Undateable - Hour 2   View more episodes

Aired at 01:00 PM on Monday, Nov 29, 2010 (11/29/2010)      View all transcripts from this day

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00:38:39xP>> BECAUSE FRANKLY, ÷ éÑ! V9ós p; WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
00:38:46PU@TYOUR SHIRTr-N.4E3#FbI%IypCZ,xiIó That's disgusting.
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00:38:54WATCH OUT; DON'T TOUCH THAT.2h>=xf4f4T; THE GUN MIGHT GO OFF.wNw=LNP2@ ÷iX ÷ ÷ >> No, I don't like when guys"7 are shirtless in public.
00:39:00I THINK IT'S IN47PR0!RIATEa$B>÷'6h%b(jáh2 AND IT'S KIND OF DISGUSTING.cINyT'rwIG 2 ÷ ( ÷ YOU LOOK STUPID.!÷(O÷s÷sxpóLx< :3 )f Put your shirt back on.
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00:39:16Get some.
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00:39:41That son of a bitch kYVER ÷<S A SHbOT yg.l avQa>B@sA÷+/s/s+C+C3H4Ñ like MCCONAUGHEY, [bleep] ÷YEk I'D HAJ MY SHIRT OFF.uç OFLIX HE'S NOT GETTING DATES?t,z?Rx3/nw?+Ga5X#zK >> You're not in good shape and you, like, have a beer BELLY AND HAIRY STOMACH,kXt ÷ ÷ &óKEEP#@#0R SHIRT .ÑEp[y[@eao[@2O1 ÷wvC..ÑLfú%> I'm leaving my shirt on.
00:39:55You got to save some m@dteóórçrçñi for the ladies.
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00:40:26r1bXbX THESE ARE THE DORKIESTd2d2akakuÑn)aH OF THE WEAPONS.2dñ@x >> WHAA! WHAA! WHAA! YA!4F[)cFá @t@tByByp2p2KX ÷ >> HOW COULDJ WOMANt NOT BE INTO ÷ISi:F jXU READY FOR OUR DATE?Jfx ÷ >> HUH? YEAH, I KNOW.Q3pENP3ç÷ $óO@/÷ ÷ YEP, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING.(z7?K1oáñ s"ÑOT' K/NOT COOL;kX YOU'RE ÷OT G8TIz LHDJ If you do that.
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00:41:00>> WHAA!jY WHAA! WHAA! WHAA! WHOA!jt ÷>> If you use nunchucks x PROTECT YOURSELF, GUESS WHAT.iX YOU'RE A DEAD MA ÷j >> IN MY PARTICULAR nHnH9Ñ ,yNEIGHBó;HOOD, THE NUNCHUCK WAS í]THE WEN, OF CHOICEJ'eHeH ÷ ÷c86p6p >> NO!e.7é7éVk -áí,5é&;S jLY ONE WEAPON THAT You should be concentrating on, ÷ ÷ yeah, the hammer.
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00:41:22Oh-ho-ho. 002!2!
00:41:23=F you knolwhat nunchucks say about you?
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00:41:34But it's okay ÷ ÷ >> okay.
00:41:36ALL RI >xE'RE2vmlE.8gxoé2 >> Not good, not good for dating at all.
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00:42:19OTHER THAN THAT, LEAVE THEtjX JEWELRY WEARING TO WOMEN. ÷ -:r) >> "YOU CAN'T DRINK ALL DAYjYta8 UNLE<. Yo START4@ bÑ:÷m,quyx " ÷ HI, LADIES!jX:WJ8af+;n;nsasaJ3.-P%+ XYw l)l) [ [lá0@RAçA$lHP%r=X5ii >> If, for any reason, YOU FEEL THE NEEDFH8c88O O // To tell your story ÷ by wearing shirts I i a( v89÷ IT'S A PROBLEjX ÷ AND I THINITVPd$S UNDATEABLE.kXs >> I get a kick out of it because it's clever.
00:42:52But I've noticed a lot of girls ÷ DIDN'T SEEM TO THINK IT WAS ASn%éN8gP7-2 ÷ t]+ FEMALEiODXINuECTOR," Like, that really makes me ÷ WANT TO GIVE YOU LY W;MBO5."ú[Kóf4w >> THERE'S NOTHING ABq47n AN%úRON-ON THAT WIú@ Ca#NGEÑéO>O>ç:ç:LG2HJ,=FYj[C ]'HER MIND Aé'UT YOUR GUT,Lt=úíd[úçbçbIHIH 4&@K@va$ your hairline, your breath, 2k ÷ >> I had a boyfriend that ACTUALLY HAD A T-SHIRT2áp( ( Saying "i'm with stupid" ÷ AND WOj I ÷OUT.
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00:44:22÷dN'0IT LOOK HERE.
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00:46:50Now, I have a makeup that always gets it right.
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