪
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| 00:17:22 | ♪♪ always will be there ♪♪
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| 00:17:25 | ♪♪ will be there ♪♪
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| 00:17:28 | ♪♪ through it all, hangin' tough ♪♪
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| 00:17:31 | ♪♪ we'll stay side by side ♪♪
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| 00:17:35 | ♪♪ we'll be friends forever ♪♪
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| 00:17:39 | ♪♪ till the end of time ♪♪
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| 00:17:43 | ♪♪ friends forever ♪♪
|
| 00:17:46 | ♪♪ will be there ♪♪
|
| 00:17:47 | ♪♪ with you everywhere ♪♪
|
| 00:17:49 | ♪♪ talkin' 'bout ♪♪
|
| 00:17:50 | ♪♪ friends forever ♪♪
|
| 00:17:53 | ♪♪ always be there ♪♪
|
| 00:17:54 | ♪♪ always will be there ♪♪
|
| 00:17:57 | ♪♪ yeah, yeah ♪♪
|
| 00:17:58 | ♪♪ friends forever ♪♪
|
| 00:18:01 | ♪♪ always be there ♪♪
|
| 00:18:02 | ♪♪ with you everywhere ♪♪
|
| 00:18:04 | ♪♪ we'll be friends together ♪♪
|
| 00:18:05 | ♪♪ friends forever ♪♪
|
| 00:18:08 | ♪♪ yes, we will ♪♪
|
| 00:18:09 | ♪♪ always will be there ♪♪
|
| 00:18:10 | ♪♪ yes, we will ♪♪
|
| 00:18:12 | ♪♪ oh oh oh ♪♪♪♪
|
| 00:18:25 | got your notes?
|
| 00:18:27 | Yeah.
|
| 00:18:28 | Hey, come on, zack. wake up.
|
| 00:18:31 | What?
|
| 00:18:32 | We got to practice.
|
| 00:18:33 | Tomorrow's our first jig.
|
| 00:18:35 | That's gig, you idiot.
|
| 00:18:37 | What a strange dream.
|
| 00:18:39 | Forget the dream.
|
| 00:18:40 | Let's practice for the berkowitz bar mitzvah.
|
| 00:18:43 | O.k. let's do it. on 3.
|
| 00:18:47 | Here we go! 1, 2, 3!
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| 00:22:47 | Wow, look at this line!
|
| 00:22:49 | We'll never get u2 concert tickets.
|
| 00:22:52 | Oh, ye of little faith.
|
| 00:22:54 | We have a plan. have I let you down before?
|
| 00:22:59 | Yeah. yeah.
|
| 00:23:01 | When?
|
| 00:23:02 | When you snuck us inn.
|
| 00:23:04 | So I forgot the car trunk key.
|
| 00:23:08 | You heard the movie.
|
| 00:23:09 | It was a japanese movie.
|
| 00:23:11 | I read the subtitles as fast as I could.
|
| 00:23:15 | He really has a good idea this time.
|
| 00:23:18 | And there it is.
|
| 00:23:25 | How did screech get ahead?
|
| 00:23:27 | He slept here all night.
|
| 00:23:30 | How did you get him to do that?
|
| 00:23:31 | We bribed him with a new teddy bear.
|
| 00:23:34 | [Alarm rings]
just five more minutes, mom.
|
| 00:23:38 | Screech, hey. get up, man.
|
| 00:23:41 | Five tickets to the u2 concert!
|
| 00:23:44 | The window's not open yet.
|
| 00:23:45 | This is the nicest, sweetest thing you've
ever done.
|
| 00:23:49 | Nicer than when I wrote, "i love you"
in chocolate syrup on your mother's white
couch?
|
| 00:23:55 | Forget the whole thing.
|
| 00:23:57 | Let's check out that video store.
|
| 00:23:59 | Screech, you have our money, right?
|
| 00:24:02 | Yep. right here in my slippers.
|
| 00:24:05 | Since you've covered the tickets, we're going
shopping.
|
| 00:24:08 | Let's slip our toes into the shoes
at the hot feet boutique.
|
| 00:24:15 | We'll meet in an hour
at the directory sign.
|
| 00:24:17 | O.k. see you.
|
| 00:24:20 | U2 tickets are now on sale. cash only.
|
| 00:24:22 | I'd like five seats as close as possible.
|
| 00:24:24 | When I say close, I want to see nose hairs!
|
| 00:24:30 | I have tickets in mezzanine or orchestra.
|
| 00:24:34 | Oh, my goodness.
|
| 00:24:36 | Oh, my gosh!
|
| 00:24:36 | Zack will kill me if I make the wrong decision.
|
| 00:24:39 | These people will kill you if you don't hurry.
|
| 00:24:43 | Would you hold my spot in line?
|
| 00:24:45 | I need to consult with my friends.
|
| 00:24:48 | Thanks.
|
| 00:24:52 | Why can't we meet girls like that?
|
| 00:24:55 | Yeah. great figure, doesn't talk back.
|
| 00:25:00 | Who's the babe in the window?
|
| 00:25:02 | She's a dummy, dummy.
|
| 00:25:03 | You got the tickets?
|
| 00:25:04 | Not exactly. mezzanine or orchestra?
|
| 00:25:07 | Wait--you left the line to ask us that?
|
| 00:25:10 | Dimwit, you lost your place!
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| 00:25:13 | The guy behind me saved my spot.
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| 00:25:16 | Here he comes.
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| 00:25:17 | Thanks for saving my spot in line.
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| 00:25:20 | No comprendo, se or. adios.
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| 00:25:25 | Wait, if he's here, then who's there?
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| 00:25:29 | Oops.
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| 00:25:30 | I'll save you the trouble.
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| 00:25:34 | Get back in line, lunkhead.
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| 00:25:36 | If we miss this concert,
I'm going to kill you.
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| 00:25:42 | Hey, kelly. where's lisa?
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| 00:25:44 | She's at the shoe store
flirting with the salesman.
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| 00:25:47 | He's taking polaroids of her feet.
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| 00:25:50 | Did you buy anything?
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| 00:25:51 | No. you have all the money for the concert.
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| 00:25:54 | Shouldn't screech have the tickets by now?
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| 00:25:56 | ..you see... let's go eat!
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| 00:26:01 | What happened, guys?
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| 00:26:03 | He was born. need I say more?
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| 00:26:04 | He accidentally lost his place in line.
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| 00:26:08 | Well, call a priest,
because lisa will kill him,
and I'll have bad thoughts.
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| 00:26:12 | Hey, lisa. how are you and the shoe salesman?
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| 00:26:17 | eddie wants to give me a ride
in his air jordans.
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| 00:26:21 | How many pairs of shoes did you buy?
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| 00:26:24 | Just three. I'm on a tight budget.
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| 00:26:29 | Whose bag is this?
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| 00:26:30 | Not mine. it's not mine.
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| 00:26:32 | Whoa, mama!
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| 00:26:34 | Whoa, mama! whoa, mama! whoa, mama!
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| 00:26:38 | Is that real money?
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| 00:26:39 | Smells like it.
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| 00:26:42 | Sounds like 5,000,
give or take a 20.
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| 00:26:45 | This is a good day, after all.
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| 00:26:47 | This isn't ours. some poor person lost it.
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| 00:26:52 | What poor person has $5,000?
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| 00:26:55 | Well, if they weren't poor before,
they're poor now.
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| 00:26:58 | This is somebody else's money.
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| 00:27:01 | Why are you arguing?
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| 00:27:03 | This is my money. I found the bag.
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| 00:27:05 | You wouldn't have found it
if we didn't move so you could sit down.
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| 00:27:10 | I'll split it with you.
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| 00:27:12 | There wouldn't be a bag to find
if I didn't sit here.
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| 00:27:16 | You'd still be rattling on about eddie's
air jordans.
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| 00:27:19 | Hold it. hold it.
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| 00:27:24 | I know how to solve this money problem.
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| 00:27:27 | How? give it to you?
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| 00:27:30 | All right. I'll think of another way.
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| 00:27:32 | We'll give it back after it works for us.
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| 00:27:35 | What does that mean?
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| 00:27:37 | We buy as many tickets as we can,
then sell them for a big profit.
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| 00:27:42 | And the money is returned?
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| 00:27:44 | it's just a short-term loan
with a great interest rate.
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| 00:27:49 | All right. all right.
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| 00:27:50 | Let's find screech.
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| 00:27:52 | Got the money?
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| 00:27:53 | I got the money.
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| 00:28:03 | Bag's gone, frankie.
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| 00:28:04 | It's got to be those kids, louie. let's go!
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| 00:28:07 | Screech, buy a lot of tickets,
because we just found $5,000.
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| 00:28:12 | Shh!
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| 00:28:12 | $5,000 Dol--
?
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| 00:28:17 | Did you have a doughnut for breakfast?
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| 00:28:20 | Your hand tastes good.
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| 00:28:21 | Oh! oh, man!
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| 00:28:22 | We need to get screech ahead of the line.
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| 00:28:26 | I don't think that will be a problem.
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| 00:28:31 | ..
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| 00:28:33 | Mmm, look at that.
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| 00:28:36 | Double scoop.
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| 00:28:40 | Come here, baby.
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| 00:28:44 | Hee hee hee hee!
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| 00:28:51 | Oh! oh!
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| 00:28:57 | Excuse me, ma'am?
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| 00:28:58 | Could my friend go ahead?
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| 00:29:00 | He missed last year's concert.
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| 00:29:02 | He was so depressed,
he locked himself up for a year.
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