| 00:00:04 | (horn honking)
D'oh!
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| 00:00:11 | (screams)
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20Th century
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(gasps)
There's a bee on Maggie.
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| 00:02:29 | Okay, Maggie, just
calmly and carefully
back away.
|
| 00:02:34 | Beehive!
|
| 00:02:36 | (muffled screaming)
(yells)
Blueberries!
|
| 00:02:39 | (whimpering)
(grunting)
(muffled grunting)
I told you not to mock me
at picnics.
|
| 00:02:50 | (grunts)
Uh, attention, everyone.
|
| 00:02:53 | Uh, Luann and I
have some big news.
|
| 00:02:56 | Is it that you're
brother and sister?
|
| 00:02:57 | Because you really
look a lot alike.
|
| 00:03:00 | No.
|
| 00:03:00 | Half-brother
and half-sister?
|
| 00:03:01 | No!
|
| 00:03:02 | Siamese twins who've been
surgically separated?
|
| 00:03:04 | No. We're getting
remarried.
|
| 00:03:06 | Oh, that's great.
|
| 00:03:07 | Great.
|
| 00:03:08 | Ooh, cool.
|
| 00:03:08 | Way to go.
|
| 00:03:09 | Many happy returns.
|
| 00:03:10 | This is so awesome.
|
| 00:03:12 | Finally you guys will stop using
me as a pawn in your fights.
|
| 00:03:16 | Milhouse, you're
not a pawn.
|
| 00:03:19 | I know, I know.
|
| 00:03:20 | Did your father
say you were?
|
| 00:03:22 | No. I swear.
|
| 00:03:23 | I made it up.
|
| 00:03:24 | Like kids do.
|
| 00:03:25 | Well, now that we're
a family again,
you can stop your lying.
|
| 00:03:31 | Hmm. Hmm.
|
| 00:03:31 | Homer.
|
| 00:03:33 | The wedding's in 20 minutes.
|
| 00:03:35 | Just pick a tie.
|
| 00:03:36 | Mm. There are so many choices.
|
| 00:03:39 | Bolo? Clip-on? Piano keys?
|
| 00:03:41 | Ten Commandments of Beer?
|
| 00:03:43 | The cornerstones
of the Brewish faith.
|
| 00:03:45 | Why don't you wear a tie
that goes with my eyes?
|
| 00:03:49 | And what color would that be?
|
| 00:03:52 | You don't know what
color my eyes are?!
|
| 00:03:54 | Of course I know.
|
| 00:03:56 | No peeking.
|
| 00:03:58 | I'm waiting.
|
| 00:04:00 | Uh...
|
| 00:04:01 | You really don't
know, do you?
|
| 00:04:03 | Is "beautiful" a color?
|
| 00:04:06 | No.
|
| 00:04:06 | Marge, give me a break.
|
| 00:04:07 | I don't notice the color
of people's eyes.
|
| 00:04:09 | I just judge them on the color
of their skin.
|
| 00:04:12 | Fine. (grunts)
Since the color-- ah!--
of my eyes isn't-- ooh!--
important to you-- aah!--
then you don't get to-- Mmm!--
see them until you--
ow!-- remember.
|
| 00:04:22 | (groans)
("Wedding March" playing)
She's wearing white?
|
| 00:04:34 | She must have rolled
the odometer back to zero.
|
| 00:04:38 | (laughing)
So you're good at
noticing dress colors,
but not the eyes
that make your dinner.
|
| 00:04:46 | (moans)
We are gathered here
in the sight of God
and this unsafe-for-swimming
beach
to celebrate the holy
un-divorcing of Kirk and Luann.
|
| 00:04:58 | Ow! What the...?
|
| 00:04:59 | Little help?
|
| 00:05:02 | (grunts)
(laughter)
Spaz.
|
| 00:05:05 | Do you, Kirk, take Luann
to re-have and re-hold?
|
| 00:05:11 | I do.
|
| 00:05:11 | And do you,
Luann, take Kirk--
despite the fact that he is
fundamentally the same man
that you said in court
was unfit to load
your dishwasher?
|
| 00:05:19 | Um...
|
| 00:05:19 | Whose very touch
repulsed you?
|
| 00:05:22 | Uh, your...
|
| 00:05:22 | Whose many annoying...
|
| 00:05:23 | Uh, you're reading
an early draft of our vows.
|
| 00:05:26 | Just say "I do."
I do.
|
| 00:05:28 | You may now kiss the bride.
|
| 00:05:29 | But make it quick.
|
| 00:05:30 | The seagulls have gotten
into the hors d'oeuvres.
|
| 00:05:32 | (seagulls screeching)
My friends, do not eat.
|
| 00:05:35 | Is made with seagull meat.
|
| 00:05:37 | (ship horn blaring)
See you in a
week, Milhouse.
|
| 00:05:39 | Have fun at
the Simpsons'.
|
| 00:05:41 | If you don't like
Mrs. Simpsons' cooking,
you have your "mommy meals."
I got 'em. Mm, mm.
|
| 00:05:45 | Why does every kid who stays
with us bring "mommy meals"?
|
| 00:05:49 | So I put pineapple
in my potato salad.
|
| 00:05:52 | Live a little, huh?
|
| 00:05:55 | That's why, to this day,
you never see a shark
with monkey arms.
|
| 00:06:02 | Great story, Mr. Simpson.
|
| 00:06:04 | But why do
all your bedroom stories
have commercials in them
for The Container Store?
|
| 00:06:07 | Because if I do it enough,
maybe they'll start to pay me.
|
| 00:06:13 | Sleep tight.
|
| 00:06:13 | The Container Store, now
at five convenient locations.
|
| 00:06:16 | Ah... now that my mom and dad
are back together,
I'm happy every day.
|
| 00:06:20 | I can't wait to wake up
so tomorrow can start.
|
| 00:06:24 | (snoring)
♪ ♪
|
| 00:06:35 | (laughing)
Whoa...
|
| 00:06:37 | (laughing)
Uh-uh-uh.
|
| 00:06:40 | we're gonna start
this marriage off right.
|
| 00:06:42 | This time,I'mgonna carryyou
over the threshold.
|
| 00:06:49 | (crying out)
(yelling)
(splashing)
Dear God!
|
| 00:06:55 | I need more nickels!
|
| 00:06:59 | Luann, is that you
nibbling on my knee?
|
| 00:07:04 | Check it out,
an animal hole.
|
| 00:07:09 | Where does it go?
|
| 00:07:10 | Only one way to find out.
|
| 00:07:19 | Ah...! Tarantulas!
|
| 00:07:21 | I'll save you, Baby Burps-A-Lot.
|
| 00:07:24 | (burping repeatedly)
Ah...! Spider burps!
|
| 00:07:27 | (yelling)
(laughing)
This week is the best.
|
| 00:07:34 | I don't care if my parents
ever come back.
|
| 00:07:37 | (sad, melodramatic music plays)
(tires screech)
(doorbell rings)
(laughing)
Milhouse Van Houten?
|
| 00:07:53 | (laughing):
Yes?
|
| 00:07:55 | Son, your parents
have been lost at sea.
|
| 00:07:59 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:08:00 | Oh, my God!
|
| 00:08:01 | I said I didn't care
if they ever came back!
|
| 00:08:04 | This ismyfault!
|
| 00:08:06 | (sobbing)
Drown, monster, drown!
|
| 00:08:11 | (laughing)
Hey, who died?
|
| 00:08:15 | My parents, probably.
|
| 00:08:18 | So you guysaren't
ice cream men?
|
| 00:09:54 | ..
|
| 00:09:55 | Look at the menu, it's amazing.
|
| 00:09:57 | ..
|
| 00:10:00 | I'm starving.
|
| 00:10:01 | ..
|
| 00:10:02 | [Mission impossible music begins]
..love!
|
| 00:10:07 | It's gonna be lobster.
|
| 00:10:08 | Announcer: Chase conveniently has
over 15,000 atms from coast to coast.
|
| 00:10:11 | Oh, my gosh, look at the desserts.
|
| 00:10:13 | So, what are you going to have?
|
| 00:10:14 | ..
|
| 00:10:16 | Announcer: Chase checking.
|
| 00:10:18 | Are you ok?
|
| 00:10:18 | Announcer: Welcome to banking with chase.
|
| 00:10:20 | Chase what matters.
|
| 00:10:22 | Oh!
|
| 00:10:56 | If my parents are lost at sea,
are you gonna find 'em?
|
| 00:11:01 | We'll try, but have you ever
been to the sea?
|
| 00:11:05 | It'shuge.
|
| 00:11:06 | And we have to search
all of them--
'cause they all,
you know, connect.
|
| 00:11:09 | (moans)
Don't worry, boy.
|
| 00:11:11 | They'll find
your parents soon.
|
| 00:11:12 | And until they do,
you can stay here.
|
| 00:11:15 | Andwe'll move your bedtime
to an hour later,
so you'll have more time
to be alone with your thoughts.
|
| 00:11:23 | (eating noises)
Hey, come on.
|
| 00:11:29 | Why don't you cheer up
with a glass of Ocean Spray?
|
| 00:11:32 | (chuckles nervously)
Oh, boy-- forget that.
|
| 00:11:35 | How about some...
|
| 00:11:36 | Cap'n Crunch?
|
| 00:11:37 | Uh, Seven Seas Italian dressing?
|
| 00:11:40 | Ooh! No, no!
|
| 00:11:41 | Uh, Chicken of the Sea tuna?
|
| 00:11:43 | Gaah!
|
| 00:11:43 | Billy Ocean CD?
|
| 00:11:43 | The History of Atlantic Records?
|
| 00:11:46 | Stop naming things!
|
| 00:11:48 | I want to, but I can't!
|
| 00:11:49 | Then go to Moe's!
|
| 00:11:50 | Good idea.
|
| 00:11:51 | I'll drown my sorrows
in Anchor Steam Beer.
|
| 00:11:53 | (stammering):
Oh! I'm sorry...
|
| 00:11:58 | Why don't we do something
special for you--
get you all snazzed up.
|
| 00:12:02 | Like I'm going to a funeral?
|
| 00:12:04 | No! Don't talk like that!
|
| 00:12:06 | There's always hope.
|
| 00:12:07 | We just wanted to let you know,
we've stopped searching.
|
| 00:12:10 | (irritated growl)
This'll cheer you up.
|
| 00:12:13 | I'll let you kill me in
Bar Brawl Four: Final fracas.
|
| 00:12:16 | (grunting)
Take that I'll cut ya...!
|
| 00:12:19 | Uh-oh. I slipped
on some blood.
|
| 00:12:20 | I'mtotallyvulnerable
to a full-body jukebox slam.
|
| 00:12:25 | Oh, come on, it's easy.
|
| 00:12:27 | Just push A, B, up, up,
left trigger, right trigger,
and both triggers at once.
|
| 00:12:31 | (sighs)
Isn't there already
enough pain in this world?
|
| 00:12:34 | Let's just pay
the check and go.
|
| 00:12:41 | (crying softly)
(crying softly)
Thanks, Mags.
|
| 00:12:54 | I could use a pick-me-up.
|
| 00:13:03 | Oh, my God.
|
| 00:13:04 | I've become
the world's oldest baby.
|
| 00:13:07 | Men don't get
their moo-moo from a ba-ba.
|
| 00:13:11 | They get their moo-moo
from a big-boy cup!
|
| 00:13:17 | I can't be a baby anymore.
|
| 00:13:19 | I'm alone now.
|
| 00:13:21 | I have to be a man!
|
| 00:13:23 | Thanks, Mags.
|
| 00:13:32 | Homer:
Where is it?
|
| 00:13:32 | (frustrated grunt)
I gotta find out
what color Marge's eyes are.
|
| 00:13:38 | Ah... Cha-ching!
|
| 00:13:40 | (grunting)
Oh!
|
| 00:13:44 | Oh, Marge, darling,
what's the combination
to our wedding album?
|
| 00:13:48 | Marge:
Our anniversary!
|
| 00:13:52 | D'oh!
|
| 00:13:55 | All right, Dragon's Eye,
may your path be true
and your caroms many.
|
| 00:14:00 | Just shoot!
|
| 00:14:01 | Sherri:
Uh-oh, it's rolling
towards that loner!
|
| 00:14:04 | Who is it?
|
| 00:14:09 | (impressed gasps)
It's Milhouse!
|
| 00:14:11 | That's not
the Milhouse I know.
|
| 00:14:14 | Haw-Haw!
|
| 00:14:14 | You know Milhouse.
|
| 00:14:17 | Okay, everyone.
|
| 00:14:17 | My best friend is
a little messed up,
so everyone be
extra nice to him.
|
| 00:14:22 | Hey, loser,
your mom called.
|
| 00:14:24 | She said "Glub, glub."
(gasping)
One day, you'll be more haunted
by those words than I am.
|
| 00:14:32 | Why aren't you crying?
|
| 00:14:34 | I wish Icouldcry.
|
| 00:14:36 | Tears would cleanse my soul.
|
| 00:14:38 | Oh, Milhouse!
|
| 00:14:40 | (giggles)
You're very brave.
|
| 00:14:43 | Go ahead, beat me up.
|
| 00:14:45 | Maybe then
I'll feel something.
|
| 00:14:47 | (impressed exclaiming)
(menacing music plays)
Eh, what's the point?
|
| 00:14:57 | Milhouse, that was the bravest
thing I've ever seen.
|
| 00:15:01 | I always wanted you
to hold my hand, Lisa.
|
| 00:15:03 | And now that you are, I'm
too numb to feel anything.
|
| 00:15:07 | It's like you're
wearing oven mitts
and I'm in
my winter parka.
|
| 00:15:10 | (swooningly):
That's so poetic.
|
| 00:15:12 | Looks like you're
not the coolest kid
in school anymore.
|
| 00:15:16 | Hey, I'm happy to see Milhouse
get some hand-on-hand action.
|
| 00:15:19 | Butno oneis cooler
than Bartholomew J. Simpson.
|
| 00:15:23 | Really?
|
| 00:15:24 | (ominously):
See ya at lunch.
|
| 00:15:28 | Anyone want
to sit over here?
|
| 00:15:31 | You can have my pizza crust.
|
| 00:15:32 | Young man, you look like
you enjoy fun and excitement.
|
| 00:15:35 | Please, Bart, you're
embarrassing yourself.
|
| 00:15:42 | (tires screech)
Milhouse, call me
if you need to talk.
|
| 00:15:49 | If you want
to come to my place,
I've got a squirrel
in a shoebox.
|
| 00:15:54 | I'm just sayin'...
|
| 00:15:55 | Thanks, but I want to take
a walk alone...
|
| 00:15:58 | Boys:
Whoa!
|
| 00:16:00 | ...and work some stuff out.
|
| 00:16:02 | (girls swooning)
Come on!
|
| 00:16:04 | Look at me,I'mcool.
|
| 00:16:07 | I've got my backpack
on frontwards,
and I'm krumping!
|
| 00:16:11 | (grunting)
Check it out!
|
| 00:16:16 | Th image has not been sped up.
|
| 00:16:20 | There's a time for krumping,
and this isn't it.
|
| 00:16:23 | (tires screech)
I'll krump with you,
sweetie pie.
|
| 00:16:33 | (grunting)
well, I just got high speed internet from
at&t.
|
| 00:17:02 | It's really fast. yeah? what's that like?
|
| 00:17:07 | ( screaming )
( whimpering )
Kinda like that.
|
| 00:17:17 | 95
..
|
| 00:17:20 | For 12 months withqualifying services and
a 1-year term.
|
| 00:17:25 | ♪
|
| 00:18:59 | ♪
|
| 00:18:59 | ♪ spread a little somethin' to remember ♪
|
| 00:19:04 | ♪ spread a little joy and see ♪
|
| 00:19:06 | ♪ need a little happinessto be ♪
|
| 00:19:09 | ♪ living the life with me ♪
|
| 00:19:15 | Oh, my God.
|
| 00:19:17 | Look at these poll numbers.
|
| 00:19:19 | Ay, caramba!
|
| 00:19:21 | Oh, man.
|
| 00:19:22 | Milhouse has gone from being
a comic figure to a tragic one.
|
| 00:19:25 | If he could go back
to being happy,
I could go back to being cool.
|
| 00:19:29 | (knocking)
Homer:
Boy, stop talking
to yourself.
|
| 00:19:31 | Your thoughts should stay
in your head.
|
| 00:19:33 | Heh, heh, I sure told him.
|
| 00:19:34 | Now what am I going
to do about Marge?
|
| 00:19:38 | Let's see.
|
| 00:19:39 | Milhouse would be happy again
if he had family
to take care of him.
|
| 00:19:43 | Family, family.
|
| 00:19:45 | Every Christmas...
|
| 00:19:46 | Milhouse gets
Danish butter cookies from...
|
| 00:19:49 | Solvang, California...
|
| 00:19:51 | where he has a beloved un...
|
| 00:19:55 | cle!
|
| 00:19:57 | Directory assistance
for Solvang,
a little bit of Denmark
on California's central coast.
|
| 00:20:03 | We have three Van Houtens.
|
| 00:20:04 | Fine, I'll call
three numbers.
|
| 00:20:07 | What are they?
|
| 00:20:08 | Butter cookie 8-2147,
Hans Christian Anderson
5-5166,
and Aquavit 3-2599.
|
| 00:20:22 | (wheels squeal)
Okay,
so which one of these losers
is Milhouse's Uncle Norbert?
|
| 00:20:31 | Norbert? Norbert?
|
| 00:20:33 | Oh, this guy's
a total Norbert.
|
| 00:20:35 | Norbert? I wish.
|
| 00:20:36 | My name is
Gaylord Q. Tinkledink.
|
| 00:20:39 | (Tinkledink humming)
(man laughing)
Oh, yeah.
|
| 00:20:47 | (wheels screeching)
Bart, I'm Norbert Van Houten,
but everyone calls me Zack.
|
| 00:20:52 | You'reUncle Norbert?
|
| 00:20:54 | Well, I'm one
of the Danish Van Houtens,
not the Dutch Van Houtens.
|
| 00:20:58 | Now, my nephew Milhouse needs
me and I'm here for him.
|
| 00:21:01 | And I'm here to find my nephew
Nerdletaub Z. Pantybottom.
|
| 00:21:05 | (laughing nervously):
Let us join forces.
|
| 00:21:08 | (grunts)
Ow!
|
| 00:21:09 | (gasping):
Would you be my uncle?
|
| 00:21:11 | No, but have a butter cookie.
|
| 00:21:19 | (sighs)
Milhouse, there's someone
who wants to see you.
|
| 00:21:26 | Uncle Zack?
|
| 00:21:26 | Milhouse, your parents may be
gone, but I'm here for you now.
|
| 00:21:30 | Well, I don't
need you.
|
| 00:21:33 | I've learned to
take care of myself.
|
| 00:21:36 | I see.
|
| 00:21:36 | You've become
quite a young man--
self-reliant, mature.
|
| 00:21:39 | You've shed your Dutch ways
and become a true Dane.
|
| 00:21:42 | But, uh, perhaps
you're not too cool
to give your uncle a hug?
|
| 00:21:49 | I promise you won't be
alone anymore, son.
|
| 00:21:57 | And that takes
care of that.
|
| 00:21:59 | (girls sobbing)
Oh, man, now he's
even more popular.
|
| 00:22:04 | He's troubled,
but I can save him.
|
| 00:22:07 | Oh, for crying
out loud.
|
| 00:22:10 | Oh, I'll never remember
what color Marge's eyes are.
|
| 00:22:15 | Uh... brown? No.
|
| 00:22:18 | Orange? No.
|
| 00:22:19 | Elm?
|
| 00:22:20 | Rake?
|
| 00:22:21 | Guessing?
|
| 00:22:22 | (moans sadly)
(laughs)
Well, well, look who's strolling
down Alzheimer Avenue.
|
| 00:22:27 | You used to know everything
about that wife of yours,
even wrote a
song about her.
|
| 00:22:33 | A song?
|
| 00:22:34 | (gasps)
Wait, it's coming
back to me.
|
| 00:22:38 | (guitar strumming)
♪ The girl I love's
got beautiful hair ♪
|
| 00:22:44 | ♪ A blue bouffant ♪
|
| 00:22:46 | ♪ From here to there ♪
|
| 00:22:49 | ♪ Snow white teeth
and lips so red ♪
|
| 00:22:51 | ♪ She's the Wilma
to my Fred ♪
|
| 00:22:56 | ♪ Oh, the girl I love's
got beautiful... ♪
|
| 00:22:58 | (gasping):
♪ Eyes ♪
|
| 00:23:00 | ♪ When happy, they sparkle,
when sad, they cries ♪
|
| 00:23:04 | ♪ Those eyes are gems
beyond appraisal ♪
|
| 00:23:06 | ♪ Stunning shade of purest... ♪
|
| 00:23:08 | Oh, what is it?
|
| 00:23:09 | I was so close.
|
| 00:23:10 | Let's see, what rhymes
with appraisal?
|
| 00:23:12 | Basil, nasal.
|
| 00:23:14 | None of these are colors.
|
| 00:23:16 | Oh, it's hopeless.
|
| 00:23:17 | She'll never love me again.
|
| 00:23:20 | Oh, Homie.
|
| 00:23:20 | I'd forgotten that
beautiful song you wrote for me.
|
| 00:23:28 | Hazel!
|
| 00:23:29 | Your eyes are hazel.
|
| 00:23:32 | Hazel like the
pussy willows
by the pond where
we first kissed,
like the almond paste
in the bear claw I ate
after we first
made love.
|
| 00:23:40 | (guitar strumming)
Milhouse,
that was a perfect landing.
|
| 00:23:53 | Oh, did you remember to
cut off the gas flow?
|
| 00:23:56 | The what?
|
| 00:23:58 | (both laughing)
Zack:
Oh, yeah.
|
| 00:24:02 | Lis, I don't get it.
|
| 00:24:04 | Why does Milhouse's happiness
make me sad?
|
| 00:24:07 | Bart, Bart, Bart.
|
| 00:24:08 | You're worried
you're losing Milhouse,
and love
is a selfish thing.
|
| 00:24:13 | Shut up! I don't
love Milhouse.
|
| 00:24:15 | Oh, really?
|
| 00:24:15 | The more you deny it,
the more I know it's true.
|
| 00:24:17 | Oh, yeah? Well, when you're
mean, I'm a trampoline,
so everything you said goes
back and hits your ugly head.
|
| 00:24:23 | (laughs)
God, that was lame.
|
| 00:24:26 | Where did you get that?
|
| 00:24:28 | (sobbing):
From Milhouse!
|
| 00:24:30 | Oh, I love him so much!
|
| 00:24:32 | Aw, it's okay.
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| 00:24:33 | Principal skinner:
Students, I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
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| 00:24:37 | The coolest student in school,
Milhouse Van Houten,
is leaving us.
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| 00:24:41 | (all gasp)
He and his uncle,
who is also very cool,
will be returning to Solvang
forever via hot air balloon.
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| 00:24:48 | Our trip will be fraught
with hardship and peril,
but it still beats third-period
gym with Mr. Johnson.
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| 00:24:54 | (all laughing)
Hey, in the real world, rope-
climbing skills are vital.
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| 00:24:59 | Good-bye, old life.
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| 00:25:03 | Wait, Milhouse!
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| 00:25:05 | Don't go!
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| 00:25:06 | You're my best friend.
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| 00:25:08 | I have to go.
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| 00:25:09 | Well, then I'm going with you.
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| 00:25:12 | Bart, climb up.
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| 00:25:13 | I... can't.
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| 00:25:15 | Well, what do you think
of Mr. Johnson's rope-
climbing class now?
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| 00:25:19 | Bart:
Still sucks!
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| 00:25:20 | Aw, come on.
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| 00:25:28 | So who's up for a
trip around the world?
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| 00:25:32 | Milhouse & bart:
I am! I am!
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| 00:25:40 | If we can catch
the trade winds,
we'll be in the Florida Keys
by tomorrow morning.
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| 00:25:50 | I can't wait
to see our little...
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| 00:25:52 | (gasps)
Milhouse!
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| 00:25:55 | Mom and Dad!
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| 00:25:56 | Mr. and Mrs. Van Houten!
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| 00:25:58 | Damned Dutchmen!
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| 00:26:05 | I'm so glad you're alive!
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| 00:26:07 | I'll never have to be
self-reliant again.
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| 00:26:10 | Not so fast, son.
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| 00:26:11 | We are trapped on this island.
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| 00:26:13 | No worries. I've already
radioed for a rescue boat
sailed by brave Danish sailors.
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| 00:26:18 | More like swishy
Danish sailors.
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| 00:26:21 | You're going
down, Dutchman.
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| 00:26:23 | (Zack and Kirk grunting)
You grapple
like a girl!
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| 00:26:27 | Captioned by
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Shh!
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| 00:27:27 | Take half off the price of delivery pizza.
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| 00:27:32 | Digiorno is half the price for melty cheese,
awesome toppings and a fresh baked crust.
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| 00:27:36 | Taste. believe.
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| 00:27:37 | It's not delivery, it's digiorno.
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| 00:28:11 | Mmmmm... ( crash )
♪
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| 00:28:16 | Mmmmm... ( crash )
♪
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| 00:28:22 | Mmmmm... ( crash )
When you add velveeta to spicy rotel tomatoes
and green chiles,
you've got a queso so good, it'll blow 'em
away.
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| 00:28:31 | Mmmmm... ( crash )
- Ha ha ha! - woo! - dang!
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| 00:28:36 | Velveeta & rotel.
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| 00:28:39 | Man, that's good!
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| 00:28:41 | ♪
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| 00:28:41 | get a table!
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| 00:28:42 | (announcer) SOME PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS EAT
At the table,
that doesn't mean they're bad.
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| 00:28:48 | With the crispy, cheesy crust
of new hot pockets cheese stuffed crust pizza,
you're free to eat wherever, whenever.
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| 00:28:53 | ♪Hot pockets
eat freely!
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| 00:29:07 | incredible
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