| 00:00:01 | Uh... Huh? Uh...
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| 00:00:03 | I-I thought I saw a spider crawl under here,
and I figured I'd better kill it before Drew
saw it.
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| 00:00:09 | Oh, well, I'm going to the store
to pick up some stuff for dinner.
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| 00:00:12 | I'll get a can of bug spray, too.
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| 00:00:14 | Okay.
|
| 00:00:14 | Did you fix the dresser yet?
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| 00:00:16 | Uh, got the Crazy Glue right here.
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| 00:00:19 | Oh, good.
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| 00:00:21 | You okay?
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| 00:00:22 | CHRIS ROCK: No.
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| 00:00:23 | Yeah.
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| 00:00:26 | Okay.
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| 00:00:28 | The only place my father hadn't looked
for thatPlayboy was in his own room.
|
| 00:00:33 | Then he realized that if my mother found
it,
she could be saving it to use against him.
|
| 00:00:37 | Rochelle, why'd you spend all this money
on a coat?
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| 00:00:44 | Miss June has one.
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| 00:01:09 | $500?
|
| 00:01:12 | Hey.
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| 00:01:13 | you want, Tito?
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| 00:01:16 | I need the magazine back.
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| 00:01:17 | You need to get out of here, before I knock
your teeth out.
|
| 00:01:19 | Listen, my dad's going to kill me if I don't
get it back.
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| 00:01:22 | Too bad.
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| 00:01:23 | I sold it.
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| 00:01:24 | See you at your funeral, Slappy.
|
| 00:01:28 | After my father found that money, he was
scared to think
what my mother might want to do with it.
|
| 00:01:34 | I'm sick of you.
|
| 00:01:35 | I got my own money.
|
| 00:01:36 | I'm out of here, you cheap bastard!
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| 00:01:42 | Baby.
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| 00:01:43 | Don't leave me, baby.
|
| 00:01:45 | Don't leave.
|
| 00:01:47 | Rochelle.
|
| 00:01:47 | Can you explain this?
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| 00:01:50 | Where did you find that?
|
| 00:01:51 | In your shoe. Well, what were you doing in
my shoe?
|
| 00:01:53 | Oh, don't try to change the subject.
|
| 00:01:55 | What's $500 doing in your shoe?
|
| 00:01:58 | Where'd you get this?
|
| 00:01:59 | That doesn't make a difference.
|
| 00:02:01 | I want to know why you were going through
my stuff.
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| 00:02:03 | I don't go through your stuff.
|
| 00:02:05 | Yes, she does.
|
| 00:02:06 | He just never caught her.
|
| 00:02:07 | Rochelle, that's not the point.
|
| 00:02:08 | I just want to know about this money.
|
| 00:02:10 | You meanmymoney? What you mean your money?
|
| 00:02:12 | I made it, I saved it, so it's my money.
|
| 00:02:14 | t meet this straight.
|
| 00:02:15 | The money I make, that's everybody's money,
but the money you make, that's your money?
|
| 00:02:22 | That's right.
|
| 00:02:26 | Hey, any of you guys see my copy ofPlayboy?
|
| 00:02:28 | It was here about ten minutes ago,
but some eighth grader took it.
|
| 00:02:32 | Hey, look over there.
|
| 00:02:33 | They were huddled up like they were going
to run
the winning play at the Super Bowl.
|
| 00:02:40 | What are you doing?
|
| 00:02:41 | Hey, calm down. You want to take a look?
|
| 00:02:42 | It's $1.00.
|
| 00:02:43 | Yeah, but it's my magazine. Caruso took it.
|
| 00:02:46 | And that's my problem?
|
| 00:02:47 | Alright, who wants to look next?
|
| 00:02:49 | Hey, Chris!
|
| 00:02:58 | Oh!
|
| 00:03:00 | Ooh.
|
| 00:03:03 | Oh...
|
| 00:03:07 | To whom does this belong?
|
| 00:03:08 | It used to belong to me.
|
| 00:03:12 | Well, then.
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| 00:03:13 | Until we figure out who brought this into
our school,
I guess it belongs to me.
|
| 00:03:18 | ♪♪ Everybody hates Chris. ♪♪
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| 00:05:42 | do
well.
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| 00:05:42 | And eating well means getting enough whole
grain and calcium.
|
| 00:05:44 | General mills big g is the only leading line
of kid cereals
with at least 8 grams tof whole grain
and a good source of calcium.
|
| 00:05:50 | Help your kids get more of what they need,
with general mills kid cereals.
|
| 00:06:56 | What's all that bug spray in the kitchen
for?
|
| 00:06:58 | There's a spider in your room.
|
| 00:07:00 | There's a spider in my room?
|
| 00:07:01 | Can I sleep with you and Dad tonight until
you guys catch it?
|
| 00:07:04 | No. Your father will kill it.
|
| 00:07:06 | When Tonya discovered Drew was scared of
spiders,
she couldn't wait to use it against him.
|
| 00:07:11 | Julius, can you make sure you kill
the spider, please?
|
| 00:07:14 | I might not be able to find it.
|
| 00:07:16 | Could be hiding in one
of your shoes.
|
| 00:07:20 | (shrieks)
It's my hand.
|
| 00:07:23 | Julius, how come you're acting so childish
about this?
|
| 00:07:26 | I mean, how would you feel
if somebody went through your stuff and took
something
that belonged to you?
|
| 00:07:31 | What are you talking about?
|
| 00:07:32 | I don't have nothing to take.
|
| 00:07:33 | I'm just saying. I mean, what if Chris went
through your stuff and took something without
asking?
|
| 00:07:36 | Why'd you pick me? Why didn't you pick Drew
or Tonya?
|
| 00:07:39 | Why you acting so suspicious?
|
| 00:07:40 | Who's suspicious? It's not me, I'm not suspicious.
|
| 00:07:42 | Well, you sure as hell acting like it.
|
| 00:07:44 | Eat your food.
|
| 00:07:48 | (gasps )
Later that night I discovered my father
knew hisPlayboywas missing.
|
| 00:07:54 | Chris.
|
| 00:07:55 | You been in my toolbox?
|
| 00:07:59 | No. Why?
|
| 00:08:00 | Uh...
|
| 00:08:03 | Those tools will hurt you.
|
| 00:08:04 | If Miss June knew how much trouble she was
causing,
she wouldn't be smiling.
|
| 00:08:09 | Drew. Have you seen, uh...
|
| 00:08:14 | ...anything... unusual around here lately?
|
| 00:08:18 | Like what, a UFO?
|
| 00:08:20 | Now, why would a UFO...?
|
| 00:08:24 | Never mind.
|
| 00:08:28 | He even started to grill Tonya.
|
| 00:08:31 | Tonya, baby?
|
| 00:08:34 | Yes, Daddy?
|
| 00:08:37 | Um...
|
| 00:08:43 | I love you.
|
| 00:08:45 | That's nice.
|
| 00:08:47 | The vice principal had my magazine,
but I had money,
so I figured replacing it wouldn't be a problem.
|
| 00:08:53 | $3.50.
|
| 00:09:00 | Now get out of here,
before I call a cop.
|
| 00:09:02 | For what? You just robbed me!
|
| 00:09:04 | This don't cost $3.50.
|
| 00:09:05 | Really? Then why don't we call your mom
and tell her how you're trying to buy aPlayboy?
|
| 00:09:09 | Hey, Miss June was fine,
but she wasn't worth going to jail.
|
| 00:09:14 | (sighs)
My last option was to go to Risky.
|
| 00:09:17 | Since all his stuff was stolen, I knew he
wouldn't call a cop.
|
| 00:09:21 | He'd get you liquor.
|
| 00:09:23 | It's for my uncle.
|
| 00:09:24 | Yeah, don't drink it all at once.
|
| 00:09:26 | He'd get you cigarettes.
|
| 00:09:28 | It's for my mother.
|
| 00:09:29 | Yeah, don't smoke them all at once.
|
| 00:09:31 | He could even get you plutonium.
|
| 00:09:33 | (box clicking)
It's for my daughter.
|
| 00:09:35 | Donotuse this all at once.
|
| 00:09:37 | So I figured I wouldn't have a problem.
|
| 00:09:40 | Playboymagazine?
|
| 00:09:42 | I ain't selling you noPlayboymagazine.
|
| 00:09:44 | Boy, what you think this is?
|
| 00:09:46 | I know your mama. Now how do you think she'd
feel
if she knew you were out here trying
to buy aPlayboymagazine? Now if you want
to buy
beer or cigarettes, that's one thing.
|
| 00:09:53 | APlayboymagazine? You better keep on moving.
|
| 00:09:57 | Tell your mama I said hey.
|
| 00:10:00 | I want Wild Cherry to win
in the fifth race at Saratoga.
|
| 00:10:05 | If I was going to ge thePlayboyback,
there was only one way to do it.
|
| 00:10:10 | I've got to steal it
from the vice principal's office.
|
| 00:10:12 | Dude, wait. That's burglary.
|
| 00:10:14 | I know that.
|
| 00:10:15 | Do you want me to commit burglary
or be a victim of murder?
|
| 00:10:17 | Okay, but if we're going outside the law,
we've got to do it right.
|
| 00:10:22 | ♪♪ Who's watching? ♪♪
|
| 00:10:25 | ♪♪ Oh-ho-oh ♪♪
|
| 00:10:26 | ♪♪ Tell me who's watching ♪♪
|
| 00:10:28 | ♪♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪♪
|
| 00:10:30 | ♪♪ Who's watching? ♪♪
|
| 00:10:33 | ♪♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪♪
|
| 00:10:34 | ♪♪ Tell me who's watching ♪♪
|
| 00:10:35 | ♪♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪♪
|
| 00:10:37 | ♪♪ I always feel like somebody's watching
me ♪♪
|
| 00:10:45 | ♪♪ I always feel like somebody's watching
me ♪♪
|
| 00:10:53 | ♪♪ Who's watching? ♪♪
|
| 00:10:55 | ♪♪ Tell me who's watching... ♪♪
|
| 00:10:58 | That's it then.
|
| 00:11:00 | Every day she goes to lunch
in the teachers' lounge after fifth period.
|
| 00:11:03 | She smokes exactly three cigarettes,
which takes 20 minutes.
|
| 00:11:06 | All we have to do is get in,
find the magazine, and get out before she
gets back.
|
| 00:11:10 | Except we don't know where the magazine is.
|
| 00:11:12 | Fischer told me
it was in the bottom left-hand drawer of
her desk.
|
| 00:11:16 | I hope he's right.
|
| 00:11:16 | Don't worry, Fischer knows everything.
|
| 00:11:19 | What if we get caught?
|
| 00:11:21 | Then we're dead.
|
| 00:11:22 | really hoping you weren't gonna say that.
|
| 00:11:24 | Don't worry. I'll go in and get it.
|
| 00:11:27 | It's my magazine.
|
| 00:11:28 | All you have to do is look out
and give me a signal if you see anybody coming.
|
| 00:11:32 | I hope this works.
|
| 00:11:34 | Me, too.
|
| 00:11:35 | (loud shouting over TV)
Drew, guess what I found?
|
| 00:11:40 | (annoyed): What?
|
| 00:11:42 | Aah!
|
| 00:11:43 | What the hell is going on in here?
|
| 00:11:46 | Tonya has a spider.
|
| 00:11:47 | No, I don't.
|
| 00:11:48 | Tonya, what are you hiding?
|
| 00:11:50 | It's just a ring.
|
| 00:11:53 | Leave Drew alone.
|
| 00:11:54 | Would you like it if he went around scaring
you all the time?
|
| 00:11:57 | He can't scare me.
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| 00:14:55 | Here.
|
| 00:14:58 | What's this?
|
| 00:14:59 | My five hundred dol...
|
| 00:15:01 | I meanour$500.
|
| 00:15:03 | So why you giving it to me now?
|
| 00:15:05 | 'Cause I don't want to fight anymore.
|
| 00:15:09 | Baby...
|
| 00:15:11 | I don't want to fight anymore either.
|
| 00:15:13 | But why'd you feel you had to hide money
from me?
|
| 00:15:16 | I wasn't really hiding it.
|
| 00:15:17 | I was just keeping it in a safe place
just in case something happened. Something
like what?
|
| 00:15:22 | Julius, you work hard,
and we barely make ends meet now.
|
| 00:15:25 | I mean, God forbid something happens to you.
|
| 00:15:29 | I mean, you could get hit by a postal truck
or a gas truck.
|
| 00:15:33 | Get run over by a car, get high blood pressure,
get the flu, gout,
pneumonia, scoliosis, scurvy...
|
| 00:15:44 | You could fall off a building,
trip off the escalator, get jumped, get stabbed,
you could get MS, ALS, CHP, CCBD.
|
| 00:15:57 | What's that?
|
| 00:15:58 | I don't know, but it sounds like it'll kill
you.
|
| 00:16:00 | Oh, baby, I just wanted a cushion
to fall back on, that's all.
|
| 00:16:06 | Is that all?
|
| 00:16:07 | Yeah.
|
| 00:16:09 | Come here.
|
| 00:16:16 | Here.
|
| 00:16:17 | Take your money, put it away.
|
| 00:16:21 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:16:28 | (laughs)
(kissing)
You go in my shoe again,
I'm going to knock your ass out.
|
| 00:16:35 | (both laugh)
(screaming)
JULIUS: You got that?!
|
| 00:16:51 | And if I ever catch you scaring your sister
or wearing lipstick again, we going to have
a problem.
|
| 00:16:55 | You hear me?
|
| 00:16:57 | All right, baby, you can go back to bed now.
|
| 00:17:00 | I changed your sheets.
|
| 00:17:04 | You ready?
|
| 00:17:05 | Yeah.
|
| 00:17:09 | Walkie-talkies?
|
| 00:17:10 | The range is only 100 feet,
so I'll stay close.
|
| 00:17:36 | Man!
|
| 00:17:42 | Come on. The hallway's getting empty.
|
| 00:17:44 | I can't stay out here
much longer. I'm hurrying!
|
| 00:17:47 | Just keep an eye out!
|
| 00:18:02 | I've got it.
|
| 00:18:07 | Abort, abort!
|
| 00:18:08 | Perimeter not secure!
|
| 00:18:10 | Oh, no!
|
| 00:18:13 | Greg?
|
| 00:18:15 | Greg?
|
| 00:18:16 | Forget it.
|
| 00:18:21 | Well, I guess we know to whom this magazine
belongs.
|
| 00:18:26 | The last place I wanted my father
to find hisPlayboy was at my school.
|
| 00:18:30 | I confiscated this.
|
| 00:18:34 | Playboy?
|
| 00:18:35 | Well, what does Chris have to do with that?
|
| 00:18:37 | Somebody brought it to the school,
and I believe it was your son.
|
| 00:18:41 | Chris?
|
| 00:18:43 | Is this true?
|
| 00:18:44 | I wanted to lie, but my mother always told
me
if I did, she'd slap me into another nationality.
|
| 00:18:54 | Well, I'm waiting.
|
| 00:18:56 | Yeah.
|
| 00:18:58 | Oh, Lord, have mercy.
|
| 00:18:59 | Hey, it's just Playboy.I mean,
it really doesn't matter.
|
| 00:19:04 | Boys will be boys.
|
| 00:19:04 | Is that all you have to say? "Boys will be
boys"?!
|
| 00:19:08 | Chris, where did you get aPlayboyfrom, anyway?
|
| 00:19:13 | That look means,
"Boy, I know I've never asked you to lie,
but please don't tell your mother that that's
myPlayboy."
I found it?
|
| 00:19:25 | Usually, I would
suspend you for this sort of behavior, but
I think
this is best handled by the parents.
|
| 00:19:30 | And you best believe we're going to handle
it, right, Julius?
|
| 00:19:34 | Yeah, we going to handle this.
|
| 00:19:35 | I'll take that.
|
| 00:19:37 | What you going to do with it?
|
| 00:19:38 | Here's what he really wanted to do.
|
| 00:19:45 | (horn honking)
I'll dispose of it.
|
| 00:19:51 | Yeah.
|
| 00:19:52 | Yeah, that's, that's a good idea.
|
| 00:19:55 | Disposing is good.
|
| 00:19:57 | Come out here, boy. (grunts)
One of the ways I always tried to avoid getting
beatings
was pretending to be asleep.
|
| 00:20:06 | Get up, boy.
|
| 00:20:07 | You ain't fooling nobody.
|
| 00:20:08 | I'm sorry I took your magazine, Dad.
|
| 00:20:12 | You shouldn't take other people's things,
Chris.
|
| 00:20:16 | That's why I put it away.
|
| 00:20:17 | But more than that, you're too young for
that kind of stuff.
|
| 00:20:21 | Yeah, but it's just pictures.
|
| 00:20:22 | Look how much trouble "just pictures"caused
you.
|
| 00:20:24 | You got chased by a mob, your mama's mad
at you
and you almost got kicked out of school.
|
| 00:20:28 | That's when I discovered that even if they're
made of paper,
the wrong kind of woman can really mess up
your life.
|
| 00:20:34 | Look, I know you're interested in girls,
but there's a lot for you to learn first.
|
| 00:20:39 | If you never need anything, you can talk
to me.
|
| 00:20:42 | But don't go in my toolbox.
|
| 00:20:44 | After that, my father started hiding things
in his fish tackle box.
|
| 00:20:47 | I never told him I found it the next day.
|
| 00:20:50 | I promise.
|
| 00:20:51 | Things didn't turn out that bad, though.
|
| 00:20:53 | I made $28 off thatPlayboy.
|
| 00:20:58 | My magazine, my money.
|
| 00:21:00 | Here,
you can keep that.
|
| 00:21:03 | ♪♪ Everybody hates Chris. ♪♪
|
| 00:21:10 | k
CHRIS: Growing up in Brooklyn, I always thought
that g
to faraway places was something that only
rich people did.
|
| 00:21:22 | At 13, I'd never been out of New York,
but all that was about to change.
|
| 00:21:28 | Class, I have an announcement.
|
| 00:21:30 | We're all going on a field trip to Washington,
Dc.
|
| 00:21:34 | (kids murmur excitedly)
You just need to have your parents
sign your permission slips and sell
30 boxes of cookiesto cover the cost of the
trip.
|
| 00:21:45 | Chris.
|
| 00:21:46 | If your people can't afford to pay cash,
I'll see if we'll accept food stamps.
|
| 00:21:50 | She acts like it's caviar.
|
| 00:21:52 | It's just cookies, damn.
|
| 00:21:54 | How are we goi
Prepare to sit in the back, Birmingham.
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| 00:24:24 | but I want people to think I'm a
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|
| 00:24:27 | So hide.
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| 00:25:30 | Happy anniversary.
|
| 00:25:32 | What's this?
|
| 00:25:33 | Oh, baby, you didn't have to get me anything!
|
| 00:25:36 | CHRIS: Oh, yes, he did.
|
| 00:25:38 | My father learned thatthe hard way.
|
| 00:25:39 | You're the one that told menot to get you
nothing!
|
| 00:25:43 | (grunts)
What you stab me for?!
|
| 00:25:47 | Rochelle!
|
| 00:25:48 | And it was just Arbor Day.
|
| 00:25:49 | Rochelle!
|
| 00:25:50 | Go ahead, open it.
|
| 00:25:51 | Let's see what you got me.
|
| 00:25:53 | This is sosweet, baby.
|
| 00:25:56 | Dreamgirls!
|
| 00:25:58 | Oh,Dreamgirls!
|
| 00:25:59 | Oh, baby!
|
| 00:26:02 | How did you get ticketstoDreamgirls?
|
| 00:26:05 | These are expensive.
|
| 00:26:06 | It's okay,I got them from Risky.
|
| 00:26:08 | Risky?
|
| 00:26:10 | My father has gotten tickets from Risky before--
for the Ali-Frazier fight at Madison Square
Garden.
|
| 00:26:17 | Ooh!
|
| 00:26:18 | What happened? (bell ringing)
Who's down? What happened? Man!
|
| 00:26:21 | He got him tickets to see Patti LaBelle
at Lincoln Center.
|
| 00:26:25 | What's she wearing?
|
| 00:26:26 | Did she throw her shoe yet?
|
| 00:26:27 | (screams)
I got Patti's shoe!
|
| 00:26:30 | I got Patti's shoe!
|
| 00:26:31 | Smell it!
|
| 00:26:32 | Yes, Patti, I love you, girl!
|
| 00:26:34 | Whoo!
|
| 00:26:35 | Don't worry, we're gonnahave a good time,
okay?
|
| 00:26:38 | We are! We're gonna have a good time!
|
| 00:26:41 | Thank you, baby.
|
| 00:26:42 | You are the sweetest man in the world.
|
| 00:26:44 | Tonya, breakfast!
|
| 00:26:46 | Mama, I think something bit me.
|
| 00:26:49 | No, baby, I don't think these are bites.
|
| 00:26:53 | You've got chicken pox.
|
| 00:26:55 | Huh?
|
| 00:26:55 | Who gave her chicken pox?
|
| 00:26:57 | Wasn't me.
|
| 00:26:58 | JULIUS:Want me to get the Robitussin?
|
| 00:27:00 | No, I don't think Robitussin's gonna help
this.
|
| 00:27:03 | Look, Chris and Drew,
I don't need y'all getting sick,
so I need y'all to stay away from Tonya.
|
| 00:27:08 | That's like saying stay away from a serial
killer.
|
| 00:27:10 | Okay. Okay.
|
| 00:27:11 | CHRIS: Mom.
|
| 00:27:12 | Did you sign my permission slip?
|
| 00:27:13 | It's in your book, baby.
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| 00:27:15 | Permission for what?
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| 00:27:16 | A field trip to Washington, DC.
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| 00:27:18 | I need to sell cookies so I can go.
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| 00:27:20 | Can you take a few boxes to work?
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| 00:27:23 | Oh, I'm sorry, Chris,
but I can't ask these people to buy nothing
else.
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| 00:27:27 | I've sold Avon for your mother,
wrapping paper for Tonya,
chocolate bars for Drew...
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| 00:27:32 | Okay.
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| 00:27:33 | No, no, no.
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| 00:27:35 | I'll tell you what.
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| 00:27:37 | I'll buy two boxes for myself to get you
started.
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| 00:27:40 | The rest, you're gonna have to handle yourself.
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| 00:27:42 | Thanks, Dad.
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| 00:27:43 | With at least 100,000 people living in Bed-Stuy,
selling 28 boxes of cookies couldn't be that
hard.
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| 00:27:53 | Hello?
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| 00:27:56 | She said she was 18!
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| 00:28:05 | Hey!
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| 00:28:07 | BOTH: Would you like to buy...
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| 00:28:10 | Oh.
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| 00:28:11 | Never mind.
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| 00:28:14 | Would you like to buy some cookies?
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| 00:28:17 | I'll take four.
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| 00:28:19 | What are you doing?!
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| 00:28:21 | He has diabetes.
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| 00:28:22 | You trying to kill him?
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| 00:28:23 | I can't believe it's harder selling cookies
than crack.
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| 00:28:27 | My mother told us to stay away from Tonya,
but it was too late for Drew.
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| 00:28:33 | You're gonna make it
worse, boy.
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| 00:28:35 | Stop scratching.
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| 00:28:36 | Why don't she just tell him to stop growing
hair?
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| 00:28:39 | But it itches.
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| 00:28:41 | Sit over here.
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| 00:28:45 | Mama, my booty itches.
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| 00:28:47 | Oh, come here.
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| 00:28:48 | Let me see.
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| 00:28:49 | See, baby, you can't scratch, you got to
pat.
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| 00:28:52 | See?
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| 00:28:53 | Does that feel better? Yes.
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| 00:28:54 | All right, go back to bed, okay?
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| 00:28:57 | Let me see.
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| 00:28:59 | Ooh, 100 degrees, that's not so bad.
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| 00:29:01 | Here, lay down, get some rest.
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| 00:29:02 | I'll come check on you later.
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| 00:29:04 | And stop scratching.
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| 00:29:05 | You're making me itch.
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| 00:29:11 | You find anyone?
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| 00:29:12 | Nobody wants to baby-sit kids with chicken
pox.
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