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| 00:03:34 | >>> As we heard earlier tonight,
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| 00:03:40 | Live on the 1,000 episode of
raw, these two love birds will
tie the knot next week.
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| 00:03:46 | >> Next week is going to be
huge.
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| 00:03:49 | The group who revolutionized
sports entertainment with their
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time to kick out the 1,000
episode of raw.
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| 00:04:05 | And man, that ain't all.
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| 00:04:07 | He'll give the wwe an official
answer to his challenge to the
match.
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| 00:04:14 | Remember a couple weeblgs ago
the rock tweeted the people
shan't return?
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| 00:04:22 | As promised, the wwe
championship has been
relentless.
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| 00:04:26 | They will be live next week on
THE 1,000th EPISODE OF "MONDAY
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hash tag, raw 1,000.
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| 00:04:47 | >>
.
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| 00:04:52 | >> The winner of the world's
heavyweight championship.
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| 00:05:03 | >> We have a resident show off.
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| 00:05:05 | >> He has a reason to show off.
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| 00:05:10 | Ziggler, last night, overcame 7
other match to win the money in
the bank.
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| 00:05:18 | It's a world championship skon
tract.
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| 00:05:21 | He can get a title match
whenever he wants over the next
year.
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| 00:05:35 | >> Yeah, but alberto delrio got
a broke to pay for it.
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| 00:05:43 | He still holds that contract and
he can use it any time.
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| 00:05:46 | >> And how excited and happy was
vicki last night?
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| 00:05:49 | >> Oh, over the moon.
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| 00:05:50 | Look at her.
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| 00:05:50 | Still out there.
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| 00:06:01 | >> As everybody knows, every
single money in the bank check
has been cashed in successfully.
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| 00:06:08 | What that means is you're
looking at the next world
heavyweight champion.
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| 00:06:18 | And it's only a matter of time
before I pass this baby in on
seamus.
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| 00:06:23 | And when I do, I'm going to
become the greatest champion in
wwe history.
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| 00:06:34 | I'll be better than brett heart.
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| 00:06:40 | >> Brett heart.
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| 00:06:42 | >> Better than stone cold steve
austin.
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| 00:06:45 | >> Stone cold.
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| 00:06:54 | >> I'm the show off.
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| 00:06:56 | >> I'm the future champion and
it's undisputed.
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| 00:07:04 | I'm better --
>> thank goodness.
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| 00:07:11 | Here is one of the all-time
break offs of rock and roll
star.
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| 00:07:23 | >> No, no, no, not tonight.
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| 00:07:26 | For once, chris, this isn't
about you.
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| 00:07:30 | You're not going to lean on in
here and steal my spot.
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| 00:07:33 | This is my time.
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| 00:07:34 | This is my moment.
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| 00:07:36 | I won my money in the bank match
last night.
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| 00:07:54 | You didn't win yours.
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| 00:07:56 | In fact, you never won money in
the bank.
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| 00:07:58 | When was the last time you won
anything.
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| 00:08:07 | >> No one, no one has been given
more opportunities, more main
event matches, more chances than
you.
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| 00:08:13 | Think about it, chris.
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| 00:08:15 | When is the last time you
actually won an important match.
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| 00:08:31 | >> The great chris jericho.
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| 00:08:33 | Are you losing your touch?
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| 00:08:45 | >> Vicki, I think he's losing
his touch.
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| 00:08:50 | >> Oh, man.
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| 00:09:13 | Well, chris jericho, a man of a
few words tonight.
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| 00:09:16 | >> I think he's lost his touch.
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| 00:09:23 | Tonight, he faces the world's
largest athlete.
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| 00:09:25 | It's a knock out punch.
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| 00:09:27 | The other question that remains
is will john cena have the money
in the bank contract until next
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| 00:12:49 | >>> I hate to accuse things, but
one can wonder if cs funk is
knocked out by big show, will
this be the night that john cena
cashes in the contract to win
the championship?
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| 00:13:01 | As past history shows us, people
cash in the con trakts when a
champion is most vulnerable.
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| 00:13:08 | >> And out cold would be
vulnerable.
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| 00:13:11 | >> You never know, john cena, he
may not have to be knocked out.
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| 00:13:24 | >> There's big show.
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| 00:13:27 | Oh, with a right hand, he caught
him on the shoulder.
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| 00:13:30 | >> He's trying to duck out of
the way and big show is coming
with an upper cut.
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| 00:13:34 | >> He's got to use the
quickness.
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| 00:13:41 | You can't go straight ahead
against the giant with the big
show.
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| 00:13:51 | He's going to crush him.
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| 00:13:53 | >> He's going to be be an ink
stain on the ring.
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| 00:14:01 | Could this be the opening that
the champion needs?
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| 00:14:05 | >> There wouldn't have been
anything that the champion
needs.
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| 00:14:09 | >> It's his toe right to the
jaw.
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| 00:14:11 | Big show.
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| 00:14:12 | Coming off the rope.
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| 00:14:14 | Coming back to be down.
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| 00:14:16 | He's got him rocking.
|
| 00:14:28 | >> Is just about to say, he's
going go downstairs.
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| 00:14:36 | He went upstairs, way upstairs.
|
| 00:14:38 | >> Oh, no, this is what he has
to avoid.
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| 00:14:40 | He has to avoid the k-o blow.
|
| 00:14:47 | He said he was going to do it
and I think we're about to see
it.
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| 00:14:50 | Big show, no.
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| 00:14:59 | "
we are live tonight.
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| 00:15:14 | You can feel the momentum
beginning the shift.
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| 00:15:16 | He's beginning to believe.
|
| 00:15:18 | The champion thinks he can take
the big man out.
|
| 00:15:20 | I've got to wonder if john cena
is here after the match is over.
|
| 00:15:30 | As he goes for a third high.
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| 00:15:33 | Big show is in trouble.
|
| 00:15:35 | The giants are released.
|
| 00:15:39 | >> For the bulldogs, big show
counters.
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| 00:15:45 | He's out of the way.
|
| 00:15:46 | He's down.
|
| 00:15:47 | Big show is down.
|
| 00:15:49 | You've got to take advantage of
this.
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| 00:16:02 | He's got to count.
|
| 00:16:03 | Don't waste any time.
|
| 00:16:04 | Get in.
|
| 00:16:11 | He's going to pull a huge
victory here.
|
| 00:16:15 | Big show could have it, too.
|
| 00:16:18 | >> This giant may really be
unstoppable.
|
| 00:16:22 | I'm trying to figure out how big
show kicked out of two from the
top rope.
|
| 00:16:30 | Got to be thinking what do I do
now?
|
| 00:16:32 | >> Big show, again.
|
| 00:16:34 | >> Oh, no.
|
| 00:16:40 | >> The cover.
|
| 00:16:43 | And he's down to the bottom
rope.
|
| 00:16:46 | He's on the rope.
|
| 00:16:50 | He was there.
|
| 00:16:54 | >> Oh, boy.
|
| 00:16:57 | Big show is livid.
|
| 00:17:01 | >> And big show is there.
|
| 00:17:21 | >> Big show better continue.
|
| 00:17:25 | >> Through a diqualification.
|
| 00:17:36 | Pm punk is helpless.
|
| 00:17:38 | Oond he continues the attack.
|
| 00:17:42 | Oh, no.
|
| 00:17:43 | Oi, no.
|
| 00:17:46 | Big show has another thing in
mind.
|
| 00:17:49 | Here comes cena with the
briefcase.
|
| 00:17:51 | And the contract.
|
| 00:17:56 | He's cashing in, I think.
|
| 00:17:59 | Cena is cashing in with the
champion.
|
| 00:18:02 | John cena.
|
| 00:18:06 | >>Big show better get out of
there.
|
| 00:18:13 | The champion, I don't think it's
real with john here.
|
| 00:18:39 | >>> Earlier tonight, I sent out
a huge announcement for
tonight's raw having to do with
this briefcase.
|
| 00:18:50 | Ladies and gentlemen, by
announcement -- hey, hey, hey,
we all know what your
announcement is going to be.
|
| 00:18:57 | I'm not stupid.
|
| 00:18:59 | I know what you're going to do.
|
| 00:19:04 | You're going to announce that
you're going to cash in the
money in the briefcase check.
|
| 00:19:10 | Right now?
|
| 00:19:11 | Aren't you?
|
| 00:19:12 | Aren't you, john?
|
| 00:19:16 | How long has it been since
you've been wwe champion?
|
| 00:19:26 | You're just dying for a woman to
spin her?
|
| 00:19:29 | Look at that referee here now.
|
| 00:19:37 | You would be a fool not to cash
that briefcase in now.
|
| 00:19:40 | You've got to do it.
|
| 00:19:46 | These people don't respect you,
they don't respect anything.
|
| 00:19:49 | They don't even respect
themselves.
|
| 00:19:52 | Look how weak he is.
|
| 00:20:00 | You will never have an easier
championship than you will have
right now.
|
| 00:20:04 | You need to do this for you.
|
| 00:20:04 | >> No.
|
| 00:20:05 | No.
|
| 00:20:11 | Cm punk, I give you one week to
prepare for the biggest match of
your life.
|
| 00:20:16 | You have been wwe champion for
239 days.
|
| 00:20:24 | So at "raw 1,000," we will find
out who the best there the world
really is.
|
| 00:20:38 | Oh, at "raw" 1,000, I am telling
you now, I cash in this contract
for a match against you in the
wwe championship.
|
| 00:20:55 | That makes everyone wonder what
was my huge announcement about
this briefcase.
|
| 00:20:59 | That's very simple.
|
| 00:21:01 | My huge announcement --
>> oh, man.
|
| 00:21:16 | History will be made in more
ways than one.
|
| 00:21:21 | John cena for the wwe
championship.
|
| 00:21:38 | >> Next week on this landmark
night, cena versus punk in the
reunion kicks off, 8/7 central
here on usa.
|
| 00:21:49 | >> Don't miss it.
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